#when he objectively straight up is not

[bunnieswithknives]

CAN WE SEE THE HOSTAGE ROWAN DOODLES

Oh to be at the mercy of someone so far removed from reality that they can't see how much they're hurting you, and wouldn't care if you told them.

#'rubber ducking' is when you speak aloud to an object and it helps you sort through your thoughts #two of us AU #two of us!Red #two of us!David #somehow having a whole ass man tied up in your dorm seems a lot darker than the fun-free-range-nightmare-house #David healed Red's eye with magic and by that I mean Red just straight up doesn't have an eye hole anymore #but hey! at least he's not bleeding out! #art #doodles #kidnapping #whump #I am working so hard to not be a freak about this

[carlyraejepsans]

saw your most recent post about really good fics that contain uncomfortable kinks and i immediately thought "ah, biscia must be reading the mpreg soriel fic" and almost left a reply talking about it but i stopped myself because i realized that would be an insane assumption to make. needless to say i felt so vindicated when i saw you link it in an earlier post.

like. HELLO?

HELLO???????

#answered asks #''I fear nothing good ever comes of it when it does'' is straight up SEARED into my brain as the toriel line of all time I've ever read #there's some character interpretations I don't share there. like i said i don't think either of them would cry that easily #and while the different conception (badumtss) of sex/gender in various monsters was interesting #i felt like it didn't quite deal with the ramifications of not strictly binary reproductions on social perception of gender like I could've #eg the part about boss monsters being closer to humans in how it works and thus having a different concept of mom/dad compared to skeletons #was pretty nice. but if you establish that skeletons work like ghosts but distinguish she/he ''for some reason'' even though all of them #can bear kids. and then you make a comment about ''the child possibly growing into a woman considering the shape of the pelvis'' it's like #why??????? why. whywhywhy. why would that be a factor. even hypothesizing a certain physical dimorphism. WHY pick the one tied to pregnancy #the ONE ASPECT that you decided was shared between both ''male'' and ''female'' skeletons #it's also like. objectively an argument that is leveraged to hurt and deny trans people irl so it was just. unbelievably uncomfortable #this is what we mean with mpreg and transphobia btw #not that the concept is inherently transphobic or hurtful to trans people #but that that kind of alternative biological worldbuilding implies an alternative social conception of gender role for the characters #that a lot of authors just. straight up miss. because their view of the world is still very cis/perisexist #BUT!!!!!!!!!! #it was still over all a very good fic. I'd rec it to pll not into that for the initial 2 chapters alone

[two-crows]

mmmmmmmmmmore of this au while ao3 is being attacked

also yeah this has a name now (and so very creative) LBFU; lil bit fucked up wooaoahhh

#i'll update the other posts #LBFU rnm #putting rnm at the end just in casesies #i'll draw actual rnm later i just like rotating these guys in my brain #rick shaves his head cause he picks and pulls at it often when its long #which isnt hte best #so yk gotta take advantage of that weak object permanence and shave it off #also i dont think bp changes that much in this au which is why i didnt write much under his thing #idk straight up ramblin here #rick and morty #rick and morty fanart #birdrick #rick and morty oc #my art wowie

[laidenbreecatchall]

I uhm uhhhhhh

#I would explain it but that’s too damn hard #you get this #that’s me on the right btw #trafalgar law #one piece #my art #ryeart #art #he looked really cute in my dream #so much so I had to draw him in the morning #also I drew that Doflamingo with no ref I’m super proud of myself #that’s straight up what he looked like in my dream #also I saw Corazon for a second in the dream and im pretty sure part of our objective besides beating Doflamingo’s ass was getting Corazon #a few of ​the straw hats were also there but clearly I had priorities when drawing #it was very involved it was fun #and we had to be sneaky #when we eventually had to fight Doflamingo it was like a turn based rpg and I was the last one with stamina that had to finish him off #and everyone was real worried and it was the whole you can win but you will absolutely get hurt #like a lot and you might even die. And obviously Law wasn’t to keen on that idea #donquixote doflamingo #trafalgardwaterlaw #trafalgar d water law #Law didn’t kiss me in the dream btw. he just really wanted to but we were around others and you know #one piece self insert

[sapphicautistic]

My gf was listening to "White Blank Page" by Mumford and Sons and I once again told her that song is SO much better if it's gay.

She doesn't listen to the lyrics of songs but she's extremely good at literary analysis and this time she actually looked up the lyrics and has now come to the following conclusion: "It makes no sense if it's not gay."

My (objectively best) reading is this:

The narrator was in love with a guy who strung him along, never willing to be in a committed (or public) relationship with him and maybe insisting that it's extremely heterosexual "helping a bro out" sex, except in more intimate moments. Finally out of nowhere guy is suddenly committed to a woman and when Narrator confronted him, guy spat out homophobic vitriol and claimed he's not gay like the Narrator.

(For extra flavor imagine them as closeted, straight passing Midwestern flannel wearing, love-bonfires-and-camping guys who sat next to each other at church and elbowed and annoyed each other like best friends do and were each other's go-to source of emotional support! And then to suddenly shut Narrator out for the first time ever, by abruptly marrying a woman and insisting that he's always been straight and their relationship meant nothing...)

Here are the lyrics:

Can you lie next to her And give her your heart, your heart As well as your body? And can you lie next to her And confess your love, your love As well as your folly? And can you kneel before the king And say, "I'm clean! I'm clean!" ? But tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? A white blank page and a swelling rage, rage You did not think When you sent me to the brink, to the brink You desired my attention But denied my affections, my affections So tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life Oh, lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life

Why call multiple people "you" in a totally unclear way? Why would you claim that your female ex's new man can't love her AT ALL (not just as much as you did, AT ALL)? And invoking the judgment of God is so fucking tedious if you're just shaming your female ex for moving on or even cheating/getting with your friend. Also you look like a creepy asshole if you think a girl broke up with you for "loving her too much".

This song is tepid, badly written, and makes the narrator look like an asshole if it's NOT gay.

The gay reading is the ONLY compelling one.

#i don't even care about m/m romances lmao i get bored when there's no women BUT #this is objectively the best reading #anyways my gf and I came up with the main beats for an entire romance story about these guys #as a dyke raised in the church i really like the religious midwestern reading here too #also there's SUCH a phenomenon of guys having secret sex out in these rural areas and insisting even to themselves it's not gay #so this reading is very compelling to me #i also like to think the woman is like fine. there's nothing wrong with her she's sweet and friends with both of them. #gf said what if she's Narrator's sister? #like i think it's better narrative wise if the woman has no idea and isn't trying to 'turn him straight' #bc the ex CHOSE this. he caved and all so he can stand before God and insist he's 'clean' #which to me... very very resonant #updates on my boring life #also I think the ex can be either bi or gay like it doesn't matter because either way Narrator is convinced ex loves HIM still n not wifey #god i could go line by line but no one wants that lmao it's extremely funny that i fixated on this #i did not even know it was a mumford and sons song or that they are british until gf told me both facts today #i am in no way a fan #im jsut a sucker for religion flavored gay angst i guess or at least this variety of it

[selkiecoded]

lgbt lit was funny as hell we spent the first 20 finishing up our fun home discussion and the rest of the time discussing slurs

#also its so funny being who i am because i look like A Vaguely Quiet and Polite Girl Nerd but um. am not all those things. #and. like i cant remember how we got on the topic but my prof mentioned how when we were reading giovannis room he made some comment on #davids body count where he claimed he had only slept with joey prior meeting giovanni and me + one other person were like uh no he didnt #(and acknowledging that he was being a little liar in these moments was integral to my reading/interpretation but i digress) #and i objected with. he was like i was so shocked because you went out right 'when he was sucking dick in an alleyway' and youre a-- #then he like straight up referred to me as a 'young lady' LMFAOOO sure. but its like oh hm yeah i can see how that would be unexpected. #then we got onto the topic of tumblr. as we often do as queer 18-20~ somethings. and i mentioned i had one and he was like. ren D: #i know buddy. if the sucking dick comment shocked you you would keel over reading some of the other stuff i post about here.

[bisexualdorkmess]

Writer Ric from Sandman is weak shit like dude. If I was "gifted" a muse like my life would be DEVOTED to worshipping her.

Like, Calliope my beloved, beauty beyond the stars. Give me 24 hours to cater to your whims, take you out on the town.

I want to take her to butterfly gardens and coffee shops, hang on her every word. Take her to a planetarium, aquarium, museum, anywhere she wants to go. Give her her freedom at the end of the day and beg for her blessings. Make an altar to her and leave offerings, fresh flowers, fine wine, poetry about her. Pray to her and know that you did everything you did to curry favor, take inspiration in writing from the devotion to her.

Like, dude doesn't even TRY. He just locks her upstairs and sits down to write like. Hmm gee what to write. Like all the literary places you could go just from "there is a muse locked in my bedroom and I don't know what to do". Like my guy there Is SO MUCH to emotionally unpack right there. So many places you can go and ideas to explore from just that, but nah.

Like, ACTUALLY fucking woo her dude don't just buy her stuff and complain. She's literally a fucking GODDESS just be inspired by her mere presence. Weak ass man can't even be bothered to spend time with her like my guy, you are not doing yourself any favors at all.

Like he feels so guilty and weird about having a woman trapped in his house against her will like??? You know how to fix that? Be nice to her and let her goooo. Just going through that situation should be enough to give you boatloads of inspiration.

#obviously he's a weak ass man and he had to repeat the other authors mistakes #he just straight up treats her like a boring object like bruh theres a living unicorn of a person in your bedroom #i was half hoping when he sent the girl student to free her theyd fall in love #or girl student would at least try to worship her #anyway he got what was coming to him #the sandman #the sandman Calliope #calliope deserved better than those useless men #men are weak

[katyspersonal]

It doesn't even make any sense to say ppl justify the Do/ll so they can simp for Ge/hr/man because simps here are always okay with their blorbo being a little or much morally depraved. It is Tumblr, what do those edgelords expect?

jhfgfgdsgds Well, yeah

If you really analyze WHAT fictional male characters tend to attract a lot of stans and people thirsting for them, it is almost always unconditional? Like... People do not need to apologize anyone in BLORBOrne to like them. I mean LOOK at the guys BB fandom thirsts for the most - they are not even TRYING to pretend their favs are not what first meets the eye!

So why would that change for like, a single old man? In fact, on tungle dot hell the more unapologetically and obviously twisted the character is - the BETTER, somehow...?

I will be real, when I was digging lore and themes rather than characters interpreting, I was completely content with 'Maria is a badass masculine woman and G3hrman is a creepy old man' interpretation and worked my ideas from that field. I just... had no problem with the character being messed up and still hated OR enjoyed for who he is? It was when I got a glimpse of big misinterpretation going thanks to retranslation document when I grabbed my pretentious magnifying glass and made my own research.

Feels like eternity now, but to confess the truth, I kinda... liked it how it used to be? The type of 'a person I'd hate to deal with in real life but can explore from every angle in fiction'. Just ask @val-of-the-north how hard I simped for him back then *sobs* (Don't actually ask him oh my god sdfhfdhs I am joking) But yeah that's in the past and I don't even NEED it anymore, whatever I was able to obtain from the concept I now got in spades

But yeah, again, I agree - not even ONCE a Tumblr simp needed to deny the reality; there is just... well, when the blorbo is not ACTUALLY that bad, there is no fun in liking him with this 'badness', and Gehrm4n is... well, not that bad. But fictional men lovers here will pick the worst war criminal who is evil just to be sexy and portray HIM and not some 'morally grey character' as the dream husbando, THIS is what Tumblr stands on and WILL stand on forever sdfjhhds

#fandomry rambles #shitposting #ask replies #filtering the name because these memes are too fucking stupid to leave my target audience sdfhfhfhgsd #sorry </3 #i still stand by the remark that if g3hrman was straight up bitch without any 'up to interpretation' controvercy- #-he'd actually have MORE fans #it is just that everyone with at least 1 Insight point just FEELS that something is not right here #blorborne should be new name for a section of fandom that is mostly or entirely devoted to liking bb blorbos tho dfskjhfd #especially 4 sexymen of the apocalypse (m1colash alfr3d v4ltr and brad0r) #god every time i have to use the word blorbo i remember that time on twitter when no one knew what this word means fsghfsd #it was so funny dfshfdhgs #but.... yeah.. to be honest i would not mind g3hrman being creepy old man in the slightest :') #i'd just object that he simps for maria and want to be his little doll MYSELF :(((((( #but yeah as someone who loves m1colash and aldr1ch a lot i am defo not the type to wash blorbo's depravity away #if anything i am all for making character even WORSE! just check some of my takes on mico dshfdh

[belovedblabber]

Okay but my bg3 girl is so pretty tho. I only get to play in little bursts because my lovely friend is streaming it for me and letting me play via him because I have nothing that can run it

Her name is Leonessa (she likes going be Leo) and she's a disowned noble and a warlock and a disaster and she is making so many bad choices but hey who can blame her?

#my friend is seeing so many things he has not seen in his own playthrough because i keep making wild choices #also i made him run me straight to karlach so wyll's story got jumpstarted BIGTIME fghjk #she fails like every perception check. she has 8 strength and tried to break chains with her arms #then tried to dislocate her shoulder to break free and like #fractured her wrist #i love her #i should maybe have her go by nessa instead but i think leo is kinda cute for her #she is that post about the girl offering to opens someone's water bottle when they were struggling and then failing when she tried #she is a lesbian doing her best and she loves all her new friends who she just met #she also wants to poke at everything and keeps getting caught up with Entities and Objects #bg3 #bg3 tav

[arthurwilde]

When Marty is rhapsodizing about what a genius detective Rust was and how good he was at getting people to tell him stuff like “gosh he was just so good at it...some kind of genius at reading people...for the life of me I don’t know how he did it” and then we see that Rust just brained the guy with a toolbox. That’s how he did it, Marty. That was his brilliant strategy. His unbeatable argument. The secret to his success. Toolbox to the head

#it's just soooooo funny how marty is literally like he was a genius. my god #and then we see rust straight up giving a man a head injury #like how much of rust's mystique is absolute full horseshit #how much has he convinced other people of his own legend when he really just hits people in the head with heavy objects #text post tag #fandom blather #true detective related

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

NO FUCKING WAY ALINA WALKED RIGHT INTO THEIR CARRIAGE WITH JESPER WATCHING THAT WAS AMAZING

#also i knew kirigan was a shady bitch but I wasn't expecting the straight up black heretic #shadow and bone #show me who you are #alina starkov #look i love me a good mysterious love interest as much as the next guy. but i really didn't like the way he said certain things to her #as if she's just an object to used #to be* #naomi watches things tag #i have no idea where this is going to go #like wtf happens when she gets out lmao #jesper being so amused was everything i love him

[grandmofftarkinsuggestions]

sometimes...... legends canon star wars..... is worse.

#sw #death star novel #i'm most of the way finished with it and dear g-d. #do ya'll seriously like this novel??????? #i need to know what the actual ultimate end-all-be-all daala x tarkin book is bc it is not this one surely. #she's barely in it! she is just here to be his yes man and have a few cute moments with him and that's it. #she is meant to be the main investigator for the mysterious ship explosion that happened but then she retained #memory loss of the past six months after some brain trauma caused in a fight. and then she got shipped back off to the maw. #like any agency and importance she had as a character besides being an emotional base to tarkin (who is also barely in it) #was rendered utterly and totally useless. like she doesn't matter at all besides a few hey we totally care about giving tarkin an arc #/lying moments from the authors. like? they don't even actually utilize her as a tool to uplift tarkin's character arc. she's basically #just there for the investigation (which is now a fridged plot point? i'm assuming that's that on that for its importance to #the story bc she was the only one who knew anything about it and her memory got fucked) and they immediately threw that away #bc it wouldn't fit with anh plotwise and her injury was used for like. two or three scenes of tarkin being kinda nervous. #that's it. like the writers obviously don't care about tarkin and it's killing me bc he is objectively one of the most interesting #characters in the death star novel's mile-long cast of boring apolitical straight couples. #also they make tarkin and vader mildly irritated with each other. even when this book came out (mid 00s) vader and tarkin #were still canonically friends. like in anh. the first movie. the movie that the rest of either canon is based upon. #but whatever! i hate when sw authors ignore canon just bc they personally don't like tarkin like shut up! #get somebody who does like him to write him for g-d's sake. #and that's not even really touching on just how misogynistic this book's writing of every single female character is lmaooo #like daala is the best written woman in it imo and i just ranted about how they used her exclusively as a crux to tarkin's emotions. #insane that she didn't have a first name for over 20 years. that says it all right there.

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Tbh yall within the realm of a romance novel I really don’t feel that Tamlin is abusive.

#like yeah irl locking the person you love in the house to protect them isn’t actually a good idea #and is actually borderline abusive cuz you’re enforcing your will on another individual #bUT within the realm of a romance novel not following irl moral standards I really don’t feel like it was that bad #maybe I’ve read too much fucked up shit in manga idk but like Tamlin ?????? isn’t that bad #he fucks up yes but objectively it didn’t come from a place of control it came from a place of fear #and it wasn’t unfounded either especially when in book 1 Feyre very clearly establishes she doesn’t listen to warnings #idkkkk but straight up calling him abusive and as bad as Rhys rubs me wrong everytime I see it

[iiapple]

the amount of people saying the Complete Obvious of not woobifying airy or excusing his actions is super annoying. now for that, i am completely serious about being an airy sympathizer #autism #mentalillness

#everytime i see a dumbass post about airy doing Bad Things and dont excuse him ​the drawn together A-DURRRR plays in my head #object show fans have no sense of gray morality and nuance. and when they discover things arent black + white its like they found Jesus #''airy killed a baby stop defending him 😡'' um. based????? #hes straight up some isolated autist that has lost his previous sense of self and is trying to keep himself occupied #god forbid an autistic guy wants a little bit of fun in his enclosure #also honestly. who cares if people woobify him. object shows are fucked up if you think about it anyways #in that case wouldnt everyone be toxic for enjoying characters that had done bad things? #i would be toxic for being an apple enjoyer because she targetted and harmed marshmallow countless times and was ableist. lol #ignore

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[torubeth]

degradation taken too far (mature content 18+)

context/warnings : it’s smut, so kids shoo! hell of a lot of degradation. they’re so mean i hate them. (swearing, words used : slut and slutty) angst to i have no idea what. pls do lmk if i missed any tws. and as always, its not proofread :p gojo ver.

ryomen sukuna ‘is that all you can do? all your yapping earlier about ridin’ me was just talks? answer me’ his sudden shift in demeanour has you feeling really small. sure he is a rude ass prick but not to you. never to you.

‘no- i can take it. i really can ryo’ tears sting at your eyes as you struggle to take in his full length. his hands giving your waist a small squeeze.

‘yeah and that’s all you’ve been saying for the past goddamn fifteen minutes. either you take it like a good girl or i’ll just have to find someone who will. trust me, i can’ he eyes held no remorse of the words he just spewed and that’s when you break.

correction, you shatter.

somewhere in the back of your head you knew he’ll never leave you but him wording it out makes it seem like it’s bound to happen.

and so tears stroll down your cheeks, your hands and legs giving out on you, your body going limp against his and you whisper the same thing over and over again.

‘don’t leave me ryo. i’m sorry. didn’t mean to upset you. i’m so sorry. don’t leave’

quickly his arms wrap around your body protectively, your face between his shoulder blade and neck, wetting the area with fresh batch of tears.

‘i could never leave you. you’re-’ you’re it for me. ‘you’re always the one that keeps me sane. there’s no way i’ll ever leave you. i’m sorry baby, forgive me. i didn’t mean a word of what i said’ he says.

when he didn’t get a response from you ‘look at me’ he whispers. slowly you leave the comfort of his neck and meet his eyes.

‘i didn’t mean it. you could leave me on deathbed and i still wouldn’t mean it’

‘i can’t leave you ryo. i love you way too much’ you sniffle, new tears threatening to spill so you go back to huddle against his neck.

god. he knows you mean it. and that’s what makes him feel like a dickhead.

‘me too, i- i lo-’ he struggles, just as your palm reaches up to cover his mouth.

‘i know ryo, i know’ you whisper, placing your forehead against his, both of you basking in the quietness of the surrounding.

geto suguru ‘fuckin-! ah shit! some insane grip you have on me baby. can’t move if you clench and lock me up like that’ he smirks against your neck.

‘and a bit quiet today ain’t ya? you sure had a lot to say to satoru earlier heh’ he remarks.

‘we were just catching up suguru, nothing-! nothing more’ you whine.

‘catching up you say? does catching up require smiles and touches? do they angel baby?’ he raises his eyebrows.

‘no..’ you avert your eyes away from his.

‘that’s what i thought. so for that, now you pay’ he pulls out suddenly, and pushes all the way back in making you yelp out loud.

‘sugu! ah fuck, i don’t think i can go another round baby. s’too much!’ the pressure was starting to get to you and you were starting to lose stability.

‘hah, i know you can baby, this slutty pussy’s all you’re good for anyway. fuck, doesn’t matter whose it is, as long as you’re filled. am i right?’ his words pierced straight through your heart.

since when did he-?

out of reflex, your hands reach out to touch his face to make sure that this was a dream nightmare. otherwise there’s no way he-

‘don’t touch me with those filthy hands’ he spits but makes no effort to push your hand off.

‘do you really think that’s all i’m good for?’ your voice is soft, filled with pain, and suddenly it’s like he’s broken out of his trance.

what the fuck am i doing, he thought.

slowly he pulls out, all whilst holding your hand against his cheek.

‘absolutely not. no. fuck, did not mean it angel. i promise. i- i don’t know what came over me-! didn’t mean it. please i’m sorry. next time if i ever lose my shit with you, i want you to take the nearest sharp object and plunge it into my chest’ he heaves out a guttural sigh.

‘you were really mean you know..’ you wipe your eyes.

‘i know baby, fuck. i didn’t mean it. i did not mean it. i’ll never do it again princess, ever’ he repeats.

his face lands on your chest, thanking all the gods and the stars out there for giving him another chance.

he’ll never screw up again and that’s a promise.

nanami kento ‘you really couldn’t wait for a few hours? just had to go and think with your cunt, right? have you no- ugh! no shame?’ his thrusts were sloppy as his hands were placed around your hips.

‘kento- slow down baby, i- i don’t think i can last’ you whine, hands clutching at the sheets.

‘no. you asked for this you little slut. so shut. the. fuck. up. and take it!’ each syllable was accompanied by a harsh thrust.

the usually composed, sweet and calm nanami was nowhere to be found. he’s never once called you a ‘slut’ and what caused this? you rubbing him through his pants and riling him up at his office dinner earlier tonight.

he warned you off multiple times but did you listen? no.

‘why are you so quiet now? i thought this is what you wanted’ his voice comes out raspy and cold.

a quiet but audible whimper escaped your lips, making him halt his actions.

slowly he pulled out, gently laying you on your back as your body shook with each sob.

‘sweetheart…? why are you…’

you look up at him, eyes puffy and swolllen ‘i’m sorry kento, it’s just that, you’re never home these days and i missed you so much’ a cry that’s sure to crack his heart leaves your lips.

‘i just wanted you all to myself for tonight but i didn’t mean to be a bother-’

his warm body hovers over yours, ‘you’re never a bother baby. always know that. you will always be at the top of every and any list i make. there’s nothing more i want than coming home to you everyday after work. and i didn’t mean to lash out at you. you didn’t deserve that, i’m sorry’ he leans down to press a kiss to your forehead.

‘you will always have me sweetheart, never forget that. now let me make it up to you yeah?’

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