spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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starfleet uniform suppliers HATE this man
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It's canon that Spock likes to fuck with people and pretend he doesn't know human sayings just so he can make people explain it to him.
And then Kirk just knows when Spock is serious or is just being difficult and obtuse on purpose. They're married your honour.
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god i love star trek so much every episode its like "why mr spock ur so silly 🥰😉" "as a vulcan i am incapable of sillines, captain." "ofc ofc 😍😘" "can both of you shut the hell up"
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Starfleet Therapist: So what do we do when our ex won't speak to us
Kirk: Draft them out of retirement back into military service under my command
Starfleet therapist: nO
(this is a joke, obviously. Kirk would never go to therapy)
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