#where are the vampires you BITCH

[plaidpyjamas]

Roomie, panicking: WHERE'D THEY PUT THE FUCKING VAMPIRES

#for context he's talking about the mcu #things my roommate says #mcu #marvel #vampires #where are they disney #where are the vampires you BITCH

[vicbutnotactually]

Day 15: Rat King

Squeak squeak

#Why does he kinda slay tho #hes so extra #Why do you need the hat bro #where did he even get that outfit #gotta love that dark robe and hat combo #i would wear that #did he MAKE the outfit? #did he BUY it? #either way it raises more questions #why the vampiric ass outfit Rat King? #slay roaming around the shadows of New York City in your black robe getup with your army of rats plotting the end of humanity #i know this bitch has the art of war in his bookshelf #me too girl me too #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt rat king #rat king #tmnttober 2023 #tmnttober #inktober #rats should only be named after random objects and round vegetables #this bitch naming his favorite rat Aristotle? sir that is a scrimblus mcbinblus #why his robe collar like that #Rat King girlie what are you doing you’re a scientist not a wizard #it’s ok rat King you’re not ugly you just have bad skin and are evil #does he wear sweatpants under the robe? #i would #Rat King is the heroin chic slay to end all slays

[cubile-animussy]

happy day 5 4 of Rory Week!!! i tried to post this last night but it turns out it never finished uploading 🥴 anyway here's a fancam

#why yes i did take this song from the behind the scenes video where Vanessa said it was Cameron's favorite to play in his dressing room #thank you for asking #(it's called Brand New Bitch by Anjulie btw) #mbav #my babysitter's a vampire #roryweek2023 #rory keaner

[zozo-01]

i am being personally victimized by @darling-solaire's british-pakistani porter (im foaming at the fucking mouth and i am bursting at the seams)

#“not this bitch on the fucking floor again” CORRECT THAT IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND ME #THE FUCKING POSIBILITIES #FJIAW'EFJIEA'FJEAIWR'F #like like #imagine porter being turned during the partition #like some british vampire found him dying cuz of a mob attack and took pity on him #so they turned him as an act of mercy #just. UGH. #U G H #the next fic is me working through the generational trauma of the partition through darlin and porter ;--------; (with permission ofcccc) #this is zo speaking

[ureithral]

AU where kaoru is a vampire and rei is a human damsel in distress who’s in love with a certain vampire

Read tags…

#reikao #what if kaoru is like swear to not like drinking human blood but this bitch keeps whining for him to suck him off #girl leave me alone.. #rei is a maiden.. #rei is A GIRL. #rk fanfic writers where are you at #rei was like this when she saw kaoru for the first time but kaoru is like sorry i dont drink human blood winks #but rei keeps chasing him and kaoru is tired of him #rei screams kaoru whats wrong rei kyaa a vampire i hope you dont bite me wink wink #kaoru is a nice vampire ig #kaorei #rei sakuma #kaoru hakaze #girl #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars fanart #my art #rei damsel in distress is like my fav kind of rei #umm cringe

[batfall-a]

* So …

#📱 / mobile #how are we feeling about the news of a twilight reboot #😂😂😂😂😂 #i fucking hate it here #NO ONE NEEDS THIS #like I’m a messy bitch for loving the OG movies no one said I wasn’t #but where are you going to find people who ACTUALLY want to see a gaslighting vampire groom a 17 yr old #..while a wolf imprints on a baby 😂😂😂😂 #THE fuck

[sophsun1]

I died laughing that after Claudia outed Lestat's secret rendezvous, Lestat was casually like 'Oh I don't know... if you remember... and Louis immediately answers Antoinette? thinking to himself... the same girl who you first stepped out on me with, that girl? Sure I remember her... I chose violence that day and wanted you to burn her and I see I was totally justified in doing so... the very definition of I can excuse murder and violence... but cheating on me again with that girl.. no thank you... please have some taste... and Lestat's pathetic ' I'll kill her soon...' they're so stupid and dumb, I hate them.

#iwtv amc #louis de pointe du lac #asdfjkl; #louis just rolled his eyes and was like please where is your taste #that basic bitch you chose #asdfgjkl #claudias joy at outing him was glorious #interview with the vampire

[mxviko]

I just watched the ungroundable yesterday and I absolutely loved it and I adore the goth kids, what made it the perfect ending is seeing the little guy in the background

I have a collection at this point

#burn out is still a bitch ahh I’m drawing so slow #oh to be in a day in age where you could go to hot topic and come out looking like a vampire #i wish I could dress even remotely early 2000s :( #I’ll take being goth too #also I need goth kid lore before they were goth- #v rambles

[elvesofnoldor]

lestat losing an entire eyeball after acquiring Great (and terrible) knowledge and then later assuming leadership on a pantheon of immortals (stupid ass vampires) just gives off "what if loki unwillingly exchanged an eye for knowledge from Mimir's well and stumbled into ruling Asgard" vibe

#im no where close to being ready to start reading the prince lestat trilogy but it doesn't keep me from looking forward to it lol #should have let your devil boyfriend kept your eye. maybe ruling those stupid ass vampires would have been an easier time for you that way #mae overshares #lestat is too dumb to be loki but whatever. like loki everybody thinks he's a bitch and they hate him. so the parallel still holds #also no time for essay but lestat is only hashtag Patriarch the way loki is #he is only patriarch as the Father of Monsters. He who spawned the oddities of the world #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[hanzajesthanza]

combining (one of my) favorite short story with (some of my) favorite characters ❤️

#i want sigrdrifa to show up and yennefer to be like ‘oh. hey i didn’t think we were friends’ #and the priestess turns her face towards her with molten-gold eyes and goes ‘hello yennefer’ and yen gets full body chills lol #female friendship is when [checks notes] the patron goddess of motherhood grants you her boon and shows you your imminent immense suffering #too many marriage comedies where the groom has no friends. what about the friendless bride who never got along with the rest of the girls #to be fair geralt’s party isn’t really ‘the guys’ it’s like one guy one woman one [lazy hand gesture that says ‘behold!’] #i would say ‘and the kidnapper of his daughter’ but i think cahir is in the audience for this he has like son-in-law status not groomsman #angoulême is in the audience striking up a best friendship with torque who decided to show up too #txt #f: a hansa’s a hansa #headcanons #story: something ends something begins #the witcher books #geralt of rivia #yes this is (checks timestamps) two months old but its still good #s: you’ve condemned yourself to me #and yes the vampire that yarpen throws garlic at is regis why not. or vereena if she regenerated and just wanted to show up bc #she and nivellen got back together because that dumb son of a bitch forgave her for the horrors

[danzainosolitude]

At this point I would’ve preferred them keeping the damsel in distress plot point for Annette. Because. Wdym she was a slave and is now a metalbender. Who the hell are you talking about.

#yeah Maria and richter get to be mostly game accurate but Annette gets replaced by a random character that shares the same name as her #besides the whole ‘don’t call this shit a rondo of blood adaptations if you’re just going to change everything’ where the fuck is Dracula?? #yknow the guy they’re supposed to be fighting against. the set up for symphony of the night. that guy. #only slightly relevant to this post but black women never get to be the ones getting saved #oh boy I wonder why that happens (racism) #the other race changes were strange as well #me watching these two fine ass dark skin vampire serve that fuck ass bitch erzebeth 😐 #never played bloodlines but I’m sorry Elizabeth but they made you ugly☹️ #the fact the made Annette really aggressive too… read the wiki and what the fuck do you mean she makes fun of richter for running away for #*from* THE VAMPIRE THAT KILLED HIS MOM IN FRONT OF HIM #castlevania #castlevania anime #netflixvania tw #tired of things having to be time period accurate… couldn’t we just had a cute nice romance between a black woman and her himbo boyfriend #and Maria is there too I guess #although it’s always been her role in the story to just. be there

[vampirologist]

genuinely this!!! @shewhosleepsalotincemetaries I made this post already but BUFFYVERSE PRACTICAL EFFECTS I LOVE YOUUU

#like you can say it looks bad or whatever but I appreciate actual demons that had effort put into them to look like demons!! #like. scenes like when buffy and angel kissed the first time and he camped out would not have hit like they did #If they just made the vampires have different colored eyes or something #Your tags immediately made me think of that post on here of a guy from the supernatural wiki where it says he’s a dragon but he’s literally #Just some guy #buffyverse would have made that bitch scaly! like a demon! #*VAMPED OUT. Lol

[tiny-huts]

No memes are funnier than the ones in a DND discord server that five people understand

#dnd #sorcerer pulled a bitch last night who immediately got attacked by a vampire #and je is currently MIA #they dont know where his ass is and someone comes in with the isnt there someone you forgot to ask meme #with the vampire spawn that attacked him

[thriev]

i think one of caroline's big conflicts has always been about the lines she'd cross for her friends. how she'll call herself a 'good' vampire who is above slaughter and creating victims out of people for fun, but how at the end of the day there isn't much she wouldn't do if one of her friends's lives were at stake. and having it be about her friends is good and well but i decided to give her an extra layer of angst by making it about her instead. by having her kill damon i gave her an extra thing to worry about because now caroline knows she'd kill for her own survival, and she has killed for her own survival, and this was before she became a vampire. which means she was always capable of it, even when she was nothing but a harmless human girl. and idk! i just think it's tasty. it's interesting. i think it's always been a constant battle, for caroline, to be a good person. it's a constant effort, and she can't really afford to even slip up once, and i think it'd just be fun to explore all that.

#out. #sometimes care's made out to be this paragon of vampirism. like it's vampirism done right #and i argue that it's just vampirism done good. but not necessarilly vampirism done /right/ #bc vampires are meant to be killers. they're meant to Eat. they're meant to outlive everything and everyone #so in a sense sometimes klaus has it right i think LFJSG just going apeshit all the time and ruining everyone's lives (including his own) #i think that's what vampires were made for. #caroline actively challenges that. Constantly. because she keeps reinforcing that all that behaviour is a /choice/ at the end of the day #and she's right!!!!!! (ripperism aside?) it Is always a choice. vampires just usually always make the easier one #caroline's had a life of making hard choices though. not hard as in morally ethically difficult but as in. personally #she has to try very hard to be kind. to be caring. she's always been passionate but she has to learn to channel it correctly #over the years it gets easier. it becomes more ingrained. but at first a bitch was really struggling #so. u know. making hard choices. doing the challenging thing instead of the easy thing? caroline's an expert <3 #all THAT to say her real battle isn't really with her humanity vs her vampirism #it's about the uglier side of her humanity that she's always tried to keep hidden vs the 'good' side of her that she's trying to preserve #i think about that line in the show a lot where tyler(?) says to caroline 'i guess they just expect better from you' #and care going 'what? like it's easy for me?' #bc it's not!!! it's hard!!! but it looks so easy everyone assumes it is like. baby girl's struggling Believe me

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

I know that we can't take the hyperreality of any musical too seriously, but I think that if the man who claimed to be super in love with me, that I went out of my way to find while he was a fugitive, who abandoned me the morning after I slept with him, who didn't even say good bye, who let me think he was dead, who let me RAISE OUR CHILD for TEN GODDAMN YEARS first greeted me with "you don't know the pain I've been in," my reaction would be violent.

#the punk ass bitch of coney island #the fuckboi of the opera #love never dies #i am weak for the vampire trench coat and started watching the aussie pro shoot #throw a glass at him christine you can do it #not to be a feminist on main but this shit was so written by a man #in a way the original musical and the Leroux novel are not #where is my FEMALE GAZE buffet?? oh in the costumes? again? good point. i'll allow it.

[itsjustpoopeh]

In case y'all didn't know, it's free to not watch shows you hate and shut the fuck up about them

#911 fox #succession #interview with the vampire amc #yellowjackets #the last of us #fandom discourse #this is just a small selection of fandoms where yall are driving me infuckingsane with this shit #i dont even watch succession whynam i seeing your posts bitching about it in other tags? #because you need attention? #grow up #ted lasso #richmond till we die