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imbeccablee · 2 years

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Cici: This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.

[Kiki throws a finished pancake onto a batch of about 30.]

Didi: Hey, Ci. You think that's enough for her?

Cici: Maybe one more.

[The microwave dings and Cici takes out a large pancake.]

Cici: I hope she likes the presents we got her.

Kiki: Well, I know she'll like mine.

[She holds up a large bottle.]

Kiki: Who wouldn't like a bottle of real French perfume all the way from gay Paree? Four bucks, plus tax.

Didi: Well, I think she's going to like my handmade birthday card better.

Kiki: Oh, big deal. Dry macaroni, spray paint and glue. Whoopie.

[Didi holds up the card. It's extremely detailed and looks very cool.]

[Cici is mixing something with a beaters.]

[Kiki walks over.]

Kiki: Dibs, first dibs. I get to the lick the beaters. [She takes it from her and licks it. Her tongue quickly gets tangled and she screams.]

Kiki: Ow! Ow! Ow! Cici, my ongue, is uck in the eaters. My ongue!

[Kiki, Didi, and Cici open a door and sneakily look into Skippy and Dot's bedroom. Skippy snores. They bring over the large stack of pancakes.]

Kiki, Didi, and Cici: Happy Birthday!!!

Skippy: (screams) Huh? What?

Cici: Here's your birthday breakfast.

Dot: Oh. Isn't this nice?

Skippy: My birthday?

Didi: No.

Skippy: It's my birthday? What did I get? I love birthdays.

Dot: No, Skippy, it's mine.

Kiki: You don't even know your own wife's birthday?

Skippy (nervous): Well, of course I know. Sure. You really thought I forgot, didn't you?

Kiki: Oh, right, what did you get her, Dad?

Cici: Yeah, what did you get?

Skippy: Uh, well, a very thoughtful gift. But it's a surprise.

[He stretches.]

Skippy: You know, it's such a beautiful morning. I think I'll take a little stroll around the block. (He runs out of the room and the screeching of the car backing out of the driveway is heard.)

Cici: I think he forgot, Mom.

Dot: Hmm.

[Skippy slides into the parking lot of the Burbank Mall. He parks in a "No Parking" zone and runs out. The mall is closed.]

Skippy: Oh no. Come on, come on. Open up!

Cop: Good morning, consumers. The Springfield Mall is now open for your spending needs.

[Skippy runs in. He walks past the "International House of Answering Machines".]

Skippy: Hmm? Uh...no.

[Past the Jerky Hut.]

Skippy: Too salty.

[Past the Ear Piercery.]

Skippy: Uh...nah.

[Past the Carmel Corn Warehouse.]

Skippy: Hmm? Nah, too corny.

[Past Girdles N' Such Fancy Lingerie.]

Skippy: Too exciting.

[Dot is on the phone]

Dot: Yakko, he's out buying me something right now.

[Yakko and Wakko are on the other end.]

Yakko: Oh, Dot. He never gets anything you want. He always gets something for himself.

Wakko: The tackle box.

Yakko: Remember when he got you the tackle box?

Wakko: And Connie Chung.

Yakko: And when he surprised you with the Connie Chung calendar?

Dot: I'm sue he doesn't do it deliberately.

[Skippy staring at a bowling bowl on sale.]

Skippy: Hmm. Hmm

[Back to Dot]

Dot: Well, Skippy and I had a lovely dining experience at Chez Pierre. Or the Rusty Barnacle is nice.

Yakko: No, no, no. We wanna take you someplace fun -- the Singing Sirloin.

Dot (groans): The place where the waiters sing.

[Skippy busts through the door, carrying a small box tied with a pinkish ribbon.]

Dot: Skippy?

Skippy: Be right there.

[Skippy opens a closet door, places the gift on the top shelf, and closes it. He walks into the kitchen.]

Dot: Skippy, we're having dinner tonight at the Singing Sirloin.

Skippy: That sounds delightful. Just you and me and the balladeers.

Dot: And the girls.

Skippy: Fair enough.

[Skippy opens the refrigerator.]

Dot: And my brothers.

Skippy: Doh!

SKIPPY BE A BETTER HUSBAND LMAO

#animaniacs

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intothewickedwood · 2 years

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Once Upon A Time In Wonderland Rewatch: 1x08 Home

Oh, I love the falling stars. It would be incredibly dangerous in real life, considering how huge and hot I hear stars are, but it just seems so romantic. And anything’s possible in Wonderland.

Alice and Cyrus are so damn cute.

The compass idea is so cool, as well. God, I love this show.

What the hell?! Leave them alone, random dudes! They were having a nice date.

How do they know he’s a genie? Have they seen him before? Maybe he should start wearing disguises. Or, if there was a kind magic user, they could put the spell that Rumple put on Regina in ‘2x20 The Evil Queen’ on him. Maybe make it so only he and Alice can see the real him. But I guess there’s no kind magic user around, except for Cyrus and I imagine that would require a carefully worded wish. It could be disastrous. Alternatively, they could just go back to the Victorian England realm.

I love Alice fight scenes. She’s so badass!

Oh no! She’s hurt!

Oh my God! That’s a lot of blood!

Alice: “Where were you?” Will: “Sorry, nature was calling.” Alice: “Really? What did it say?” Will: “Nothing you want to hear, trust me.” Lmao!

Cyrus go weee!

I wonder if actors really have to hang upside down for scenes like this. It must take hours. Is that even safe?

Oh my God, he heard it through the grape vine. Literally! This show istg. I’m stealing that one for my book.

Oh snap! Jafar’s got the bottle!

If only they had that accursed looking glass, then they wouldn’t have to worry about the White Rabbit’s loyalty.

I love that the White Rabbit’s wife is Whoopi Goldberg. Awesome! Love her movies!

Baby bunnies!

What is a baby bunny called? Oh wow! They’re actually called kittens or kits!! That’s wild!

Can’t Cyrus jump off that carriage and run? I guess he’s weakened from being upside down all that time.

Why’d Jafar break the genie bottle?!

Oh, was it a fake? Clever Anastasia.

Alice to the White Rabbit: “I do understand.” *Hits Will* Will: “Me too. I also apparently understand.” I love them xD.

Oh. She tied Cyrus up with a vine? Surely, he could easily break through that. It must be magic.

Bless Cyrus, he was so worried.

Rabbit! I know you’re worried about Alice but she loves him! Don’t warn him away from her!

Oh dear, poor Marcus Tremaine!Tweedle.

What’s Jafar gonna do with the Red Queen’s hair?

Oh snap! He messed up her castle! I can’t remember if he destroys it completely.

Scarlet Queen’s theme music is so unique and haunting. I like it!

Rabbit: “My bunnies! My little bunnies!” Aww. His kittens!

Anastasia and Cyrus have to be, like, the one ship I look at and feel seem incompatible to me. I just can’t see it at all. But that’s just me. For those who ship it, that’s awesome!

What is he doing with her hair? Oh yeah, sending a deadly storm to attack her. That’s some cool and unique magic! Dangerous though! Incredibly dangerous.

I’d love to go on wild adventures with the love of my life like Cyrus and Alice. It’d be so fun!

Why is she wearing that bandage over her dress?

But someone could accidently walk into their hide out. It needs a good protection spell as well.

Ooh, pretty fancy in there. Where’s the toilet? Is it next to the kitchen lol?

To think, it's been here all along, somewhere to belong, and a reason, a 'something' to believe in. I've finally found it, a place where I'm wanted. This must be how it feels to have a home.

If you know where those lyrics are from, you get so many cookies.

Uh oh, what’s Rabbit up to? Why didn’t he want to go into the tent with them?

Will bouncing on the bed, lol.

Come on Alice, chill out, girl.

Alice and Cyrus reunited at last!!

I wonder if the White Rabbit is the only rabbit who can make portals. Can his family? Is it a genetic thing or did he learn how to make them? Can only rabbits make them without a hat or can humans learn to/be born portal creators as well?

Let the rabbit make a portal and all get out of there, quick!

The tension in this scene is amazing!

You can tell it’s going against every bone in Anastasia to appear vulnerable in front of Alice.

She dropped the fake posh accent lol! Alice must be, like, wtaf is going on with this woman?!

The confession that she’s doing all this for Will!

Anastasia: “I would give up my crown. I would give up anything, everything just to go back to a time when you loved me.” Agh! It hurts!!

Quickly! Get out of there, guys!

She’s so desperate! I don’t blame them for not trusting her, but they don’t have much of a choice.

Oh my God! The lightning rebounded off Ana and hit Will!

That looks so freaking painful!

Oh snap! Alice wished that if Will died, she would die too. Nooo! Help them!

Oh man, but it looked like she was gonna die before Will. I guess that’s just how unpredictable wishes can be.

What does Anastasia mean when she says to an injured Will, “you don’t have eight days”? Why eight days specifically? Is it just a mistake with the subtitles?

Bless Will, uses his wish to end Alice’s suffering, even when he’s dying too. The best big bro!

Everyone’s freaking out. Where’s Will?!

Oh no! Poor Will’s a genie! Can this guy ever catch a break?

Oh no! His bottle’s gonna fall down a waterfall! That’ll be some ride!

Gosh, you’ve gotta be so, so specific with wishes or it can end in complete disaster. It takes your wish and can twist it in so many different ways. You could wish for a block of cheese and then a giant freaking hamster will turn up and bite your head off. Wild!

Loved that ep!

#ouat #once upon a time #ouatiw #once upon a time in wonderland #scarlet queen #alice in wonderland #will scarlet #the red queen #jafar #cylice #ouatiw 1x08 home #ouatiw 1x08 #1x08 home #ouatiw rewatch #ouatiw rewatch 2022 #ouat rewatch #ouat rewatch 2019

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emilysfriends · 3 years

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OOPS THE LESBIAN SLIPPED OUT

#AAAH IM WATCHING GHOST WITH MY PARENTS AND I WAS LIKE WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS SOOOO PRETTY SHES SO HOT #and my mom was like. uh haha um what? and i was like ohhhh i just really like that outfit haha 😹#anyway. ive been having a lot more of those moments lately lmao

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wherearemyglassesbro · 4 years

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A h/etalia Umbrella academy au but it isn’t actually one, it’s just inspired by UA kinda...idk

//Uh keep in mind that this is going straight from the drafts onto your dash and uhhh there will for sure be spelling errors so don’t roast me lmao

Roman ‘Roma’ Vargas: An eccentric billionaire who founded the Academy of the World’s Finest (or the AWF for short). He gets bored very quickly and went from buying rockets to building hotels to managing casinos to buying children. A very crazy sequence of events! (Roma has many secrets but I don’t feel like fleshing it’s out rn this is just the bare bones of this just for fun!! And if you’ve seen both seasons of UA you probably already knows what you need to know). One faithful day, October 1st 1989, multiple beautiful babies were born from women who were not pregnant the day they were born. This phenomenon made itself known to Roma and he was off to find as many of these children that he could! He sent his staff all over the world to buy these children. He successfully purchased 9.

Number 1, purchased for $10,000 in Las Vegas: Number 1 was picked to be number 1 because Roma thought he was such a strong looking baby. Alfred was actually purchased fifth out of his siblings but no one knows that except Roma himself. Alfred, from a young age, was able to cause an obscene amount of damage. When he held Roma’s hand while learning to walk, he crushed the bones in his hand. When he kicked a soccer ball down the hallway, it went through the wall like a meteor. When he knocked on Arthurs door to bother him, the door snapped in half (and Art screamed bloody murder). He has an insane amount of strength without even trying! It was very hard for him to get a handle on it because he’s so spontaneous and isn’t really one to think before acting but once he and hs siblings started training for hero work?? That was his motivation to be better, to control his power to use it against bad guys!!! He’s the golden boy of the family, he never disobeys Roma and will never, even now, say anything bad about him. ‘Hey! He’s my dad, he saved me from whatever shithole life I was destined to have in Nevada. I couldn’t be more thankful for my life! And mom, if you’re watching this...Thanks. I don’t know who you are but...Thank you’

Number 2, purchased for $25,000 in Le Mans: Number 2’s power presented itself only after he learned to talk. Francis’s power of persuasion is both a blessing and a curse for him. He’s struggled greatly with being ‘number 2’, he wants the same validation and attention as ‘number 1’ gets. He doesn’t think it’s fair. He often used his power for bad things arond the house like ‘J'ai entendu une rumeur that you broke every finger on your right hand!’ that was a very gruesome morning for Alfred and the scolding that Francis got scarred him for life as he was insulted and cursed out in front of his family. Even after that, he still kept up his happy exterior. He was also usually the face of the AWF, appearing on magazine covers which he may or may not have influenced the writers just a bit. His power is strong but he does not use it on Roma because he’s terrified of what would happen if he did!! As he’s gotten older, he’s falls off the wagon a little but he’s trying to make a solid recovery. Also, when he was 7 he found out he was born in France! He then forced himself to become totally fluent in French and taught himself to have a French accent too. Whoopie....

Number 3, purchased for $1000 in Sicily: Number 3 is a dangerous child, he was from day one. When he was born, he was presenting a 116 degree fever yet he was acting totally normal. His mother was convinced he was the devil and was more than happy to sell him off to Roma. Roma felt a deep connection to Lovi from the start....Lovi looked like him. He looked like he could be his biological son. Lovi got special treatment from Roma often but he still felt overshadowed by his siblings. I mean, a majority of his siblings are pretty blondes. He felt left out often. But he would channel that anger into training and cooking! He has a trick that he likes to do, cracking an egg into his palm and cooking it. That one impresses Alfred every time! Not that he’s hard to impress. Lovi would often push himself too far in his quest to be the best and snap at his siblings, leaving him even more alienated from them. He spent a lot of time around Roma and Feli, mostly Roma. He got a lot of one-on-one training with him and a lot of praise too. All he ever wanted to do was be perfect for his father. He set bad guys on fire, did interviews on live tv, set fire to a warehouse full of gang members, all kinds of stuff that he never would have done on his own. Stuff that he didn’t want to do. All so he could impress Roma

Number 4, purchased for $700 outside of Berlin: Number 4 has always been hyper and loud! But his powers suddenly developed over night, which was terrifying for him. Gilbert awoke in the middle of the night to pee one night and was met with a ghost in the bathtub. Naturally, Roma encouraged him to speak with ghosts and would make him go to cemeteries to talk to the dead. Ghosts scared him so he’d secretly take Benadryl to knock himself out but as he got older, he realized that he couldn’t be scared anymore cause these ghosts needed a friend :( so he used these ghosts to fight in missions and in return, he’d play games with them and chat with them, just being friend with the ones who had a hard time crossing over :’) he likes using his powers for good but feels like he’s taking advantage of his ghost friends sometimes which took the fun out of crime fighting

Number 5, given to Roma for free outside of Kyoto: Number 5 got a late start compared to his siblings. His powers took awhile longer to manifest and he had trouble learning to read. But once he caught up, he proved himself to be the smartest out of all of them. Smarter than some of them combined, even. Kiku still often indulged in his siblings antics but at the same time, he felt he was somewhat superior to them. He learned to poof himself from one side of the room to the other, starting off small. He figured out he could time travel one night when Francis and Gil were hammered and knocked a vase over. Kiku felt every muscle in his body tense, then a sensation of falling, then he was suddenly 10 seconds in the past!! Wow!! He caught the vase before it could hit the ground and kicked Fran so he fell down, leaving him to sleep on the foyer floor while Gil just stood there like ‘wtf...?’. When Roma started berating him for ‘getting too cocky’, Kiku threw a bit of a hissy fit and decided to jump to the future!! He did and landed himself in the aftermath of the 2019 apocalypse, unable to get back home cause he wore himself out and had no idea what he had even done to get himself there in the first place lmao sucker.

Number 6, purchased for $10,000 in York: Number 6 was an extremely fussy baby. All he did was cry and cry and cry, it was very frustrating for Roma since the other babies were somewhat easier to handle. Arthur was indeed a handful. When he was hungry, baby food tins and spoons would float out of the pantry and over to his highchair. When he wanted to torment his siblings, he’d take their things and throw them across the room with his mind. When a sinking was annoying him, he’d simply lift them up and shove them out of his room. Easy. He is probably the smartest or second smartest of his siblings. He isn’t the most athletic but he spent lots of time studying, so much so that Roma had to constantly buy new books for Art to read to keep him mentally stimulated. He was often a voice of reason though no one listened to him. When fighting he was very useful!! He never needed to get close to the bad guys, he could throw them around without moving a muscle! The only downside is that it wore him out after awhile...Ugh. He avoided the media but did do interviews with his mask on, encouraging kids his age to stay in school! By the time Art was 13, he was taking college level tests and reading college level material so...he’s one smart cookie

Number 7, given to Roma for free in undisclosed location in Russia: Number 7 is too powerful for her own good. At a young age, Francis was told to convince her that she had no powers. This was done in secret, only Roma, the house staff, Francis and Kiku knew it happened. Everyone else was oblivious and left out of the loop. Vanya has the ability to shake the earth, to cause obscene amounts of damage in the blink of an eye. Her power was something that Roma could have never prepared himself for. So from that day on, Vanya was a ‘normal girl’. She watched from the sidelines as her siblings got to train and fight. She sat with Feli to paint or sew or just talk. She went through every day feeling worthless, like she wasn’t meant to be a part of this family. She channeled her feelings into art, painting canvasses worth of rainy cities or melting people. She made a series of paintings depicting her siblings’ abilities through chunky brushstrokes and vibrant colors. Each painting sold for over one million dollars. She thought her art career would impress her father. It didn’t.

Number 8, purchased for $15,000 and 10 cows outside of Oslo: Number 8 was always a quiet boy, he kept to himself and Roma thought he may be powerless as well for almost 5 years until lightning struck the house...on a bright sunny day...not a cloud in the sky. Turns out Lukas and Kiku were arguing. They were only 5 so they were just shrieking and yelling nonsense then BAM!!!! Lighting. Roma was so terrified but Lukas was giggling and shooting soarks out of his hands, his hair sticking up like crazy. He was always quiet and reserved, he spent a lot of time in the library or on the roof just looking out over the city. He didn’t like sneaking out of the house like his brothers and sisters did but he went ‘to keep an eye on them’...he always had fun though. He stayed away from the media and wore a mask that his most of his face so he wouldn’t be recognized. Sadly, in a tough fight in a hostage situation, Lukas was shot and killed when he was 15, right when he was starting to consider writing a book about hero work and how as he aged, he was becoming more confident in himself due to helping others. It was a tragic loss for his siblings

Number 9, purchased for $800 and a new car in La Coruna: Number 9 was successful from the start, surpassing her siblings in height very very fast. Her power just happens to be her speed. Carmen, as a baby, was a lot to handle since she crawled around the house at 40 miles an hour. Even her sleep schedule was quick, she’d take a 20 minute speed nap and have enough energy to run around for hours after. When she was introduced to the idea of being a hero, she agreed so fast that she nearly bit her tongue off. She always got her chores done quick, helped around the house, all of that since a task that would take 3 hours only took a few minutes for her. She was a great female role model and did many interviews for teen magazines to encourage girls to be their best, that has always been her message. She even wrote ‘GRLPWR’ on her cheeks in black paint before heading off to fight crime in case she had her picture taken. Roma wasn’t a huge fan of that but she didn’t care too much :) she has always stuck up for her sisters!! And she has always been close to Fran and Gil but as they got older, their interests began to differ so she found herself hanging with Vanya and Arthur more

Feliciano Vargas: Roma Vargas’s only biological son. He does not have powers and often felt left out when he was left behind while his siblings went on missions. He’s 2 years younger than the rest of them and is often referred to as ‘stupid little brother’ by Lovino which hurt his feelings. When he was a baby, they were like 2 and a half so they didn’t see him as ‘aww look my baby brother!’ They just found him annoying cause he cried a lot. Like his siblings, he never met his mom but he does feel good knowing that he will always have his dad. When he and the academy kids fight, he will often rub it in their faces that at least Roma is his biological dad. That really rubs salt in the wounds, huh? Feli has always gotten on well with Vanya, they got left behind all the time so they got to paint and play music together :) they made eachother very happy

Gilbert and Lukas: Gil didn’t really like Lukas much when they were younger cause Lukas was just...quiet and reserved. Gil is the exact opposite. But now that Lukas is dead, Gil pities him and hangs out with him. They trained a lot together but Gil got embarassed when they trained cause if someone were to walk in, they’d just see Gil shouting and punching at nothing so...They trained in the dark at 3am on the roof where they wouldnt be interrupted. Now that Gil is older, he can channel Lukas almostperfectly. Lukas has an almost totally physical form when Gil uses his powers, allowing Lukas to channel lightning the way he was able to when he was alive. Lukas doesn’t like doing that too often cause it’s a bit cruel, getting to feel alive when you’re not :/

Kuma: Kuma was a normal polar bear that was experimented on in a lab that Roma funded. The scientists combined his DNA with monkey and human DNA and after much trial and error, they were able to get his brain to process English. So he wears a collar that allows him to talk. He scolded the kids for running around in the house but then five minutes later he’d let them ride his back while HE ran around the halls :) he was like a fun uncle to them. He wore a bow tie :)

Wan yu: Roma fell in love with a woman from China when he was younger. She was studying culinary arts in Italy and he absolutely fell head over heels for her. But things didn’t work out. So once the tech came around, he had an advanced robot version of his first love created for the sole purpose of loving him and his children. She was programmed to be a great role model, compassionate, patient and...A good cook. The kids all called her mom or ma and even though she never technically had favorites, she was always fond of little Kiku. She was the one who taught him to read when he had trouble doing so and she’s stay up late with him in secret to help him catch up in other languages. The kids all had to learn Italian, English, Spanish, Greek and Russian bedore they were even 8 years old. Since Kiku took a bit longer to grasp that kind of stuff, she would sneak him down to the library to have one-on-one lessons with him. :) she was also very caring when it came to Alfred, she saw how hard he pushed himself sometimes and it hurt her to watch. She made cookies for him on especially rough days

Lukas’s death: Lukas’s death hit Arthur, Vanya and Gilbert especially hard. Arthur and Lukas bonded over similar interests, Lukas and Vanya played chess all the time and gossiped and Gilbert always thought that Lukas was the coolest sibling he had. His death was used as motivation for everyone else to continue training. Gilbert ‘summoned’ Lukas three days after his death and Lukas has followed him around ever sicne. Lukas wasn’t avtually summoned, he’d been secretly roaming the house for days and decided to just let Gil think he summoned him. Roma was depressed about his son’s death for a week or so but he never really allowed himself to feel negative emotions for too long so he was over it a bit...too quickly.

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mirkwood-princeling · 3 years

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Hmm Vocal Adrenaline or Throat Explosion 🤪 also Cassandra July or Carmen Tibideaux?

Vocal Adrenaline vs Throat Explosion?

definitely Vocal Adrenaline lol i honestly can’t remember much of Throat Explosion lmao and VA were honestly so talented like every single one of their performances slapped

Cassandra July or Carmen Tibideaux?

🥴🥴 uh I dont like either of them tbh, as educators I think both of them suck and need to get over whatever superiority complex they both have, but for the sake of the question I’d say Carmen just bc Whoopi Goldberg

thank you!

#glee #ask

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streetsteel · 4 years

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He did give her something -- but she had planned to send something herself. In the package are a fiew firecrackers, a whoopie cushion -- and an alolan meowth themed mug, with a pack of atoman chocolates inside. "gets cold in that cave, yeah? take care. - strelitzia"

Most people would look at Jay and not expect him to like giving gifts. Truth is, he loves to do it. Second truth being, he’s much better at giving than at receiving. Giving is easy, it’s an expression of appreciation or thoughtfulness, and Jay does it in such a casual way that people don’t read too much into it. Receiving them means someone went out of their way to get him something, and that’s a hard to conceive thought for Jay.

Still, that one gets a smile out of him, and a thank you text is promptly sent as soon as he unwraps it.

And besides the mug, which he could break during travel, everything else followed him to Goldenrod city. He popped a few chocolates on the way to the border, keeping some to share with Miki too.

And of course the whoopie cushion ended up placed on her chair at some point. Classic gag. Excellent. Big brothers always gotta prank the little sisters.

Another text message follows.

|| TXT >> ICE CREAM FIEND ||

||>> hey so uh

||>> already said thanks and all but yknow

||>> if y’need someone to spend new years with

||>> we always got a spot at our table for ya

||>> goldenrod is p nice this time of the year

Five more minutes pass.

||>> caught miki 3 times with ye olde cushion already lmao thanks so much for this

#❞░▐ REPLIES;#tenebres-champ

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d-procrastination · 6 years

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GET TO KNOW YOU TAG

I was tagged by @nanami-momozono eons ago. I’m so sorry I’m only getting to it in the new year TnT but at least I’m finally doing it!!! It’s always fun chatting and fangirling with you~ ♥♥ So thanks for tagging me!

rules: tag ten tumblrs you want to get to know

gender: female

star sign: Aquarius

height: i’m 5′ 3″ which is around.... 160 cm or something?

middle name: my middle name is Brazil!

when was the last time you played air guitar?: uuuuuh a long time ago? I don’t really remember. A lot of songs i currently listen to don’t really have guitar solos.

who is your celebrity crush?: lmaooo can i say all of bts? but if i haad to pick.... Park Jimin. What a lil mochi ahaha

what’s a sound you love? and hate?: that I love…. the laughter of people i care about.

Sound that I hate: that screeching noise from certain ceramic plates/bowls etc. you know the one

Put your itunes on shuffle… what are the first six songs that pop up?:

(Itunes… )

So uh i don’t really use itunes now and i switched computers sooo i guess i’ll go off of what little i have on my phone? Though tbh i usually use spotify or pandora now.

1. how come you don’t call me by alicia keys (lmao i didn’t know i had this on here)

2. if i was our woman (walk on by) by alicia keys (again ahah i don’t even know this song but she’s cool)

3. (the first thing that came on was some japanese audio for a textbook so skipped!) maru kaite chikyuu - japan (yes from aph i’m cackling i haven’t heard this in forever)

4. take a chance on me by abba (gotta love abba omg)

5. 20 [intro] by janet jackson (i love her but i actually only know a handful of her songs, and this intro i don’t know well haha)

6. iroha uta (idk who it’s by i just have it listed as Kaito/Clear’s vocals and vocaloid ahaha)

grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 23. what does line 17 say?: uuuh i only really have been reading fic on my phone or text books. okay yeah no i literally picked up several books (one of them an encyclopedia) and it was always either no 17th line or the line was under 4 words. soooo skipping sorry!

do you believe in ghosts?: yes and no? i generally say no but i don’t completely rule out the idea they could exist. i just don’t believe it when people say something happened because of a ghost or whatever

do you drive and if so, have you ever crashed?: i do drive! and nope i’ve never crashed. *knocks on wood*

what was the last book you read?: hmm a text book? not sure if that counts. before that probably manga. and before that idr since it was probably in high school ahaha

do you like the smell of gasoline?: i wanna say no. since it makes me feel weird knowing i shouldn’t be inhaling that smell.

what was the last movie you saw?: The last movie i saw was an old one with Whoopi Goldberg called Corrina, Corrina

what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?: i’ve never really had surgery for anything, broken anything, nor sprained anything. so i guess just getting dragged across the street by my dog as as kid. i had huge spots where the skin scraped off on my knees and elbows.

do you have any obsessions right now?: hmmm probably fics, BTS, and k-pop in general. slightly anime since i FINALLY have time to watch some again.

do you tend to hold grudges against people?: depends on what counts as a grudge. i remember if you’re racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. or if you’re mean to someone i love then i definitely won’t forget. i don’t really necessarily do anything mean based off of what i remember though.

in a relationship?: nope! being in a relationship sounds nice though.

hmmm well i’ll tag some people but you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. just lmk if you do~ @kuu-tsundere @armeenay @ghosttoasties

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ok for the HC thing: the skelebros, undyne and alphys ofc! Thennn uhh Muffet grillby toriel or mettaton? burgerpants. Basically anyone tbh don't gotta do all bc it's a lot but any tbh I'm satisfied lmao

I’m gonna split these up into separate posts, if that’s alright, cause that’s a long list and my answers are only gonna make it longer. >:3c First up: the skelebros!

2 // 3 // 4 // 5

Type A: Realistic headcanons

I think it is super freaking likely that Papyrus is Gaster, or at least related to Gaster somehow. There are just too many weird things that don’t add up. (And I am happy to discuss this further if anyone wants more deets, but I’m pretty sure the people who are reading this have already gotten a pretty thorough lecture about this, lol.) I hc both skelebros as having autism-spectrum disorders, Papyrus with straight autism I think and Sans with sensory processing disorder. Pap’s special interests are puzzles and classic literature, but he can’t really indulge the latter cause books don’t fare so well at the dump; Sans’s special interests are astronomy and the science of magic, and I think he’s also picked up a lot of info on mechanics and especially cars. Sans also has pretty severe depression and a bit of anxiety, which he hides very well, and he’s got suicidal ideation but he realized a long time ago that wouldn’t go anywhere so he’s kinda just made peace with it. That’s a lot about Sans I guess, so, uh… Papyrus actually enjoys puns, he’s just annoyed because Sans keeps making the same few over and over again and they’re not even good. They are, objectively, terrible puns, and he knows his brother can do so much better than this – no, he doesn’t think Sans is “trying to tell a fibia about his skills”, that doesn’t even work!! Honestly!!

Type B: Hilarious headcanons

This isn’t that funny of a headcanon, I guess, but Sans isn’t a jerk about his practical jokes. Like, if he whoopie cushions somebody and he can tell they’re super embarrassed and upset about it, he’s not gonna keep targeting them or anything. I mean, sure, he’ll pull other pranks, but he’s not going to give someone who doesn’t deserve it a hard time.

…that being said, he’s uncannily good at detecting if people think a prank is hilarious but refuse to admit it. Which might have something to do with how many pranks he pulls on Grillby.

This one I just straight-up stole from my favorite Undertale fic, Never a Lovely So Real: Sans is a literal heavy sleeper and casts blue magic on himself whenever he falls asleep. Nobody can lift him up unless they can counteract the weight, so it’s not unusual for Snowdiners to have to call Papyrus in so he can come pick up his brother from wherever he’s made a nuisance of himself this time. And, going along with that, Sans falls asleep in weird places all the time. Grillby’s found him sleeping in the sink. One time he fell asleep under the ice in the local pond. Some poor soul opened their closet and found him upside-down and hanging from his slippers in there. This is the cost of living in Snowdin.

And, again, sorry, that’s a lot of Sans stuff. Um, one time Pap lost control of his gravity-defying floaty thing and ended up pinned to the ceiling for, like, an entire day. He is an amazing ice skater, but the last time he went he ended up skating over his brother under the ice, and that freaked him out so badly that he hasn’t gone near the pond in years.

Type C: Tragic headcanons

Pretty sure this is just straight canon, but: Sans made it into the royal guard, even though being a sentry doesn’t exactly count, and Papyrus didn’t. At all. That’s why Sans has actual sentry stands and Papyrus has a cardboard station.

This one’s been done, too, but here’s a bit of a different spin on it – Sans is aware of resets but doesn’t remember them, whereas Papyrus remembers them but doesn’t know what they are. So Sans is kind of locked in his one-man personal tragedy, piecing together what happened by facial cues and half-remembered nightmares because he feels like it’s his duty to remember as much as he can, whereas Papyrus is blurting out details about the future right and left because he knows what happened but doesn’t know that everyone else doesn’t. (That’s one reason why he has such a hard time making friends.)

And one more… um, it’s a hc of mine that monsters, while very advanced in many ways, don’t have much knowledge about mental health and things like that, because they’re putting so much time and energy into figuring out the Barrier that they don’t bother researching anything else. So monsters are, as a whole, very accepting of those outside the norm – like, for example, there isn’t institutional discrimination against monsters we’d consider to be ‘neuroatypical’, even if some specific monsters are jerks about that kind of thing – but because no one really knows about it, it’s treated more as a personal quirk than a treatable condition, know what I mean? Which is why Papyrus berates his brother so much for being so lazy, cause he thinks it’s an actual choice Sans is making instead of a condition he’s dealing with, and why Sans has such a low opinion of himself, cause he legitimately believes he is completely at fault and doesn’t understand why he can’t just… not be like this. Papyrus is slightly better off in this respect, because Sans is an amazing big brother who makes utterly no bones about how much he loves his bro, but he deals with the same kind of self-hatred.

Aaaaaaaand I love everything about Undertale, including its canon, so I’m gonna ignore Type D. Hopefully this’ll be enough skeleton headcanons to tide you over until we get to the rest of the list.

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