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puppetmaster13u · 3 months
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Prompt 199
“Where the fuck are my legs?” 
Danny wasn’t happy. It wasn’t funny! Usually he just had a ghost tail when flying really fast, like super speed, not all the time! It’s not funny Clockwork, you’re used to having a tail, he isn’t! 
What do you mean it’s permanent?! He needs his legs! Clockwork!! He wouldn’t have agreed to the adoption if he knew he’d lose his legs! 
…Okay, that was a lie, Clockwork was a great parent who encouraged his chaos and enjoyed screwing over assholes like the Observants. But still! He looks like some sort of snake person now! No he doesn’t want a nap, he’s not a baby! 
Clockwork, why are you being quiet? He’s not a baby! He’s not a baby, right? What do you mean all ghosts are babies until they’re a hundred years dead!? But he’s a halfa- what do you mean it takes longer for Ancients?! 
No he doesn’t want that nap, he’s having a midlife crisis here several years too early! 
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i feel like the queer community lost when we started policing labels and making sure everyone used the Correct™ labels instead of letting a person decide what feels right for them
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thecreelhouse · 2 years
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this is so fucking funny like “steve harrington has GOT to STOP being a MANWHORE”
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hamletthedane · 1 month
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THE TONE OF THIS GAME NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THE NEW STARDEW VALLEY UPDATE I CAN’T -
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wlwlwlwlwlwlw · 9 months
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if jonathan were wishing on a shooting star, he would wish for his brother to always be safe and happy
if steve were wishing on a shooting star, he would wish for the party to be successful in killing vecna and, if someone had to die, for it to be him
if robin were wishing on a shooting star, she would wish for a softer world and a less doomed life
if nancy saw a shooting star, she would wish she still believed in sacred childhood magic
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chrollohearttags · 1 month
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for y’all to hate aot and its writers so much, y’all sure be on our dicks an awful lot lmao
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fabuloustrash05 · 1 year
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In the TMNT 1987, all the Turtles had a crush on April in one episode.
In TMNT: Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour, Raph had a crush on April.
In TMNT 2012, Donnie had a crush on April.
In the Bayverse movies, Mikey had a crush on April.
Now in Mutant Mayhem, Leo will have a crush on April.
My point is that, as much as I’m not a fan of it, all the Turtles at some point or another have had a crush on April, even in versions where she’s a full grown adult. So I don’t understand why people are surprised or even upset by this decision for the upcoming Mutant Mayhem movie when this has been happening since the beginning of this franchise.
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wifegideonnav · 4 months
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tbh when mitski said “you’re my best friend/now i’ve no one to tell/how i lost my best friend”
#my freshman year of college my best friend and I were both a wreck#and on opposite sides of the country#during winter break I made the decision to share certain information with their parents bc I was actively concerned for their safety#they were deeply upset about me betraying their trust like that and asked for a break in our friendship#(a few months later (which happened to be early March 2020. lol) they did shrooms and realized they wanted to talk to me again lmao)#(so we talked and cried and now we’re still best friends almost 4 years later)#and my birthday is in january so it fell right in the middle of the period we weren’t talking#and my friends at school actually put together a really lovely party and it remains to this day the best bday party ive had#(most of my bdays have been sad and shitty lol)#but i just remember being drunk in my friends dorm room with my friends all around me#it was the end of the night people were just kinda chatting in little groups or whatever#and i was lying on my friends bed just miserable bc all I could think about was how my best friend was supposed to be there too#bc my parents were going to fly them out for the weekend as a present#and obviously that just got dropped#and id been talking to my friends about it kind of but all I wanted was my actual best friend#I left them a very embarrassing drunk voicemail that THANK GOD they deleted without listening to#but it’s just. the quiet agony of being angry and sad and hurt because your person doesn’t want to be ur person anymore#and still wanting to talk to them about it. still needing them to comfort you and give you their advice and insights#i don’t want to talk to anyone else about it. they’re not you.#sigh. anyway. ive actually lost several close friends for various reasons ranging from reasonable to bullshit#and it always blindsides me how much I want to talk to THEM about it#so thanks mitski for expressing that so artfully#op
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somebluemelodies · 8 months
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thank you to @thatweirdnoise for pointing out to me that the qsmp among us was called a mini event by the qsmpen update account, and could therefore be argued canon with the cubitos… bc it gave me a thought
look, i’m not saying that (q)Cellbit and (q)Roier AKA the imposter duo murder husbands™️ remind me of f!Cell and c!Roier… but they remind me of them
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i can never understand all the people going “covid’s just a cold” “it’s just like the flu”. it’s not influenza or a rhinovirus. covid sars-cov-2: severe accute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2. scientifically, it can never be a cold or flu, and it will cause severe accute respiratory syndrome. that’s not posturing or dramatics, it’s science
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coconut530 · 3 months
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👁️Movie Night👁️
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brungeons-and-bragons · 9 months
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Ianthe Tridentarius is Pete Davidson for nerdy lesbians
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goldensunset · 3 months
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6 named characters on screen
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rickybaby · 2 months
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Why do we not like Michael Italiano?
For the restrictive diets, which agreed is quite common place in F1. For the monetisation of Daniel. For the breach of privacy by revealing medical information to journalists and constantly talking away on podcasts. But most importantly, for the complete mismanagement of Daniel’s well-being in 2022
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malmagmafr · 1 year
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A winter-y veilspun!
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thelunarbar · 6 months
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I dare you to tell that in 2x16 dean wasn’t seconds away from getting physical when they’re arguing in the kitchen about the fact that Jess had been there. He screams at her about how she lied to him and why was Jess there and how her excuses are crap and you can see how afraid Rory is by how mad dean is.
And then Paris and you can’t tell it’s not bc she can see how things are escalating and she’s afraid of Rory getting hurt.
After awhile Deans habit of flying off the handle over everything and his overwhelming insecurity become his only personality traits.
Not to mention that as soon as Jess comes into the show it becomes abundantly clear that Dean and Rory have nothing in common. And we all know Dean wants a Donna Reed and Rory was never going to be that so frankly the whole thing was doomed from the beginning.
Rory held on bc Dean was a safe choice. Dean held on bc he felt like she was meant to be his forever. Frankly considering they’re sixteen their relationship way too much like fucking dysfunctional marriage.
Jess and Rory had a much more believable teenage relationship than dean and Rory ever had.
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