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kay-selfships · 6 months
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you can’t kill me, i have anime boys in my phone that need me
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trunklewunjle · 4 months
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Woe bone pile sheet be upon ye
Ink belongs to comyet
Error belongs to CrayonQueen
Cross belongs to JakeiArtWork
Dream belongs to Jokublog
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coquelicoq · 6 months
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girl help the beautiful man at the food truck flirted with me and shook my hand with his big gorgeous hand and held on a little longer than he needed to (but in a good way) and then he gave me a free mango lassi and THEN left his food truck unattended to go get me a bottle of water after i asked if there was any water available and after all that all he wants in exchange (other than payment for the food i ordered) is for me to rate him on google maps. but girl i don't even know how to do that
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hood-ex · 2 years
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No because if DC was smart like me, they would've let Damian go live with Dick, and while he was living there, five-year-old Mar'i Grayson would've appeared from another universe. After learning that the universe she came from was destroyed, Dick would've taken her in. Cuz then we would've gotten amazing scenes like this:
Dick: Damian, can you do Mar'i's hair before school? I have to run and check on something at S.T.A.R. Labs.
Damian: Tt. What do you expect me to do? Put little pink bows in it?
Dick: Not the pink ones. She only likes purple.
Damian: You say that like it's brand new information. As if I haven't been subjected to a mountain of purple entering our home since the first day she got here.
Dick: "Subjected to." Please. You were the one who offered to paint her room. You practically chose the color yourself.
Damian: ...Aren't you going to be late or something?
Dick: Nice save. Listen, just put Mar'i's hair up in a ponytail or space buns, okay? I'll see you guys later after school.
Damian: You never taught me how to do space buns.
Dick: YouTube it. It's not that hard.
Cue Dick picking Damian and Mar'i up from school later that day and realizing that Mar'i's space buns are wildly lopsided.
Dick: You couldn't have given her a ponytail instead?
Damian: She overheard you mention space buns and she insisted that's what she wanted. If this is anyone's fault, it's yours.
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seraph-draws-stuff · 9 months
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Love how everyone’s interpretation of eclipse has been insane and unhinged and super dangerous but then his canon appearance reveals that he’s actually a sweetie pie
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illegal dirtbike people who do not obey traffic laws I hate you I hate you I hate you
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I was on my way to a protest today and I accidentally past through the wrong protest (the one protesting against the protest i was going to) and this group of people started yelling at me and coming my way and eventually they circled me and they were standing so fucking close to me they were basically on me and they kept yelling and yelling at me to "fuck off to the other side of the road" and things like that and they WOULD NOT stop or let me go and I had to scream my lungs out at them and they still didn't let me go long story short it's good I had my flag with me because it got so aggressive I had to hit their legs with a stick and run for my life. Anyway good job doing that to a kid half your size yall. And shout out to the cops who saw a bunch of people attacking a minor and did nothing. Good fucking work you guys.
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wild-neko · 7 months
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Dyke tiddies at the beach
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hotgirlcastiel · 6 months
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being a pedestrian is one of the most embrassing thinngs in the world
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sunberry-strawflower · 9 months
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#curtissonweek2023
I have no excuse for being hella late. I was just procrastinating throughout the whole day😭😭I finished it thoo
This work is, like the last three, an entry for @blue-fanlady's curtisson week!
This one is just little over 1k words domestic curtisson where they literally share a house and everything and yet they're not married?? 🤨🤨 yea I'm gonna have to call bullshit (but yea I didn't make them married in this story sorry)
ALSO I'm just as tired as them in this story rn and I'm not gonna lie I wrote parts of this fanfic half asleep so‼️‼️whoops ‼️‼️I'll proofread once I wake up cause a little after I post this I'm going to bed (at...7am HEDJHFJR)
Word count: 1.2k
Curtisson Week Day 4: Sleeping
Burt was sitting on the couch in the living room of he and Sven's shared house with a book in hand. He had it open, but wasn't really paying too much attention to the story. It was mostly just to pass the time as he waited for Sven to come home from work. He looked back at his watch. 9:43pm. That's around the time Sven got off, so he should be home soon.
Burt was lucky enough to be sent off of work early. Though he was kind of upset at the same time because usually he and Sven got out of work around the same time (Sven getting out about 30 minutes after him), so he never had to wait too long for him. This time, though, he was sent off three hours earlier than he usually was. He wasn't sure why, but he didn't question it. Time off work is time off work.
Though…maybe he should've offered to work the three hours anyway. Just so he'd have something to do.
Sven and Burt had moved in together fairly recently, so while all the necessary stuff were set, such as cooking supplies, a bed, a couch, dressers, etc, etc., they were still lacking some things that they were planning on getting once they had the time.
For now, though, most things involving entertainment weren't present. Aside from like, his phone and a few books. Which he was usually alright with. He was content just sitting there, drinking his morning coffee on their porch. "Like an old man." Sven would say. But it wasn't morning, nor was it really the time for you to be chilling out on your porch. Way too cold at night.
He was feeling a little tired, but he didn't want to sleep without his boyfriend in his arms, and chances are Sven felt the same way. Though, maybe doing a relaxing activity such as reading wasn't helping his case much. But eh, nothing much else to do that'll keep him distracted.
He decided that he might as well take a shower while he waited, so he set the hardcover down on the coffee table and went into their bedroom to pick out pyjamas. A loose orange shirt and pants fit nicely. He added some matching socks there too, for extra comfort.
Once he got in and out of the shower, he put his comfy pyjamas on, and went back into the living room. He sat back on the couch and tried to read the book again. It wasn't a bad story by any means, just not what he was in the mood for. Which he finally realized and decided to just scroll through his phone instead.
A few minutes later, he heard the front doorknob rattling and assumed that it was Sven. He turned off his phone, putting it on the coffee table in front of him, and looked towards the front door expectantly. He let a gentle smile appear on his face when he saw Sven walk in, closing the door behind him. “Oh, welcome back,” he said. “How was work?”
Sven moved to sit next to Burt on the couch. “It was fine,” he sighed. “How was yours?”
“The usual,” Burt replied. "Are you up for dinner?" He asked, tilting his head over at Sven.
Sven shook his head. "Too tired…can we just go straight to bed?"
Burt smiled softly at that and nodded. "Of course." He then stood up, expecting the other to follow him to their bedroom, which he did. They walked in and Burt turned on the lights so they could see better.
Sven flopped down face first on the bed, groaning as he hit the sheets, letting said sheets suppress his voice a little.
"Hey, hey, you have to at least take a shower first," Burt chuckled, gently lifting Sven up from the bed. The other grunted once more, but reluctantly agreed. He'd feel a lot more comfortable after a shower anyway. "I already took mine, so I'll just wait for you, yeah?"
Sven nodded, and waited for Burt to leave the room so he could have some privacy.
Burt patiently waited outside of their bedroom door, letting Sven finish doing his thing.
About 10 minutes later, he heard the clear. "Okay, you can come in now."
Burt opened the door and stepped back in, greeted with Sven looking much more comfortable. And adorable. "There you go. Let's get to bed, then." Ah, yes. The moment they've both been waiting for.
Burt turned out the lights and took Sven with him on the bed. He took his headphones and top hat off, putting them on top of the nightstand. Sven had taken off his own hat right after getting out of the shower so he didn't worry about it. They were both under the covers, lying next to each other. They were pretty close together already, but apparently that wasn't enough for Sven and he slid closer to Burt, before mildly gripping onto his shirt.
"Someone's clingy." He teased, leaving the other flustered. Burt couldn't help but snicker at this. His boyfriend had always been easy to tease. He never overdid it, though. Just whenever he really wanted to see his reaction. And Sven delivered every time.
Sven looked up at him, his cheeks pink from the proximity and the teasing. He stopped gripping on his shirt for a minute, instead just laying his palms on top of his chest. He kept letting his gaze wander to Burt's lips, and couldn't resist kissing him right then and there.
Burt was taken aback by the sudden kiss, but he wasn't complaining. Not at all. He closed his eyes and kissed back, letting his hand slide up into Sven's hair, twirling it around his fingers.
Sven found Burt playing in his hair to be very relaxing, and kept the kiss going for a little longer. He loved nights like these, where he could just lay down, cuddling and kissing his boyfriend after a long day of work. Without a care in the world. It felt amazing.
Unfortunately, the kiss had to come to an end eventually. Especially whenever a thing called oxygen existed. They both pulled away, letting out a soft breath as they did so.
Burt had stopped running his fingers through Sven's hair, now just resting his hand on his head. Sven buried his face into Burt's neck. "Can you…keep doing that?" He whispered into the crook of his neck.
Burt raised an eyebrow. "Doing what?" He asked.
"Combing your fingers in my hair…" he replied. "It feels nice."
Now it was Burt's turn to get flustered. Thank God Sven couldn't see the pink in his face, but perhaps he could tell anyway and he was just too sleepy to care or say anything.
"Okay…" he obliged and started to run his fingers through the others' hair again. His hair was always soft and well-kempt, making it nice to play with.
Sven relaxed even more than he already was, which was good for both him and Burt. It was nice seeing him not so tense.
Sven then placed a soft kiss on Burt's neck. Then another, and another. At first Burt tensed up from how sudden it was, but he slowly relaxed himself. Sven planted one more soft kiss onto his neck before nuzzling into it.
They both felt themselves begin to drift off. Neither of them tried to fight it. They let themselves fall into a deep sleep.
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So sleepy 💤💤 sleepy bfs :]
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gayemeralds · 2 years
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here's the thing about shadow: his role, as the protector/savior of the world, is already being utilized. there's someone else filling his role. sonic.
shadow fulfilling his goal of protecting the world would have been fine as a one off thing. shadow being the protector and dying valiantly thus fulfilled what gerald and maria originally intended for him. he kept his promise to maria, even at the ultimate cost.
but by bringing him back from the dead, sega brought about a very big question- what do we do with him now? the role he wants is already being filled. there's not really a need for him. so what's left for him?
i don't think sega honestly has a concrete answer. the route they seem to take is that shadow's trying to let go of his past but also keep maria's promise. but i think, for both fans and sega, that they put far too much emphasis on maria's promise. i don't think it's a satisfying arc for shadow to save the world just because he feels he has to, just because he promised he would, just because he was intended to do so. shadow 05 was all about a deep exploration into morality and identity. what is shadow, now that maria and gerald are no longer in his life? what is shadow, now that someone is already fulfilling the role of the hero?
personally, if i had been in charge, i would have put him on team chaotix. having shadow align with g.u.n. is frankly a bad move- the very same branch of government that literally killed shadow's family and is filled to the brim with corruption? i don't see shadow joining, not willingly. and i definitely don't see him joining as an alternative to being a hero. the commander and him still have a lot of unresolved conflict and there's the fact that g.u.n. KILLED maria and EXECUTED gerald.
i think him being a part of team chaotix would be a good compromise. shadow's allowed to let go of his past, to no longer live up to the expectations of others. he's not just fulfilling a role, he's not just doing what he was always originally intended to do- he's carving out his own path and his own identity but he's still able to keep maria's promise, just on a smaller scale. he helps the chaotix with smaller level cases, helps keep people smiling and happy, becomes a hero to the little people.
the chaotix could definitely help him loosen up and learn to create his own identity without worrying about other people's perception. shadow fufills his promise without compromising the idea of giving him a life separate to the one gerald and gun intended for him. he's not a weapon or a cure or a saviour or whatever. he can just be shadow.
#there is something quite lovely to me in the idea of weapon of revenge shadow the hedgehog#ends up being some guy that helps old ladies cross the street or gets cats out of trees#its about the choice of living a peaceful life after seeing so much hate and tragedy#its about being able to choose mundanity#its not about surviving or fighting or whatever#its about thriving#sega official speaks#i don't know#like im fond of the idea that shadow wants to keep his promise but i always HATE how much like..... spotlight/focus is on that aspect#i think its counterintuitive to have him only be a hero because of maria#i honestly don't think thats particualry canon#or at least wasn't the direction they were going with him until they jsut gutted his character into edgy sonic rival#in my mind he'd more of a bonus back up character#like he's plan b if something goes wrong with sonic#but he wouldn't be a part of the main cast#also i don't necessarily mind team dark as a family but i just don't really think they would be able to#and i stress#HEALTHILY give shadow a sense of identity while fufilling maria's promise#omega can teach shadow how to live beyond what his creators wanted from him#and rouge can teach him the value of selfishness#the value of your own life#but ultimately i don't think they would give him the color he's looking for#the two of them live VERY exciting lives too#and i think it would be nice for shadow to end up being a bit more mundane. still here to help but in his own way.#after years of thinking youre just a weapon or you just need to dish out revenge#years of straggling and uncertainty. i think he deserves a bit of peace. like emerl/gemerl did.#etc etc etc etc also i think it would be funny for shadow and charmy to be on the same team. thank you for your time
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asterandprimrose · 20 days
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WHY 😡 CAN'T 😡 I 😡 GO 😡 OUTSIDE😡 IN 😡 CUTE 😡 CLOTHES 😡 WITHOUT 😡 BEING 😡 HARRASSED 😡 BY 😡 STUPID 😡 CREEPY 😡 ENTITLED 😡 MEN 😡😡😡🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It shouldn't be illegal to beat the fuck out of sexual harrassers imo
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maskyartist · 11 months
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inspired by good ol deaged oz au where the scenarios the same (oz gets violently turned into a lil guy from long memory's failsafe magic making sure this body doesnt die) BUT Ozpin doesnt remember jack SHIT he is JUST a lil guy :) just a lil dude :D
and now the crew just have a baby with magic ridin with em for awhile
(btw deaged oz is owned by @bafflement go check out the tag its quality stuff i just got inspired by their concept :D)
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