#wait what’s that floating up there

[emry-stars-art]

You know when babies are so tired that they’re fussing too much to sleep until you put their head down on your shoulder or something and they pass out immediately

Baby shark has been swimming for a long time with no way to take a break. Hello Whalemack 🐋

(More on Whalemack here)

#whalemack was just swimming #wait what’s that floating up there #it’s coming closer falling through the water #oh there’s fins #and a body and arms and that’s a mer #so Wymack goes to check and it’s a baby shark that is MUCH too still #and he’s been around for a while he knows things #he knows baby shark mers aren’t supposed to be still #so he catches the baby in his arms and holds him so he can sleep #without waking up every minute needing to breathe #TT #and he continues taking care of Andrew whenever he finds the shark/Andrew lets him help #unrelated. realistically I know mammal mers would have short hair or their hair tied back #so it’s not IMMENSELY HEAVY #but I wanted to give Wymack gorgeous flowing locks #just once #as a treat #anyway #next post will be royal au or something else I promise #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #david wymack #mer au #sharkdrew au #oops all mers au #sharkdrew #whalemack

[apollo-zero-one]

Everybody talking about how lucky PC players are to get to play 1.6 but I've seen no one mention that aaaallll the mods don't work now and it's the first time some of us have played unmodded in years, I forgot how hard the beginning of a new save is 💀

Also hey if you can and want to, I bet your favorite mod creators would love some donations as they work on updating compatibility! I know that's what I'm doing today!

#stardew valley #stardew 1.6 #Sorry to the fishing aid users and the texture users lmao #I opened up my 100% file to see how much more progress there is to be made and some of my mods left residual glitches. i have 4 children lol #That farm is also set up for Automate so most of the machines are inaccessible djdjdj #I also had the bathroom mod so all my furniture is floating in yhe void lmao #Even starting a new file my lazy ass has had Auto-Water Crops on forever and having to water my crops on PC is exhaaaausting #as in literally it drains my character's energy waaaahhh #I do also play on switch so it's not like I don't recognize/remember how to play w/out mods I jjust I Miss Them already #I only play on PC when I specifically want to play with mods on lol #omg what about people with SDV Expanded omg y'all may have lost your regular spouse even- im so sorry 😔 We must wait longer #Anyway PSA if your favorite mod creator has like a patreon or anything go donate to them #actually im putting that up in the main text #sdv mods

[aesthetic-uni]

I know I’m late to the party but Oh My God™️

#uni talks about the universe #hbomberguy #james somerton #I’ve been watching the video in increments #so everytime I pause and think ‘it can’t get worse’ #guess what the fuck happens when I come back #I’ve never watch James somerton but I have seen his videos floating around #but now thank god I haven’t #by the way-no hate to anyone who was fooled by them #how the fuck were you suppose to know that their entire life was a life #anyway I cannot wait for how these people try to clamber their way back #don’t even talk about Blair to me cause holy shit that woman has a lot of skeleton in her closet #I’m pretty sure they all do but I’m mentioning Blair specifically because I was keeping up on the story for her ngl #I do think internet historian is going to come out unscathed #mostly because his fans just doesn’t care #but the rest? not so easy I think #and obviously it’s fucking over for James Somerton #that man is dead. we witness a live execution. and then liked and subscribed

[rohirric-hunter]

I love the Green Dragon keg that only teleports you to the Green Dragon.

#lotro #like. i dont know what i expected. #anyway i think that this will be very useful for farmers faire #also might be useful for shortening inn league initiation runs #im thinking... teleport from the golden perch to your house and hit up this keg to take you to the green dragon #then leave the green dragon and go to the floating log instead #obviously #but i bet it will save you a lot of time on what is tbh the longest leg of the trip #well the longest leg if you have swift travel between brockenborings and stock #if you dont then thats the longest leg #but at least you can always slow horse it and it takes you right where you need to go #as opposed to slow horsing it from stock to hobbiton and then getting off at frogmorton which is currently the way i do it #anyway when midsummer fest starts ill time it and see #it also depends on if you can put the keg outside i think #if you have to wait for multiple loading screens to get to it then it might not be so good #just tested it and it can be placed in yard hooks #also if anyones wondering why i have an optimized route for the inn league initiation quest #its because the inn league initiation quest is THE way to get lixp during festivals #because the inn league initiation quest is 7 quests in a trenchcoat #and you get lixp for all of them #same for the ale association run in bree but like bree is laggy during festivals #i dont want to be doing timed shit there

[enchanting-grom-fright]

did u know

#i don’t know when i but i’m taller it must be something in the water #i grew up here til it all went up in flames except the notches in the door frame #my recurring dream i’m at the movies i don’t remember what i’m seeing the screen turns into a tidal wave #when the speed kicks in i go to the store for nothing #the house where u lived with snow white i wonder if she ever though the storybook tiles on the roof were too much #the drugstores r open all night the only real reason i moved to the east side #and here everyone knows ur the way to my heart hear so many stories of u at the bar #either i’m careless or i wanna get caught #i can’t open and forget how to talk bcs even if i could wouldn’t know where to start wouldn’t know where to stop #close my eyes fantisize three clicks and i’m home #when i get back i’ll lay around then i’ll get up and lay back down #i know i know i know #like a wave that crashed and melted on the shore not even the burnouts r out here anymore #either way we’re not alone i’ll find a new place to be from a haunted house with a picket fence to float around and ghost my #friends no i’m not afraid to disappear the billboard said the end is here i turned around there was nothing there yea ig the end is here #and now my feet can’t touch the bottom of u #of somebody who loves u more #so i will wait for the next time u want me like a dog with a bird at ur door #and there’s something i’m supposed to say but i can’t remember what it is #and if and if i could give u the moon i would give u the moon #u r sick and ur married and u might be dying #i would do anything for u i would do anything i will do anything #laying down on the lawn i’m tired of trying to get in the house i’m thinking out loud #i’ve been playing dead my whole life #i hate ur mom i hate it when she opens her mouth it’s amazing to me how much u can say when u don’t know what ur talking abt #i feel something when i see u #bcs i don’t know what i want until a fuck it up #i’ll climb through the window again but rn it feels good not to stand #day off in kyoto got bored at the temple looked around at the 711 the band took the speed train to the arcade i wanted to go but i didnt #called me from a pay phone they still got pay phones it cost a dollar a minute

[nyaskitten]

Never thought Chima would enter my realm of consciousness again, but here we are

neither did I, neither did I... but now we live in a world where, because of one idea the Hagemans randomly decided to throw in as a joke in season 5, a whole other show exists in the Ninjago canon and there's a scary possibility we'll see them again.

#I think itd be cool if they brought back the Scorpion or Spider or Bat tribes or members of them for some new villainous faction #would prolly not happen but a raine can hope can he not? #also i wonder if chi's been distributed to the other lands as well. god how did chima even fucking merge #bc at the end of the show they reveal that the land we're familiar with is just one floating land and theres such a huge and vast land #and theres so much more life and shit like what the fuck ... #WAIT CRAZY STUPID CRACK THEORY THAT PROBABLY WOULDNT WORK BUT WOULD BE REALLY REALLY CVOOOOL #OK OK OK SO SO SOOO #IMAGINE #IF #THE LAND WE SAW AT THE END OF THE CHIMA FINALE #ALLL THAT LAND #IS GONNA SHOW UP AGAIN #BUT ITS ACTUALLY THE MERGED REALMS #WOULDNT THAT BE BIZARRE? #LIKE THEY RE-PURPOISE THE GIANT VAST LANS BENEATH CHIMA AS THE MERGED REALMS #TAKING ONE IDEA FROM YEARS AGO AND VASTLY REPURPOSING IT #ninjago #asks #raine's rambles #twistedmashup

[belle--ofthebrawl]

A few days late but I've only just gathered the emotional strength to go through my concert goodies. Bracelets, a sticker and one banana.

#my most vivid memory besides the pick #is looking up at the ceiling during dance macabre and reaching out my hand to catch all the confetti floating in the air #i think i might have cried a little bit then #because if you'll permit me to get personal in the tags of my own post in my own blog #but when i saw them last year i was so miserable where i was and so stressed out #and i cried the entire three hour drive home because I didn't want the dream to be over #and this year everything and everyone was so wonderful and added to the experience in their own little ways #and now the dream is over. but I'm not sad about it. i put the pick in a velvet lined silver box #put the signed photograph in an old frame #and went to bed in a place that was finally my home. #I can't wait to see what's in store next.

[gatheringkeepsakes]

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#need a new job so bad #this one makes me violent #spend all my time either waiting for shit to do #or doing the most asinine and pointless things that just don't matter #and i'm not learning anything new and there's no room for growth and it's so fucking boring #and the communication and project organizing is so unbelievably bad #i wanted to go to an emergency protest against what's going on you know where #i was all wrapped up and ready to head out early for the day #and then 20 mins before I have to leave I'm given another hour+ worth of work that could have been done earlier #but they weren't clear enough with the instruction #saw some article floating around here the other day about how your boss has more of an impact on your health than your doctor #and yeah #i could be drawing or doing work that actually matters to me #but instead i'm changing 0.001 of a decimal point in engineer manuals and not allowed to go march for smth a million times more important #GRUMBLE GRUMBLE MAD

[willowfey]

what do u do on days u wake up feeling empty and the only things that stir smth up in ur brain and body are memories of times/places that are long gone…. like what am i supposed to do with that….. i don’t feel like a person today i just wanna wake up in my childhood bedroom and smell the way it smelled in winter but i can’t do that so i just go through my day feeling vaguely nauseously unsettled and untethered…. and that doesn’t feel fair but i don’t know what can be done about it

#i know i sound like a broken record but i miss my trees. i miss feeling like i’m home. i miss feeling safe in my body. #i miss the owls and doves that fill the morning by my grandma’s old house and the smell of the co-op and the river #and the way the mountains look surrounding the valley. protecting me. #i miss the feeling of my hands on the window in winter and reading my favourite books for the first time i miss chris i miss my old bed #i miss myself. i feel like i’ve been lost for years #sometimes i wake up distracted and i fill my brain with anything i can find and i cheat the system and i feel things #for a little while. if i keep moving fast enough i forget that i’m lonely. i forget that i’m lost #but sometimes i stop and it catches up to me and i have to sit on the floor #sometimes i realise how far from home i am in every sense of the word and i feel like a child lost in a supermarket #except this time no one is coming to find me if i just stand still #i wake up and everything i can think of that would make me happy is a mirage #i wake up and the music isn’t enough and i want to start pedalling backwards and i feel like i’m floating very fast downstream #and there’s a waterfall looming somewhere in the distance and i can’t grab a log #im not gonna fall off. nothing is ever bad enough for anyone to worry about me drowning. but i am still very wet and very far from home #so what. do. i. do. ? #when i was a kid we lived in a house that had a very large oak tree out front (this was before the house with the willow tree) #at the base of the oak tree was a small fairy pond. we moved in during winter and it was frozen solid and u couldn’t see anything in it #but come spring it melted and we discovered the fairy pool was chock full of marbles of all colours and sizes. hundreds of them. #it was so thrilling to know they’d been waiting for me all winter to find them in the warmth. where are the marbles now #is anything waiting for me? is anything hiding in the frozen pond? #@the universe: i need a little help now pls. pls send me something small and colourful i wasn’t expecting. hundreds of them. or just one. #i am open to it all #because i can’t go back in time and smell my childhood bedroom in winter. and i will not go over the waterfall. so bring me marbles #~ signed yours truly. ps tell the trees i’m still the same

[cookinguptales]

y’all I drink sparingly these days but when I tell you that I am making some enormously powerful cocktails to get me through tonight’s episode

#wwdits #I just got out of the habit of drinking and why get back in #my pre-game is peach izze with brown sugar bourbon and maybe a scoop of ice cream to make a lil float #as an after-dinner dessert #the one I've got saved for the episode itself is pomegranate izze with apple brandy and a splash of yuzu vodka to brighten it up #bless you izze your carbonated juices are my favorite mixer #and if either of these is not strong enough I will add liquor until it is #OH WAIT BRO what if I use grand marnier instead of yuzu that'd be delish #I'll try both and see what tastes better

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Anyway in my opinion professor villainous and lord boxman are dating since pv's first appearance and pv just doesn't like boxman as much as boxman likes him

#random thoughts #ok ko #their situationship is complicated #like if boxman 100% stopped initiating meet-ups their relationship would fizzle out #it's like this cycle of 'im tired of being the only one initiating conversation im gonna wait til he calls me first' #to 'we haven't talked in like a week 🥺🥺🥺 i miss him' #boxy you're a strong independant chicken. android. thing. who don't need no man #also him calling pv pv is 100% warranted the full thing is a mouthfull #not even conveniently shortened to anything #i would just call him prof like a class clown who gets too chummy with his professors #is he even a professor. what's his field of study. biology? #anyway at the point in time which is the beginning of villains' night out (i paused at the beginning cuz. cringe) #pv thinks boxy is interesting and they share interests but he's not invested enough to label their relationship to one another #he's obviously annoyed with his . . . antics . . . but puts up with it? why? #putting up with him in the hopes that he puts out heyooooo #anyway i was looking up boxy's fan page for his villain level and guys. why is sonic there. why is sonic mentioned in the ok ko fanwiki. #im paused on the bit right before fink (im assuming she's gonna do this) notices and touches the clearly labeled DO NOT TOUCH barrel #and like girl PLEASE touch it and make pv get mad at boxy for it please #or just like start floating or some shit #pv's either gonna get mad or impressed #boxy's gonna assume he gets mad about it #why is fink like. six. she's so small #like boxy's minions are teenagers and also robots. fink is biological and also small. babey.

[halfwit-mountain]

#fishing #fissin #wizard #arcanist guild #wait i just noticed theres a floating castle in the background what the hells ups with that? #mild humour #something your mom would post on facebook #kinda.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#ok so like this is fine bc im not in a horrible mood rn. this is more i feel like complaining bc what im doing is kinda ridiculous #but my memory is so bad that ill probably forget if i dont write it out. but basically 4 days a week i have to come in starting at 7.30 to #water and prep for measurements. then from 9am to 6.15pm i have to nonstop take the measurements. and theyre timed so that means #i get abt 4 min to do anything before i have to take another measurement. which is abt enough time to start to focus and then have to stop #which is very fucking frustrating. and i have to manage data. coordinate for this fucking paper. and keep track of like 10 other things for #work stuff. which means that it takes me like and hour to send easy emails and they come out all fucked uo bc my brain is so shot #but on top of that i also have to fucking do the steps to get set up for my new school in the fall. and like ive officially accepted the #offer but havent talked to my new advisor since then so now theres this weird gap where im like. uh fuck do i ask for wtf im supposed to #do? bc ive been able to do things for like 2 or 3 weeks but then my life started collapsing in around me. and like there r probably #instructions somewhere but i cant fucking read lol. whatever. hes nice i just need to find the energy and words to email him and b like lol #srry everythings been insane. but bc ive waited so long i have to compulsively keep going back to check that ive been accepted like somehow #that would change while im not looking. ugh. and ive also fucked myself over housing wise bc theres a housing shortage in the city and huge #demand of housing on camus so theres a wait list for everything but i cant fucking apply bc i cant get my id to work. and fucking idk who #to call or email abt that. but idk i might have to have roomates for a semester. or my parents offered to give me some extra money for an #apartment until i can get one that doesnt put me in the red on a grad student budget. ugh. i dont wanna do either of those things #but christ do i not want roommates. ill figure something out. its just annoying and difficult from so far away #and it makes me kinda sad bc ppl r like: r u excited?! and im like. i cant really think abt that. partly bc im constanly putting out fires #in the present so theres not really space for it. partly bc i dont allow myself to b excited abt things so as not to get my hopes up. #but just after i accepted i was excited. and now it feels like im reaching my hand out toward a floating light just out of reach. like #its a nice idea but i wont believe until it happens. but that just bc ive become distorted about things #and i dont even get a weekend bc the 4 days of measurement r friday to Monday and i cant fucking relax on weekdays bc ppl r like hey can u #do this??? and there r things i can only do on weekdays so its like ok i guess ill just suffer forever thrn. and my boss texts me like: hey #did u do X? and am like: uuuuuh i fucking dont kno what day it is anymore. i dont understand y we have to meet. lets just not talk bc im #afraid ill say something worrying. so yea its pretty fucked up rn. but this stuff ends on the 24th #then ill probably not take a break and fucking finish the measurements for another project bc i just really need it to b done. i need it #all to b done so i can fucking wash my hands of this and fucking quit and move away at the start of july... or August if i decide i hate #myself that much. ugh. at least the lab has been pretty empty so no ones seen me crying lol #also thr fucking rutgers guy emailed me yesterday like: hey u want this position? and im like bitch u r like a month too late also im in #my cringe fail era. i would not survive at ur school. ugh everything is terrible. 2 or 3 more months then i csn leave this place forever #unrelated

[impossible-rat-babies]

1.0 making Direct Eye Contact and breathing heavily while [redacted] makes a giant mess of her house like

#6.4 spoilers #let’s just say if eyrie hadn’t succeeded then everyone would have to get real okay with some Real Fucksd #*Fucked Up Stuff #love to see something terrible like the Caretaker of the Mother rise from the bottom dredges of the aetherial sea #to just. grab and devour athena whole #i was thinking about it in the car how 1.0 does change after emet arrives in the aetherial sea #she was just a caretaker of the mother + her being fragmented parts of charon #but she ends up embodying Hades as well—the shepherd across the river but also that which waits on the other side #the one who sings the final verse for these people #the caretaker of the dead to eyrie’s shepherd of life #a bit more primordial since she transcends hydaelyn and emet’s roles in the aetherial sea #but she has the ability to eat souls—to consume all that makes a person #down to the floating scraps that drift she will consume them all #and thus their souls cease to exist #it’s not pleasant for her to do but it’s something she can #but she would consume athena to save the world #she does it anyway when what came of her rebirth drips down to the depths #1.0 is just a bit upset about how slippery she was to have evaded her #and thus she pays the price of denying death her due #and she gets eaten. every last bit of her soul #see i stick the weird in 1.0 so eyrie can be…..reasonably normal #oc: eyrie kisne