#weirder

[whumpninja]

*crashing in through the whump community’s skylight*

oh hey, what’s up? I’m Jack, I’ve been lurking in the shadows of the community for way too long and I’m now revealing my presence!

Name: it’s Jack, didn’t you just see it up there? I will also accept Jacques, Jack-Jack, Jackrabbit, Jackalope, Jack Sparrow, Jack Daniels or J-Money

Age: old enough to drink, not old enough to say “back in the good old days…” while I stare wistfully out the window (I could do that, but I’d just be reminiscing about when everyone wore their jeans around their knees)

Pronouns: he/him, they/them, hey/you, call me whatever you want as long as you don’t call me late for- nope, I’m not finishing that joke

About Me: why are you asking? who do you work for? WHO SENT YOU?! Just kidding. Here are some things I like doing- writing, thinking about whump, thinking about writing whump. Here are some things I like doing but am bad at- cooking things, climbing things without falling off of them, running without feeling like I’m going to die. Here are some things I don’t like doing- studying, going to the gym, watching romantic comedies, eating canned vegetables, getting my socks wet.

About Whump: love it. Love, love, love it. Whump is great. I like almost all flavors (but hold the nuts and butts and sexy bits.) My particular favorites- defiant whumpee, whump with magic/fantasy elements in it, whumpers who just suck, uh…whumpees in gladiator fights?? But…cage matches. Not bare-chested men in loincloths stabbing each other.

Here are some blogs about whump I really like: @smellofsnoww @weirdstrangeandawful @whumperofworlds @whumperfultime @redwingedwhump @painsandconfusion @newbornwhumperfly @pigeonwhumps @caspia-writes @spookyboywhump @oddsconvert and literally so many more, I have been lurking here for *a while* also I will probably make a blubbery post about why I like these blogs the next time I have a drink

About WIPs: I have a grand total of one. It currently exists as a complicated red-string-board of a Google Doc with way too many characters and at least three plotlines. It’ll probably still have too many characters and plotlines when I post it. It’s mainly about vampires and humans whumping each other into absolute oblivion, so if that’s your speed, stay tuned, sports fans.

Anyway, it’s me, finally coming out of the shadows to join the whump community in their mission to make fictional characters suffer! I have the power of God and whump on my side- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-

MASTERLISTS!

Here’s the masterlist for my vampire whump series The Angel of Death!

Here’s the masterlist for my specialized ask game series Ask Me About…!

#whump blog #whump blog intro #whump community #whumpblr #hello hello! #very excited to be here! #I mean I’ve *been* here #but aside from reblogging some shit here and there I haven’t been participating in the party #I’ve been that guy in the corner watching everyone like he’s choosing who to kill #but now I’m hitting the dance floor #I need to stop typing before this gets weird #weirder

[loversgothic]

gonna plop this here. i never got to use it, it was a comic cover for a project my friends and i were working on that we scrapped.

i miss drawing lexa she was silly <3

#yeah ikik the backdrop underneath the squiggles is photography heavily edited i felt silly and thought at the time i wanted to make the art #weirder #lexa fortnite #fortnite #fortnite battle royale #fortnite art #fnbr #art #my art #illustration #this is older stuff #i never posted it publicly

[synthapostate]

Can tell I’m not getting enough sleep because the ideas are coming fast and they’re getting weird.

#weirder #fic

[principiumindividuationis777]

#Jodie Foster #Robert De Niro #Taxi Driver #70s #weirder #Martin Scorsese #laugh

[natpetersoncore]

cons of suicide squad kill the justice league: it being a direct continuation of the arkham series feels so weird to me. those games had a good ending and we don’t need more, in fact tacking on more post-batman faking his death feels like a disservice to the original story. i’m not saying a continuation CANT be done, just that i’m not sure what it would take for it to be done right and as of now i don’t have much faith. i think it’d feel better if they didn’t declare this as an official continuation from the arkham series and instead left it as its own separate universe, but maybe they can pull it off. idk.

pros: arkhamverse jason is my absolute favorite version of himself and the fact there’s even a hint of him maybe appearing once has me invested (i am entirely delusional). and also kevin conroy’s last performance as batman!

#dc #suicide squad: kill the justice league #idk just the inclusion of batman in a post arkham knight world feels so strange #the whole point is he’s ‘dead’ #i’d say they could still declare this an arkhamverse game if they didn’t include him but from what i know about the plot that would be even #weirder #there’s no WAY he wouldn’t get involved if the entire jl got mind controlled #is this a valid take or am i being too obsessive and delusional pls tell me 🙏

[tatzelwyrm]

People who DM for Moon Druids are some of the strongest people on Earth.

Thank you for dealing with all our questions relating to vore.

#dnd #moon druid #my moon druid is at a level #at which she can turn into a creature with a swallow mechanic #it's going to get weird #weirder #things are already pretty weird

[allo-frouto]

I'd honestly die for you, a serious inquiry. As long as you're weird like me lol

#submission #this #is the energy #I am here for #but #let me tell you #I might be #weirder #hihihi

[custer-mp3]

might fuck around and make some decaf idk

anyway just saw a line of fifty-dollar plain greige shirts marketed to trans ppl that were so fucking joyless i want to gouge my eyes out lmaoooo. truly 20-y.o. me did not foresee this potential monkeys paw when begging the universe for clothing options specifically for People Like Us. sorry for possibly in any way speaking this into existence along with the accompanying hundred-dollar pants that only come in a 28 inseam & eighty-dollar FITTED dysphoria hoodies lmao i'll go crawl in my fucking hole now

#PROOF I EXIST IG #been a rough week tbh i had such a good show tho like #i will be huffing those vibes for weeks #ANYWAY TRANS CLOTHING IS ANY CLOTHING U WANT TO WEAR TBH #SURPRISE!!!!! IF YOU'RE TRANS......SO ARE YOUR CLOTHES #overpriced assimilationist-yet-othered bullshit is actually antithetical to the trans experience & one of my deepest regrets is how much my #old zines are simmered in that kind of vibe cuz that's WHAT WAS OUT THERE when i was looking for answers I DIDN'T HAVE A BETTER PARADIGM #i wouldn't scrap the whole work over it like they are still valuable as a historical snapshot & ppl still find value in the human element #of them but like. when i go to re-bookify them again so i can stop making photocopies. We Are Adding More Content. #because the truly amazing part is in how much everything around me's changed while the actual core of myself has only gotten sharper #stronger #weirder #reading them now for me is seeing the assimilationist-yet-othered shit & being able to see how desperate i was for community/understanding #/acceptance/An Easier Time Of Life & now i'm just. i don't want to say my heart has hardened but y'know. I'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO NAVIGATE #GREAT SWATHS OF THE ADULT WORLD I WAS ONLY BLINDLY SWIMMING IN 11 YRS AGO #AND GO FIGURE. AS THAT'S HAPPENED. I'VE WATCHED THE WHOLE WORLD AROUND ME SHIFT. CUZ WE'RE ALL JUST ORGANISMS IN AN ECOSYSTEM #so y'know. when ur relating to the world from a different spot in the ecosystem. obvs that affects your paradigm. lmao

[fandom-hoarder]

Dash did a thing lol

#juxtaposition #dash did a thing #weirder

[adultgaywad]

Things I want for my bday

New sheets Oil pan for my car 45 min blowjob Insurance to approve my medication Ride home from beer event in the city on sat

#still shocked as ever to still be here #in reality I'm probably getting the oil pan #I'll buy myself the sheets later #nsfw? #older #wiser #weirder

[mattsmemes]

#meme #mattsmemes #memes that make you go hmmm #what if #weird #weirder #what if i got weirder #maybe i should #inspriational

[prokopetz]

Deity who's unacquainted with concept of evolution creating a world with, like, twelve different kinds of creatures, thinking "yes, that's a good number – nice and symmetrical", then going on vacation for a couple million years and being very upset at what's waiting for them when they get back.

#concepts #theology #evolution #worldbuilding #they keep throwing extinction events at the world in an effort to get a clean slate and start over #life just keeps getting weirder in response #they're practically at their wits' end #and that's a lot of wits to be at the end of

[inkcurlsandknives]

I'm doing it gang, I've spent stupider gardening money before like when I dropped $300 on shade loving perennial bulbs only to learn they were also plants that rotted with wet feet and all immediately died in my swampy gumbo soil

I'm buying two firefly petunias. I've never grown petunias much because where I live they're a winter annual but fuck it I'll grow them as an indoor plant I certainly have the sun to do it.

They're supposed to ship to me in April, I'll report back on if they immidiately die or this is the coolest thing I own. My biochemical engineering design project was using a similar chemical pathway to modify bacteria to glow in the presence of specific toxins so I absolutely need glowing petunias in my window box

#gardening #women in stem #glowing plants #real life is weirder than fantasy

[devsgames]

Me: "hey game developers, especially AAA ones, are getting laid off en-mass and it's awful for our industry" Gamer: "well I only play INDIE games and the problem with AAA games is they are creatively bankrupt"

Me, slamming my fists on the table like a baby: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS ABOUT A BUSINESS PROBLEM PERPETUATED BY CAPITALISM NOT A STATEMENT ON CREATIVE DECISION MAKING"

#look I think AAA should make weirder games also but I wish we stopped treating that like some kind of solution and not just a fun idea #the problem is capitalism. its always capitalim #its not like AAA studios would have less problems if they made weird indie games lol #also hey spoiler alert: indie studios need to organize their labour too #in fact I think the organizing movement would be stronger if more indies adopted it first #anyway im busy so imma mute some posts now #thoughts #blog

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"

#or worse. or weirder. or exactly the same but their blorbo is allowed to say Fuck #or my personal favorite: what if the clueless protagonist was actually genre-savy and Done With This Shit

[preservingpussy]

I was never a i was born in the wrong decade kinda girl but then i was introduced to drugs and now im like I should've been 18 during the summer of love idc if it would've landed me in a cult that's where I was gonna be my true self

#era pra eu ter f1 nas dunas do pieeeeeer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #ppl are so fucking boring now #even the fucking queers are puritan #wheres the free the nipple crowd?????? we let the work our our foremother rot shame on us #whats the point of living to 90yo if its 90 BORING ASS YEARS #we have got to get hornier #freakier #weirder