#toast cowboy

[pinetreevillain]

Bogus Toegus, Rogus Foegust, this is what make my penis growgus

An incantation!!

#ask box #toast cowboy

[ghouljams]

This time of year is prime time for bonfires in the south!! Just had one the other night and tried to scare some of my friends with some spooky stories and can’t stop thinking about trying (and failing) to do this to cowboy ghost hahahaha

Bonfires are my favorite! My family is full of pyromaniacs and our bonfires have gotten the fire department called numerous times. Once someone thought a house was on fire, very fun. Let's do more drunk cowboy fun, pre-"I want you to have my babies".

Birdie swings you around in front of the bonfire, the tiny tinny speaker playing some swinging murder ballad you think would really be more appropriate without your boyfriends around. You giggle as she holds her arm up to spin you before pulling you in close again.

“Wait, wait,” You laugh as you stumble, “Bird, I’m in deep I can’t-” You laugh more feeling her let you go to wiggle her shoulders at you. She turns to hold her hands out to Gaz.

“Come on quiet boy, you don’t got the spins, do ya?” She wiggles her fingers, pulling Gaz up out of his folding chair to dance. You take the opportunity to join Simon over by the folding table turned makeshift bar. 

“Made that happen once,” Simon is telling Moon, he holds his thumbs out and turns them with a pop noise, “blind, easy as you like.”

“Gross,” Moon says, without a hint of disgust. You reach between them to pour two shots of crystal moonshine, and slide one to Simon. You position yourself so Moon can’t see him tug his mask down and take the shot with you. The burn of it makes your throat itch something fierce, you can’t imagine it’s any better for him.

“You know you don’t have to keep up with me,” You tell him. Simon reaches for the canned peaches and spears one with the provided fork.

“You think I can’t?” He asks, popping the golden fruit in his mouth as a chaser before pulling his mask back into position.

“Didn’t say that.” Truth be told, the only reason you’re drinking so much is because he’s following you. Because every time you pour a shot you get to see his face again. Simon’s hands grip your thighs, pulling you between his legs. The heat of the bonfire on your back doesn’t have anything on the heat from Simon’s eyes as he looks up at you from his seat. “You having fun, Cowboy?” You ask, cupping his cheek.

“I’m having fun,” He hums.

“You gonna throw up?” Simon snorts, batting your hand away.

“I haven’t thrown up since I was 19, Moon’s shite liquor isn’t about to change that.”

“You don’t have to drink it,” Moon gripes from the other side of the table, “Ungrateful bastard.”

Simon rolls his eyes, you smile a little to yourself. It’s nice seeing him out of his shell. The fire flares loudly behind you. The rush of heat making Simon lean to peak around you at the blaze.

“Where the fuck did he get that?”

You turn to look and- You think maybe you shouldn't have told Soap to "go wild" with the bonfire. He's got a super soaker full of something, smells like lighter fluid, that he’s spraying on the fire to coax it bigger. As if he hadn’t loaded the thing with enough pallets and kindling to melt glass. All in all, very impressive, you think. You wonder how long it'll be 'til someone reports it.

“Get that away from him before he sets himself on fire.” You tell Simon, who’s already standing up to do just that.

You steal his seat, watching with Moon as your two professional killers wrestle for the rainbow water gun. Soap’s indignant shouts are almost as funny as watching Gaz jump on his back to try and give Simon the upperhand. They fight like kids, you hope it’s the alcohol that’s making them uncoordinated. You're not sure Gaz even knows what they're supposed to be fighting over, rolling in the grass and trying to grapple Soap as Simon looks for an angle to grab the soaker. Birdie cheers excitedly from the sidelines as Simon finally yanks the gun from Soap’s hands and is almost immediately tackled by both sergeants.

"Bunch of idiots," Moon mumbles, but you can see her smile.

"Your idiot started it," You tell her, watching Simon push at Soap's grinning face as Gaz tries to put him in a headlock.

"You think Birdie's gonna jump in?" You both watch her bouncing too close to the struggle, too excited to be just cheering it on.

"Probably."

#oc: Goose #oc: Moon #oc: Birdie #cowboy!Ghost #cowboy!Soap #cowboy!Gaz #x reader #god I love bonfires #Soap's bonfire and super soaker are directly taken from lived experiences #the sort of bonfire you gotta stand 6 ft away from #toasting marshmallows on just the heat it's putting off #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #cod fic #ghost x reader #simon ghost x reader

[asleepyy]

YOU.

I LOVE YOUR ART. ❤️

I LOVE YOUR ART!!❤️❤️❤️

#ask #toast-cowboy

[toast-oast]

i was 16 listening to puberty 2… like girl ur not even done with puberty 1 yet

#mitski #mitski miyawaki #mitski memes #textpost #shitpost #toast text #dead oceans #puberty 2 #mitski textpost #laurel hell #be the cowboy #lush #music memes #alternative music #retired from sad new career in business #indie music #withmorebutter #your best american girl #i bet on losing dogs #my body is made of crushed little stars #thursday girl #a burning hill #dan the dancer #a loving feeling #crack baby #femcel #female rage #coqeutte #bury me at makeout creek #meme

[c9k]

the virginfest story

virginfest was organized by a woman named raven, also known as copkiller1999. it was intended to be held at her place of work, a tattoo shop called toki tattoo in atlanta, georgia, on september 11th, 2021, with tickets being sold at the door for $5 each.

the original lineup was negative xp, hard christ, hot leather, egg white, neet, sodaboy64, greens on toast, bad takes only, fried by fluoride, gjallarhornit, gezebelle gaburgably, pacific purgatory, and 13th century cowboy. however, not everyone was able to make it. sodaboy, fried, neet, and cowboy all dropped out. fried dropped out for mental health reasons, while neet and cowboy were going to meet each other but couldn't. this was likely due to cowboy having been doxxed, which caused him to delete everything. a lot of his discography is lost media now.

by the time the event was set to happen, nearly half of the artists who were going to be there, had either dropped out or left the scene altogether, but the remaining members were still enough of a draw to get people to come. posters were updated; tickets would no longer be sold in person and had to be purchased online. there was also a merch website called virginfestmerch.online.

for the most part, virginfest's existence was only rly known within the epunk community. but secretly, from the moment of its conception, a so-called "antifascist" organization called atlanta antifa had been keeping their eyes on it. (i say this bc their behavior isn't antifascist at all) on the day of, they posted an extremely long twitter thread about the event, falsely accusing the musicians involved of being far right and racist. they acted like virginfest was posing a threat, when in reality, it was just some people coming together to have a good time. raven privately requested that this be taken down, explaining that virginfest wasn't politically motivated and no one was far right. atlanta antifa didn't respond, instead screenshotting raven's message and publicly posting it.

due to all of this controversy, toki tattoo dropped the event mere hours before it was supposed to start. raven announced this on her story, clarifying that she did not support extremism. atlanta antifa was still not satisfied and said raven should be fired from her job. but it was too late for them to cancel virginfest bc many people had already arranged to be there.

chosewood park was 4 minutes away from the original location, so virginfest was relocated there. due to it being outside, everything had to be acoustic. it lasted for 4 hours and was livestreamed on twitch by a streamer called trofy. shooter claimed to not be attending due to family matters but snuck into the crowd wearing a fake beard, and ended up performing for 20 minutes due to a lack of gear.

atlanta antifa shared a pic of a man with white nationalist attire, claiming he was event security, but this wasn't true. they also shared pictures of random attendees, claiming they were white supremacists bc they wore shirts for bands atlanta antifa didn't approve of. they resorted to calling the cops but no laws were being broken. the cops ended up sticking around and hanging out.

after the event, atlanta antifa kept trying to get raven fired, going so far as to dox her. 4 days after virginfest, toki tattoo announced that they had let her go.

#epunk #virginfest #negative xp #hard christ #hot leather #egg white #neet #sodaboy64 #greens on toast #bad takes only #fried by fluoride #gjallarhornit #gezebelle gaburgably #pacific purgatory #13th century cowboy

[inafieldofdaisies]

Happy Birthday, Cooper ❤️❤️❤️ Hope this cheers you up even a little, @strafethesesinners

#happy Cooper day!! ❤️ #cal is toasting his favorite cowboy pal! #friends ocs #oc: Cooper McCoy #fc5 ocs #far cry 5 oc #moodboard #character moodboard #myedits #moodboard aesthetic #character aesthetic #favorite characters #character inspiration

[overthinkingtaleblr]

teal/light blue johnny cranky maybe?

In this house we Love identity theft!

See, I was going to make Toast orange for the lols until I realized…

A lot of people had a different idea. (Thank you @hauntedbyeverything, @definitelyahotguy69, and @necromvtt)

Also, this was a good one for Billy from an anon and I wanted to implement it.

However, aside from the ask for an orange Johnny, I only have one other ask for orange and yellow Combined, so getting a few more of either of those would be nice! ^^

#taleblr #johnny ghost #johnny toast #taleblr pie #johnny cranky #maddie-friend #sally acachalla #sue acachalla #billy acachalla #taleblr acachallas #Methinks I need to make an acachalla lineup after this #we are One acachalla sibling from having the whole gang #on that note i would also love to do one of the cowboys #or light Zeron! he’s orange to me sometimes! #just some suggestions

[oblivioustoast]

you know that “they were both bottoms” meme, i feel like this keeps happening to me with getting to know people except it’s “they were both introverts” cuz we get to talking but never get very far since both parties are too scared to make plans

#hate that i need Overwhelming enthusiasm from someone before i feel invested in #it has not been working well #how many times have i said ‘i’d love to hang out!’ and then neither of us makes a move #*stares off into the horizon like a grizzled cowboy* #toast text posts #anyway my therapist wants me to try and join some dnd groups 😂

[ghostatjoes]

I had a dream last night where they were ✨cowboys✨

we love juleka and Marinette doing some random bs together

As always inspirations and characters and stuffs from the Panthera noir AU my fav and cap @justanotherpersonsuniverse

#my art #art #juleka couffaine #miraculous ladybug #panthera noire au #cap #panthera #panthera noir #digital art #ladybug #juleka #julenette #they’re besties #best of friends #julerose #we love some cowboys #AU but cowboys #julekas horse is named toast because it’s a skeleton horse on fire #marinettes horse is named radish so she can say this is my horse radish #she thinks she’s hilarious

[toasthoneyandstardust]

Another pilot down! Everyone needs to be in civvies by the time I wanna get other stuff done

Ngl I'm a little sad I couldn't make a better outfit for Lance, he always struck me as the fashion forward type though mens fashion sucks ASS, so I guess making an outfit at least match is better than nothing

One of my favorite mutuals also said he looked like a cowboy, and now that is the absolute perfect take anyone could've gotten from this

#my art #digital art #voltron #voltron force #vforce11 #voltron force 2011 #voltron fanart #voltron lance #vf lance #lance mcclain #lance charles mcclain #toast talks #cowboy lance is peak #though i'm between that or pirate lance because his vibes deserve it

[bigfanofnewyork]

do you like waffles?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ask aph america #ask hetalia #cowboy-robooty #he also likes pancakes #and french toast ^w^ #cant wait to get a mouthful

[pinetreevillain]

Welcome

Bb i’ve been here longer than you

#ask box #toast-cowboy

[lyledebeast]

The cookies in question. They're called cowboy cookies. Use free range cowboys if you can find them; it really makes a difference!

#food #baking #no cowboys were harmed in the making of these cookies #which makes their name very misleading #idk why they're called that #they contain oats pecans toasted coconut and bittersweet chocolate chips

[hungerpunch]

lo your tags IM IN FUCKING TEARS 🤣

are u talking about on that pic of lewis? sdkfjslkfjsdf sorry i'm sleep deprived and UNHINGED. but c'mon.... he's so hot he could easily fry up a lil egg in that unholy and whoreish space between his pecs. that's why he put it on display in the first place. for love eggs.

#i don't. i jus #ignore meklwjdjfsdf #cowboy toast is so cute tho can u blame me #ask #lewishamil10n

[jango-fettish]

N-Nice.. nice.. profile.. picture… um.

They did the lord’s work by giving him a badonkadonk you could see from space.

#like damn Miguel #toast-cowboy

[toasteaa]

Finally finished Stocean over Christmas and like...why didn't anyone tell me that Pucci has the alternate-universinator beam?

#toast talks #I don't care what anyone else says this allows me to make aus because I want to make them #Also no one's death tore me up more than Foof's. Sorry Weather Report #I think I was just in shock when it came to everyone else and then we saw them but not them #BUT FOOF IS STILL GONE BECAUSE SHE NEVER EXISTED #i'm inconsolable #Anyway...when are my cowboys coming home? Or am I going to have to read sbr again?