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mike-crew · 1 year
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Sorry about your boyfriend. The walls began to tear. Not the walls of the train but those of his false and hollow reality. Yeah, he’s twisting in his thrall to yog-sothoth. All the doors are open now. Sorry.
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hey, im not sorry for your boyfriend. what i did to him was justified. yeah blood is thicker than water but flows just as free. not sorry
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hey yeah sorry we took your boyfriend heart and gave it to the girl who just greeted him and who he promptly fell in love with. yeah she’s literally dripping blood and is being held by Love himself. i’m so sorry but she’s kinda eating his heart…yeah I know- I’m sorry
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alex-just-vibing · 1 year
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sorry we uhh gave your boyfriend some malicious hardware. yeah. yeah, he clicked on it and now is unable to function without 17 pop-up ads appearing
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thethingything · 1 year
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sorry we verified your boyfriend. yeah he's at the end of a long line of checkmarks. he might be partially obscured by them. it was pretty expensive yeah... sorry
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🧍‍♂️<- here he is
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shikanji · 10 months
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dream spill
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decafdoodlez · 4 months
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Finally finished my Ren Hana ✨aspiration✨ board!
So many wonderful artists…I will nom nom nom your merch EVERY time. ❤️✨🦊
Please let me know if there is any more Ren Hana merch out there!!! I have a mighty need to collect my boy! 🦊✨❤️
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lacefuneral · 1 year
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hey, so... somebody told me that your boyfriend looks like a girlfriend. yeah, that i had in February of last year. it's not confidential, i've got potential. sorry
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lesbiankakyoin · 1 year
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so um. i rolled up your boyfriend. yeah into my katamari. my stupid dad broke the night sky and now your boy is part of orions belt. sorry. at least he looks nice at night
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hauntswitch · 1 year
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Hey so, your boyfriend, uhhh... he's in the panopticon... Yeah, he's being plagued by the possibility of constant observation :( no he can't escape, he's in there forever now... Sorry.
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fromcainwithlove · 4 months
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take me out
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hey im so sorry about your husband... yeah after you lost your life to that daughter of christ.. well he still to this day bears the scars... he couldnt face it. yeah he bit himself a husband and a son. sorry, he loathes what hes become...
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not-mcham3 · 1 year
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Wonder how long it'll be till the general population of tumblr starts to lose interest in polls, like it's never going to fully go away, and of course nobody wants it to, but I'm curious how long it'll take for it to sorta phase out of "Look new thing let's fine creative new ideas and make tons of posts" to just another type of tumblr post.
I don't want it to end, or to die down, but it's inevitable that it'll slowly lose popularity till it's roughly even with the rest of the different types of tumblr posts
Anyways that being said
Ahem
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thethingything · 1 year
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sorry I uhh. I mellified your boyfriend. I know I know but I needed a guy and it ended up being him. he's sealed away in the honey now. if it's any consolation his sexy sweet solution should be ripe for distribution in about a century. you can buy a jar of him if you wait around til then. oh how much? $100
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The left side of round 2 will be posted Saturday, April 1st, at 2pm cst! The right side will be posted Sunday, April 2nd at 2pm cst!
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The left side consists of
Shuu Iwamine (Hatoful Boyfriend) vs Ticket Jerry (Dialtown)
SCP-6059 (SCP Foundation) vs Sen (Shoulder a Coffin Kuro)
Goobleck (Just Roll With It) vs Gin Ibushi (Your Turn To Die)
Felix White (The Henry Stickmin Collection) vs Denizen Hardwick (Knights of the Borrowed Dark)
Survivor (Rain World) vs Sydney Sargent (Camp Here and There)
Dj Yellow (Rhythm Heaven Ds) vs WX-78 (Don’t Starve)
Zonic the Zone Cop (Sonic Archie Comics) vs 2BDamned (Madness Combat)
Elliot Schafer (In Other Lands) vs The Shapes (Mr Maker)
The right side consists of
Usaida Yoshihito (Gakuen Babysitters) vs Gal (Ordem Paranormal)
Lumi (Cats are Liquid) vs Holly Short (Artemis Fowl)
Oedipus (The Mechanisms Ulysses) vs David Ward (I Am In Eskew)
Blogbot (The Mechanisms) vs Citron (A3!)
Rosemaster (Cucumber Quest) vs Oliver (Purrgatory)
Vespa Ilkay (The Penumbra Podcast) vs Lily (Lily’s Well)
Peter Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s) vs Alfred Montbank (Death Gate Cycle)
Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries) vs Asuka Toyama (Bang Dream Girls Band Party)
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otherblob · 1 year
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hey, sorry but your boyfriend is slowly nearing the stratosphere. i filled him with helium and walked around with him on a string, but I got distracted and let go and he floated away. yeah, there’s no way to retrieve him until he pops and falls back to earth. sorry
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