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flufflecat · 3 months
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arts-and-drafts · 8 months
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Ugly Things (Dream SMP)
(In which Tommy and Wilbur have a fight. I've always been morbidly captivated by Pogtopia and the stress it put on everybody involved before the 16th, so this is a little 'what-if' writing exercise of a night that may or may not have occurred :) enjoy!)
CWs: Smoking, mentions of violence
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Tommy wakes himself up by coughing.
There's a disgusting itch in the back of his throat, and his sinuses are filled with tobacco stench. Bleary irritation spurs him to get out of bed, his body protesting every movement.
Tommy has gotten very little sleep since making Pogtopia their base, and every time he wakes up he is sore from the thin mattress barely making the stone floor any more comfortable.
All this to say he treasures any sleep that he can get, and he is pissed as hell that he's woken from it.
He knows without needing to check that the source of the smoke is Wilbur. Tommy sets off to find him.
It's not exactly hard; Pogtopia is remarkably simple once you know your way around, and there's only a few places you can go for privacy.
Just as he suspected, he finds Wilbur in the farthest side of the ravine by the nether portal, absently smoking a cigarette as he stares into the purple gateway. Tommy pulls his shirt up over his nose in disgust.
"I thought you said you were gonna quit."
Wilbur startles, and turns. His face is gaunt and shadowed in the faint glow of the portal.
"What are you doing up?" Wilbur ignores Tommy's statement. His voice is scratchy and hoarse. Tommy scowls.
"The fuckin' smell woke me up, dickhead." Tommy grumbles. "The portal isn't like a window."
"Sorry." Wilbur says. He doesn't sound sorry at all. "I can't exactly go outside."
"You could not smoke." Tommy presses, irritable. It's too fucking early for this.
Wilbur's face is a mask of indifference. Tommy knows it's a mask, because he knows Wilbur. To anyone else, it would be a real expression. Real apathy.
Tommy knows that it's hiding something.
"It helps me." Wilbur says. It's a conversation they have had a million times over. Tommy narrows his eyes.
"Well, it hurts me." Tommy snaps, the last of his sentence petering into a cough. Wilbur's face goes stony.
"You'll be fine. Go back to sleep, Tommy."
Somehow the words snap Tommy right awake.
Maybe it's built up anger that makes Tommy summon his water bucket from his inventory. Maybe it's misdirected grief at the fact that they're hiding in this shitty fucking ravine in the first place. Maybe it's a lot of things.
Whatever the reason really is doesn't matter. Tommy still throws the water on Wilbur before the man can register the action.
Wilbur finally shows real emotion in the form of sputtering and stumbling, nearly tripping back through the portal.
His cigarette is out, and his glare is piercing hatred. Tommy meets it unflinchingly.
"What the fuck is your problem?!" Wilbur yells. His voice is grating and cracks with emotion, and it riles Tommy up in turn.
"You told me you fucking quit!!" Tommy yells back, raising his voice to match Wilbur's. Their shouts echo off the walls until their voices are just ringing noise in his ears.
"Fucking Christ, Tommy, that doesn't mean you get to waterboard me!!" Wilbur screams. He's pissed good and proper, like Tommy knew he would be.
"'Go back to sleep, you'll be fine.'" Tommy throws Wilbur's words back at him with a sneer, and Wilbur throws back his fist.
Tommy flinches before his mind catches up with what the hell Wilbur just did. For a fleeting second, Wilbur's face displays raw emotion; horror, then anger, then finally settles back into the mask.
Wilbur lowers his arm with a practiced breath, and without another word, turns and walks right through the portal. Tommy is alone, and suddenly extremely aware of how he positioned his bucket like a shield in that split second of reaction.
Against his brother. His brother, who had never before come that close to hitting him in earnest.
Tommy's eyes sting horribly, and he fights back tears in favor for stomping back to his bed. He isn't fucking sorry. Wilbur was the one being a goddamn asshole.
Tommy throws his bucket to the ground as hard as he can, and then kicks it away for good measure. The clanging echoes up the unforgiving stone walls, mocking him. They look like teeth in the torchlight, as if the ravine is just a gaping maw waiting to swallow him whole.
He feels an ugly thing in his chest that he knows he needs to cry out, but he won't give Wilbur that fucking satisfaction. Instead, he throws himself onto his mattress, wincing at how the stone floor digs into him like the padding isn't even there.
Wilbur is gone for a long time. Tommy pretends to be asleep when he finally hears the man come back through the portal, and listens for his breathing until it's evened out into sleep.
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Wilbur is still pissed off from the night before, obviously.
But he wakes up to find his and Tommy's mattresses pressed together, and his previous anger sticks in his throat.
He doesn't throw away his cigarettes.
END.
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foxgloveinspace · 1 year
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Do you ever figure out your Type and you go Oh No cause it’s just 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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orcelito · 2 years
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ok anyways yea fang went chasing after his crush’s dad, who he found stabbed through with his own sword, STABBED BY HIS OWN PRINCE, & now we r wandering down to the basement where the prince is with a vaguely menacing “whatever happens down there, dont tell my daughter” & an otherwise refusal to talk about his plans 
im at 15 hp, level 5 sorcerer, if you SNEEZED on me i’d probably die. i got 5 health potions (which is one less than i had before for Dad Saving Purposes), & i am one HUNDRED percent backing this man up on whatever he’s about to do. he’s gonna kill the prince of his own country?? (keeping in mind this is the fucking Knight Captain???) then uhh fuck yea im in. im just gonna stand like 50 feet back, dont mind me,
#speculation nation#i may throw up my darkness spell bc lol#if im far enough away from ppl it wont obstruct them. & then Like An Octopus i have my lil inky shroud to protect me from harm#that i can see through. that's the important part. shadow sorcerer ftw#but yea i am very nervous lol. the paladin (the daughter in question) is currently upstairs helping people escape#which is a very her thing to do#we got some good things like dadman giving fang a lil pouch like 'give that to my daughter'#and fang trying to stop him like 'give it to her yourself!'#but this is a fucking Wall of a man and im playing a 5'5'' twunk of a sorcerer#he's stronger than you would expect from him. but that's still only a 12 in comparison to a Uhhh like 18 lol#god i am so nervous. we r walking into the fucking lion's den#the prince has a necromancy necklace. i dont know what it does. but i was a nosy bitch during dinner and had detect magic going#(i have limitless detect magic and it is SO good)#if i get close enough maybe i could nab it off lol. it could be trouble in a fight.#listen i dont even know 100% for sure that the knight captain is gonna kill his prince but i sure fuckin HOPE so#the dude is so fucking awful. holy shit.#& we have the perfect scapegoat if this happens...#sure we may or may not spark a war with the other country for the prince dying on our soil. who cares! he was a piece of shit anyways#and shit's already so bad. if the prince survived he CERTAINLY would be doing everything in his power to start a war. so lol.#this was the dude who was DISAPPOINTED when we brought back his little sister#bc he was sooooooo ready for the excuse of her being abducted to start a war with us lmao. god i hate him so much.#get a load of THIS *fireball to the face*#maybe i shouldnt add more fire. we r literally in a burning ship. but it's my strongest attack spell sooooooooooooo#maybe if i do it over There it wont b too bad.. hmmmmm#how much hp can he even have lol. surely 25 ish damage would be Significant.#i suppose we will have to see.
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mrrharper · 2 months
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Gym Bro
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'ey bruh, you wanna join me in he gym, dude? we're gonna do arms today bro, the best day huhuhuhuh
like what you see brah? ya get these guns in the gym bro, come on dude
huhuhuhuh, dawg, i've no fuckin' clue what you're saying bro
what investigation bro?
nah, dude, nice one bro, am a PT at Steelworks Gym dude, always have been
what? uhhh, yeah bruh, got some gear in the duffel, but ya know bro, a dude's gonna reek after a good liftin' bro
nah man, you must've, like, some shit mixed up bro, cause I ain't that dude you're talkin' bout bruh
huhuhuhuhuh dawg, now you're just makin' shit up dude
bro... yer kinda freaking me out dude... like, who's that agent dude you're talkin' bout bro?
ehm, dude, you're, like, super tense or something, like, maybe ya wanna talk to the Owner bro? he's like a great dude, you, like, relax when you talk with him and he even---
'ey, bro, i got this, like, sick Under Armour muscle tee, as part of my, ya know, sponsorship deal
nah bro, we were, like, talking bout the gym dude, and I'm like, dude, you gotta get some of they new UA gear, they will be sellin' it next month bro, but i can get ya some earlier
huhuhuhuh, you're a funny bro, dude, when we come to the gym, i'll talk to the Owner and get ya some discounts or shit for yer new gym membership bro
yeah bruh, you gotta join my gym bro, we gotta be gym bros together bro, the Owner will be real happy i'm getting new bros to the gym, i'm tellin' ya
hell yeah dude, come on bro
gotta get ya to the Owner dawg, he'll take care of ya
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sugawarassoulmate · 6 months
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not nut november - nov 04/nov 05
after the first few days, they were feeling great. then the weekend came.
tutor!akaashi & shitty bf!daishou
word count: 423 & 290
cw: fem!reader, bimbo!reader, unprotected sex, cheating/infidelity, choking, minors dni
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tutor!akaashi
who even does studying on a saturday night? akaashi does, which means you have to too
you're in one of the study rooms at the campus library, which feels a little redundant since it's practically abandoned on a saturday night
"what act and scene is this line from?" akaashi asks, cooly. he's been quizzing you on king lear for the past three hours, making sure you knew could identify the passages for your midterm
"act three, scene two?" you guess but akaashi's eyes already tell you that you're wrong. "ugh, can we take a break, keiji? my brain is turning to mush!"
akaashi would argue that your brain was mush to begin with but there's no use continuing when you've already given up
there was one way he could motivate you to keep studying — it was for your own good really, you weren't smart enough to pass this exam just by winging it
but he remembers the bet he made with his friends earlier this week something about not having sex during the whole month. it was stupid but he knew he'd never hear the end of it from bokuto if he lost
akaashi supposes he could just eat you out while you study but nothing does the trick more than making you sit on his cock, making you read out his notes while you bounce in his lap...
it's not long before akaashi has you bent over the desk, skirt flipped up and panties pushed to the side. "come on, don't just think with your pussy, recite the line for me," he says, pulling you by the hair
"ahhh, 'when thou dost ask me blessing, i'll'—fuck, keiji!" you cry when he pulls out only to slam back into you.
a slap to your ass is what brings you back to reality. "'i'll...i'll kneel down and ask of thee forgiveness' uhhh, act five, scene three?" you answered, crying when akaashi's fingers circle your clit.
"look at that, she's finally using her little brain," akaashi coos, snapping his hips harder into you. "read the next one." he says, knowing this is the only way you'll pass
he can say it's for your benefit as much as he wants to but akaashi is just as guilty of thinking with his crotch, maybe even more so
akaashi only lets you cum when you've gone through all of the study guide and he rewards you by spilling his seed deep inside your womb and walking you to your dorm with his cum running down your leg
shitty bf!daishou
saturdays are meant for your girlfriend. taking her on dates and watching shows with her
but it's not saturday and you're not daishou's girlfriend, which is why he's technically not breaking any no nut november rules right now
his friends explicitly said that fucking your girl was off limits for the entire month
which is why he turned to you the first chance he got
"sugu!" the two of you barely made it past your door, with daishou pouncing on you the second he shut it behind him
now he's got you spread out on your floor, a hand wrapped around your throat
"shhh, i know, babe," he whispers, pace never letting up as he abuses your cunt. "you're gonna take all my cum this month, yeah? be my fuckin' cum dump?"
it's so sick and your heart breaks for mika, completely unaware that her boyfriend is balls deep in someone else—someone she calls a friend
but you nod anyway because for an entire month daishou's body will belong to you
mika will have to wonder about the faint smell of your perfume on his clothes, wondering why it smells so familiar
it's pathetic and cruel and so unlike you but it's what you want more than anything
"yes, yes, sugu! i want your cum," you gasp, nails running down his back "i'll take all of it, just give it to me, please!"
and daishou just loves the desperation, grunting a quick "that's my girl," before fucking you harder than ever
and as your eyes roll into the back of your head, and you feel the warmth of daishou's cum flooding your cunt, all that goes through your head is his voice saying "that's my girl," over and over
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strniohoeee · 6 months
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hii i was thinking you could do a smutty fic where y/n is the triplets bsf and she lives with them,and they go out to dinner one night and y/n was like wearing i very revealing dress and matt couldnt contain himself so when they got home matt went to hang out in y/ns room(alone) and he says something along the lines of “i looked so fucking hot today” and then makeout the session and then smutty smut smut,if u cant that’s totally okay love u and ur fics bae😝
Creepin
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Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader
Synopsis: After dinner, and Y/N wearing a short dress Matt’s feeling a bit conflicted….and turned on??🗣️
Warnings⚠️: SMUT SMUT SMUT. There’s nothing like crazy crazy at least that’s how I feel, but uhhh they definitely FUCKIN🖤
Song for the imagine: Creepin- Metro Boomin, The Weeknd, 21 Savage
⚠️This is an 18+ imagine, so minors do not interact, or do??⚠️
And if you’re Creepin, please don’t let it show
Oh baby, I don’t wanna know
The triplets had decided to have dinner at a fancy restaurant for hitting 5 million subscribers on YouTube. They invited Madi and I.
I have never been out to a fancy restaurant, so I was so excited to play dress up especially with Madi! We both decided on wearing black mini dresses, and we looked so hot
As we walked out to the living room we hear Chris
“Can we get a little commotion for the dress!! Holy shit yall look good” he said
“Thank youuuu” we both said giggling
Unbeknownst to Y/N, Matt was struggling to rip his eyes away from her. The way the dress hugged her curves, made her breast pop and her legs look long and beautiful. He was struggling badly
We had called an Uber to to the restaurant, and when we got there Madi and I felt so fucking luxurious. I mean high ceilings, thousand dollar light fixtures, hot older men….we were having a blast
“Holy shit we could find a sugar daddy” I said to them
“Omg let’s be on the lookout” Madi said winking at me
It seemed like they hired good looking people here because the waiters and waitress were out of a fucking model catalog
“Nick I see a whole lot of eye candy for you” I said looking over at him
“You’re fucking telling me…..my mouth is on the floor” he said looking around
“The women are hot too” I said winking at Chris and Matt
“I’m seeing a lot of blonde….not really my type” Chris said
“Not really my vibe” Matt said looking at the girls
“Your fucking loss every bodies hot here” I said to them
We had a waiter who was the definition of a wet dream. Black slicked back hair, dark eyes, tan skin and sharp facial features
“Dude he’s checking you out” Madi said
“Ehhh he’s alright” I said to her
“Alright? That man’s so fucking fine” Nick said
“10$ says he will flirt with you when he comes back” Madi said
“You have a bet” I said reaching my hand across the table and shaking her hand
When the waiter came by he gave us our drinks, and came back to me to take our orders. Everyone ordered before me and finally it was my turn
“And for the beautiful lady?” He asked me
“Oh…umm I’ll have the steak, medium well, and what are the sides?” I asked looking up at him
He flashed a sideways smile before looking at my lips and reading me the sides
“I’ll do the mashed potatoes and the Cesar salad” I said closing my menu and handing it to him
“Great pick pretty” he said all flirty, and then walked away
“You owe me 10 fucking dollars” Madi said laughing at me
“Why do guys who I don’t find attractive always hit on me” I said rolling my eyes
“Because you’re hot, ummm you radiate feminine power and you smell good” she said to me
“Boooo boring” I said to her
“Ouu how much you wanna bet he’ll leave his number and give us some type of discount” Chris said wiggling his brows
“Alright let’s not use her looks to take advantage” Matt said chiming in
“The number maybe, but a discount I doubt look at this place too boujee” I said to Chris
We had all finished our dinner, and gotten dessert and it was time for the bill to come around
The waiter came up to me, and handed me the bill while winking….bold fucking move
I opened the check and my jaw dropped
“SHUT THE FUCK UP” I said laughing
“WHAT IS IT” Nick yelled
“He fucking gave me his number, and gave the whole bill 20% off” I said laughing
“NO FUCKING WAY” Chris and Madi said
“I just saved yall 100 dollars” I said passing the bill down to Matt
“Dude you’re coming with us everywhere” Chris said shaking his head
“You gonna call him?” Madi asked
“Fuck no, but if I want a discounted meal I might” I said shrugging my shoulders
“Ew what a fucking loser he put a heart next to his number” Matt said laughing
“I was thinking the same thing” I said laughing with Matt
We had gotten another Uber back home, and everyone went to sit on the couch to watch a movie, but I decided to go to my room because I was so tired
I had changed and took off my makeup, washing my face and had been scrolling on tik tok for 20 minutes before I heard a knock at the door
“Come innn” I said locking my phone and putting it down
“Hey” Matt said coming in
“Oh hey Matt” I said smiling at him
“Can I chill with you? They’re being so loud and annoying out there” he said
“Of course you don’t have to ask” I said as he walked over and sat on the bed
“Do you have any plans for tomorrow” I asked Matt
“Nah, I think they want to film a vlog” he said sitting in front of me
“Oh funnnn” I said cracking my knuckles
“You should come with to film” he said
“Maybe I have some plans tomorrow morning, but after sure” I said to him
“Ouuu plans with the waiter?” He said wiggling his brows
“Oh god no eww” I said laughing
“God you just looked so hot today in that outfit” Matt blurted out
“WHAT?” i said genuinely shocked
“I mean….uh I’m not sure why I said that” he said blushing
“I appreciate it, I really do especially coming from you” I said smiling at him
“Oh yeah?” He asked
“Yeah Matt. I have liked you for so long I have waited for the day you’d compliment me” I said to him
“I have liked you so much too…..I’m so glad we feel the same” he responded
“You looked so hot tonight too” I said batting my lashes at him
“I did?” He asked honestly shocked that I called him hot
“Matt you’re really fucking hot. Not sure how you don’t know this” I said laughing at him
“Just kiss me already you’re begging for it at this point” he said laughing
I rolled my eyes at him and grabbed him by his shirt pulling him in and crashing our lips together
When I pulled away his pupils were dilated and his breathing was shallow
“I have wanted to do that for so long” he said looking at my lips
“Me fucking too” I said licking my lips
I pulled him back in for another kiss, and slowly we started to make out. I eventually scooched down, and Matt was above me now
Kissing my lips to my jaw then down to my neck.
“Do you want this?” He asked me
“More than anything” I said out in a sigh
Matt began kissing my neck again, and came back up to make out with me again our tongues fighting for dominance as our teeth clashed together
I pushed Matt back, so I could remove my shirt
“No bra” he said tilting his head
“Oh yes my bad I was getting ready for bed, and wasn’t expecting to fuck you, so how dare I not have some decorum” I said sarcastically
“Shut up” he said biting his lip before kissing me again moving his kisses down to my neck, and then to the valley of my breasts slowly moving to take my left nipple into his mouth, sailing his tongue around it
“Fuck Matt” I moaned out
He then went to my right nipples taking that one into his mouth as well
As he was doing that he slid his hand down to my waistband, and slowly slid his hand into my underwear snaking his hand to my pussy
“So wet” he said before licking my nipple and taking it back into his mouth
I just mewled at this feeling so fucking good
He slowly started to rub my clit and then switched to my left nipple
“Matt this feels so good keep going” I said running my hands through his hair
He slowly slid his middle finger into my pussy stretching me out, and causing me to gasp at the feeling, slowly pumping his finger in and out of me. About two minutes later he add his ring finger in
“FUCK” I yelled out
“SHHHH” he says laughing and covering my mouth
“SORRY” I said laughing with him
He kept fingering me for a good two minutes before I stopped him
“Baby I need more” I said looking into his eyes, and he nodded
Matt removed his pants and boxers, and the removed my pants and underwear
“Spit” he said holding his hand out, so I did
He then brought his hand down to his dick slowly stroking it
“I could cum right now” he says rolling his eyes back
Once he got his dick wet he then came down and licked a strip up my pussy
“Oh my god” I said shuddering
He slowly slid his dick in, us gasping as he pushed in further
“Alright we have to be really quiet” he said bottoming out
“Yes baby anything for you” I said nodding
“Good” he said and slowly started to thrust into me
Matt was pounding into me and I’m sure the whole house was hearing it if they were out in the living room
“Fuck Matt” I said clenching down onto him
“Keep doing that baby, and I won’t make it much longer” he said as he thrusted into me
Matt then turned me onto my left side lifting my right leg up and started to pound into me
“FUCKKK MATT” I screamed out
“SHUT UP” he said and smacked my ass
“I’m sorry it feels so good” I said with my eyes shut and my brows furrowed
Matt kept thrusting into me harder and faster, and I’m sure everyone had to hear us fucking at this point
“Fuck Matt I’m gonna cum” I said
And he brought his hand down to my clit using his thumb to rub the sensitive bundle
“SHIIIITTT” I moaned out clenching down on him harder
“Come on baby give it to me” he said thrusting harder
Matt started to rub harder and pound into me harder
“IM CUMMING IM CUMMING” I yelled out and clenched down on him as I came all over him. My thighs shaking and my knees bending as my toes pointed…..this was the most intense orgasm of my life
“Matt Matt Matt” I said as I was still coming down from my high
He let me ride out my high, and then pulled out of me stroking his dick, and cumming all over my pelvic bone and lower stomach
His lower abdomen constricting and his body shuddering forward
“Fuck fuck fuck” he said as he rode out his high
He went and grabbed a wet towel to wipe me down
“Lets shower baby” Matt said
“I agree, and maybe round 2 in the shower” I said winking at him
“I’m do-“ before he could finish his sentence we were cut off
There was banging on my ceiling coming from upstairs….Nicks room
“STOP FUCKING WEVE HEARD ENOUGH” we heard Nick yell through the vents
“SORRY” we screamed back
“IM FUCKING SCARRED” we heard Chris yell back
“WERE SORRY WERE HEADING TO FUCK IN THE SHOWER NOW” Matt yelled and I smacked him
“FUCK YOU GUYS! YOURE SICK” Nick yelled back
We ended up laughing, and heading over to the shower.
The End
Hope yall enjoyed this one too, and I’m about to start my last request and then I’m going to post my own ideas for imagines🖤🖤🤭
-J💅🏽
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piratefishmama · 1 year
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For dialogue prompts #6 with Steddie pls!!!!
Writing Prompts | No longer accepting new prompts
06.  “I don’t know if I want to know the answer, but what are you doing?”
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“I don’t know if I want to know the answer, but what are you doing?” Steve startled upright at the voice behind him, turning, his hands and the thing within them flying behind his back out of sight, he found himself looking a little downward to the judgmental gaze of two of the three members of Corroded Coffin. The one in the middle, Gareth, being the one who’d spoken.
How did he, the King of Hawkins High know of Corroded Coffin pray tell? Not important. Definitely wasn’t the painful crush he had on their magnanimous ring leader that’d had him lingering incognito at a gig at The Hideout every now and then despite it definitely not being his scene. Definitely wasn’t that. It wasn’t like he had clothes hidden in the guest room’s loft space so he could attend those gigs and blend in for that exact reason, definitely wasn’t THAT.
“Uhhh... nothing.” Nothing. Gareth raised a single brow. Nothing. “Seriously, man, nothing. What’s it to you anyway?”
“That’s Eddie’s locker, dude. He’s our friend. The hell are you doing at it? Were you trying to break in or something?”
“No” well that was believable. Fuck, why didn’t he get one of the little buttheads to do this. It’d have been easier for them! Nobody knew who they were, would have probably been mistaken for random freshmen. His face was known. He was known in Hawkins High, and he really hadn’t thought that anyone would still be there that late in the evening.
Stupid nerd clubs running late.
“Alright, I changed my mind, I absolutely do know that I wanna know the answer. What the hell are you doing to Eddie’s locker, and don’t say nothing cause I saw you fuckin with the lock, so what is it, Harrington? If this is some kind of practical joke, then cut it the fuck out, he’s never done shit to you, so leave him the fuck alone.” Maybe Eddie had verbally abused them from lunch tables once or twice, but he’d never messed with lockers or hurt any of them.
The basketball team definitely hadn’t shared his hesitance to declare war either, always doing shit unprovoked.
“I’m not—shit, I’m not doing anything bad, Jesus, could you just… I dunno… trust me? and not say anything to Eddie maybe, that you saw me here?” God he was so not sneaky, he was the worst possible ninja ever, the duo only looked more suspicious. “Ugh, look, it’s none of your actual business why I’m here, just… just move on, and uh… forget you saw me. please. I’ll buy you lunch for the next month.”
“Now that’s just extra suspicious” the other one piped up, Jeff the backup guitarist “you think our loyalty to our friend can be bought, Harrington? Cause it can’t, we can afford our own lunches.” Their parents paid for them basically. “So spill it, what do you have in your hands?”
“I have nothing in my hands, look. Im gonna go, I’m just gonna go, so lets just forget you saw me.”
“Or we could tell Eddie we saw you lurking at his locker so he c—”
“No!” Steve grabbed Gareth as the boy tried to start for the door, “No, nope, don’t do that. Why would you do that?”
“Cause you’re being really fucking suspicious and get off the threads, man.” Gareth shoved Steve’s hand away from his jacket “he has a right to know if he’s about to get punked. Especially if he hasn’t done anything to earn it.” Eddie could be pretty fuckin annoying at times sure, especially toward the basketball team, but he’d never done anything to Steve.  
“He’s not about to get punked, Jesus. That’s not—I wasn’t going to—that’s not it. Okay? It’s not. It’s just… I just—” Gareth’s eyes dipped down just in time to spot a box in Steve’s other hand, peeking out from behind his back, wrapped in red with black ribbon… his eyes narrowed “I just—” Steve was obviously grasping at straws, clearly about two seconds from panic if his tone was anything to go by, the choppy speech, the broken sentences.
Gift wrapped box. Sneakily snuck into Eddie’s locker. The date. The day it’d be tomorrow. Holy shit.
Jeff seemed to catch that lightbulb moment at the exact same moment as Gareth did because they both burst out with “It’s YOU!!” At the same time, clearly scaring the shit out of Steve who jumped back in surprise, back hitting the metal of the lockers.  
Gareth continued though “you’re the one that leaves him presents every holiday!! That’s you!” Steve’s eyes widened, clearly just about to deny any involvement when Gareth continued with “oh my god, that’s YOU?! Dude. Oh my god. Dude. Eddie’s gonna flip—”
“You can’t tell him, man” Jeff seemed to catch on quicker though, punching Gareth in the arm as if he’d done something wrong. “We can’t, that’s just… not right, dude.”
“Eddie’s not an asshole, Jeff, c’mon, he deserves to kno—"
“Nope. It’s not cool, man. Even if Eddie’s not an asshole, if Steve wants to tell him, then Steve can tell him, but until then? No. It’s not fair to take that choice from him. How would you feel if you were in his place?” Gareth seemed to consider that for a moment before his whole body deflated.
“Ugh, fine. You’re right, why are you right? Who said you could be the grown up, man, Jesus.” Gareth then turned back to the deer in headlights gaze of Steve Harrington “Alright, man. We won’t tell Eddie. He changed his combo to nine nine nine if you didn’t already know, but I swear if that’s not some real tasty chocolate or some other nice thing that’ll make him feel all gooey tomorrow, we tell Eddie exactly who left it there, and he can corner you himself, got it?”
“…Got it. You uh… you won’t tell anyone else… right?”
“Nah” Jeff answered for him “We don’t tell on our own people, man. Your secrets safe.”
“Thanks. M’not… like… fully, y’know… I’m just—It doesn’t matter, will you both just… I dunno, go? Not like… not like I’m not thrilled you’re being cool but—” he was nervous enough, he didn’t need an audience watching him do something he’d always managed to be sneaky as all hell with before. Someone had to spot him eventually.
“Heh, sure thing, man. But remember, if that’s not something that makes Eddie smile tomorrow, all niceties are off. Got it?” Steve nodded quick to Jeffs warning, which seemed to be enough, because the boy moved to push Gareth toward the doors, away from the scene of Steve’s little holiday crimes, leaving him there to finish up and disappear into the night back to his castle.
Both hopeful, and thankfully thrilled when they attended school the next day, to find Eddie, excitedly bouncing on his heels by his locker with a box of fancy homemade chocolates, a beautiful little dice bag in his hands, and Steve Harrington, barely visible in the throng of teens bustling through the hallways, trying very hard to remain inconspicuous as he watched the reaction from a distance, hope that Eddie liked his gift in his gaze so blatantly obvious even from a distance that they couldn't believe nobody had figured him out yet.
Someday. They figured. Given how determined Steve was to remember every single holiday... someday. They'd find each other properly someday. But until that day...
Eddie had a really cool new dicebag to show off to them.
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superkirbylover · 8 months
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I can't believe no one has suggested pony Peppino and Rainbow dash have a race. I know that Dash will more likely win in a normal race, but if it was like a level of Pizza Tower then Peppino would totally win.
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trust me, you're not the only ask i've gotten about it
i could see this being like, peppino REALLY not wanting to actually take up the offer to race because he'd rather just be doing his job. but at the same time seeing somepony be really interested in his skills outside of pizza is kind of flattering... maybe he finally accepts it later after a few days and dash is fucking stunned at his show of skill. like they come really close, and maybe peppino fuckin beats her not because of speed (though it comes really close) but because he's able to act quickly on his hooves. moral of the story is uhhh don't judge a pizza by its box
also i just realized. i don't even need to come up with a pony name for peppino, do i? his fucking name, "peppino spaghetti" sounds so fucking ridiculous already. it already sounds like the name of an italian who make-a da pizza. that's fucked up
same with gustavo actually... probably could tack a last name onto him. who knows
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a small, slightly strange, slightly devastating hardwon and moonshine treat for @stone-stars as part of @naddpodgifting.
Transcript:
This is a series of clips edited together, skipping some moments in certain episodes. Skips ahead will be marked with line breaks. The episodes used, in order, are C1E99, C1E100, C1E57, C1E99, C1E92, C3E41, C3E41, and C1E99. Used throughout are lines from "If We Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit. Those lyrics are in bold.
If we were vampires and death was a joke Moonshine (Emily): How long do half-elves live? We'd go out on the sidewalk and smoke Hardwon (Jake): And I wanna keep on living in that world. I wanna be a part of the Crick. I, I just wanna live next door to, to Ol' Cobb, I wanna learn from Maw Maw. [Emily gasps] Hardwon: And, hell, I wanna keep hanging out with you, so... Moonshine [overlapping]: It - Hardwon: If you'll find me a stump. -- Moonshine: Hardwon, I promise, you are gonna love our lazy afternoons and our rowdy evenings. [Caldwell laughs] Hardwon: I truly can't wait. Moonshine (/Emily): I give him a big hug. Hardwon (/Jake) [slightly choked up]: I hug her back. Laugh at all the lovers and their plans Jake (/Hardwon): I'm going to kiss Moonshine. [Murph gasps] -- Murph: Um - Hardwon: You're beautiful, is all I'm trying to say. [Emily laughs] -- Queen Ezra (Murph): Oh, you think you can save her. Hardwon: I think she can save herself. I wouldn't feel the need to hold your hand Hardwon: It doesn't matter how I feel about Moonshine, cause she's gonna do whatever the hell she wants anyway, and that's, that's one of the reasons why I fuckin' worship her. Maybe time running out is a gift Hardwon: Wait a second, no, hit me. Murph [overlapping at the beginning]: [points at] Moonshine, and is going to cast Power Word Kill -- Jake (/Hardwon): I just run over to Moonshine with the, with the book, and even if it doesn't do anything I'd at least like to kneel down there and, uh, sob quietly. [Caldwell laughs] Hardwon: You like these, right? [Caldwell laughs louder] Hardwon: Read this book. Read, read that. And wake up. -- Murph: Uh, you see her fungal form, uhhh, falls apart around her - Hardwon [overlapping for the rest of the statement]: No no no no no no Murph: - like a dead flower losing its petals Hardwon: no no, no no no. -- Hardwon: Bring her back, and I'll come. Bring her back. I'll work hard 'til the end of my shift Moonshine [over static]: So, I think, if, I don't know where you went to, but if, if you can come back? Things, things are bad. I, I think we've only got maybe another week. Oh, I, oh, I - I gotta go. Hardwon, please! And give you every second I can find Hardwon: Moonshine, I'm - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I left, but that's - that's not important. I'm - I hear you. I'm coming, girl. -- Moonshine [over static]: Hardwon, it's damn good to hear your voice. And it'll be even better to see your face. Get here. And hope it isn't me who's left behind. Moonshine: I guess, if I'm being honest, I just don't know what it's gonna be like to know Bahumia without Hardwon Surefoot. [voice breaking] And there's a part of me that doesn't wanna find out what that feels like.
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twisted-gremlin · 18 hours
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So uhhh
Twisted Wonderland Yandere Purge AU
The ideas here stem from @yanderemommabean and @blughxreader for the og creator and some excellent world biulding- so here I am- just adding this to a gay ass mobile game
Yan Twst students x Reader
Twisted Wonderland, is a... odd world. Filled with magic, odd creatures, and the sort. It's the perfect place for a loner nerd like yourself to be!
The school and the land in itself feels so nostalgic to you. Things that you learn about each town, city, and country, just make all sorts of sence to you.
Then... you got 22 red letters. Grabbing one at random you open it to read the contents of what's inside.
Dear Shrimpy♡
Here we have this thing called the Purge. It's comes from the rose place, so we also do it here since teens tend to often get someone they adore so much that they just rip out the troats of whoever they talk to♡
Whops~ I said the quiet part out loud~
Do wait nicely for me when the day comes, it be soon♡ I can't wait to squeeze you tightly and keep you close forever♡
Love,
Your favorite Eel♡
Ok- the purge. In this fuckin Disney ass world?- do they even own that- I guess they own half of all media so MAYBE- (nope, it's own by Universal)
Opening the other letters there was more talking about this purge, and how that they are going to keep you here forever and keep you safe.
What the fuck?-
Grim was in the corner happily snacking on 22 tuna cans.
"Grim"
"What is it henchman, can't you see I'm haveibg the feast if a lifetime!"
"Uh-huh- and- do tell me- who gave you all that tuna?"
"You know- all the guys that we helped out and kicked the asses of"
"..."
"Yeah- along with Ace and Deuce. They seemed to be getting along- witch was odd'
"Crap they are teaming up- oh no- that means-" others are probably teaming up too-
Not good not good-
Let's see here so it's people that I know-
We have Floyd as 'your favorite Eel' and he called me Shrimpy so obvious giveaway-
Fuck Tsunataro also signed it in his Nickname and called me child of man. He dosent know much about this, so thar could be either safe or very dangerous
Two your queens- oddly enough- but probably Vil and Riddle
One that called me Waifu/Husabando/Spouseu signed by Gloomurai
A big sis/bro/sib from someone, seemingly young so maybe ortho- witch isn't at all good
Two knights, one calling me their dream
One written in shakespirian for whatever reason
... I just realized this one has feathers and a shit ton of money in it and called me their jewl
One of the more scaryer ones just says I'm comeing, dont fight it
And more oddities.
Well, might aswell use that cash that, maybe Kalim? Sent me to get some defense. Or maybe bribe Azul- scraych that, Floyd and Jade are after me.
I don't want to hide in town and get them hurt...
Oh what to do- what to do-
Knock
Knock
Knock
"Child of man?"
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jacenotjason · 6 months
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hellooo!! helloo!! I have... I have TWO QUESTIONS!! 1. How would each of them react to someone being homophobic/transphobic towards them? 2. uhhh how would they react if they saw their parents? especially the ones that don't like/have never met parents (i was gonna put something else for the second one but uhhh i frogor uh oh)
OH BOY TWO QUESTIONS!! Ok lets all pray Tumblr doenst eat this its gonna be a lot
Ok first question, how would they react to someone being queerphobic to them?
Eddie: “mhm… sure…” he does not care. He deosnt really listen to people in the first place, the second you start trying to offend him he just tones you out. He does not give half a shit. Maybe if you keep talking.. a fuck will fall into his hand!
Poppy: being queerphobic to her?? Eh. Who cares. She lived through a homophobic cult and also bigoted parents, shes got tough skin. Being queerphobic to her children? PREPARE TO CATCH THESE TALONS BIIIITCH
Julie: absolutely roasts you. She takes one look at you and digs up your nastiest trauma some how. Like this “ew a girl dating a girl thats gay (idk how to be homophobic)” “? *looks up and down* okay? I didn’t ask, go tell your mom. Oh, wait shes dead isn’t she? And your father isn’t even present, he left when you were 6 and you had to rely on your Grandfathers homophobic ideology and your Grandmothers abuse. I don’t care what you have to think.” Then the homophobe just lays on the floor in the fetal position.
Sally: “196.251.208.6” get doxxed.
Frank: he just starts crying :( then he goes and tells Eddie and hes gonna stab you
(How do you even be homophobic to someone questioning??) Barnaby: “I know my identity isn’t the root of your anger.. come here, sit down, lets talk it out..” uuuh free therapy? He just summons tea bc all grandpas have the ability to just summon tea
Howdy: i actually have no idea. Ik hes sort of gotten this reputation as violent but hes- guys hes pathetic. He probably just laughs at them and shoos them away, maybe pull the gun from under the counter if he needs to
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OK ooo o this ones a little less fun.. if they met their parents
Eddie: quick Eddie lore he was raised in joint custody, his parents hate each other so… uhm.. were getting the gang back together! He’d probably just sit with his face in his hands as his parents fight like “Ohmygod.. guys stop” they blame each other for how Eddie ended up and hes like “Im literally right here”
Poppy: shes long gotten over her fear of her parents. She’s happy and thats all that matters, she’ll happily tell off her parents like a GIRLBOSS YEAAAHHH happily explain how she escaped the cult they sent her too and how happy she is rn
Julie: uhm.. Julie’s parents are dead. Next question. Lmao ok but fr if she like.. came back to life she’d be so happy :3 she, and all the other joyfuls, were raised by a single mom and Julie got all her “men are trash, defend urself, never be afraid to punch a man” type ideology from her mom and her mom was super accepting and she misses herrr :((
Sally: now you may think Sally has a terrible relationship with her parents.. but she doesnt :3 shes unable to see her mom (for agoraphobic, mental health, and also legal reasons) but she loves her a lot. Her mom did sort of raise her in shitty conditions, but Sally doesn’t blame her at all and misses her a lottt wah
Frank: no
Barnaby: ooohh no… so uuh lore for those that dont know, Barnaby’s parents gave him up to the “”””boarding school”””” when he was four and he doesnt remember them. He’d probably be happier then he should to meet them, but most definitely get gaslit by his parents :( like they have what Barnaby thinks is a normal conversation but really isnt.. someone stop it q-p
Howdy: he fuckin loves his dad!! And all his family!!! And he sees them regularly, so itd just be a normal visit
AAA big post ee
Also tumblr didnt eat it thank u tumblr
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orcelito · 2 years
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I unpacked A Box. I'm trying out this new thing called unpacking One Box per day. So that I can finally get all this shit unpacked. I moved here a YEAR ago and im only making an effort to unpack now.
It happens.
#speculation nation#IT WAS THE STORAGE I DIDNT HAVE THE STORAGE FOR UNPACKING#i yell as if i didnt have plenty of space for clothes in my dressors that went unused lmao#i unpacked a box of tshirts and jeans today that's been sitting in my room for at Least 9 months#yesterday my headache made me not wanna unpack BUT the day before i unpacked the box with all my pocket knives in it#at this point most of my boxes left r clothes. tho i do have a box of assorted electronics (mostly my wii & wii games)#and a box of kitchen stuff. and a box with some random closet shit.#Not normal clothes tho. my kenma cosplay is in there (i know bc tally dragged that wig out SEVERAL times)#almost definitely cant fit into those shorts anymore bc they were tight on me at 17 and my hips have Definitely grown#but i could maybe wear the jersey 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 i still love him so like Maybe#me unpacking my tshirts was like 'oh i forgot i had a p4 shirt! oh i forgot i had an evangelion shirt! oh i forgot i had-'#i have a p4 shirt. evangalion. 2 kingdom hearts. 2 legend of zelda (1 of which is botw specifically)#uhhh theres also flcl. AND also some band tshirts#found my one ok rock tshirt!!!! cant believe i went to a concert in 2017 & only really became a fan AFTER in 2021#it's a cool fuckin shirt tho. i also saw set it off in that concert as the opener. which i had Zero idea who they were then lol#oh i also have a bob ross tshirt. AND a gay cat tshirt. as in 'proud owner of a gay cat'. also some cat theme shirts that are gay.#uhm i have a lot of tshirts i have and barely wear bc i only wear my uniform shirts when going out lol#but at least i remember they exist!!! and they r easily accessible again. Yes.
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chocotonez · 2 years
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skz reaction: finding an item that isn’t your’s in their car (prank gone wrong) (cops called) (3am!!)
a/n: writing this on the plane LMAO, I decided to take a more uhhh general approach to this request? Nothing in the nature made me uncomfortable I just had a lot of ideas, but if you wanted me to do specifically do the items you requested just lmk lovely anon! xoxo
warnings/genre: angst w happy-ish ending, hcs mixed with scenarios, somewhat proofread, crying n arguing sorry
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chan
-At first he is absolutely terrified when you pull out a press on nail from below the seat
-Maybe his sister left it there when he last visited?? one of his members trying a new style?? he literally does not know and he’s panicking.
-gaslit to the extreme because he like genuinely believes he did something wrong even if he hasn’t had anyone else but you in his car for the past week
-“That genuinely isn’t your’s? But I swear I haven’t picked up any girl, babe, please, I’m serious that I have no idea where that came from-“
-you started feeling bad halfway because he was tearing up and then you were like, “it was a prank I’m sorry! This is an old nail babe!”
-He was not at all amused
“Are you kidding me?” He laughed dryly, clutching the wheel with white knuckles.
“I didn’t expect you to genuinely believe me, Chris, I’m sorry-“ you tried, awkwardly saving the tik tok to your drafts.
“I just…? Babe, that’s such a stupid joke, I genuinely thought I did something wrong…” You looked over at him, his teeth sucked and face tense. “Never do that to me again, please?”
minho
-It blows up immediately, but like not in the way your video went viral, more of that he was pissed
-not really at you?? but just at the absurdity of the situation because do you really think that he’s fooled by the fact the car smells like the old body spray you stopped using a few weeks ago? not getting past him, sorry babe
-I think it’ll get kinda toxic where he’ll be like “are you literally insane this is ur old body spray, I literally never drive anyways why would I pick up anyone else but you??” Like not manipulative because it’s the truth but it’s sorta mean in the way he says it
-you eventually just get pissed off and admit it was just a prank
-“yea no shit” -him
“How dumb do you think I am?” He clicked his tongue, parking in front of your place. “Seriously, if you wanted to play such a stupid joke on me you have to be smarter with it.” You huffed in annoyance, rolling your eyes.
“You know, if I ever actually accused you of cheating and you acted like this we would’ve broken up by now.”
“No? So it’s not right for me to get mad at me over you just randomly accusing me when I didn’t do anything?”
“It was a joke!” You exclaimed, finally turning to face him. He grabbed your face, kissing you, frustrated and rough, but his grip on your skin was gentle.
“And you think my feelings for you are?”
changbin
-I feel like he’d immediately burst into tears even though he didn’t do anything, he just didn’t like that you were upset cuz now he was upset too even though he has no idea where a scrunchie both of you have never seen came from
-not really begging but more just like pleading for you to understand he genuinely has no clue where tf it came from
-“I’m always at the studio how would I even have time to cheat on you!!”
-you felt so bad and who wouldn’t because making changbin feel bad is actually a crime
“Binnie, I’m sorry, it was just a joke, I put it there.”
“Why would you do that?!” He exclaimed, wiping his face with the tissue paper you handed him.
“I-I’m sorry, I just thought you wouldn’t react like this. You know I’d never really think you’d cheat on me, okay? I love you.”
“Then you should know that I would never do something like that to you. You know I love you, okay? Please don’t ever make my loyalty a joke.”
hyunjin
-silent treatment because he mainly doesn’t know how to react but because he’s also like there’s no fuckin way
-he knows for a fact he would never cheat on you with someone who’d leave their extensions behind.
-“Jagi. Do you really think I’d break your heart over a girl who’s wearing 5$ extensions?”
-your attempts are laughable but he genuinely cannot fathom the fact you’re worried, he either immediately thinks it’s a joke or this is some weird fever dream
-it’s very frustrating to keep trying to fool a man who can’t be fooled </3 so you admit it was a joke
“See? That wasn’t so hard,” he teased.
“I didn’t think you’d figure it out immediately.”
“I didn’t think it was a joke, love. I just know I wouldn’t leave you for anything, especially someone with cheap extensions.”
“You are so…” you sighed, relieved it didn’t blow over in an argument. “I know, and I love you.”
“Love you too, but if you wanna do a prank, at least think ahead next time, okay? Good try.”
han
-bursts into tears pt2
-I think he’s like Chan where he genuinely believed someone other than you left behind a face mask with makeup staining the interior, but also he doesn’t know anyone who wears that lip shade other than you?? but you wouldn’t lie to him about this right??
-it’s not naivety it’s trust, he genuinely believes your worries are valid and it’s sweet but also upsetting to watch him tear up and panic
-you finally just admit you left it there as a joke, and he gives you the silent treatment for a solid ten minutes
“Hannie?”
“…I can’t believe you right now, you’re always playing with my feelings.”
“I’m sorry Han, I didn’t think you’d believe it. You know I’d never think you would cheat on me, right?”
“No, y/n, I don’t know that, that’s why I was freaking out!” He exclaimed, sighing. You looked down at your feet, regretting the idea. “It’s not that I don’t trust you like that, but I don’t know if you trust me.”
“But I-“
“Well I don’t know that. I love you, but it’s hard to remember you love me too.”
“Well I do,” you insisted, narrowing your eyes. “I love and trust you.” He gave you a side glance, biting his bottom lip.
“I love you, and I trust you too. But never do this again, please?”
felix
-he finds the ring before you do, a small piece that you probably wouldn’t wear. it doesn’t rlly look like your style, but oh well
-has never felt fear like that when you respond with “uhhh ive never seen that before?” (lie)
-smh y/n do better </3
-he’s just really confused, he doesn’t immediately realize that finding this piece is an implication he’s cheating on you, so he thinks some rando broke into your car
-you have to sorta push the fact it’s a piece of jewelry that isn’t your’s that was found in his passenger’s seat
-gets very defensive when he realizes that’s what ur implying
-is relieved but not happy when you drop the act
“Darling, you’d know I wouldn’t do that to you, did anyone borrow the car? Weren’t you with your friends the other day?”
“Felix, we never drive anywhere unless it’s you and me!”
“But I’ve never-“ You notice his eyes beginning to swell with frustrated tears, as he ran a hand through his hair. “I just don’t know what you want me to say? I’ve never seen this ring before.”
“Lix…don’t cry, okay? It was just a stupid prank. I put thé ring there.”
“But why would you do that? Don’t you know I’d never cheat on you?” He sniffled, trying to disguise the fact there were already tears running down his cheek.
“I do, that’s why it was a prank. You’d never hurt me like this, okay? I’m sorry.” He embraced you, squeezing you until it was as heart wrenching as he felt.
“It was a really mean prank, darling.”
seungmin
-very defensive when you question him about a bracelet you found in his bathroom that doesn’t look like anything either of you own
-v tired and I feel like he’s not at all the type interested in repetitive and unproductive discussions so he might just snap and it starts becoming an argument
-so insanely done w the conversation that he really might just sleep on the couch
-you just want it to end because it’s getting really touchy so you say it was a joke
-he is not pleased :|, but he takes it a lot better than the others
“That’s the stupidest joke I’ve ever heard,” he blurted, staring at your upset figure. He immediately felt bad, knowing he was a bit harsh, but seriously, it felt like you were gaslighting him!”
“I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I did this-“
“No, I’m sorry too. I shouldn’t have reacted like this, especially if it was serious.” You hugged him immediately, sighing and muttering an apology.
“You know I trust you, okay? I’m sorry.”
“I love you, don’t ever question it.
jeongin
-yknow I was thinking what about doing this prank and it turns out they were actually cheating on u lmao
-anyways yea he’s annoyed because he thinks it’s a waste of time and he doesn’t even know where that hair clip came from
-but he wants to make sure you feel heard because he LOVES u ok!! even though the things ur saying e stupid and very obviously false!!
-I think he’d be the one most likely to acknowledge this was probably a prank, and then you have to admit it because you know you lost </3
-sure it was annoying but it was cute you tried
“Hey, don’t pull stuff like that again okay? It’s pointless, and you know I hate being mad.”
“I’m sorry, I just thought it would be a fun trend.”
“I know, I’m sorry if I was mean too. I just didn’t wanna be accused of something I didn’t do, okay?” You smiled, holding him closer as he ran his hands through your hair. “When did you get that hair clip anyways?”
“The convenience store.”
“Knew it. I love you more than anything, so don’t expect me to give you up so easily.”
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Heres some games ive been playing:
Mario Wonder is very cool and a fun mario game, dont think its winning any serious awards though.
Got back to playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG, if you are any one of those adjectives i suggest checking it out. Cute and emotional and really funny and epic swaggy. i think theres a demo on their website also.
Mario RPG remake is fun. i found the lack of a more detailed soundscape to be odd, no text noises and some enemies look like they should be making sounds but dont. i played the original like 4 years ago and thought it was fine, this feels more fun to play than that.
New Warioware was a little disappointing. No silly toys to unlock and motion controls were a little unresponsive at points.
I played a little bit of Who's Lila, which is like... a horror puzzle game about controlling your face? Its SO weird and so confusing and i got lost and kinda just dropped it. No idea about anything at all in this game.
My friend convinced me to play Dont Starve Together. A lot of "What the fuck do i do to live" and then "Ok everything i do makes it harder to survive". Started getting fun like 10 hours in once i started understanding things a bit more.
Deltarune Chapter 3 was alright, Stylep Groove was maybe my favorite song even though the fuckin channel switching puzzle was awful. Pierre my beloved....
Im not good at thinking, but despite that I decided to start playing FEZ. I havent gotten to anything really puzzley yet but so far its charming.
Other hyperfixation i have rn is Keyboards. Im looking into getting a pretty custom keyboard that sounds nice and feels good. Im still researching switches, ordered some test ones today! Dont know what im gonna do about a case though, but i know i need a hotswappable one because i REFUSE to solder anything. (if you have any suggestions please let me know :) )
And uhhh think thats about it WAIT! Music recommendations. Very into Vylet Pony rn, and EX-LYD released a new single thats pretty nice. Also slowly going through Patricia Taxxon's "TECHDOG", which goes from "strange, slightly overwhelming noise that are sometimes bops" to "i feel like i just jacked my brain into a computer and god is speaking to me through it".
alright thats it. have fun today :)
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pastadoughie · 3 months
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ermm uhhh uhmmm yeah hi
some rowensumptions (aka the immediate vibes i think u have based on ur blog/posts): >> blanket enjoyer. has lots of fuzzy blankies, w fun patterns mayb. blankie nest even, who knows >> has worn a cat ear headband out to school or wherever at least once. not like costume ears either, the cute metal headbands w like jewels or flowers on the cat ears. >> u have fall enjoyer vibes. but i cannot tell whether u are a warm apple cider or a hot cocoa or a pumpkin spice latte type fall enjoyer. maybe all three. could be all of em. that would be neat. >> peak character naming skills. idk why. its just the thing. >> generally u seem v chill 👍
okay bye *poofs*
i with i coul have fuzzy blanket but i onley ever see them when im at one of the horrid nightmare dimention storese n theyr always like, 2 small and 2 expensive so i have nevor actualey purchased them i just pet them and thenm be like oh god thats a terribl price n thenm walk awaey, i do have. alot of plushiese tho
2) have close 2 zero reccolection of beinhg in skoole cant conform nor deny but also that would be 100% in chr
c) i love. the idea. offall like it looks so pretty. but we dont have fall hear becaus it is, the desert we dont, we onley have like, fuckin, palm trees and cacti and shrubs, n it doesnt actually rlly get liek, cold until wintor. and even then its not cold enouf 2 nesssesitate ever liek, dressing warmor. u can literally wear shortse n tshort all year round in az and ull be fine. i think prolley a hot cocoa person but liek, i havent had it yrs, idk i used to liek it alot its just i dont evor go out of my way 2 hav it, i dont think i have evor had anything pumpkin spiec flavor, and i odnt thiknk ive evor had cidor eaithor? i like most thingse appol flavor so i woul prolly liek it tho
4) subgectiv so cant comment
7) imchill in that i dont rlly have much of an emoshinal response 2 alot of thingse and also i liek 2 think that im v acceptying n open mindede but not chill in that i am soso scared of peopl all thea tiem
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