#what is the emperor

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

#and then your parents were like 'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON' #and youre like klsdfjsdoisd NOOOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #I JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE

[whisperwillyou]

I still haven’t watched the last two episodes lol

Have a Noceda siblings sketch that I never finished

Luz really cartwheeled into the boiling isle and swiped the brother Belos has spent the last 400 years fine tuning and I have nothing but respect for her. 😌

#toh #the owl house #Luz Noceda #Hunter Noceda #hunter the golden guard #the most simblings ever #emperor belos #philip wittebane #caleb whittebane #Philip: I made a better version of an old friend- #Luz: you fucked up a perfectly good brother is what you did. Look at him! He’s got anxiety and ptsd! #fox talks

[life-on-our-planet]

Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan

#ocean #japan #sea cucumber #shrimp #haven't the faintest idea what the species are sorry! i just like their lil hands lol #edit: #emperor shrimp #juvenile empy shramps to be exact! #thank u to the people who told me in the notes! #a battle of kings......

[catsharky]

Hey Larian why can't I mention to anyone that the squid man tried to get in my (Ember's) pants? If that happened to me in real life I don't think I'd ever stop talking about it

#Ember voice: [laughing nervously] what the fuck? #also to be clear: The Emperor? smash #but Ember is in a committed relationship ok #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 comic #baldur's gate 3 comic #bg3 astarion #bg3 emperor #act 3 spoilers #my tav #sharky's tav #tav: ember #oc: ember #sharky art

[obsob]

bedtime story with my love !!

#mine #cats #oooooooooogh im so cold....bath time bath time :3 ! #i hope everyone is hvaing a good week i am now DONE with work !!!!! hehe !!!!!!!!!! #i might not do any drawing for a little while . maybe just felt tips #also. cannnot for the life of me decide what 2 read...am like 30% way thro assassins fate but Um its . a little intense so im taking a brea #idk what im in the mood for....something....fun... but isnt bad #i feel like all 'light' books r bad. maybe i will just reread the goblin emperor. as i always do when all else fails #also. am going ice skating tomorrow i am SO excited . i hvent been in so so long its so exciting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #mwah. hve good evening :3

[maskednerd]

#w h a t #toh #the owl house #emperor belos #hunter #textpost memes #he's probably ranking grimwalkers based on how hard they seem to kill #congrats to hunter for being at the top of that list! #what an honor

[smokestarrules]

this scene murdered me. Caleb doesn’t say a word, hardly moved other than looking down slightly. He doesn’t have to. Everything he could say is unnecessary. 

Philip’s lies are slipping through his own fingers and they both know it. 

#WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. #toh #toh spoilers #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #caleb wittebane #philip wittebane #emperor belos #smokey speaks #500 #1k #10k

[rhineposting]

Hollow Mind goes crazy when you realize Kid Belos was just this grown ass man LARPing as a mute toddler.

#WHAT WERE YOU DOINGGG COWERING BEHIND HER AND HOLDING HER HAND LIKE THAT OLD MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUU #GROWN ASS MANNN YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMEEEED #toh #the owl house #toh luz #luz noceda #belos #emperor belos #Not ship but if you tag it as that I guess that's just between you and God (the tag) #rhineart

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #harrow the ninth #this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL #this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships #(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think #the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real #but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed) #there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone? #yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't) #the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god #when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care #(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution) #and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on #it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there #while john is -- well he sure is being john huh #this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end #(with john slam dunked right into hell that is) #it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up #john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too

[the-gom-jabbar]

AI Search Engines: Why won't you use us? 😭

Me:

#Sorry but uncle Frank warned us about them thinking machines #Sometimes I wish he were alive just to see what's going on #Frank would totally take a bat to the nearest computer if it asked him to use ai #frank herbert's dune #frank herbert #dune #dune 2021 #dune memes #paul atreides #children of dune #dune messiah #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune

[mayasaura]

Guys. The cows were about how if people don't like you or don't want to listen to you, they'll decontextualise your actions and use them to discredit you in any situation. How doing one (1) memorable bad thing can be held against you forever. The cows are about looking a council of world leaders in the eyes, telling them we're all being robbed of our futures by megacorporations, showing them the receipts and numbers and photographic evidence, and being told none of your arguments matter actually because you're The Cow Guy.

The cows are about how people don't forgive, not really.

#the way people talk about the cows and John sometimes kind of reminds me of what I mear about the Hunger Games movies #how they leaned into making everything sensational and cinematic the way the Captiol wanted it to be perceived #like on one hand way to miss the point #but on the other hand excellent active demonstration of the thesis statement #A+ on legitimising John's worldview #the locked tomb #nona the ninth #emperor john gaius #john gaius #ntn spoilers #1-800-COW-WALL

[sanflawoah]

For my first post here.

Imperial High Command having some civil discussion. Starring Thrawn, Yularen, Vader, Palpatine, Krennic, and Tarkin.

#star wars #star wars fanart #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #mitth'raw'nuruodo #wullf yularen #admiral yularen #darth vader #vader #palpatine #emperor palpatine #orson krennic #krennic #director krennic #wilhuff tarkin #grand moff tarkin #governor tarkin #“hOw dO yOU knOW WhAts gOoD foR mE?” #“thAT'S MY OPINIOOOOONN” #star wars memes

[pyralart]

Surely that can't be a bad deal...

First part - Previous part < >> Next Part

Also oops, looks like they're not alone... I really wanted to have this one done before monday! Phew so many backgrounds...

You can find the pages as soon as they're done and some exclusive art/extras on my Ko-fi!

#pyralart #the owl house #toh #fanart #the owl house spoilers #philip wittebane #luz noceda #luz toh #Back To The Human Realm #emperor belos #belos toh #toh comic #toh fancomic #owl house fancomic #oohh I was so excited to do that parallel of Luz glaring at him this time #She is NOT happy #I mean... fair #And as always Belos doing what he does best. #Just... *gestures vaguely* doing all this #Hope you enjoy!

[sangco]

preorders for stickers up!

come get ya villagers

#baldur's gate 3 #animal crossing #look at #withers #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #shadowheart #wyll #whats his last name is it really ravengard #halsin #lae'zel #minthara #the emperor bg3 #merch #chibi

[obsob]

happy and proud!!

✷(print shop)✷

#mine #original #sm how managed 2 miss pride month....but its pride month every month in this house hold #ive read two bad YA books so far this month as a break from th 2nd farseer book but now.....i am back.........i am reading th 3rd one #its gna make my brain explode i can feel it #n then idk what i will read. maybe th hands of th emperor #could i read smth other than 800 page epic fantasy pls #the YA books werent too bad for YA but they hve that YA cringe 2 it. idk how u people read it constantly #if i hve 2 read th word 'heck' one more time #also theres always like. disney channel vibes. like i read gay YA romance n its so sanitised n vanilla. its so superficial #like i get this is for 16 year olds but were is the longing. the yearing. these guys are fanfic tropes stuck 2gether 2 glue. #also. what is with nearly every mlm romance / fantasy being YA not adult fiction. whats up w that #anyway hve a good evenin im gna do knitting!!!!!!!!!!!!

[braisedhoney]

i will wring a child’s tears from your eyes

#the owl house #toh #emperor belos #phillip whittebane #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #ney’s art #why does this specific character pull this kind of art from me #alt caption: together we will remember how to cry #trying some brushes out #no but seriously what is it with children's tv shows and having *terrifying* villains