#ttle experience

[hollowtones]

this isn't so much a "play this game" message but i heard you mention that you might play the bl*ey game in a similar vein to the p*ppa p*g game. thought i'd note that bl*ey as a franchise is far more genuine and has more spirit in comparison, not to mention the fanbase has expanded overtime a la my l*ttle p0ny.

during the pandemic my friend group bonded heavily over the show bc of its writing which based on my own experience is capable of appealing to adults in a subtle but still deep emotional and wholesome manner. it's a NZ gov't-funded kids show that truly has a purpose as edutainment for young families and fulfills it beautifully.

point is that doing a "wtf is this game about" stream of the recent game may not be the best idea for an otherwise beloved piece of media. also i wouldn't want you to deal with unwanted attention from toxic toon buffs. but don't wanna be bossy, i'm not ya mum ofc. that game does look very silly and adorable like the source so maybe you'd enjoy it! but just wanted to give you a heads up in case the original stream idea is in the works.

PS i listened to the beginning of the final pikmin stream early in the morning chasing around a mouse the cat brought in. so now my brain has connected the existence of the gumby movie to "where is that DAMN mouse"

I have been getting multiple questions and comments and messages about this recently, and I do not understand why.

I made one off-hand comment about wanting to play the game with friends (who like the show, and who were already planning on playing it) because it has multiplayer, and that sounds funny.

It is made by a company that exclusively does kids show licensed shovelware. I do not think it matters if the source material is good. People have been making bad video games out of good properties since video games became a widely produced thing.

(The friends I want to play this with are both fans of the show, and I think it'll be fun to try and understand it through their eyes. They also agree with me that shovelware is weird and funny and fun to pick at. LOL)

There's this weird thread of presumptions in these messages I keep getting, that if I do end up streaming this, it's going to be some weird irony-poisoned thing, or I'm going to be really unnecessarily mean or something. I do not understand. I know I can be kind of a bitch sometimes, but... Have you seen my streams?

"I wouldn't want you to deal with unwanted attention" I already am. I have received like 8 messages about this in the span of a few days. If you are going to get mad at shadows on the wall you do not need to make it my problem.

It's a children's cartoon. It's fine. The dogs will be fine if a bad game comes out and I have a chuckle about it.

Please do not send me questions or comments or presumptions about this anymore. Thanks.

#I have been talking about this with Frankie because he is one of the above-mentioned friends & he said #''i dont think bluey would read all that''

[cheiyunn]

Kimisute main story [１部 ] Part 4

Side:EpsilonΦ

[Skyfox Record]

Sosui: Sorry for asking you over despite being so busy

Shu: Sometimes its best to discuss this amongst us 3. It was me who called the meeting after all

Sosui: I suspect what you want to discuss is in regards to your next single

Shu: Yup

Shu: Our debut created a lot of buzz so even if it isn’t a big release we’ll still sell well

Shu: At the same time, if we make something only average we’ll be soon forgotten by the average listeners

Shu: So I thought that for this one, we come in with big bang

Shu: I’m sure that both Reiji and oldie Sosui here were thinking the same thing?

Reiji: That's true

Sosui: For me, I want to confirm what your direction for this is first

Sosui: Since you’re the founder of Skyfox Record after all

Sosui: What do you want to do, Shu-kun

Shu: Lets see…

Shu: I was thinking that I’d be good if there was a big celebration or something so…

Reiji: Are you… planning to do something again..?

Shu: Don’t look at me like that, obviously I won’t go to the level of my LRfes shenanigans anymore

Shu: That time was because papa had… nah forget it. Anyways, we just need something big enough to generate talk

Sosui: I’m relieved that we’re on the same page

Sosui: You’re free to begin production but for announcements, can you hold it for a bit

Reiji: Do you have something in mind?

Sosui: A little something, perhaps

Shu: Hm~... well the I’ll leave this in the old man’s hands. But. Don’t sit on it too long, timing will pass

Sosui: I’m well aware

Sosui: Oh right, is it alright if I leave the concepting of the new song to you?

Shu: Of course. Anything other than that is a breach of contract after all

--[Shu and Reiji leave Sosui’s office]--

Reiji: Shu. In regards to making Sosui-san the representative, what exactly were the terms in the contract between the two of you

Shu: Hm~? What, you curious~?

Reiji: I’m aware of the general outline but I’m suddenly curious in the details again

Shu: There isn’t anything odd about it though? Since the creatives and management are two polar ends

Reiji: That may be true but…

Shu: More importantly, about the new song

Reiji: Do you already have ideas?

Shu: I was thinking of leaving the creation part to Haruka and Tadaomi

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[Studio]

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Kanata: Oh! Karasuma-senpai, Shu-kun, good work~~

Tadaomi: How did the meeting with Sosui-san go?

Reiji: We mainly discussed about future developments

Shu: Mainly about how it's bout time to make a new song

Shu: Since I wanna change the atmosphere a li~ttle from what we’ve done so far so…

Shu: The next song’s lyrics will be done by Tadaomi, composition by Haruka

Haruka: …kay

Tadaomi: I got it, I’ll do my best

Haruka: …are the concepts up to us?

Shu: Sure~. I’ll leave it all to you two. I’ll be looking forward to what you’ll make

Kanata: Sounds like fun aniki~!

Haruka: ………

Reiji: Let's leave the sharing up to here and start practice Shu

Shu: True

--[Time passes]--

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[Outside]

Tadaomi: Me and Haruka-kun making a song together huh…

Tadaomi: I’m shocked that we were even allowed to think of the concept ourselves. What happened, Shu-kun

Tadaomi: I wonder if you’re thinking of another fun thing to do?

Tadaomi: … if thats so then I’m ecstatic 

Tadaomi: Since we’re working on this together, I suppose I’ll need to discuss with Haruka-kun more than I have so far

Tadaomi: If I do that… maybe I’ll be able to experience viewing expressions that Haruka-kun has never shown me up until now

Tadaomi: How can I make him show them to me..?

Tadaomi: Since its always been so boring when we’re together…

Tadaomi: Fufu… I wish to know more…

Tadaomi: I want you to show me all the emotions that I’ve never known…

Tadaomi: Not just from Haruka-kun. From Shu-kun, Reiji-kun, Kanata-kun… I want to be suffocated in everyone’s inner feelings…

Tadaomi: Fufu…

#fromargonavis #epsilon phi

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

[Note]: These calls and moments accompany the karma for Victor’s Webbed Heart Date! ♡

⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for content yet to be released on the global server! ⌚

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✧ [1st Call] ✧

Victor: Where have you gone?

MC: I’ve got an ad hoc meeting, and I just rushed into the subway now.

MC: So, are you home? If you aren’t back yet, why don’t you go to Souvenir and sit there for a while?

Victor: A little late for that. I’m already home.

Victor: So, can you explain what’s going on with this “cave of silken web” in front of my eyes?

MC: Uhh, it’s a long story. Why don’t you wait until I get home…

Victor: Let’s make the long story short then. You can start with this “furry little monster” that is running all over the place.

MC: Furry little monster? Oh oh, you mean Pudding… it fell into the pan of the cotton candy machine…

Victor: Is it the cotton candy machine you were so enthusiastic about buying online the other day?

MC: That’s right. I snapped up this cotton candy machine on sale for 60% off!

Victor: ...no need to be so proud of such things.

Victor: In brief, the cotton candy machine arrived today, then a certain someone rolled up her sleeves to exhibit her skills.

Victor: In doing so, she forgot to close the windows while making cotton candy. The wind was very strong today, and it blew all the sugar strands into the living room.

Victor: In disarray, some people then rushed to close the windows, only to have Pudding avail itself of that moment and jump into the cotton candy pan while she wasn’t looking.

MC: Wow! Victor, are you taking words out of a book? How did you describe my experience so graphically?

MC: Also, how did you guess the whole “crime process?” Have you installed surveillance at home?

Victor: Is indulging in silly jokes making you feel better about your guilty conscience?

MC: …sob sob, it was my fault. I shouldn’t have left the windows open while making cotton candy without carefully reading the instructions.

MC: But I’m really a li-ii-ii-ttle bit curious as to how did you find out?

Victor: …dummy.

Victor: Open your phone and take a look. The rant you were supposed to send Kiki, who did you send it to by mistake?

Victor: [imitates MC] “Kiki, help me! I’ve turned the house into a ‘cave of silken web!’ Victor won’t skin me alive when he returns home, will he?!”

Victor: Thanks to you; it’s the first time I’ve seen a leader who asks for help from her subordinates.

MC: …ah?! How did I send it to you?

MC: I- I’ve arrived at the station. I have to rush to the meeting now. Rest easy, CEO Victor. I’ll clean up the “battlefield” as soon as I get home!

Victor: You don’t need to clean up the battlefield. Just be prepared to wash the cat when you’re home.

Victor: Pudding’s got a big temper lately. I can’t give it a bath alone without your help.

Victor: So, come home soon.

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✧ [2nd Call] ✧

Starts at – 2:06

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Victor: The “Ancient House Adventure” promotional link you sent me, is this another one of your new ideas?

MC: Hehe, the ancient house adventure~ The legends say that this mysterious ancient house has been standing tall for a hundred years! Wouldn’t you like to see it, CEO Victor?

Victor: LFG appraised that old house before. It was built thirty years ago.

MC: Only thirty years ago?

MC: So this damned mysterious legend just turns out to be rumors of a phony gimmick?

MC: Then the story of the earthbound spirits who’s been waiting in the ancient house for a hundred years just to wait for the reincarnation of their lover and find them is also bogus?

Victor: …your eloquence is much wittier at times like this as compared to every time you submit a report.

Victor: When the team that developed the ancient house came to LFG for investment, they included this story in their proposal.

Victor: At the time, however, it was explicitly marked out as a love story written by the owner of the mansion using the ancient house as the setting.

Victor: Considering that the follow-up to the development wouldn’t be promising, LFG didn’t approve the proposal.

Victor: Probably some other company invested in the project and used the story as a gimmick to sell tickets.

MC: …how disappointing! Although we know that legends are usually crafted, isn’t that the beauty of them?

MC: I didn’t expect this to be simply a fabricated story by the owner of the ancient house. Negative review!

MC: And here I was thinking about exploring the ancient mansion to loosen up from all my recent work plights...

Victor: No need to be so disappointed.

Victor: Although the love story of the earthbound spirits is false, you will like the story of the owner of the ancient house even more.

MC: The story of the owner of the ancient house?

Victor: Mm, the owner of the ancient house, was a retired senior teacher who was bedridden in her late years and could no longer move a muscle of her body.

Victor: Seeing how she suffered from pent-up frustration all day, her husband encouraged her to pick up her hobby of writing once again.

Victor: So the stories of the earthbound spirits you’ve heard were dictated by the owner of the house, and then written down word for word by her husband.

Victor: Later, the owner of the house died, and her husband passed away along with her in his sleep the next day.

Victor: ...why aren’t you saying anything? The story is over.

MC: Sob sob sob... I’m moved to tears. Victor, we must go to have a look around this ancient house.

MC: Not for adventure. I just want to see this place where such a loving couple once used to live.

Victor: Dummy, wipe your tears away.

Victor: If you want to go, I’m free this weekend.

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✧ [Moments] ✧

Victor’s Post: Recording little bits of daily life is called a Vlog, not a short film.

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» OPTION A:

MC: Vlog doesn’t have a male lead. But the hero of my short film is Victor!

Victor: ...don’t gather my “famous quotes” in the future; collect your golden sophistry instead.

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» OPTION B:

MC: Short film sounds a little high-end and atmospheric. It fits the temperament of our CEO Victor.

Victor: My temperament is to cut down this kind of unnecessary “projects.”

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» OPTION C:

MC: You “invested” in the costumes, props, and venues. Is it still not a short film?

Victor: I only remember investing in this heroine.

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#AKSKSHKSGJ ONE MORE MC IMITATION AND THE BEST ONE YET 🤣💖 #imagine returning home after a long day and finding it the site of a bloodbath–– THE WAY HIS PATIENCE AND INDULGENCE HAVE NO BOUNDS😭 #“Victor if you really disappeared– I’ll be with you and we’ll be forgotten by the world together”—— S1 CH 36 & S2 CH 26 FLASHBACKS ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ #mlqc victor #mlqc li zeyan #mlqc #mr love victor #mr love queen's choice #恋与制作人 #李泽言 #love and producer #mlqc cn #mlqc spoilers #mlqc translations

[marzipanandminutiae]

sorry if this is too discourse-adjacent but while i'm really glad that the historical costume space is now considering corset injuries a work safety issue rather than an "actresses whining "for attention" one, we've been way too quick to pat ourselves on the back for it, especially since that's been the popular take for years and an expression of the unexamined undercurrent of nlog-type misogyny we've inherited from older sites like frockflicks, which have shaped our language for better or worse

I think it's...a complicated situation.

(First of all, while I do acknowledge that it has its issues like pretty much everything in the world, I like Frock Flicks. And a lot of the more intense criticism thereof- again, not all the criticism; some is legit! -has smacked of "oh no you're going to hurt the poor big-name professional costume designer and/or actor's Precious Feelings! how can you be so MEAN?!" to me, to be honest. The costumer for L*ttle W*men 2019 will be just fine with her literal Oscar if people say her designs were hot garbage re: accuracy.)

This all started with movies perpetuating the idea of Corsets As Universal Torture Devices, which has the misogynistic undertone of implying that women were stupid or docile enough to just let ourselves be tortured constantly for approx. 500 years. Plus the popular NLOG trope that obviously the heroine didn't wear corsets like those other brainless ninnies around her! And people got frustrated with actresses going to interviews and parroting that mindset with stories of corset hell that did not match their own experiences.

We should not have jumped straight to "you're making this up" as a community, you're absolutely right. It's not a good look, when "they don't know any better because abusive directors tell them Corsets Are Just Like That" should have been an obvious explanation (because it's, you know, probably the truth in most cases).

I'm not quite sure I'd call it NLOG, simply because "I'm not like other girls; I know corsets aren't evil!" isn't really something I've seen trotted out in attempts to gain mainstream social capital over other women- the whole point of NLOG. Mostly because it doesn't gain you any, in 99% of situations. And I don't think the misplaced ire came out of nowhere, or out of a desire to seem superior.

We were frustrated to see something we felt passionately about misrepresented. We lashed out at the wrong people. That doesn't excuse it, and it's good that we're changing our tune now. We should maybe acknowledge that we were off-base, as a community, in our initial reaction to this phenomenon.

That's pretty much the entirety of my (somewhat disjointed) thoughts on the matter.

#ask #anon #discourse #historical costuming #also not sure about how I feel re: calling it misogyny. like. I don't feel that Mainstream Fashion Women are oppressed by #Historical Fashion women #and a lot of dress history nerds/historical costumers get as pissed as we do about corset myths because #as I said above #those myths perpetuate misogynistic stereotypes of women being too Vain and Silly to care about their own functionality #it's also a bit of the Celebrity Is Not A People effect I think #Emm@ St*ne does not deserve to be tortured with a shitty badly fitted corset of course #but to hear someone with more power and reach than any of us will ever have #go out there and say Corsets Are Evil? on the world stage? that rankles a bit #enough to maybe impede one's rationality

[dragonjesterwrites]

could u maybe write how Sun and Moon would handle a best friend with depression having a bad ‘can’t get out of bed’ type of day? I know this is a bit heavy so it’s ok if u don’t wanna write it ❤️

No you're good! I've had a fair few of those days myself, no fun whatsoever, so it's nice to have a little hurt/comfort to write and read later. Also I'm so, so sorry this took so long Nonnie, as an apology I poured in all the cute I had in the writing kitchen

TW: Implied depression, err platonic cuddling? Technically no romance (although I'm gonna come clean and admit I originally missed the "best friend" bit sgshjs so sorry again Nonnie) it's supposed to be platonic, but you could read it as romance if ya fancy. Annnnd I think that's it!

Hey Moony :) For the most part, everything's going swell! Only… a couple of things going on. Javier had to go home early, he had a liiii-ttle bit too much Fizzy Faz and got sick (it's been all cleaned up now though, don't worry.)

The other thing is about our friend. I think they're upset. Can you check on them, Moony? They just kept saying they're fine, but I don't think they are :(

Moon let his gaze linger on the note in his hands a moment longer, a twinge of concern sparking through his wires and tightening his chest. 

He folded the note with nimble fingers and tucked it inside the hidden pocket of his pants, before reaching up and pulling the spare blanket he'd come for off the creaky shelving, gaze sweeping across the inventory for something that might help if something was wrong.

A glint of light caught Moon's attention from the floor as he padded sideways, and he stopped to consider it. Well… worth a try. Better than anything else in here.

After plucking the object off the floor, he exited the storage closet with rolled blankets pinned under his arms, silently nudging the disguised door shut behind him with a slippered foot.

Despite the bells, Moon had gotten good at being sneaky, and the children were not alerted to his presence, allowing him to add the new blankets to the nap area without interruption.

He snuck glances over at you from where you sat, surrounded by the little ones and with a large storybook open on your lap. Even with his night vision, he couldn't quite make out your face, but the abnormal lack of enthusiasm in your voice only made his worry grow. There was variation between characters, enough to keep the children enraptured, but it carried a distinct tiredness behind it, and Moon wanted nothing more than to swaddle you up and take you somewhere nice and cozy.

"Mr. Moon?"

A whisper in the dark and a tug at his pant leg caught his attention, and he peered down at the tot that had snuck up on him, starry fabric clutched in her hand.

"Hello, little Kiera. Is everything okay?" Moon crouched and tilted his faceplate, the girl's curious expression bathed in blue light.

Kiera nodded, then gave a toothy smile and pointed at the blanket he'd just set down. "Can I be a shoo-shi roll?"

Moon let out a quiet chuckle and booped her nose affectionately, pleased at the giggle it caused. "Of course you can." In Moon's experience, nothing quite put a smile on a human's face like watching other humans be silly. And fifty giggling human children wrapped up in blankets was certainly a very silly sight. Not to mention adorable.

Kiera laid down on the blanket, cheeks puffed out as a result of trying- and failing- to contain her laughter, and Moon began to roll her up, an amused noise of his own slipping out. 

"How's that? Not too tight?" Moon asked once he was finished, and Kiera shook her head quickly.

"It's perfect! I'm a swordfish!"

Moon's frame shook with nigh-silent laughter as he scooped her up under his arm, gently shushing her when she squealed in delight. "You certainly are. Now, shall we go get your brother?"

"Yea! He can be a tuna! And Lisa can be a crab, annnd Victor can be a salmon, and…"

Moon had timed it just right so that you had finished the story upon their arrival, and as he predicted, within seconds of spotting Kiera happily being toted around as a tuna roll, every last child had also wanted to be transformed into sushi.

It didn't take much longer than that to get the children to sleep- Moon could personally attest to how comfortable being rolled up into a blanket was, having tried it himself out of curiosity- and he was able to make his way over to you where you were sat in the beanbag, completely still apart from where your thumb softly stroked the gilded spine of the closed book you looked down upon.

Upon his approach, you blinked, then raised your head slowly. The lingering worry that had been ever-present jumped to a full on buzz of concern when he caught a glimpse of just how tired you looked before you smiled. But it didn't quite reach your eyes, the usual lively gleam gone.

"Hello, Starlight." Moon whispered, slipping his hand into his pocket to pull out the object he'd plucked from the storage closet. "Sunny said you seemed upset. Penny for your thoughts?"

Your attention flickered to the copper coin he held pinched between silicone fingers and thumb, and you huffed in quiet amusement after a moment.

"Ah, you know him. He's always worried." You offered him a small smile, then turned your gaze back to the book. Moon hesitated, then slipped the coin back in his pocket. That wasn't a denial, but you clearly didn't want to talk about it either. Hm.

"M-Moony?" Your eyes widened as Moon flopped down beside you and pulled you into his embrace, his front pressed to yours, faceplate gently nuzzling the top of your head while his arms cradled you close.

"Is this okay?" He murmured, long fingers woven in your hair pausing their slow scratching.

"I- yeah, but, the kids-"

"The little ones are fine, fast asleep. They all had a Moondrop before their nap."

You were silent, but you moved in closer, arms winding around him, and he resumed gently rubbing circles on the back of your head.

A muffled noise caught his attention, and he paused briefly to listen. It came again, slightly more audible this time, and again, now accompanied by your body beginning to tremble and shake in his arms. Oh, Starlight.

"It's okay. Let it out. I've got you." Moon murmured, shifting to let you in more as you squeezed at him.

"I-I'm sorry." Came the choked reply after a minute, and he shook his head above you.

"You've nothing to be sorry for."

"But I- I'm crying all over your ruffles." You whispered, fingers flexing where they clutched at his shoulder, and Moon let out an amused hum.

"Starlight. Do you have any idea how much drool, vomit, and snot the Daycare accumulates on a daily basis?"

"Gross." He felt your brow furrow against his shoulder, but heard the short giggle you let out.

"Mmhmm. Tears are sanitary, at least. And-" His voice softened. "I meant it when I said there's no need to be sorry. But, you know you don't have to be so strong all the time. It's okay to not be okay."

"...I know." Your voice was quiet, cracking again. "I just- I didn't want to burden you two with my problems. You already have so much to deal with."

If Moon had a heart, it would certainly have shattered. Even on your bad days, you still held such care for others. Even others like him and Sun, literal machines designed to handle fifty children and all their problems. Of course, they were more than machines, and they did get stressed, thank you very much Corporate, but-

"Starlight, we adore you, you're our best friend. As far as we're concerned, your problems are our problems. You can always come and talk to us, about anything. You are not a burden." Moon moved his hand to rub your trembling back as he spoke, music box clicking to life within him.

For awhile, the two of you lay together without speaking, only the soothing chimes of the music box, Moon's machinery, and the sound of your breathing as it deepened and slowed filled the air, and the lunar animatronic became vaguely aware of slipping into a restful trance of his own.

But the disappointing, telltale clicks and whirs of the generators powering up soon roused him, and he focused blearily on his internal clock. Thirty minutes already?

"Starlight?" He began as the two of you slowly untangled yourselves. You looked up at him- definitely still tired, but the mood scan indicated you were content, at least. "Would you like to stay over tonight, for a sleepover in our room?"

"Oh." You looked surprised for a moment, then smiled, looking a bit like yourself again. "Yeah, I'd love to. Are you… sure it's okay?"

"Yes. I apologize that we didn't allow you to visit sooner, we just had to ensure it was clean… and there would be no issues for you to navigate up there." The distinct, loud whirs of the dial around his and Sun's room balcony reminded him to hurry, and he helped you to your feet. "I'll send you the route via your Fazwatch. And, Stardust?"

"Mm?"

"I'm glad you're here."

~~~~~

Sun perked up as he picked up on the sound of footsteps outside the secret entrance to his and Moon's room. Well, perked up more than he already was- he'd been bouncing around excitedly ever since he'd read Moon's note.

He leapt off the edge of the bed and swung the door open, and you only got a split second to look surprised before he was picking you up, giggling and nuzzling against you as he carried you in.

"Hello to you too!" You laughed, and Sun twirled you around, letting out a boisterous laugh of his own.

"Dewdrop! Oh, I'm so happy to see you!" His rays fluttered and pulsed as he finally set you down on the bed, dropping to a crouch next to you and digging through a bag pre-placed at the foot of the bed. "Moony told me you weren't feeling well after all, so I got out my best sleepover supplies! I, ah, had to borrow some from the lost and found, but I'll return them tomorrow."

He pulled out a stack of dvds, placing them next to you and giving them a little pat, then turned back to the bag and pulled out some hot cocoa packets, a rolled up electric blanket- "no heating when the lights go out, but this should keep you warm until they come back on!" -and roughly thirty popcorn bags.

You slid off the bed and kneeled next to him, wrapping your arms as best you could around the large animatronic and burying your head in his chest, prompting him to let out a soft 'oh' and hug you back. "Thank you, Sunny."

"Of course." He whispered, squeezing you tight. "Can't have my Sunshine upset, hm? I'm prescribing allllll the cuddles."

"That sounds lovely." Sun heard you murmur, and he took that as his cue, easily scooping you up and carrying you onto to the bed.

"Then cuddles you shall have!" He declared, playfully growling as he wrapped his arms around you and rolled onto to the bed. It warmed every last part of him to hear you shriek with laughter, swatting at him and making him giggle too. You really were precious to him and Moon.

And he wanted you to know that, too, so even throughout the movie, and the second, and the third, even after you had fallen into what seemed to be a very peaceful, deep sleep halfway through, Sun made sure to hold you close under the warm blankets, periodically whispering quiet assurances and letting the sound of your heartbeat lull him to a rare rest.

#platonic #sundrop x reader #moondrop x reader #writing request

[jadipose]

Are you suuuuuure? They can't cost that much...

I ALREADY spend way to+o+ much fo+o+d as it is, I'm no+t spending minimum $20 a bo+ttle to+ experiment with different lactatio+n supplements! I'm no+t even pregnant, o+r go+ing thro+ugh puberty. Who+ kno+ws if they'd even wo+rk?

#asks #and what wo+uld i DO+ with the milk

[novakidds]

for that ask game, all multiples of 3 :3

POG

3) 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

i do not actually watch many movies. one that IMMEDIATELY came to mind though? the princess bride. i watched it enough to re-tell the script end-to-end when i was a kid bc im insane

6) what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

best: i can give advice to people in a similar situation to myself and they (allegedly) actually want to listen and grow from whatever relevant wisdom i have to give worst: the amount of information i am expected (and even required) to provide to give context to my situation. and for many, it will never be enough!

9) tell a story about your childhood

this unlocked a memory

the first and last time my family of 4 did something together that was of my own initiative was play l/ttle b/g pl4net 3 together. it was a timed co-op level that required use of all 4 controllers. i alone could not operate 4 controllers, i had no available friends (if i did it wouldn't be enough people), and thusly i asked the three of them. i was patient in teaching my parents how the controller worked through my mother repeatedly saying how un-intuitive she felt it to be (which is fair) and after giving them colorful costumes to tell each other apart, we began to play.

there was multiple rounds of not quite meeting the time, but that's fine, it's just a game and we could try again. i enjoyed sharing my special interest of the time with them. my younger brother, however, quickly grew frustrated. for context, with a deep anxiety about losing his baby teeth upon having lost one, my father had given him a $20 bill earlier this morning to assuage the dread and attempt to make it a positive experience.

to express his frustration, he had gotten up and stormed off to his room. i let him be, and desperately tried to keep momentum with teaching 2 adults how to use a PS4 controller while operating two of them myself. when my brother had returned, he told the room that he had ripped up his $20 bill. my father rose his voice- he does so rarely- and sent him to his room. to help him (brother) calm down, they went on a walk in the neighborhood.

the session had died. with two players out of the picture and my mother still trying to understand one controller, i could not ask her to operate two, nor could i reasonably operate three. we stopped playing, i turned the game off, and have had no such fortune ever since.

12) what’s some good advice you want to share?

when buying the first supplying wave of utensils or cookware for your kitchen, buy cheap stuff first. whatever breaks, wears, or tears first is what you use the most, and can reliably replace with an expensive appliance that will get its moneys worth. you may or may not use an ice cream maker that much to warrant a super-good one.

also, get silicone spatulas. not hard plastic, because it scratches nonstick coating and leaves microplastics, and metal DEFINITELY scratches nonstick coating.

15) what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

decades-old garden of ferns that grow up to your chest. a lilac bush so tall it's a tree. tiger lilies as a vibrant surprise every summer. chickadees coming to the feeder, and steller jays that will land in your hand if you have peanuts.

the wave of stench from pets past and present the moment you dare walk in the front door. a window the sun never wants to shine through. laundry older than you are up to your knees. mice, beetles, spiders, moths, fruit flies, dust, dust.

18) do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

your energy definitely lingers when you're gone, positive or negative, and presents itself in bizarre ways (especially with electric tech like cameras)

aliens are inevitable. the universe is too damn big. whether or not they're, like, here isnt exactly a big concern unless they have the guts to make it a little more fuckin obvious they are. i mean CMON

21) are you a spiritual person?

...... maybe? what i believe isnt written down by somebody else, and is thus boring to explain at parties.

24) what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

question #1 i had to save to come back to no matter how sleep-deprived, dehydrated, unfed, or suicidal i am, i can get out of bed to go to work.

27) any nicknames?

my gf calls me "wionel" when she bullies me lol

30) what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

question #2 i had to save to come back to my partner. i don't want to abuse that too much. i dread, sometimes, that one day that spiritual balm might not work anymore.

33) any hobbies?

i'm drawing again. i intended to abandon all of my hobbies in favor of working, but my gf had encouraged me to start again.

36) are you an open book or do you have walls up?

no one in-person is worth opening to except my partner, and so i just... don't. i have cultivated my online space quite carefully. i can be open here.

39) youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

IF YOU LIKE FACTORIO? dear god go watch Michael Hendriks

he has a lot of challenge videos, mostly uses text to communicate to the viewer and doesn't often talk, and he also has m/necr4ft challenges if you look at his older uploads. but i have the 'tism and like factorio sue me

#post #ask #swaglet

[prettyboyhere]

i need this week to finish and never end

#i have my last final tomorrow and i just wanna get it done with #like i've been studying just for it for like a week and a half now and i am TIRED #but like once that's done i have to actually make sure i get a job for the summer :))))) and that's so nerve racking because i have very li #ttle experience #and then i also gotta get around to thinking how i'm gonna practice some of my skills over the summer #ya boy has to know what's cooking in math and practice my additional language and coding...... #and then i want actually have some summer fun since i can't go home......... #anyway you will see me on here an unhealthy amount please reblog my gifsets if you do xoxoxox #jk jk jk jk #damn im 20 #into the void

[butchshevik]

not to whine on my public blog or anything but ive been coming to grips with the fact that I worked, in person, in retail, through the entire 16 months (thus far) of the pandemic in one of the few industries that saw explosive growth to extraordinary deficit to my mental and physical health... Like idk ive just never felt so alienated from widespread society or so absolutely devoid of hope for the future as I am rn watching things "reopen" and watching people flock to them like all this never happened and since they got to stay in their homes they can just emerge from it into the world and everythings fine

#straight up i know we all had it bad like we all had it bad #but my Pandemic Experience has been so otherworldly and (sorry) kafkaesque #yes theres a pandemic and everyone is trapped in their homes or dying but not me though! theres garden shears to sell #like it makes you jaded and callous and cynical in a way i havent been jaded before #i just went in to work serving people with no masks 18 out of the last 20 days and my 2 days off werent even together #its insane #and local politics here in s**ttle are so fucking depressing i need to stop reading the times

[perelka-l]

A commission for @writhingbeneathyou~ of BingQiu 

It was a very fun challenge ’w’

#shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #bingqiu #scumvillainselfsavingsystem #svsss #scumvillain #commissions #commission #watch me and my fail art #and bless for the descriptions provided bc all i knew was what li ttle i got from twitter osmosis xDDDD #it was fun though to experiment #and i just went and did whatever with designs bc apparently i could x3 #so yeah!! it was fun #aND I WAS S DUMBASS NAD WROTE DIALOGUE ALL WRONG now is fixede

[sysig]

Oh also this adventure into YHS doubles as a science experiment

#It's an ADHD experiment lol #Technically technically my Hermitcraft HF isn't over yet if this morning's comic is any indication lol #But similar to how I did with Evo I'm gonna try and dual track drift from the one to the other #Since it's related but not the same y'know uwu #So far The Main HF hasn't shown up so that's making it a little difficult to focus and also I'm overly excited so I can only watch for a lit #ttle bit at a time before I need to step back lol #But! Soon :3c #I do this all the time btw the pausing my video that I really want to watch and then coming back like 20 seconds later #Although with this one the pauses are a little longer because [read above] #But even while I'm HFing hardcore I'll still do this it's like emotional levening lol #ADHD #YHS #Hermitcraft #Evo SMP

[brutal-nemesis]

Pile of Things I Wrote

Everything will be tagged with “I wrote something” (or at least it should be 🙃)

Erebus & Terror

Erebus goes from prince to prisoner to lab experiment, which is very fun for me and very not fun for him.  

Immortality Blows

Being immortal isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Brought to you by Castys, a man who can’t take anything seriously.

End of Summer (on indefinite hiatus)

The story of Jairus, a half dragon who gets captured by and tortured by a powerful sorceress.

Lore bits:

Dragons Demons Envy Demons Sloth Demons Elements of magic Elements and Minerals Months and Holidays

The Surfer Whumper (on indefinite hiatus)

Uh…it’s crackwhump. It’s funny. It’s really dumb. There are a lot of layers of memes and slang, like an onion. Please enjoy

🅱oneless Pizza

Crackwhump 2: Electric Boogaloo

Crackwhump III: Reddit AMA

Creative Writing Series

Whumpy things I wrote for my creative writing class. They’re a little more lighthearted/less overtly whumpy because I am not going to turn in full-on torture for a grade…

Field Medicine Hours- just some stitching without anesthesia, you know the drill

Wish Granted-poetry about a magic hole in the ground!

It’s Not Delivery, It’s Donner- poetry I wrote about the Donner party

Seasoned Explorers- space pirates land on a dead planet that’s more dangerous than it seems

Misc. Stuff

Watch Mojo’s Top 10 Places To Beat Up a Man- exactly what it sounds like

The Elinapping- @spookyboywhump’s Wren/Elias getting snatched 

Horrific Silence- @spookyboywhump’s Wren/Elias getting his vocal chords surgically cut

Victorian Era Amputation- Sometimes you just need to get your leg amputated. Featuring Robert Liston

Empty Eyes- it’s just depressing

Getting Tortured by a Ghost- Exploring Abandoned Mental Hospital GONE WRONG!!! 😱👻🔪 (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Dental whump- Vampire boy gets his fangs pulled 

Acquisition / “Cut out your heart” / Marking- A whumper and her in-house medic

“Watch, darling”- Mans tied to a chair in front of a mirror, and of course there’s a lady with a knife

Message in a Bo(ne)ttle- Let’s use his body to send a message

You won’t heel from that- Achilles tendon whump time

Brutality Challenge- Send me fluffy tropes and I’ll make them horrible!

Sold Out A Concept A Prompt-type Thing Ziptie concept Cheesecake Comfort Touch starved Haircut whump Incomplete Don’t flinch away

#i wrote something #haha made it a post and now its SO MUCH EASIER TO EDIT #like holy fuck yall #a few things here and there might not be on here but i think this is most of it? #anyway uh yeah hooray its all my writing

[fawnababe]

It’s been a long time since I’ve actively used this account and it’s side blogs but I’d like to have them up and running again so here’s a bit about me re-vamped!

get to know me:

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ call me roe, it’s nice to meet you!

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ I use all pronouns!

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ twenty-one years old, I choose to have my following be from people who are 18+ solely for my comfort (my content is COMPLETELY SFW)

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ I love animals, Winnie the Pooh, Animal Crossing and so so so much more!

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ I’m not affiliated with any particular community though I interact with several - due to the confusing nature of cg1re, I will not be accepting anyone in that group (if you’d like an info post on this I can do that in the near future, I used to be in this community)

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ I’m an age regressor, not to be confused with k!nk and age p!ay. This is my safe space to post freely and regress as I choose to — though I do experience intrusive regression, I do not post about it on this profile

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ I have the same username for all my accounts if you’d like to interact with me elsewhere! All I ask is that you yourself are a SFW account and that you are 18 and older as it makes me uncomfortable have a following with minors

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ I don’t use the terms l!ttle or l!ttle sp@ce due to the N$FW community using it — I’m ok with people using it, however. I’m ok with and use the terms daddy, dada etc. for the name of a caregiver

╭ ୨୧ • ꒱ I love getting and sending messages so if you’d like to send one, don’t be shy!

#about me

[sleepytimee]

do you mind age regressors who don't identify with cglre? chire is dead and i don't use the word l*ttle or l*ttlespace but I'm forced to interact with others who use it :(

Sure! As long as the two L words you mentioned or the c word isnt in your name when you interact, (or if you arent a k*nkblog of any kind) I don’t mind! The three words mentioned make me a bit uncomfy because of personal experiences

[jadipose]

"Yeah, like... really big girls! I've been, like, experimenting recently and I saw a video of a girl and I was like, ohhh she's hot. You know? Maybe I wanna get to know a girl like that. You know?" She's slurring a little, but you think you get the gist. If this isn't a home run, you don't know what is. "What do you think about... girls like you? What about girls like me?"

Lo+rd, she's drunk! I can't fight the blush that creeps into+ my cheeks again, but I ro+ll to+ward her o+n my plump hip, pressing my bo+dy clo+ser to+ hers so+ she can feel ho+w so+ft I am....

"And where were yo+u finding video+s like that, miss Alice?" I tease, walking my fingers slo+wly acro+ss my hip to+ hers, and up the side o+f her belly. "Ho+w lo+ng have yo+u been... curio+us?"

The so+da bo+ttle, half fo+rgo+tten in my hand, nearly tips o+ver o+nto+ the to+wel but I SAVE it. It slo+shes in my grip, and I break eye co+ntact with Alice lo+ng eno+ugh to+ remember my bad idea.... I bring the neck o+f the bo+ttle slo+o+wly up to+ my lips, murmuring so+ft eno+ugh that o+nly she can hear.

"I think girls like me are ho+t," I breathe, making no+ attempt no+t to+ be seductive, "and I think girls like yo+u.... girls like yo+u wish they co+uld lo+o+k like me. What do+ yo+u say?"

befo+re she can answer, I tip the bo+ttle the rest o+f the way up, letting co+ld, refreshing, bubbly so+da po+ur do+wn my thro+at in lo+ng, gulping pulls, the bo+ttle crumpling fro+m negative pressure as I quickly drain half o+f it. I take a breath in thro+ugh my no+se, shutting my eyes.... and let o+ut a deeeeeep, rumbling belch that feels like it frees up so+ much mo+re space in my gut.

#asks

[crisisevil]

fun fact I hated a l*ttle l*fe so much that every time I see quotes from it I relive the horrible experience of reading it and experience such strong unpleasantness that I get physically sick

#which is to say I'm blocking the tag because i can't stand it #pls never talk to me about it unless it's to bash on it #sadly it's one of the tumblr faves so i see i EVERYWHERE #personal