notn advice for newbies!!
everything is gonna be really hectic at first!!
so stay put and try not to panic— everyone else can smell the cowardice emanating from your pathetic, quivering body!
you may not make it! in fact, you probably will not make it.
every bone in your body will be tested, continuously undergoing a cycle of breaking and mending, across the span of hundreds of thousands of lifetimes, within a matter of a weeks.
so make sure to keep stretching those wrists!!
the voice telling you to hatch eggs can not be classified as right or wrong, good or bad, or any other useless mortal dichotomy, because it does not abide to "our" rules of logic or morality! it does have rules of its own, though, so watch out!
remember, it's not called "night" of the nocturne for nothing— nights are the most dangerous time of all!
there is no hope of salvation! prayers will not save you, for when the nocturnes come, they do not discriminate between the blasphemous and the faithful.
ok guys have fun out there!! especially all you first timers ^v^!! personally I can't wait to get some more eggs, even if the nocturnes gnawing endlessly on my liver are a little much LOL
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i showed my best friend all the interactions i’ve gotten on my eah content and he was like “there’s actually still a fandom for it????”
to me this is a call to action. my goal is to slowly bring about the Ever After High renaissance with each post i make.
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mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight mcr5 is releasing tonight
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hey. did uh. did you know that. uh. You know on a View-Master, when it gets, like..
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every day this month I'm going to recommend a different ooky spooky ghost fic! today's rec is:
With Teeth - @iamthecomet 3.9k, E
Dew doesn’t understand how they haven’t figured it out yet. Humanity's persistence, its blindness will be its downfall. He’s in awe of the way they continue to insist to themselves that it’s normal for multiple people a month to just—vanish. To “go home” without taking any of their stuff. To flee in the middle of the night. Or fall from balconies, or down the stairs, or drown.
That they haven’t figured out that the unlucky few are fodder for the machine that is the Ghost Project. Food, literally, for the hell-spawn that drives it forward.
They spend their days looking at the Ghouls like they are something to be attained. A prize to win. Dew is happy to encourage it. To let them walk right into the trap.
He runs his tongue over his fangs.
He can still taste the blood.
(btw if "rectober" makes you think "rectal" shhh no it doesn't. or maybe it does. whatever butters your eggroll.) Don’t forget to leave comments & kudos. ♡
(browse the other rectober posts here.)
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if u guys ever see me talking or posting abt anything related to marrying sasha u have to stop me alright. like. this isnt me. im being hacked
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will and mike’s love saved hawkins once (mike’s “best thing i’ve ever done” got thru to will and he was able to morse code them the solution) and it WILL save hawkins again (once mike finds out his feelings r reciprocated and will was truly the one that thought all those beautiful things of him)
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aldo mention hes going to be in train 3
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