#what are you on

[whaledocboi]

every year some clueless dumbasses get upset like "gays and drag queens at the eurovision??!?" yeah bruh, breaking news, fork found in the kitchen, i genuinely dont understand why you're surprised

#this show has been singlehandedly the gayest european event there is since forever #what are you on #eurovision #shitpost

[conschintz]

man. the way that this fandom has been handling kristen this season is so disheartening especially as someone ex-cult :/

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #kristen applebees #leave my girl ALONEEE!!!!! #like #to everyone saying she's a bad person for leaving her brothers #what are you on #do you think *i'm* a bad person for leaving behind my brother?? #because that's your implication btw #like not to be dramatic or anything #and obviously i don't believe or think that about myself #but your words have consequences #and some of you need to think about that before you make a post

[tyin-cherry-knots]

boy oh boy do i gotta get down to the public library

#bitch the library closed at 6:00 #what are you on #just go along w it #chaotic academia #dark academia #chaotic academia aesthetic #this is a girlblog #public library

[lvsciously]

I'm sorry I've been talking abt bapa shippers alot but I just gotta say this.

Some bapa shippers hate the idea of interracial couples (cough bomika) and act like Havan is white.. wait till yall find out Havan is Native American😦

So either way if you ship bapa your gonna get a interracial "couple" regardless😭

Like just because she has a lighter completion does not make her Caucasian? Some of you guys should know this.

Some people just have to think sometimes🌚

(From nickelodeon's OFFICIAL twitter)

#havan isnt white #educate yourselves #i'm living for slandering bapa #think #what are you on #danger force season 3 #bomika #dangerverse #havan flores

[flashstep-connoisseur]

fair warning that i'm about to be extraordinarily bitter over a relatively popular youtube media critic, but: it genuinely galls me how wrong jacob geller is about the basic facts of Lies of P's story despite having hypothetically played it just so he can make a hamfisted point about the metatext of Pinocchio. the point about the player character as a puppet is interesting in the context of what he's trying to say about "Pinnochiology" in the video but completely dismissing the game's actual text and story as just "lore" to do that is flat out bad criticism. c'mon man make an effort

#lies of p #genuinely i'm so mad that this will be the impression a lot of people get of the game #SOPHIA ISN'T EVEN SIMON'S DAUGHTER #WHAT ARE YOU ON

[weirdcat1213]

THEY CANCELLED IT?????

#this is a nightmare #this is a fucking nightmare no #what are you on #is it confirmed/??? #help me here???? #no pls no #pls no #ofmd #our flag means death

[kiseiakhun]

Tbh it's the people saying smut and story should never mix who are the real freaks

#reading the tags on that post #What Are You On

[brookheimer]

Sorry but can you actually name a single “abortion plot line for the Strong Female GirlBoss character”? Because literally every time pregnancy is introduced for a character that Is Not Really Womanlike, it’s to remind her that she is a Woman and she suddenly discovers that being a Woman means she has to be a Mom and suddenly her life changes

oookay i'm guessing you don't watch a lot of shows about, like, female politicians or businesswomen or something. you asked for a "single one" but just for shits and gigs i'll give you a whole goddamn list.

important to note that a) this isn't to say Women Should Not Get Abortions To Focus On Their Careers or anything at ALL like that, it's literally just proving that there is indeed a pretty fucking prominent trope of Strong Female GirlBoss characters getting abortions, and b) i'm not saying all of these plotlines are bad or poorly handled, but that there is 1000000% a trope of high-powered career women getting abortions, and that trope is only growing with each year. how have you not- ? nevermind. lol. anyways, here are just a few:

amy brookheimer from veep (a plotline so abhorrent it should really count for five)

claire underwood from house of cards

olivia pope from scandal

if you want to go old school, erica kane from all my children in 1973 (sidebar that it was to pursue her career as a model rather than a businesswoman, but it was still framed as a Strong Female GirlBoss move and given that those are your requirements i'm including it)

christina yang in grey's anatomy

diane nguyen from bojack horseman but also not entirely -- she simply doesn't want kids, it's not a girlboss thing. that said she is a Strong Female GirlBoss character who has an abortion and you seem to think those characters don't exist so i'm including her entirely

okay it's late and i'm tired and also you only asked for one so this'll do for now. also like google exists, lol. didn't need to send this strangely aggressive ask implying i don't know what i'm talking about when i've said that i've literally written academic papers on this topic, but thanks anyways i guess! or maybe i'm reading the tone wrong and you're not being condescending you're genuinely asking. in that case sorry if i'm being bitchy and pretend my tone here is really really nice because i genuinely would mean it to be if this sounded more like a real actual question rather than an attempt to prove me wrong or something !!!

and, just for a few more shits and a few more gigs, here are some articles and scholarly papers talking about the weird overrepresentation of Career Women Getting Abortions For Their Careers in television when in reality, that's only the motivation for like 1 in every 5 women who get an abortion rather than fuckin 4 in 5 or something as it is on prestige TV

"Fictional women are much more likely to say that continuing a pregnancy would make it harder them to pursue their education or career dreams, though just 20 percent of women report that those are the reasons they want to have abortions"

from above as well -- "television’s emphasis on women... who want to prioritize their careers or educations" + "these storylines often suggest that it’s impossible to parent and pursue professional ambitions"

there's also the great resource of the abortion on tv and film database if you're actually inclined to look into this

"Most recent abortion plotlines on legal dramas focus on personal stories, specifically the revelation of a past abortion [i.e., The West Wing (2004), Criminal Minds (2008), House of Cards(2015)] and the decision to obtain one [i.e., Third Watch (2000), Boss (2012), Scandal (2015, 2015)]. However, the characters’ personal experiences are often shared within the context of professional and political consequences" (this great research paper has a lot of stuff) --> another from that paper: "when medical and legal dramas tell women’s stories in more detail, they are usually professional lawyers, detectives, and doctors, most of whom are older, white, and career-focused."

well. this is more than you asked for but you sounded so incredulous i couldn't help it. OR in case i read the tone wrong and you're actually just curious then i'm glad you want to learn more and i hope this helped! LOL

#woof #alright guten fucking nacht #lol watch me wake up to asks claiming i'm saying we should have fewer abortions in media or smth. like yall i worked for planned parenthood #during my gap year #what are you on #asks #anon #long post

[angst-is-yumyum]

@alycornz, @morning-sun-brah

you.

you crazy bastards.

the one day I almost spiral into madness,

you just had to post a new chapter.

a 15k+ chapter.

God fucking damnit.

(Holy shit you guys are the best tysm)

#you crazy bastard #15000 words #Fucking hell #what are you on #(affectionate) #but seriously #also what the fuck #I wanna mush your fanfic into paste and then gobble it up like a little gremlin #unpause rottmnt #save rottmnt #holy shit i love it

[jyndor]

I’m glad Melshi is finally on andor so people an stop shipping that straight crap of captainrebel or whatever the name is lol. Sorry not sorry, Cassian don’t like that woman and he was in love with Melshi for years. I hope people will finally see it

man anon I'm cackling rn

two men spend fifteen seconds together on screen and canon love story endgame okay

#what are you on #anonymous #asks #answered #i literally adore exes turned besties melshi and cass but are you high? #star wars andor #andor spoilers

[bewereofthemoon]

y’all i refuse to talk to straight men ever again. last night my uncle insisted that jennifer’s body is a stupid movie. literally verbatim. she’s hot but the movie is stupid. chomping glass rn.

#my dude that movie is iconic #what are you on #personal #jennifer’s body #movies #lgbt movies

[libertyvigil]

The same kind of people who say "Ukraine must've does something wrong to be invaded" are the same kind of people who say that a woman must been doing something wrong in order to get raped, must've been "asking for it".

#ukraine #russia #war #rape #this makes me so mad #russia is in the right bc they invaded? #what are you on #what messed up dimension are you living in #everyone has done something wrong #no one deserves rape #no one deserves to be invaded #esp in so brutal a manner #...btw ppl say the same about men who are raped as well

[cithaerons]

do you guys want to see the NYT headline that made me so mad i almost blacked out….

#GIRL. he scored THREE GOALS. held argentina to a 3-3 almost singlehandedly. at 23. #had nothing to do with argentina managing to win on penalties lmao #not to mention true fact that he literally won last wc??? #what are you ON #the news media should be sucking his dick right now #fuck you fuck you

[twinstarsoftatooine]

saw someone on tiktok say obi wan is 100% to blame for Vader…

#are you fucking delusional #oh no obi wan loved him too much aaaaa yeah it’s his fault #like what #what are you on #first anakin has to be accountable for his own actions #like obi did not tell him to make kiddy kabobs #second of all it was palpatine manipulation #THIRD OF ALL it was the rest of the Jedi council making anakin feel more paranoid and left out #obi wan made plenty of mistakes but Jesus to say 100% of the blame??? really??? #obi wan kenobi

[strangestcase]

you’d support transandrophobia if you were like 2% more chronically online

I don't? support transandrophobia what the fuck are you talking about???

#what are you on

[cgogs]

not over that miette anon that just immediately assumed it was talking about exile like . Who calls exile tyranny

#what are you on