what also kills me is that the game doesn’t think rowan died before alistair was born (it’s the books that establish that) and in fact the game says outright that eamon took the boy in “to hide his existence from queen rowan, eamon’s sister”. to hide his brother-in-law’s bastard so his own sister never found out. even loghain has insane lines abt half the reason to hide alistair was to protect rowan, that it would have “ruined” her and reduced her status in the eyes of their foreign neighbours (somehow??). teagan knows but isolde doesn’t, right, and eamon would rather fuck up alistair’s entire life than tell her? what kind of insane conspiracy of men
134 notes
·
View notes
henry winter it seems im growing quite fond of you. your translating paradise lost into latin for fun fascinates me immensely.
2 notes
·
View notes
if u leave like. a fuckin handful of corn chip shards and dust. alongside less than a tablespoon of fuckin hummus. i am reaching around in your chest cavity and switching your diaphragm and stomach around. fuck you. i wanted a goddamn snack, and im looking at this bullshit. now im hungry and mad.
2 notes
·
View notes
OK re: this guy who proceeded to spoil me parting glass
searching for the urianger tantrum i have found out. that he spoiled me the entirety of Shadowbringers. BEFORE spoiling me Parting Glass.
and that the sole reason i don't remember that was that i didn't care and didn't read
6 notes
·
View notes
i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
58K notes
·
View notes
"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
49K notes
·
View notes
I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
40K notes
·
View notes
i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart
84K notes
·
View notes