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multific · 1 year

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Interrogation

Captain John Price x Fem!Reader

Warnings: mention of smut

Summary: Being captured by Taskforce 141 thinking you have intel they will need, but you prove to be a handful when all your comments targeted towards the team are rather...sexual. So they call in the big man himself, Captain John Price to question you.

Watching him sit down in the chair in front of you, your eyes widened.

"God damn, Handsome, now I wish I knew the information you need." you whistled. "I would give it to you right away, Daddy." Your eyes moved from his face to those thighs. This man just kept on giving.

"Listen here, I'm not here to play your games, we need Valeria's location and you will give it to us."

"Now, I do not have that, but I'm sure I can give you something else." you smirked as you bit your bottom lip making him frown. "Oh come on! Captain Price? Was it? I don't know where she is."

"You are one of her men, from an intel we know you are really close to her."

"Tell Alejandro to stop projecting his lesbian fantasies, I don't know where Valeria is, the backstabbing snake left me to die, why would I help her?"

"You must know something, don't make me pull it out of you, my man with the mask particularly likes to pull information out of people." he pointed at the door.

You let out a sigh as you tugged on your restraints again.

"I'll say this once more, I don't know any more than Alejandro, I stopped working with her not long after he did. She backstabbed me, literally and left me to die. But, but, but," you said when he moved to stand, making him sit back. "I'll say this, Captain Handsome, I can help you, I'm a fucking good sniper and I want my revenge."

"You want to help?"

"Oh, yes?"

"No."

"Oh please, is it because all of your men are... men? Do you have something against women? Or do you just not want to be distracted by my amazing ass during the mission? I have a pair of pants... makes me look just right." you winked.

"Enough!" he yelled as he stood up, turning his back which gave you the opportunity to observe his backside, you made a face of approval upon seeing his assets.

"She does have a house... a safe house, I don't know if she still uses it, it is probably filled with traps, but I'll tell you where it is if you do one thing for me."

"You want me to let you join?" he turned, arms folded which allowed you to see the muscle of his arms.

"Nope."

"Let you go?"

"Nope. All I want is that once you get her, come back here bend me over that desk, call me a bad girl, spit in my mouth and fuck me till I can't walk. Deal?" you didn't even blink, he searched your eyes, trying to see if you were serious or not.

Oh, you were very serious.

"Where's the house?" he asked letting out a sigh.

"Oh big boy, what's with the sigh? Is it such a hard task to do or something? Having sex with a pretty lady like me? You know what, Handsome? You might look sexy, I might want to sit on your face very very badly, but I don't like that attitude. I offer good information for a good time, what's wrong with that?"

"Soap told me you were... a challenge. He warned me before I came in here." he put his fingers against the bridge of his nose.

"Which one is Soap? The cute Scottish? Oh babe, you are so much better, look at you, Captain. The shoulders to waist ration is doing things to me." another comment the Captain choose to ignore.

"If you give me the location, I'll let you join and you can have your revenge."

"No sex?"

"NO!" you pouted but this was so far the best option, you did want to get one back on Valeria.

"Deal, I can make you want me, I don't need a deal for that." you said as you waited for him to take off the rope from your hands and legs.

"You are unbelievable."

"I bet you, Captain, you will say those exact words just in a very different setting." you smirked as he lead you out of the holding room.

He was shaking his head but he would be lying if he said he didn't enjoy the attention.

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sadhours · 8 months

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camboy!billy x virgin!steve

roommates/modern au

read on ao3

18+ minors dni

12:33 on the bottom right of Steve’s laptop— daunting and he keeps glancing down at it which fucks up the rhythm of his strokes and it’s more annoying than the asshole sending coins and asking the model to shove it deeper down her throat. Steve watches as the drool drips from the corners of her mouth around the hot pink dildo and how she widens her eyes to stare into the camera. He’s been at this for ten fucking minutes and the more he watches, the softer his dick is getting. He makes a perturbed face at his laptop screen as the woman gags loudly, ripping his headphones out and tapping the back button. Thirty icons of various women appear, all doing things that just aren’t getting Steve where he needs to be. Pornhub would be a safer bet but Steve likes the personal aspect of the live shows and sometimes they read his comments out loud and say thanks, which for whatever reason, makes him feel all flustered.

He’s about to give up entirely on blowing a load before bed but the hyperlink Men at the top of the website piques his interest and the shame he feels due to the curiosity is weirdly arousing. He chews on his bottom lip before adjusting his glasses, hovering the cursor over the link. A second later he’s scanning his eyes over the options, all kinds of men with different body shapes and Steve’s face feels hot, tongue heavy and swollen in his mouth. It feels dirty in the best way. Out of all the top models, one isn’t showing his face and something about the anonymity is safe for Steve.

Sunshine69 is live!

Steve clicks the icon and squeezes his hardening dick in his hand. This guy is muscular but not like super cut, Steve thinks maybe he would like to squeeze his pecs, they look nice. He’s sitting in a desk chair, stroking himself lazily as he types on his computer. In the chat box, he’s saying hello to Steve. It immediately makes Steve’s cock fill out which maybe is a little silly but hey, it works for him.

Sunshine69: hi, @ KingSteve99 thanks for joining <3

Steve feels too shy to say anything back but he donates 3 coins and bites his lip, starting to stroke himself along with the stranger. Watching this guy is doing things to Steve, he can’t remember the last time he was this goddamn turned on, maybe when he was a teenager. But Jesus Christ, this guy is hot and Steve hasn’t even seen his face. His fucking tits are hypnotizing, Steve feels kind of similar to the first time he’d looked at porn when he was young. And like, yeah, Steve’s seen naked men plenty of times. He kind of has to when he watches porn, they’re just there but Steve never looked like he’s looking now. The dude clearly works out, probably watches what he eats. It’s admirable, Steve’s never really tried but he knows it’s gotta be hard to get a body like that. Which brings Steve’s eyes to his thighs, they’re thick and they keep flexing like the guys trying not to cum but he’s close. His cock is… well, it’s made for this business. It’s thick, long and circumcised; blonde pubes neatly trimmed. Steve doesn’t think he’s seen a prettier cock, but again, it’s not like he was ever looking before. Before he can start to panic about what exactly this means for him, Sunshine69 is cupping his balls and rolling them in his palm so Steve does the same because he feels like he should, like this guy is making some kind of how-to video. It works, he focuses on the dudes hands, watching them intently until Steve’s balls tighten and he’s coming into the tissues he quickly grabbed. The guy cums, splattering all over his stomach and hand but he keeps going, using the fluid to aide in his strokes. Steve’s head feels fuzzy as his breathing starts to regulate and then his stomach starts to hurt with shame at what he’s just gotten off to.

Steve’s not homophobic, his best friend is a lesbian so how could he be? Well, Robin would tell him he still could totally be homophobic even if they’re friends. But Steve doesn’t dislike gay people, he’d gone his whole life not really caring about people’s sexualities and well… okay maybe he did freak out when Robin came out to him but not because she was gay but because Steve liked her and when he finally realized it and got the guts to tell her, she informed him that they bat for the same team. And now Steve’s looking down at the crumpled tissue in his hand and realizing he might play for the opposite team too. Can you even do that? Maybe the dumb baseball analogy isn’t a good one. Because as confused as he is, he did just get off to a man jerking off and last night he got off to a woman using one of those tentacle looking dildos. So you can play on both teams, ‘cause he is.

As Steve’s looking back to the screen to close it out, the guy turns his body a bit and Steve’s eyes fall onto a familiar tattoo on the guys bicep. Oh, fuck. No. No. Absolutely not. It can’t be… can it? He quickly exits the browser and slams his laptop shut. There’s no way he just watched his roommate jerk off. Oh, god, Steve liked it too. How is he gonna look him in the eye now? They don’t really like hang out much as it is but Christ, they live together they cross paths often. What’s Steve gonna do when he has to piss and Billy’s cooking in the kitchen? He’s always thought it was weird their bathroom was attached to the small kitchen but now he’s just pissed off at whoever the fuck designed the house.

Steve takes a deep breath. No, it couldn’t be Billy. It’s definitely just a guy who somehow has the same tattoo. There’s got to be more than one person with that dumb smoking skull on their bicep.

He gets the urge to pee and he sighs, shoving his laptop from his lap and stands up. He pulls his pajama pants up and opens his bedroom door. The house is dark. They both have class early in the morning. As he walks down through their tiny living room, he stares at Billy’s closed door. He can see the light leaking from the bottom of the wood and he presses his ear against the door, trying to hear something. Proof that Billy’s doing anything other than jacking off on camera for twenty horny people. And for Steve, apparently.

He hears his voice, “Goodnight, don’t stay up too late.

Billy giggles, all flirty and suggestive and it makes Steve’s stomach tighten. He hurries away from the door and rushes into their kitchen, then to the bathroom. He flicks the light on and shuts the door, turning to look at himself in the mirror. His hair stands all different ways, he still hasn’t learned how to tame it since he started growing it out. For a second, he wonders if Billy would be into Steve watching him. Hell, he was getting off in front of a pretty big number of people. Steve’s only jerked off in front of like two of his girlfriends before, he can’t imagine twenty people watching him do it. He’s not even sure he’d be able to.

With a sigh, he pushes his pajama pants low enough to get his dick out so he can pee. His eyes meet his reflection again and he stares hard, trying to figure out what the hell is going on with him. When he glances back down, he’s fucking missed the bowl and pissed on the top of the rim.

“Shit,” he shakes a few times and tucks himself back in his pants, grabbing toilet paper to clean up the mess.

He tosses the piss soaked paper in the bowl and flushes, turning to wash his hands and then pulls off his glasses so he can splash cold water on his face. It’s no big deal, he tells himself. He wasn’t doing anything wrong. He didn’t even know it was Billy so it’s not like he’s some weird creep. It was by total coincidence that out of the thirty men on the front page, he was most drawn to Billy’s tits. Not his fault. It’s Billy’s fault for having such a great chest.

When he finally opens the door, Billy’s walking into the kitchen— shirtless. Steve averts his eyes as quickly as possible. Billy nods to him, so casually as he slips beside him and into the bathroom. Steve walks over to the sink, reaching into the cupboard for a cup and turns the tap on. He hears Billy sneeze and his dick twitches. At a fucking sneeze. For fucks sake. What the hell is wrong with him? A sneeze? He gulps down his water, drops the cup in the sink and quickly makes his way back to his room. He doesn’t get a blink of sleep. He tosses and turns, the images of Billy flooding his mind. And if he jerks off one more time then that’s his business.

Billy’s already awake when Steve finally crawls out of bed and goes to the bathroom. His roommate is leaning against the counter, eating a piece of toast while he scrolls on his phone. His long curls are pulled up in a lazy bun and he’s only wearing his briefs. Damn him. Steve’s running on no sleep, he can’t deal with this shit right now.

He quickly shuts the bathroom door behind him and looks at the mirror. He looks as terrible as he feels. His hair looks greasier than it did last night and all the tossing and turning made it even more wild. The bags under his eyes are dark and heavy. Maybe he should skip class. He could probably sleep if Billy’s not in the house. He hears his dads voice in his head, droning on about if he’s gonna pay his tuition he expects Steve to fucking show up. Steve barely got into university anyhow, he can’t really afford to skip any more classes. Brushing his teeth, he leans against the door and watches his reflection. He can hear Billy cackling about something, probably some dumb meme on Twitter. Steve’s suddenly reminded about one time Billy had shoved his phone at him, laughing so hard he couldn’t even explain himself and Steve looked down to see some porn blooper. It was bizarre, Steve didn’t really get what was so funny about it or why the hell Billy thought it was appropriate to show him. He feels kind of guilty at the thought, Billy just thought it was so funny he wanted Steve to see it. And now as he’s brushing his teeth, he’s desperate to know what the hell Billy’s twitter feed looks like. Steve’s is so boring he rarely opens the app at all.

Steve gets his hands wet after he brushes his teeth and tries to get his hair to look a little less like a birds nest. It’s as good as he’s gonna get, he laid in bed too long so he doesn’t have time to shower. When he opens the door, Billy’s still standing there and staring down at his phone with a grin plastered on his face.

“Steve,” he says, turning his phone and shows him the meme he might’ve been laughing about. It’s a SpongeBob meme about being hungover and Steve offers a small chuckle.

“Nice,” he says and sidesteps him to grab a mug so he can have some coffee.

“Yeah,” Billy snorts, “I feel like that every time.”

Steve hums, waiting for the Keurig to dispense his coffee. He left his phone in his room and he’s regretting it, he’s got nothing to occupy his hands or his eyes so he stares down at the coffee machine. Billy turns around and opens the cupboard above Steve’s hand so he can grab himself a mug and Steve can’t help but smell his armpit, it’s in his fucking face. It’s musky and gross but not gross at all, gross in the sexiest way and Steve turns his face quickly so he doesn’t start getting a boner or shove his face in it. What the hell is wrong with him? Never in his life has he been attracted to a man and he’s been living with this fucker for six months and not once did he get this feeling. Has it been hiding inside of him? Would he have dropped to his knees if Billy pulled his dick out the day he moved in? Steve’s starting to regret making that post about the room for rent. He should’ve just begged Robin to move in harder.

“So hey, I’m inviting some people over tonight if that’s cool,” Billy says, waiting for Steve to sweeten his coffee before he’s taking his place in front of the Keurig.

“Yeah, that’s cool,” Steve replies and takes a gulp of his coffee, the liquid burns going down his throat and his eyes water from the heat but he fucking does it again just he doesn’t have to say anything else.

Billy turns around and rests his ass against the counter, “You should invite that girl you’re always hanging out with. Or any friends.”

“Robin,” Steve says with an eye roll, Billy’s only met her a hundred times. As for friends… she’s the only one. Besides a rowdy group of high school kids he used to babysit but he imagines that would be a bad move. They’d be stoked to go to a ‘college party’ but that’s irresponsible and well, Steve doesn’t want them to see he’s actually kind of a loser. He was actually planning on staying in and playing his PlayStation tonight. Hanging out with Billy’s friends would probably be good for him as awkward as he feels doing so.

“Yeah, her,” Billy says and turns to grab his coffee, “And don’t hide in your room. Human interaction is good for ya, Stevie.”

“I have human interaction,” Steve defends, “all the time.”

“Reddit threads and fucking Xbox live don’t count,” Billy quips.

“PlayStation.”

“What?” Billy looks at him confused.

“PlayStation. I don’t have an Xbox,” Steve says.

Billy’s face scrunches up like Steve’s just said the dumbest thing on the planet, “Whatever.”

;;;

The smoothie shop is busy when Steve gets there after class. Robin is running around behind the counter, all three blenders firing as she bounces between the register and line. He’s late but only by ten minutes. Robin’s clearly pissed off by the look she shoots his way. It’s his lack of sleep. He’s been running on empty all day.

“Hey,” he offers as he tosses on his apron and takes over the register, clocking in.

She ignores him, bumping his shoulder with her own as she calls out the order she just finished up. It’s no use trying again so Steve gets to work. Taking orders, helping Robin make them and finally when it’s calmed down and they start to clean up she talks to him.

“Why the hell were you late?”

Steve sighs, “I got like zero sleep.”

“Let me guess, video games?” Robin groans, wiping up the counter.

“Uh… no, actually,” Steve starts, toying with the pocket of his apron. “I think I figured out how Billy makes his half of the rent.”

Robin turns her head curiously, “How?”

This is tricky because Steve wants to tell her more than anything but he’s embarrassed about how he stumbled upon this juicy fact. They’re close but not close enough to share what kind of porn they watch. Plus, Steve’s gonna have to admit he was curious enough to look at the male performers on the site. He’s apparently mulling it over too long because Robin tosses the wet rag at him.

“Well? Tell me!”

Steve reaches down to grab the washcloth and drops it in the dirty bucket, “You can’t judge.”

“Does he sell drugs or something?” Robin lifts an eyebrow. And it’s fair enough, Steve pondered that before with the amount of money he had and Billy’s fondness of cannabis.

“Not exactly,” Steve mumbles, “I meant like, don’t judge me. For how I found out.”

“Are you snooping through his things?” Robin asks excitedly, “Ugh, I’m dying to know. Come on!”

Steve blurts it out, “He’s a cam model.”

Robin’s eyes widen, eyebrows flying up her forehead while her jaw drops, “No way. Did you walk in?”

“No,” Steve flushes, “I uh… found him… ya know, on the website.”

“You… you watch dudes?” Robin smirks before she laughs, “Huh.”

Steve groans, “Not usually. I just got curious and well, there he was.”

“Did you watch it?” Robin asks, curiously.

Steve nods, eyes glancing towards the door and praying that a customer will walk in to put an end to his confession. God’s obviously not listening so Steve has to continue, “Yeah. I uh, didn’t realize it was him until after I…”

“Oh, gross, Steve,” Robin winces, “I didn’t need that detail.”

“How do you think I’m feeling? I fucking ran into him in the kitchen after. I didn’t know it was him and then, well, I saw his tattoo,” Steve mumbles out, scratching the side of his neck.

“Got a crush on him now?” Robin teases, wiggling her eyebrows.

Steve groans, covering his eyes with his hands as he admits, “I almost shoved my face in his armpit this morning. I’m freaking out. I couldn’t sleep, I’ve never like… liked a guy before.”

“Ew!” Robin exclaims, mimicking gagging after and then schools her face back to normal, “You didn’t think he was attractive before?”

Steve shrugs, “I mean, I noticed he was good looking but I didn’t… God, I don’t know what’s happening.”

Robin laughs again, “I gotta say, I didn’t expect that from you. Kind of a bit of a stereotype, you being on a cam site, I mean.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Steve furrows his brows, knowing there’s an insult in there but he can’t quite pick it up.

“Virgin. Reddit. Video games,” Robin shrugs, “Too scared to talk to women in real life, so you pay ones online to talk to ya.”

“I hate you,” Steve rolls his eyes.

Robin giggles, shoving his shoulder, “I’m your only friend.”

“Yeah, speaking of that… Billy’s throwing like a little kickback at the house tonight, asked me to invite you,” he mumbles, walking over to the sink full of dishes.

“Oh, this’ll be an interesting evening,” Robin cackles.

#harringrove #billy x steve #harringrove fanfiction #harringrove fic #lemon #kind of #they’re jacking off

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justanisabelakinnie · 2 years

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Fandom Lesbophobia

No but the way fandom treats lesbianism, whether canon lesbian characters or characters headcanoned as lesbians, or ships involving lesbians(whether canon or fanon) is fucking whack.

Whenever a female character is canonically confirmed to be a lesbian, “fans” will always go the whole nine yards in trying to prove that the character is bi; they’ll always headcanon the character as bi and ship them with men. If you politely tell them that the character is a lesbian they’ll snap at you and call you biphobic or say there’s no proof of that or that “everyone can have their headcanons regardless” not when it’s actively erasing a canon sexuality being represented, ya dipshits. I can’t think of a single gay female character I’ve seen that hasn’t been called bi or even straight or had their sexuality dismissed by being shipped with men: Apple White, Tomoyo Daidouji, Robin Buckley, Amity Blight, Velma Dinkley, the list goes on and on.

Even when the character isn’t canonically a lesbian but is headcanoned as such people seem super against it and will be super bothered by it for some reason. Like they’ll always ask you “why” you hc the character as a lesbian and say “but she could be bi!” And yeah, she could, but what’s so wrong with me seeing her as a lesbian? Why not just make your own post about the character being bi? And then they’ll go on to derail your post by talking about how much they ship the female character with a man. Why are you so offended at the possibility of a female character not being attracted to men? Why do all women have to be available to men, even in fiction?

Imo people seem to hate lesbian headcanons the most, even compared to other headcanons. It’s as if a female character being unattracted to men completely intimidates them and/or is something they can’t comprehend, whether it’s canon or not. Just looking at the Encanto TikTok, when it comes to queer headcanons, fans on there seem to hate the lesbian Isabela one the most. And no, I’m not talking about Colombians who don’t want the message of the movie to be erased, I’m talking about people who simply don’t like the headcanon because they are homophobic/lesbophobic. Maybe it’s just me being an Isabela simp and looking at more content of Isabela and since I’m a lesbian the headcanon I tend to look at the most is Isabela being a lesbian as well(especially since I also have the headcanon myself), but I see it all the time, even more so than hatred for Mirabel being bi or Camilo being genderfluid even though the latter is possibly the most baseless.

Like I am so sick of people getting mad at others for headcanoning Isabela as a lesbian and using Bubo as an excuse even though his character is a rough draft and not canon. And it’s funny as well because most people don’t even like Bubo. Bring him up to an Encanto fan and they’ll instantly say they dislike him. But suddenly you want him to be with Isabela because it’s still better than Isabela being a lesbian. I even saw someone’s account receive death threats, attacks, and hatred just because they headcanoned Isabela as a lesbian, and it culminated in them taking down all their Isabela lesbian content and uploading an apology video instead, and all the comments were saying “it’s okay I forgive you now that you understand” WHAT?! So you only feel bad that she received hate because she no longer has the headcanon? It’s fine for her to receive death threats as long as she does have it though because she deserves it for thinking a fictional fucking female character isn’t attracted to men. Fucking sickening.

Don’t even get me started on how much more popular slash generally is compared to femslash. Because as we all know if a relationship doesn’t have men at its center then it’s not worth paying attention to and not to mention people will attack you for having the ship all the time as well. Even if it is canon don’t think that will stop fandom from tearing the ship apart and pairing one or both characters with boys. Alternatively very often slash pairers will only ship f/f ships to get them out of the way of their slash ship, and I’ve seen a lot of fics while looking for a femslash pair that I want that are tagged as such but only have that relationship in the background/as secondary. And the main and “foreground” ship is always an m/m ship every. single. time. This post goes into it in more detail so that I don’t have to, but the point is made that it’s so upsetting because this all directly stems from centering of men in society as well as fandom. idk it just frustrates me. And I wish this was acknowledged more.

TLDR: I’m tired, please just respect lesbian characters more in fiction and let people have their lesbian headcanons and ships, that is all. Lesbians deserve better.

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aroaceconfessions · 1 year

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I have this one online friend that I haven’t told anyone about because I know people are going to get the wrong idea and I feel like the longer I keep it a secret, the more people are going to misunderstand if I were to tell them. He DM’ed me after I left a comment on YouTube about my experience with taking art classes on an online platform and wanted more details. I initially brushed him off because I thought he was trying to flirt with me and I wasn’t interested, but after a few messages, he seemed genuinely interested in art. We’ve been talking for nearly a year now and our conversations still feels platonic to me, and I hope it stays that way. However I know if I told anyone about him, they’d assume we are dating simply because he is a guy and we’ve been talking. I know I’ll get people saying that no guy would keep talking to someone if they weren’t romantically/sexually interested them or that a woman and a man can never just be friends. I know I’m not obligated to tell anyone so I shouldn’t stress over this, but just saying “online friend” and “he” is enough to make people go 😏. If I had said “her”, I know it’d be a different reaction, which also pisses me off because lesbians do exist, so either the reaction should be the same or there should be no reaction at all. I generally don’t have any male friends for this precise reason. And what’s worse is the few male friends I did have when I was younger did end up being attracted me but they changed after I rejected them, which just proves that no guy would keep being friends with someone they weren’t interested in and that men and women can’t be friends. I just wanted to be friends and I wanted them to prove the stereotype wrong, but sadly I was the only one proven wrong.

#friends #friendship #amatonormativity #heteronormativity #misogyny #misandry #sexism #homophobia #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aspec #aro #ace #arospec #acespec #arose

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g-kat423 · 4 months

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Had a weird/annoying interaction on tiktok. There’s this trend where people are using Adele’s “When We Were Young” and it’s primarily couples so the first picture is of them now with their current ages and the second picture is of them when they first got together. This quickly spiraled into straight up criminal activity. This one girl is 19 with a 28 year old and their new baby. Their first picture is of her at 16 and him at 25. WOOP WOOP THAT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE 🚨

Anyway, I decided to parody this by editing a picture of myself with Alcina and our current ages(me at 30 and her at 117 according to my headcanon of her being born in 1906) and then for our “young” picture I used a picture of a human egg to represent me and an edit of her to look more human at 44 pre cadou. Might as well insert the pics.

Laughs all around. Then of course some random gremlin crawls out of the woodwork and says, and I quote

“More power to you. I believe that her love life is very obscure so everyone can headcanon her as anything.”

Like, whomst the fuck are you?? Literally no one asked. I was parodying a trend, it had nothing to do with her sexual orientation, it has to do with my personal love of her. So I basically said “no one’s stopping you, but she has been confirmed to be a lesbian.”

To which I get

“Link?Because I need to see for myself. I'm still going to head canon her as bi with a stronger woman preference but still”

Again, no one asked and I said they could look it up on Antony Johnston’s instagram themselves and that I’m not stopping them from doing what they want, but it’s annoying how lesbians literally can’t have anything.

I’m glad I got the screenshots of their comments because they either deleted them or blocked me. They were a blank, private account of course. Always are.

It’s just so annoying like why are you so insistent that she must like men in some way?? What makes you look at a woman who has only ever allowed women to serve her, even in death as they roam the dungeon and fly around the rooftops while the men she kills get hollowed out into scarecrows? Her visceral, verbally expressed hatred of men and then goes “lol she could be bi though.”

I never invade YOUR spaces to pull the “um akshually 🤓 she’s a lesbian” no, I stick to my spaces and I block or avoid people who ship her with men or say she likes men sexually or romantically in any way. It’s like people forget that the internet is a huge ass space and you have to actively curate your own experience. Not everything you come across is going to apply to you! That’s okay, just move on. Especially on a platform like tiktok where the algorithm hasn’t been the greatest as of late for the fyp, you’re gonna see shit you don’t like. Scroll past, block, hit not interested because when you comment to be annoying, tiktok doesn’t consider the content of your comment, they are seeing that you commented so they’ll think you like that sort of content and then your page is gonna be full of lesbian Alcina stans. Like please for the love of Mother Miranda, leave us alone because you’re constantly invading our spaces to try and tell us how “wrong” we are. Half the time you can’t even get the lore of the game right, it’s as if you didn’t bother to read any of the files around the castle or play the game with your eyes open at all.

#this also goes both ways #because I have seen people harass those who ship Alcina with men #like I feel you because I hate it too but you’re going out of your way to be hateful when their stuff is tagged appropriately #just block and move on #unless they’re coming to your space to be a dick then by all means slice them to ribbons #Gina angry Gina smash #and if anyone tries to um akshually me here you’re just getting blocked lol

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Rose*, a 31-year-old bi+ woman who has struggled with depression for most of her life, didn’t commit to a therapist until her mid-twenties. When she finally did, her therapist consistently “made comments about how I didn't seem very into [dating women] and maybe it wasn't for me,” she recalls. She says her therapist even asked if she was “using” her attraction to women as a way to avoid the relationship problems she had with men.

The reality was that Rose was nervous. She was unsure of what being bisexual meant for the rest of her life, and wasn’t convinced that she was “queer enough,” she says. She needed support and affirmation during this time. Instead, Rose says her experience in therapy, which belittled and undermined her sexuality, made it more difficult to wade through the process of bettering her mental health.

There are more than nine million LGBTQ+ people in America, and about 52 percent identifies as bisexual or Bi+, according to a report released by the non-profit think tank Movement Advancement Project (MAP). There are many wonderful things to celebrate about being bi+, which is defined as being attracted to or having physical and sexual relationships with people of different genders. However, it can also make navigating the world much harder, since biphobic stereotypes still persist within and without the LGBTQ+ community. Think: assuming bi+ people just can’t commit, are just gay or straight people who can’t “decide” what “team” they’re on, or are simply “greedy.”

Emotionally, biphobia is harmful, but it has larger consequences than hurt feelings. Biphobia can persist even in professional spaces where people seek care—which has critical implications for the physical and mental well-being of bi+ people.

Biphobia in health spaces

Brian A. Feinstein, PhD, a research assistant professor at the Institute for Sexual and Gender Minority Health and Wellbeing at Northwestern University, says that bi+ people have higher rates of mental and physical health problems than heterosexual, gay, and lesbian people—such as an increased risk of substance abuse, cardiovascular disease, cancer, and sexually transmitted infections (STIs). The concerning trend is true for mental health issues, too; research shows that bi+ people are at elevated risks of suicidal ideation and are more likely to have mood or anxiety disorders.

Yet often bi+ people report biphobic comments from the very professionals from whom they seek care. This was true for Rose, and it certainly was true for Charles*, a bi+ transgender man. In a primary care physician’s office for a first visit about a stomach issue, his doctor shamed him about for having had eight sexual partners within a year. “I felt so on edge because of the slut-shaming and the assumptions there that I didn't even get into telling her the gender of my partners,” Charles says.

Assumptions that a person has to be equally attracted to men and women in order to be bi+, that a person has to have had sex with people of different genders in order to be truly bi+, or that a person in a monogamous relationship is no longer bi+ are all examples of biphobia playing out in real life. Adriana Joyner, LMFT, a bi+ woman who is a therapist herself, says that when a person’s sexuality is “repeatedly, frequently, and persistently minimized or questioned, or even worse, degraded, it takes a significant toll on a bisexual person’s mental health.”

The impact of biphobia on medical care

Beyond the very real mental health impact, biphobia within medical environments ends up making it harder for patients to be open about their sexual orientation, explains Gillian Deen, MD, MPH, the Senior Director of Medical Services at Planned Parenthood Federation of America. Indeed, a 2013 study found that nondisclosure rates among bisexual men and women (39 percent and 33 percent respectively) were higher than among gay men and lesbian women (10 percent and 13 percent.)

This has serious implications for health. If a patient is determined not to be a pregnancy risk because of assumptions about their sexual partners, for example, they may not be offered contraception, Dr. Deen says, which could put a bi+ person at risk of an unwanted pregnancy. “Having clear information about a person’s sexual partner may also lead to different recommendations about routine STI testing, due to different prevalence rates among different communities,” she adds.

Similarly, Dr. Feinstein says that because bi+ men are less likely to be open about their sexual orientation, they’re less likely to receive prevention services like testing or pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP), the medication that prevents HIV transmission. This means that bi+ men who are living with HIV are also less likely than gay men with HIV to even be aware of their HIV status, Dr. Feinstein says.

The fear of being misunderstood can also prevent patients from seeking out the healthcare they need. Joyner says the work that goes into finding a competent, bi-affirming therapist has prevented her from going to therapy in the past. “There are so few therapists that are truly knowledgeable and affirmative toward diverse sexualities or that understand the uniqueness of being bisexual or pansexual that I’m wary to taking a chance on a new therapist,” she says.

How to combat the problem

Given the physical and mental health issues that bi+ people face, the fact that many of them aren’t comfortable disclosing their sexuality to their doctor should be a wake-up call to medical professionals to change their approach when treating bi+ patients. Doctors need to understand that “a patient's current or past sexual partners aren’t necessarily indicative of their whole sexuality,” says Dr. Deen. Instead, asking patients about their partners' anatomy instead of gender often provides her with the information she actually needs to properly care for her patients. However, when providers make assumptions and judgments, “it can make patients lose faith in our ability to provide the health care they need,” says Dr. Deen.

Dr. Feinstein says that the only way to truly help patients is to listen to them. “If someone tells you they have a same-gender partner, don’t assume they are gay. If someone tells you they have a different-gender partner, don’t assume they are heterosexual. And if someone tells you they are bisexual, believe them and don’t ask them to ‘prove’ it by asking them if they are more attracted to one gender than to other genders,” he says.

Those skills don’t necessarily come overnight, and unfortunately, medical schools aren’t necessarily providing LGBT-specific, bi+-inclusive cultural and health competence training for students. although with the prevelance of health issues about Bi+ populations, they absolutely should be, according to recommendations from MAP. It’s only been recently that signs of potentially changing times have occurred, with schools like the University of Louisville incorporating LGBT training into their med school curriculums.

Dr. Feinstein believes that healthcare providers do want to help their patients, which means they have to take a more active interest in biphobia and how not to perpetuate it. “Doctors and therapists should be engaged in ongoing continuing education in cultural competence and structural competence,” says Herukhuti Sharif Williams, PhD, a scholar whose work focuses on sex research and education. One potential place to start: accessible online learning modules to teach current doctors how to be LGBTQ+ affirming. He also suggests that doctors maintain personal relationships with people in the communities from which their patients come, “so that they have a personal stake in the outcomes for members of those communities.”

Until every medical professional gets on board, there are thankfully many LGBTQ+ health organizations around the country that support people of all identities, like The Center in New York City. There are also online resources like the Bisexual Resource Center to help fill the gaps for those who don’t have ready access to an openly bi-affirming healthcare center.

As Dr. Feinstein says, there are people in healthcare fields who care, and plenty of peers who want to provide support to their bi+ patients. It’s just a matter of getting more and more people educated and on board.

*Name has been changed for privacy.

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Gotta say I used to be on board with swiftgron but as time goes on I feel like Dianna being queer just doesn't hit for me like it used to. Like she hangs out with a bunch of queer ppl all the time yet you're saying she's not "out" in her personal life? I dunno, she's not famous enough for it to matter anymore what she labels herself so wouldn't she have said something definitive already if she was? The only thing that still gives me a little bit of pause is her "figuring out my sexuality" comment in that Shiva Baby interview, but if that is what I think it was, then surely her friends would know she's not-straight, right? I have really impeccable gaydar and she's given me solid bi vibes since glee days, but I just don't know anymore...

she is out to people she’s worked with for a long time i know that for a fact. i assume people she’s close with to as well.

she also hooks up with random girls at parties lol. no one is saying she’s straight. just that she might not be out as some super queer on her finsta. but also y’all need to be less dramatic about this stuff. we absolutely could be wrong about everything but if it’s fun it’s FUN. you’re allowed to enjoy something that isn’t 100% factual just admit to yourself you can’t know anything for sure and keep enjoying.

labels are a personal thing. idk how much you’ve been out in the real world but i don’t go around telling people at new jobs “well i’m broadly gay but i can’t decide between lesbian or bisexual as the right title because even tho i’m basically exclusively attracted to women i have had some experiences with men and im confused as to how i feel about them because misogyny and homophobia are such strong factors in my life it’s hard to understand what i like and what society wants me to like but anyway here’s everyone i’ve ever slept with” just because she doesn’t broadcast her queerness to everyone she meets doesn’t mean much and is actually pretty common for millennials. it’s not anyone else’s business and if she’s not in a serious relationship with a woman why would she need to say anything?

one of the people i heard from that i’m referencing worked with her on a project while she was married to winston. she spoke about him and their marriage. there’s no need for her to be bringing old flames or flings while on a job just politely chatting with coworkers. but there’s other people who do know she’s queer and they’ve come and found me as well.

but yes straight people don’t “figure out their sexuality” and i would be absolutely gobsmacked if dianna was straight given everything i’ve heard plus all her signaling.

also when people ask dianna’s inner circle if she isn’t straight they don’t deny it they say “that’s not your business.”

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cheese-greater-official · 3 years

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When I start gatekeeping Peter Parker for teenage girls what then

#‘oh u like marvel I bet u only like Spider-Man’#yeah I do #and u can’t like him anymore #he is for us only #if I wasnt a lesbian i would tell men I only like the mcu because Tom Holland is hot and watch them shake in anger #because I just admitted to their only insult willingly #so all my bi girlies it’s up to u to tell old men that ok #tell thé grown ass men in ur comments they can’t like Peter Parker unless they have a Tom Holland scrapbook under their pillow #Spiderman #Peter Parker #Spiderman : no way home

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What if Kishimoto actually made Sasuke and Naruto together and adopt a family. Would that bring chaos in good or bad way?

Regrettably, in a BAD WAY. 😞

Look at this.

If you don't know what this is, it's 2014 Naruto Official Facebook page, Where they dedicated this SNS fanart on Naruto's Birthday, not NH or NS but only SNS (not even an AU where his parents were alive and wishing him Happy Birthday). Look at the details of the fanart, like N and S being married, Sasuke's dino toy, Naruto's Frog doll, Hokage wardrobe....

But look at the homophobic comments😒😒😒

That picture was taken down later after the backlash they received. But an SNS fan immortalized this screenshot on Tumblr and it lives even today.

So, How do you think the outcome would be if the author made N and S end up together and adopt a baby??

There is this article about Gay people living in Closet which was published in March 2001 in The Daily Yomiuri Newspaper. Check it out here. I’ll just pull out some important points from there.

“Steve Dodd, 44, a lecturer in Japanese literature at London University, comes to Tokyo for a few months each year to do research.

"I had no idea really what the attitude toward homosexuality was in Japan, in the small town where I was teaching kids. I felt this terrible fear of being exposed," he said.

Perhaps it was because he was still only about 20, he says. "But they were all saying, ‘Do you have a girlfriend yet?’ Or they were promising to take me to a prostitute or something. I can remember always living in fear that I would be dragged along to a brothel."

[[This ‘Do you have a Girlfriend yet?’ thing is very similar to people asking Naruto ‘Is she your Girlfriend?’]]

Assuming that everybody is straight in Japan, as anywhere else, the onus is on gays to tell people that they are "different," with all the stigma that can entail, particularly in a country that likes to claim that everybody is the same. No wonder then that some prefer to keep quiet, even if that means hiding what they really are.

There aren’t many people in Japanese public life — whether actors, athletes or politicians — who have publicly announced that they are gay, except for cross-dressers and the occasional activist.

"People tend to think of being ‘out’ as an either/or thing — either you’re ‘out’ or you’re in the closet — but it’s not that simple," says George Mirren (not his real name), 37, president of the Japanese subsidiary of a multinational corporation. Originally from a small town in Arkansas, he has been living in Tokyo for 15 years. He speaks fluent Japanese, and has a steady Japanese partner. "There are varying degrees of outness. No one is completely out all the time."

Although there may be less overt discrimination, social factors — especially the overwhelming emphasis on the so-called "traditional family" — can make life difficult for gays

Kazuya Kawaguchi of OCCUR (Japan Association for the Lesbian and Gay Movement) in Tokyo, says that a lot of people would be not shocked, but puzzled, by the idea of two men living together. He says, "In Japan, people think that any full-fledged adult male who’s single should be living on his own two feet — in other words, alone. There’s no concept of two men living together. They might think, for instance, that neither of them had any money. Naturally, they wouldn’t want to rent to them."

Despite having a large Fanbase for SNS, I still think majority of people over there are very conservative by all means. Like, they don’t even know that such concept exists. But hey, this is a very old article and we can’t judge everything based on this and things might have improved a lot over there too.

In these days, I’ve seen Chinese media creators are finding very clever ways to portray LGBT content in Mainstream media by passing the Lead Characters off as Soulmates Which Kishi did it way back in 2010 itself by making Naruto declare that “We’ll die together”.

So, Yes... Considering all these, Open Ending would’ve been so much better than this. Or they should’ve made them adopt some random kids and Co-Parent them together without making them as Official Couple but as ‘Friends’.

But an SNS ending would’ve created more controversy in bad ways where there is a possibility of deeming this manga as inappropriate for Teenagers, the demographics they are targeting basically. But on the other side, it would’ve boosted other creators to come out and create similar contents like this without any hesitation.

#sns #sasunaru #narusasu

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I'll be your knight

Pairing: Natasha x Fem Reader

Warning: Language, fluff, angst, smut.

Summary: Dealing with sexism is a real struggle but eventually a line is crossed and anger is unleashed.

A/n: This is my first time writing smut so hopefully it's good enough :3

Word count: 3.5k

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Being an Avenger isn't easy, especially for any women that join the life style of a hero. You had to put up with sexist comments all the time, most of the time it didn't really bother you but the more you heard random men talking about your best friend like she was some toy, the more it annoyed you.

The comments towards you stopped when you were recruited by Tony Stark, there was some level respect for you and you kind of liked it.

You had some issues with opening up to the team but when Wanda, showed you they are harmless, you slowly opened up more and more as you knew that they were going to be your new family from now on.

Everyone on the team warned you about the one particular redhead but you didn't listen, you wanted to be her friend, she looked scary but is an actual softie, but only around you.

It took time for the Russian to even greet you when she saw you but for you it was worth it, you respected her and always been there for her when she had no one to turn to.

She warmed up to you as she saw the security you were offering her, and you never backed down from your offer, she wasn't keen on your presence but had to learn to accept it.

Even if she didn't trust you fully, that was okay. You trusted her with everything because you knew she was a human just like you and no doubt needed someone to lean on.

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You walked around, exploring the place that now it was your new home, you never saw anything more fancy than this place, the room you were staying in was more than enough for 4 people.

Your own tv along with your own big walk in closet and your own bathroom, literally a five star hotel, you didn't complain at all, you were just shocked at how spacious this all was.

Each room was bigger than the other and it was starting to get all confusing, when you left the room, you would get mixed up with the way you walked in.

You loved it but at the same time you hated it, you accidently bumped into the Russian, she looked sweaty in her work out clothes and you stared at her with awkwardness.

She eyed you and cleared her throat, attempting to walk past you and continue where she was going but you stopped her "I'm sorry to disturb you but I just want to know where I can find the gym"

You rubbed your neck awkwardly "I- um- I tried searching everywhere but I'm lost"

Usually when people stutter around Natasha, it meant they were obviously attracted to her but with how you stood and looked away from her just showed her that you were afraid of her.

She didn't smile or anything "Walk straight until you reach the end of the hall and turn left"

You looked at her but she was already on her way so you shouted "Thank you!"

You made your way with her instructions of where to go, she knew how to hide her emotions but it was totally shocking for you how she never had a smile across her lips.

This was your first real conversation, not the hello's or goodbye's. It was a proper conversation, well kind of a proper but it was a start and that's what made you happy.

Second encounter with the redhead was a lot better, the two of you actually had a normal conversation in the morning, you were barely awake so coffee was your way of helping with that.

Walking into the kitchen, not really expecting anyone up early this morning, but the sight of the yawning Russian met your eyes, you smiled at her the best you could as you turned to make yourself a coffee.

"You know there is a coffee maker here?" Her naturally raspy voice spoke which caused you to look at her.

"Yeah I seen it but I have no idea how to use it" You confessed, you weren't embarrassed, you just weren't that fancy to ever own one or even be around one.

She turned around without a word and pulled out a cup, placing it underneath the little nozzle and within seconds the coffee poured out, she took the cup and placed it down as she slid it towards you.

You looked at her and then back at the coffee "Thank you Natasha"

She nodded as she sipped on her own drink "Since you are the only person who is up right now, you mind taking a look at this report, I'm not really sure what it means"

You was taken back, she was asking you for help? Shouldn't she know all of the reports like the back of her hand? She noticed your silence "Or you don't have to, I'll probably figure-"

"No, no I have nothing to do today so I don't mind helping" You smiled and took the coffee with you as you followed her into the room where she had a loads of reports laid out.

You looked at all of them "You know you can work on two reports at a time?"

She nodded "I know but the more I do within a certain time, the less I have later on"

You nodded as you sipped your warm coffee, it was very different to what you were used to, but this was definitely easier to get used to. It was the first time Natasha spent more than 2 minutes with you and you were more than happy to accept that.

So from that time, the two of you worked every morning with each other on reports, you learnt so much from her and in some way she learnt more about you rather than from you, she was impressed by your calmness with her constant questions.

To be fair you wanted to open up to the Russian, she had that safety vibe coming of her and you knew that she would never betray you or your trust that you put in her.

The mornings spent on reports also turned into evenings and soon there was movies every other day, she loved horror movies but you on the other hand loved action movies, there was plenty of action as a hero of the world but it never was enough.

She started to show herself around you more often and you really liked how you could make her laugh with simply couple words. She loved how close she gotten to you and how you trusted her with everything.

She had some doubt but you were always to reassure her, she was thankful for it each time, so in return she would ask you questions about yourself and you never hesitated for a moment to tell her.

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But the problem was that not everyone saw it like that, they saw her for her body but not for her heart which is one of many reasons to why she was slow at opening up.

It angered you that people didn't want to treat her like anyone else, just because she was gorgeous didn't automatically make her less of a human.

Today was one of those days where you were busy, like busy busy, overloaded with bunch of reports that needed to be sorted before the next day, so you spent your whole day in you room, you glared at the clock on the wall.

You was doing this for 6 hours straight, no breaks so you decided to just do that. You stood up and stretched out, walking out of your room without anyone around, it did ignite curiosity in you so you walked around cautiously to see what was the deal.

Three of your teammates with two random agents were placed on the couch in the living room, trapping Natasha in between them, from her body language she didn't want to be there.

Bruce and Bucky along with Steve seem to laugh at the agents jokes, you moved closer to the door as you listened to what they were saying.

"Come on Natasha, you should do that power pose and show off that body" One of the agents spoke up as they eyed the Russian.

The other agent tried to move closer to her but hesitated, knowing she could easily tackle him "You can't let that body go to waste"

The anger was raising as words spilled out of their mouths, why didn't Steve stop them? Did he really think that as well?

"I was near to tapping that ass but you know women" Bruce made a comment as he laughed along with the agents.

"If she dyed her hair blonde, the amount of jokes we could make then" Bucky smirked as he spoke loudly.

Natasha was just taking in all of the comments, you could see across her face that she didn't enjoy it at all, so she stood up and what they did next made you finally act.

They all looked at her ass and whistled "Romanoff, you should dance for us, show off those curves"

"I am a little hungry as well, you might as well move that pretty ass of yours and make us something to eat" One of the agents spoke up as he laughed.

You walked in as you raised your brows at the 5 men sitting and eyeing Natasha as a piece of meat, you pulled her into you causing her to jump a little but relax when she realised it was you.

They all looked at you and the other agent smirked "Are yous going to put on a lesbian show for us?"

Now you wasn't just unimpressed but also pissed, you pulled yourself away from the Russian as you stepped forwards in front of Natasha "Listen here you little dick, If I hear that you even looked at Natasha in any way, I will fucking haunt you and make sure you don't live to see tomorrow"

His friend was terrified, he gulped when you looked at him "As for you, I want you to go and make her a fucking five star meal and if it's not good, I swear to god you'll regret being born"

He shook his head so fast as he stood up but you stopped him with your powers "You want a show? I will fucking give you a show"

You gripped his face, squishing his cheeks very firmly, your hand started to glow blue as you made him hallucinate that he was in pain, from the fact that he couldn't move and he felt as if his skin was being peel off he only could scream.

You looked at the 4 men who looked very terrified of you, your eyes had flames and you wasn't going to go easy, on neither of them "If any of you ever comment anything sexist or inappropriate about any woman, including Natasha. I will make your life a living hell"

"Do yous understand?"

They shook their heads and scattered away from you as fast as they could, you let go of the dude in front of you, he looked weak but he gotten up so fast that you could swear he had powers as well.

You turned towards Natasha, worried "Are you okay? Did they touch you?"

You looked her up and down as you made your way towards her, she shook her head with a small smile. You pulled her into a hug as a single tear slid down Natasha's face.

You pulled away as you wiped that tear off with your thumb "Why didn't you act Nat?"

"What's the point? It wont stop them from saying what they want Y/n/n"

The pain in your heart was strong at the words, how could any woman not be scared of what could happen if they do protest against men.

You cupped her face as you looked into her eyes "Natasha Romanoff, I promise you that I will protect you from their filthy mouths"

She smiled, this time it met her eyes which caused you to smile. You crushed on Natasha for a long time and promised yourself that when the time was right you would tell her but each time it was harder to do so.

Her and Bruce at the time were something but when she decided to break it off, you were there for her you told her she didn't need to tell you the reason to why she decided that but reassured her that it was probably a good reason to do so.

Now you are holding her face as her eyes are locked with yours, you could feel those butterflies in your stomach raise up "I will be your knight in casual clothes because armour isn't my style"

She laughed with her whole heart, causing you to laugh as well "Gosh I love you.."

You froze at her words, and so did she, her eyes widen at her words but she knew there was no way out of this so she pulled her sleeve and started to fidget with it.

Your hands were on her face but dropped at those words, you stood still trying to understand what just happened, she continued as she looked down "I hope that's okay but I love you Y/n"

You couldn't believe your ears, the woman who always had trouble opening up, right now was vulnerable with her whole heart to you and you was stuck, frozen as you stared at her.

"I never had anyone stand up for me the way to did today, I started to realise that I had feelings that one day when you were near to death on that mission" She was still fidgeting with her sleeve.

"It's okay if you don't feel the same way but you just needed to know.." She confessed, she was standing in front of you holding her heart out in her hands, offering you to take it.

You smiled whole heartily as you looked into her eyes when you pulled her face by her chin "It's more than okay Tasha"

Your hands dropped to her hips as you pulled her in closer to you "Because I love you too"

That look in her eyes, you could see that she had those butterflies too, her eyes locked with yours, she tilted her head slightly to the side and crashed her lips against yours.

Her hands were placed on the back of your neck pulling you deeper into her kiss, you slowly backed her into the wall and when her back hit the wall, she gasped which you used the opportunity to slide your tongue inside her mouth.

The kiss became heated real quick, forgetting that the two of you were still in the public place, only when someone cleared their throat, make the two of you look where the sound came from.

Natasha hid her face in the crook of your neck as she quietly laughed at how awkward that is, you pulled yourself away from her as you looked in the direction of Tony, who looked at you with pure disgust.

"As if you never done this, but sorry you had to witness..." You rolled your eyes at him at first but looked over at Natasha who was still leaning on the wall "This"

She smiled as she intertwined her hand with yours and tugged it to pull you out of the living room, the two of you made it to her room but it wasn't long before you reclaimed her lips with your own.

This time it was a little bit more gentle, you backed her up to the bed as the back of her leg hit the bed frame, before you pushed her back and claimed on top of her.

The only light was the moonlight that was shining through the blinds, you kissed her passionately and redirected your kisses down to her neck, she moved her face to the side giving you more access to her neck.

You left marks as you slightly stank your teeth in but sucked the spot right after, earning a few small moans from the redhead beneath you, she was slowly turning into a mess but she managed to slightly pull you away.

"Don't you have a lot of work?" She asked a little worried but lust was more visible.

"It can wait" You declared as you looked into her eyes "Are you sure you want this?"

She smiled at you being caring and asking for consent "I want this детка (baby)"

You smirked as you placed a soft kiss on her lips and returned to her neck, giving it a couple more kisses and slowly moving down, the only thing that stopped you was the material of her clothes.

She slightly lifted herself off as you pulled her shirt off, exposing her upper body, you looked at her in admiration, her eyes had slight doubt across them but you were quick to reassure her.

"You are beautiful Tasha" You meant every word that came out of your mouth.

There was a blush across her cheeks as she smiled at you, your hand reached for the back of her bra as you unhooked it and pulled it off her.

You took couple of seconds to admire the view before attaching your mouth to her nipple, she bit her bottom lip to prevent her from moaning.

Your free hand glued itself to the other breast, giving it the same amount of attention as your mouth did, you moved your lips to her ear as your hand kept playing with her now hard nipple.

"I want to hear you Natty" You whispered into her ear and with that Natasha moaned into your ear causing a small smirk to settle on your lips.

You continued to kiss down her body until you reached the bottom of her stomach, you looked up at her to see if she was okay, she nodded to give you the confirmation.

You pulled her shorts off along with her underwear, exposing the bottom half of her body, you could smell her arousal which only fuel you on.

You teased her as you kissed her inner thigh, leaving marks there as well, you would from time to time lock eyes with her. You moved closer to her pussy, teasing her with your tongue causing some frustrated moans to escape her mouth.

Her hips would buck as you would teasingly lick her wet folds, she looked down at you as her eyes were consumed with lust "Please Y/n! Just fuck me already"

That's all you needed to hear before you attached your mouth to her dripping pussy, giving her clit the attention first as the more louder moans escaped her mouth.

You gripped her with your hands as your tongue worked it's magic against her hard clit, she was gripping the bed sheets as moans were spilling out of her lips, not caring if anyone heard.

You moved one of your hands as you slipped one of your fingers inside her and without letting her adjust you started to thrust into her, the feeling of pleasure was building up quickly in the bottom of her stomach with each thrust.

"Oh god" Those were the only words she managed to choke out, she was soaked which stoked up your own arousal along with her moans.

Her hips were quick to match your pace as you thrusted, bringing her closer and closer, you pushed the second finger inside and this time you curled the two fingers, hitting her spot all over again.

One of her hands gripped your arm as her nails dug into your skin, the other hand was still tightly gripping the bedsheet, her head was thrown back as you came up to her face.

Your pace of your fingers never slowing down but thrusting harder and fast "Let me show you how you should be treated instead darling.."

You kissed her lips as she moaned, you moved back down as you felt her walls tighten, knowing she was about to cum. You pushed your fingers even deeper into her, her breathing was heavy letting out low and loud moans.

You watched as the orgasm consumed Natasha with your name falling freely from her lips, you slowed down your thrusts to let her ride out her orgasm, holding her steady pulling your fingers out of her as you licked her clean, and moved back up to her lips.

Kissing her as she slightly moaned at the taste of herself into the kiss, you pulled away from her as she was still breathing heavily, staring into your eyes with a smile.

"Now it's your turn" She spoke in between breathes.

You shook your head "Not today darling, today's focus is you.."

You stripped yourself naked as you pressed your warm body against Natasha, glaring at the marks you left and holding her tight in your arms as she slowly calmed down from her high.

You were sure in this moment that you wanted to hear her moan your name till the rest of your life, it was the music to your ears and you didn't want it any other way.

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ayamturd · 3 years

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bisexual│mcyt hc

warnings: small mentions of hate, fluff

prompt: (requested 1 & 2) “Hello uh I saw one of your posts about the dream smp reacting to you coming out so I was wondering if you haven't already done it can you do dream smp reacting to you coming out as bisexual?”

“Hello yamturd so I was wondering if maybe you could do tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo reacting to reader coming out as bisexual or lesbian if you haven't already done it :)”

pairings: irl platonic! dream, ranboo, tommy and tubbo ; c!technoblade

a/n: if i offend or misinterpret anything in this hc, please feel free to message and correct me otherwise. i will always try to correct or delete this post if asked so <33

sending my love to all those who identify as bisexual <33

wc: (1.5k) - m.list

dream -

considering his prideful personality sometimes, you probably wanted to play with his ego and drop subtle hints

not anything too obvious, but enough to make him kick himself when he realizes

though it was admittedly difficult since he plays into the dnf ship so much that he thinks you’re also joking more than half the time

imagine you two were in a voice call one evening and randomly discussing the recent fanon and what would be funny to turn into canon (to mess with the fandom)

you’ve been recently shipped with two other content creators, both of opposing female and male gender, separately and together

“Honestly, I wouldn’t mind hitting that.” “Which one?” “Both.”

He’d laugh, but you didn’t.

“Wait, you’re serious? You actually identify as…?” “Bisexual. Yeah, I’m pretty sure anyway.” “Y/n, that’s amazing.”

takes pride in the fact that you trust him, but would feign being upset that you messed with him for as long as you did

be jokingly offended if he found out someone knew before him

“Wait…” “Yes?” “You told Bad??” “Yeah, he was one of the first.” “W— Why??”

It was your turn to laugh while he gawked in disbelief.

“It’s Bad! Of course I told him.” “… Fair enough.”

hate is a given, and he’ll always be there to support and defend you

he’ll always ask your permission before taking any action, however, because he respects you too much and knows you can fight your own battles

dream is someone will show relentless support, whether that be through words or moral support, he’ll always be there for you

c!technoblade -

i honestly feel like you never officially came out to techno

as you began to recognize yourself as bisexual, you slowly expressed yourself around him more openly to the point where he unconsciously knew

it’d probably would have hit him in the most random moment after months of assuming he knew

imagine you’re in the midst of battle when techno paused entirely with wide eyes

“Y/n!” “What!?” “Are you gay??”

you would tease him when discussing your love life in one-sided conversations with him; him basically choosing to ignore you when you talk to him

“Honestly, Techno, how could you not want to hit that?” “Please, just stop.”

(i’ve written this before but will stand by this that) he truly doesn’t care for your sexuality

you’re a friend, someone he trusts and relies on, he doesn’t need to consider who you’re attracted to since he sees you for your skills and friendship

the only, and only time he is mindful of your sexuality depends on others unnecessary comments about it

the smp is a known judgement free land, but there will always be someone with ignorant opinions that he is always quick to shut down (or kill)

nothing much can be said besides the fact that you’ll always be y/n to him: a loyal friend and someone he would fight the world for

ranboo -

oh sweet ranboo, dear ranboo

considering how openly supportive and kind he naturally is, you didn’t question the idea of telling him

i’d like to imagine that unlike most where you planned or waited to tell, the moment you knew, he would know soon after

imagine you called him before he began his lore stream to hype him up

you both were talking about more mundane things to calm his nerves as people joined when you brought it up

“Oh actually, before you start, I wanted to tell you something.” “Sure, what is it?” “Well, I— I’m Bisexual.” “…You’re tELLING ME THIS WHEN I’M ABOUT TO START MY STREAM??” “Y/n! I’m so happy for you, that’s amazing!”

he’s incredibly patient concerning how you wanted others to know or when you were ready to be completely out

similar to c!techno with the same beliefs you’re still y/n, and nothing has changed besides you coming out as yourself

he’s your go to when days are rough, because he knows how to help you understand you’re still loved as the same y/n and nothing less

“Hey, hey, listen to me. I love you, y/n. We all do, and you’ll never be alone when things get rough, alright?” (love /p)

knows how to silently deal with hate in his chat unless it becomes evident enough to address it (doesn’t want to bring attention to meaningless words until it becomes serious)

ranboo’s your rock and makes show that he’ll never believe anything other than that you deserve love

tommyinnit -

as someone who took pride in defending the LGBTQ+ community, you had no hesitation when coming out to tommy

if any, your reluctance would come from accepting yourself to the point to be open with other people

it’s not as if he didn’t accept you, he could never imagine doing so in the slightest, but he probably wouldn’t know what to say initially

imagine you both were in the midst of playing bedwars together in a recording for a video

he had been busy gathering emeralds while you remained at the base, and the comforting silence gave you the confidence to blindly address it

“Hey Tommy?” “What, y/n? I’m in the middle of something right now.” “Oh, um, I’m pretty sure I’m bisexual.” “…” “…Tommy?” “…” “T— Tommy?”

it’d be dead quiet for a few seconds before you heard the noise of him rustling in realization

“Wait wait wait, you’re serious? You’re bisexual?” “Haha yeah, yeah, I am.” “WHA—!”

he was happy for you, to say the least

tommy loves to joke, and one he loved to make would be your attraction to both genders

you like women? pog!

you like men? a shame, honestly

if you were publicly out, his favorite bit would be to include you in his obnoxious swooning

imagine he was streaming while talking about his love for women

“Boys, honestly, the ladies just can’t resist me.”

The ding of discord notified you entering the call, the sound of your laughter immediately coming through.

“I agree, Tommy, I definitely agree.” “Y/n! You are attracted to women, and I am also attracted to women. You can agree women are amazing, yes?” “I can, Tommy. Women are indeed amazing.” “Good lad!” “Tommy, you do realize I’m not only attracted to w—” “Shush, we don’t speak of that.”

he showed his support by normalizing your sexuality, his acceptance quick and easily integrated into your lives

(this is getting long but—) tommy was well aware he lacked some knowledge when being in the LGBTQ+ community, but openly voiced his ignorance as a sign of awareness itself

he was always quick to correct either himself or others, he refused to accept slander of any type in his streams

would probably try to keep it light heartedly, but scold nonetheless

tommy was your figurative cheerleader, always there to include and uplift you, whether that be through the smallest gestures or loudest cheers

tubbo -

poor tubbo

since he wasn’t the most careful with secrets, you probably withheld telling him till you were ready for most to know

this isn’t to deter anything of not trusting him, he’s still supportive and loving tubbo that wouldn’t dare do anything purposeful against you

if anything, you might have forgotten that he didn’t know when you were casually taking about it within a group

imagine you and Ranboo were trying to get him to sleep one early morning but gave up

you started talking about personal stuff and the topic of your love life came up, specifically the attraction to someone of the same gender

“I don’t know, Ranboo, I mean, I think I like them but at the same time I’m not sure.” “That’s fai—” “Wait, y/n. You’re gay??” “Bisexual, actually.” “WaAA—”

his very sleep deprived state was extremely happy and emotional for you

he’s like the little duckling with a knife, like he loves you completely but will try to hurt anyone that offends you

like tommy, he has no personal knowledge when being in the LGBTQ+ community but will solely learn for your sake

whether you’re younger or not, tubbo never fails to remind you that he looks up to you

he gives his all and won’t hesitate to provide in any way he can if needed

“You matter,” he’ll always say, “you’re important and no one else’s opinion matter.”

is proud to be your friend and expresses his platonic love in full, for you’re you and are so brave to be yourself despite all

choosing not to tag my usual taglist just cause its a headcanon with a specific request <33 (huge ty to @basilly and @inniterhq though for the advice/motivation to finish this)

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tressasinterlude · 3 years

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𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓 #𝟑: Female Public Figures Dating Men with Questionable Views That Contradict Their Image & Alleged Politics

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥: These rant blog posts are really just reflective of my thoughts at the time that I make them and are posted here because I need an outlet to release all of this shit I have going on my busy ass mind. That’s it and that’s all. Now let’s get into it..

This rant was greatly inspired by none other than Ms. Robyn Rihanna “Tell Your Faves To Pull Up [in regards to social injustices directly affecting black people]” Fenty and her openly colorist boyfriend, A$AP Rocky. Aside from the fact that Rihanna tends to slip under the radar and is never held accountable for her problematic ways due to her conventional beauty (i.e. Her heavy usage of anti-Asian slurs, particularly targeted towards Chris Brown’s ex gf, Karrueche), it’s very alarming that a woman who has an entire makeup brand with a campaign based around the inclusivity of ALL black women is publicly flaunting a beau who once said that DSBW do not look good with red lipstick.

And yes, I’m very much aware that Rakim said this tasteless comment over 8 years ago but from the looks of it, not much has really changed with him. Don’t @ me about it neither because I don’t care.

Also peep how he compares a hypothetical darkskinned woman to a man (Wesley Snipes) while trying to explain how his antiblackness isn’t wrong because he said something about white women as well. Gaslighting at its finest. Don’t you just love it! 😀

Furthermore, you would think that somebody of Rihanna’s level of stature would know not to associate themselves with someone as messy as A$AP Rocky but... Stupid is what stupid does, I guess! I can’t even begin to place the blame on him anymore because he’s revealed his true colors and we all have made the deliberate choice to either accept it or don’t and have discontinued all support for him. Unfortunately, misogynoir is never the dealbreaker for most people and the hatred for [dark-skinned] black women is so engrained in society that it’s frowned upon when we publicly speak out against it. Very ass backwards if you ask me but that’s society for you. Now, enough about that. Let’s focus back on Ms. Vita La Coco.

As a woman who claims to be a girl’s girl and is always presenting herself to be someone who is the epitome of a pro-black feminist bad ass, it just makes her alleged activism come off so disingenuous when she’s also laying down with the same man that actively attacks the demographic she’s supposed to be standing in solidarity with. It’s “Black Lives Matter” on the IG posts but your vagina is getting moist for a man who openly stated he doesn’t relate to what goes on in Ferguson because he lives in Soho & Beverly Hills. Ferguson being the exact place where a 17-year-old black boy’s lifeless corpse laid on the hot concrete for FOUR hours after he was murdered by a police officer. He couldn’t 'relate' to the fate of so many black men, women, and children who are murdered or seriously injured from state-sanctioned violence because they’re poor and he is not or so he thought.

But then again, what can I really expect from a woman who identified as being “biracial” until as recent as roughly 6 years ago? What can I really expect from a woman who called Rachel Dolezal a ‘hero’ for cosplaying as a black woman? I’d be lying if I said my expectations for her were high in this regard because sis has always shown us she was lacking in this department. And just for the record, this is not a personal attack on Rihanna at all for the die-hard Navy stans in the back. I admire her latest fashions and bop my head to her music just like the next person but she’s getting the side-eye from me on this one.

Trust and believe me though, she’s not the only woman who I can call out for being a hypocrite. Of course not! This stone can be cast at a few others. So without further ado, why don’t we bring Ms. Kehlani Parrish to the front of the congregation? Prior to Kehlani’s recent declaration of identifying as a lesbian, her last public relationship with a man was with YG. Yes, the same YG who felt it was necessary to say him & Nipsey had ‘pretty light-skinned’ daughters to raise in the middle of his deceased friend’s memorial. By the way, Nipsey’s daughter is not even light (or at least not in my book anyways.) She’s a very deep caramel tone just like her father which makes what he said even more moronic. Yes, the same YG who thought it was clever idea to use slavery as an aesthetic for a music video to a diss track about 6ix9ine. And yes, also the same YG who has derogatory lyrics targeted at bisexual women. Just to end up sweating the red carpets with one. I swear the jokes just continue to write themselves.

This raises the question once more; How high of a pedestal can I really put a multiracial woman who has a song titled ‘N*ggas’ and when received backlash for the song in question, she used the ultimate ‘I’m mixed’ copout while not having a visibly black parent in sight?

It’s also kind of suspicious to me that many were not privy to Kehlani’s secret romance with Victoria Monét (pictured bottom right) until Victoria did an interview with Gay Times revealing she fell in love with a girl but they subsequently broke up because Victoria had a boyfriend and that girl was pregnant in a polyamorous relationship. Fans began to speculate because both Victoria & Kehlani previously candidly spoke about their sexual orientations, Kehlani had just had Adeya and they both were seemingly close. Their short-lived fling would later be confirmed when Victoria released the song ‘Touch Me’ on her last project and Kehlani hopped on the remix. Meanwhile, Kehlani’s relationship with Shaina (pictured bottom left) was very overt and all over her Instagram feed from my recollection. And as you can see, Shaina looks absolutely nothing like Victoria. They look like the complete opposite of eachother in every aspect which is kind of alarming(?) to say the least because why is it that the women she proudly claims as her partners tend to have a very racially ambiguous look such as herself but her ‘sneaky links’ on the other hand are undoubtedly black women? Again, it could just be me jumping conclusions. You know, I’m kinda good for that however something tells me I’m not. Y’all be the judge of the material though.

Last but not least, I’d like to touch on Ms. Raven Tracy very briefly. I was very weary about even including in this segment and if I should just put her in a entirely separate blog post with other women who openly date abusers despite their checkered past (alongside Nicki Minaj & her r*pist murderer of a husband, India Love & Sheck Wes etc.) being this particular blog post was based around the theme of lightskinned/mixed women dating men with extremely problematic views about DSBW. Raven obviously isn’t lightskinned or mixed however I refused to ignore how contradictory her [former] relationship with an alleged (I used this word very loosely and mainly for legality purposes.) serial r*pist while promoting a brand that is all about feminism & body positivity. This also traces back to A$AP Rocky by default being that Ian Connor is his very close friend and he came to Connor’s defense when several women came forward detailing accounts of Connor allegedly s*xually assaulting them. (I wish I could place the actual video of what A$AP Rocky said verbatim but Tumblr only allows one video per blog post. 🙄)

Back in June of this year, Ian & Raven had a back & forth on Twitter after Ian tweeted about Raven “fucking everybody” behind his back. I can only assume that he was alluding to Tori Brixx posting a video of her ex, Rich the Kid & Raven kissing on her story. Disgusted is not even the word to describe my feeling when she admitted she stuck by Ian despite of his many allegations of s*xual abuse because she loved him and her being a empath causes her to want to help everybody. Imagine aiding and abetting a predator and even paying for his bail & legal fees just to turn around and expect sympathy because this same individual cheated on you and exploited you all over Twitter for the public to see. The same man that you would get back with not even a WEEK after the fact & turn off your IG comments because it isn’t our “business” after making it our business...

That being said, I just genuinely want to know: Why do these women completely go against what they stand for in regards to these men? Maybe it was never genuine from jump street and if that’s the case, why jump on the bandwagon of performative activism? Is it because it’s profitable right now? Is it because disrespecting black women is not an immediate death sentence to your careers and more often than not actually helps you advance even further? I guess that’s the billion dollar question that’ll never truly be answered. I just want the world to stop using black women as their stepping stool to get to where they need to go and then discarding of us when we’re no longer beneficial. Support us all the way or don’t support us at all. We deal with enough disrespect as is so we’d appreciate if y’all would stop straddling the fence and partake in your misogynoir out loud if that’s what you choose to do. We have no use for fake allyship and quite frankly, it’s doing more harm for us than good. Please and thank you!

Sincerely,

- 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂 𝙴𝙳𝙶𝙰𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙴. 💋

#i’m finally done after having this sitting in the drafts for about a good month... or two. 🥴🥴#abuse apologists #pro black #activism #feminism #body posititivity #colorism #raven tracy #kehlani #rihanna #yg #asap rocky #rant #my uploads.

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