#weirder timeline

[posts-from-a-blurseder-timeline]

so it turns out that pukicho was actually a bot this whole time

#unreality #alternate reality #weirder timeline #blurseder timeline #blursed

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

I'm rewatching "A Brush with Oblivion" and...huh?

Darkwing: It is impossible for a lady to have come out of a painting, Honker must be lying, even if there is absolutely zero reason for him to do that right now

Villains Darkwing has fought against: A man who is made entirely of water, another man who turned himself into a plant, a goblin who resides in the dream realm, an evil magic lady, a full-sized shape-shifting chameleon lady, just straight up a demon

#In his SLIGHT defense; the DW timeline is unclear #We don't know how many of these people he actually met before Splatter Phoenix #But...my man you have probably seen weirder at this point. For all you know that crime was commited by your girlfriend #darkwing duck #a brush with oblivion #splatter phoenix #Screw it I'm tagging all the villains it just got worse the more I thought about it #the liquidator #reginald bushroot #nodoff #morgana macawber #camille chameleon #paddywhack

[oh-meow-swirls]

how does the raft not capsize.

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #yw3 #i mean komasan's not there in canon 3 so it's slightly better but not by a lot #i feel like someone should at least be falling off how is the raft also big enough to hold them all- #whisper floats so he doesn't add weight or any space really but like #it still needs to both hold the weight of three teenagers and two yo-kai #AND have the room for them all to fit #the rafting challenge in bada-bing tower is probably worse cuz it has to fit two additional yo-kai #i think komasan not being that important in the mainline games is very lame. he's pretty important in the anime so it's kinda weird #he is at least somewhat important in 3 since he's there for the yopple tour and everything in bada-bing tower #whereas in 1 he has the auto-befriend yo-kai curse (only being important in their debut chapter) #and in 2 he literally only shows up during the jibakoma quest in psychic specters #(excluding being an npc during the beginning of the jibanyan's secret quest alongside a bunch of other yo-kai) #idk what's weirder the fact they made him so important in the anime despite that or the fact they never made him important in the games #i personally go with the nyanderful days continuity that he also moves in with katie cuz that makes sense to me #i've literally never written anything where nate's the one who gets the watch in 1 so idk what i'd do there- #(funny how i've never written anything that's in the same timeline as canon-) #i want to at least write something at somepoint where nate and katie both get watches cuz i like that idea #i mean i have a dumb au idea where nate and katie independently get watches at the start of 1 at around the same time #and take an extended period of time to realize #mostly just haven't actualized that cuz 1) i already have the rewrite and 2) i don't have enough ideas #basically just have the basic concept- #these tags got derailed quick. and also make me really wanna work on the rewrite more- #i have so many ideas but i'm just not motivated to write any of them #and also most of them are for 3 and i haven't finished rewriting 2 yet 😔 #‚‚‚ anyways-

[coolwali]

Dream of a Religious Cyborg Cop in the Post Apocalypse

I dreamt last night I was watching a movie. It was about this religious policeman who was really worried about how God would judge him in the afterlife. But he was hopeful he could at least be a decent enough person before his death.

The next scene, he wakes up in a destroyed sci-fi facility and realizes he’s now a robot with the memories and personality of the original policeman. And also that he’s in the far future where the Earth is now a Fallout-ish post-apocalypse. He has an existential crisis on what he should do now. Like, since he’s a robot that only has the memories of a real person, does he have a soul? If he does any good deeds now, does it really matter if his “original soul” is already dead and been judged by God? If it doesn’t could he then bring himself to murder raiders and monsters since it’s not a sin anymore for him to kill raiders as a way to at least help what few survivors are left now without it affecting his moral compass?

He decides to scour the land to look for a church so he could ask a priest for advice on his existential crisis. He finds a priest and asks him like “Say, hypothetically, if a person tried to be a good person, but was then suddenly killed but his memories and personality were given to a robot that woke up a long time later in a post-apocalypse, what would be the status of this robot? Does he have a soul and would he be judged by God for his actions? Can this person now sin?”. The priest responds with “I’m not entirely sure. First time I was asked that and I’m new to the job. I guess technically no since he is a machine that’s a mockup of the original person rather than a cut and paste?”

The robot policeman becomes really sad but just says “Thank you for your time” and leaves.

#dream #posts from a weirder timeline #i dreamed a dream

[pocketramblr]

sure trying to track gods or civilizations through the zelda lore is messy but you know what else is. trying to track rabbits through the timeline

#they're 'legendary creatures' in ocarina and supposedly very rare #dont think they show up in any game 'before' it timeline wise #they're in spirit tracks in new hyrule which ok #BUT then. JUST at the start of the downfall timeline. they are apparently common in hyrule and labrynna and holodrum #like #????? #1- what about ocarina link failing and the spirit realm being corrupted resulted in the once legendary rabbit suddenly being common #and 2- why did it imediately stop being common by the next hero in the timeline #what HAPPENED #trying to reconcile hylian christianity is easier than the rabbit mystery. #its not impossible that overhunting and extinction happened before downfall timeline hero 2 (albw) #BUT whats way weirder is the sudden existing of all of them right before downfall timeline hero 1 (alttp/la/ooa/oos) #'why does this matter' im trying to figure out if a character could have been reasonably warry of rabbit starvation #AND if they would have used rabbit as an metaphor for someones. uh. vitality

[iwoulddieforienzo]

They’re fucking with us

#I have been burnt out on both these games for months but I got jumpscared by this guy and I must say. What #first it was Skirk and… I forget her name. but?? #um. hello? #the fact that they’re in the same universe makes this weirder. youre suggesting a connection here #Im just forever annoyed that despite being 2 different games they have the exact same design philosophy #you could shove any character from either game into the other and they would fit #(okay you’d have to drop some of the fancy weaponry but Chevruse has a Gun.) #and that’s because the designs themselves are meant to look as appealing as possible with little room for storytelling #ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN #and it bothers me A Lot even if I can recognize the intent. this is their business model it’s.. it’s whatever fine #but this is just getting a lil silly methinks #‘it’s just hair’ their hair is the most distinguishing thing about them. their outfits are similar in nature and they share a color scheme #it doesn’t matter how different their personalities are or that they’re in different games because they were made by the same company #in a connected universe #one of which is the most popular characters in the game since she was first teased #without a clear timeline of which game came first if they aren’t happening concurrently and the connected between them unclear #we can’t really say what the connection between these two is #I don’t truly care that much I’m just endlessly baffled that this keeps happening #snack time #genshin impact #hsr

[doomed-jester]

Unitology mfs be like "convergence is upon us" damn go converge with some bitches 😒🙄

#dead space #unitology #meme #shitpost #altman #posts from a darker timeline #posts from a weirder timeline

[martyrbat]

god i love the clayfaces, this just makes me want to do a massive reread of them all...

#and Preston being introduced and how his sanity started slipping from loneliness right after bruce and silver st. cloud broke up? #being a twisted and morphed mirror to himself—the only difference being preston is lonely and touch starved by force #instead of by choice? and that he wears his loneliness on his sleeve in such an obvious way (his literal clay face...) while bruce also #wears his in such an obvious way (bc what is the cowl but symbolism for the scared and lonely little boy bruce will always be in some way?) #chef's kiss #and basil karlo was hot. i think in a better weirder timeline he and alfred fuck nasty. maybe they still do. #(<- in a more real analysis thing i think he can be an interesting insight on pop culture as a whole and the obsession for internal beauty #since he was denied his role because he was too old/using the putty to morph his face and fit the ever changing demands of hollywood #can be an eery similarity to the consistency of plastic surgery and dangerous cosmetic surgeries (like cryolipolysis) #if you're known for your youth and beauty—what happens when it goes away? who are you afterwards? what desperation do you have to keep it?) #also the 2nd clayface was a thing. we dont speak much of him hes just some guy named matt.

[orcelito]

OK the thing with itnl is it's both a slow burn but not. Bc like Vash is one HUNDRED percent in love with wolfwood from the start. Bc he got everything from the manga, he got to that "I wanted to share my tomorrows with him" point, and then wolfwood Dies and vash is Grieving and then he meets wolfwood again and he's so happy he could cry and so sad he could cry but he's trying to not blow his first impression with him so he falls back on the same fake cheer as ever-

And then there's wolfwood wondering what the Fuck is this guys' Problem. And so it continues.

#speculation nation #itnl shit #trigun spoilers/ #vash is getting to a better mental place in chapter 3. he's taking some time to chill and it is helping. #but seeing Wolfwood again is gonna be a punch in the fuckin gut #so yeah vash is entirely in love with him. but it's gonna take time for wolfwood to fall in love in return #ESPECIALLY bc vash is just. even weirder in this than original timeline. due to The Traumas. #& the world weary look in his eyes when he thinks no one's looking (but wolfwood always is) #the attraction will be obvious to them both. but the Love? that will take time. #i cannot wait for late stage of it tho where theyre unapologetically in love. the buildup will make it worth waiting for.

[jermongus]

terrifying crossover idea that came to me in a dream (nightmare?) last night

#transformers #cars #lightning mcqueen #dreams #dream #posts from a weirder timeline

[starmagnets]

i have a new writing project :3c

#my ramblings #turning the true arena timeline into a Whole Thing #i’m putting my blorbos through the angst trash compactor again #magolor’s sense of self gets even weirder now that he’s in the afterlife for good #and his soul is kinda shattered and warped too #the reapers are involved #also at one point marx bites someone. who is this someone? a god. next question.

[bloominstorm]

Also idk if it’s just me… but I absolutely hate Baji’s flippant nature in this timeline.

His lack of understanding for why Sanzu acted the way he did when Mikey was insulted and the way he didn’t seem as affected or worried about Shinichiro as Sanzu was rubbed me the wrong way.

#it just seems like he couldn’t give af #he just became a loafer and I get it he’s probably depressed in his own way #but it’s really weird when we saw just how far Baji would go for Mikey in the previous timeline #and how much guilt he felt over being an accomplice in Shinichiro’s death #ACTUALLY #now tht I think of it - Shinichiro’s death is weirder now #why didn’t Baji recognize the shop? #I’m assuming despite meeting kazutora he was still close to Mikey and hung out with him #so why didn’t he recognize the shop #or the motorcycle since it was a twin of Shinichiro’s bike #you know I wonder if Shinichiro got too comfortable after he passed the date where Mikey fell into a coma and just stopped thinking shit #could go left in their lives #bc at tht point they had Mikey Emma and the grandfather all alive and together #he probably thought he was free from the responsibility or the karma because be accomplished his goal and everything was ‘better’ bc of it #i wonder about this hmmm #i hope Wakui touches on the karm and fate aspects of changing things #tokyo revengers spoilers #Tokyo revengers 271

[coolwali]

Dream of a Pokemon Anime Episode where a Gothitelle pretends to be human

I had a dream that I was watching an episode of the Pokemon anime. Ash, Brock and their new companion, this goth girl have been adventuring for quite a while now. This goth girl’s ace Pokemon was a Staraptor and she was quite a good trainer.

Until one day, this poke maniac threw a pokeball at the goth girl and to everyone else’s surprise, she digitized and went into the ball. She broke out and then ran. Everyone else was confused but the Pokemanic explained that she wasn’t a human but a rare one of a kind Gothetelle that could speak and perfectly disguise itself as a human. And that he intends to catch it.

Then there was a montage of this pokemaniac trying to catch the Gothetelle and failing. Whenever he would throw a ball at her, she’d break out and flee. But it would get progressively harder for her as the Pokemaniac used stronger and stronger poke balls.

The next scene was Ash finally catching up to the Gothetelle. He said he was a bit upset that she kept such a big secret from them for so long. She explained that she always wanted to be a Pokémon trainer and not be hunted and captured herself. So she disguised herself as a human to blend in. But now that her secret is exposed, her dreams are over. Ash responds he empathizes with her and has a plan.

Just then the Pokemaniac bursts in and throws a master ball at her. The scene appears like he’s finally caught her…. But the ball harmlessly bounces off her. He’s confused. But Ash explains that he “caught” her but permanently let her out of the pokeball. Meaning she’s free to do whatever she likes and cannot be captured by anyone else.

At that point, I remember thinking “what the f$&k?!” and waking up early around 7:03 am. Which wasn’t ideal as I had a job interview that day and wanted to sleep a bit longer.

#dream #posts from a weirder timeline #i dreamed a dream #pokemon

[west-tokyo-incidents]

.......what if instead of being a piece of The Smiling One, Garion is just like. The administrator of The Facility who likes fucking around with Dunstan's timelines and Dunstan just gets so pissed off when he appears in one with his knock off copycat douji.

#some reveal of it where that timeline's funeral ends and Garion just like #finger guns #'hey yall fucks wanna work for me? great gig good benefits and you dont gotta become human' #'just. tolerate other yous 24/7 from other weirder timelines' #ress talks #the facility #garion dubois #trickery

[phantomluck]

mcr gets back in the studio. they write a metal album for children. they become metal might be giants.

#weirder timeline ? #idk i had this thiught #mcr #my chemical romance #childrens metal

[lord-alex12]

Dear tumblr,

Hi hello, I did a stupid and I need your help I am making a fictional publication for a world building project and I only now checked if the title I planned on using was already taken

tldr interzine is copyrighted and I need to change this before Melania Parzonka breaks my kneecaps

The basic premise is that its full of fake news/content from other dimensions with a biased towards fandom/alternative culture

think posts from a darker/weirder timeline but happier

Reply, reblog, ask, do whatever you need to do just give me some ideas

This is the vibe:

#help #help wanted #suggestion #posts from a darker timeline #Posts from a weirder timeline #world building #help me tumblr #zine