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Sometimes I feel that Barnaby and Wally have this friendship like big bro/Lil bro, and Howdy being Barnabys bf has to put up with a lot of Wallys shenanigans for Barnaby (doesn't mind cause he also adores Wally I'm a big bro way)
i view them (as a trio) Similarly! though a little to the Left cause i don't view Barnaby & Wally's relationship as big/lil bro. rn to me they're very close friends - borderline queerplatonic! like... Wally is Barnaby's special little guy, yk?
so in my mind, in this trio, Wally's not exactly a. uh. third wheel to Barnaby/Howdy i suppose? oh this is difficult to translate into words - he's part of the relationship without being Part of it if that makes any sense? like of course he's gonna be With them a lot. Barnaby's not gonna be like "ok go do something else so i can make doe eyes at Howdy". that's his Little Buddy. they're gonna Include him as much as possible, i'd imagine. and i doubt Wally would mind being around while they flirt chat. he'd probably love being Barnaby's "wingman"
#and since its canon that all of the neighbors like wally - howdy would probably be delighted to have him around!#who wouldn't want to hang with him??#honestly barnaby could probably show up to one of their dates w/ wally in tow#and howdy'd be like 'oh hi wally! joining us this evening? lets go then!'#honestly i view barnaby/howdy + wally similar to like#a married couple whose best friend lives with them#thats the best analogy i can think of atm#hes very involved in my mind. barnaby is extremely important to him yk?#i like to... muddy traditional relationships and Expected Dynamics#i find it interesting and a bit more real in a way?#like not every relationship - platonic or romantic - is gonna be clear cut or 'typical'#love & relationships are much more varied and nuanced than what is more often than not portrayed#plus idk it sorta rankles when i see platonic relationships sorta sidelined or viewed as something to be 'put up with' by the romantic side#theyre important! and platonic love is not Less than romantic love. its just... different. to the Left.#am i aromantic? i might be aromantic. maybe? idk. am i? hm. something for me to Not think about <3#rambles from the bog#laughingstock#insert meme here of the three of them holding hands#picturing sally introducing them like: this is howdy & this is howdy's boyfriend barnaby & this is barnaby's best friend wally#to be very clear here i do not ship wally with anyone in the Least. like At All. i have thought and pondered on this a lot#hes so aroacepilled in my mind....#and that only frees up space for him to get Funky with his relationships hell yeah you go little buddy#hes living my dream smh. in my head at least#the imaginings i have are Different from canon obviously#which is half the fun!#in canon i hope things get messy as hell. i hope it hurts me as well as the characters#i hope the dynamics i have in my head get dashed against the rocks and then decimated by ocean waves#i hope i can look back upon these posts and cackle evilly at my past self's naivety#future me i just Know you're having a delightfully painful time. enjoy <3 ill catch up eventually <3
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linktoo-doodles · 1 year
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dig me up, let me go
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fromtheseventhhell · 6 months
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Zutaras are really the original self-insert, "we understand the story soooooo much better than everybody else" girlies and they just never moved on
#anti zutara#no offense to anyone who ships it and follows me but I'm so over the shipping wars of this show that aired almost 20 years ago 😭#at some point you guys are gonna need to hang it up cause there's a sequel series and these people are married with children like...#we get it if you were Katara you would've chosen Zuko but guess what?! you aren't and need to stop projecting onto her#the pretending to care about Katara is what really gets me cause she's never even implied to have romantic feelings for him#or vice-versa + it ignores her anger towards him and how long it took her to forgive him + rightfully so#criticizing the writing for Kataang is one thing but turning around and shipping Zutara while doing so is crazy work#ship it if you want but please stop pretending it makes more sense when both Zuko and Katara have their own separate romances 😭#love how people have to age Aang down + infantilize him and erase Mai to make it work but sure it's the better option#stop erasing Katara's arc and development just to claim that Aang brings her down when she's been a bad-ass since season 1#reducing her arc to that ONE moment with Zuko and ignoring all of her other development just to prop up a ship is nasty#Katara isn't a reward for Aang and she sure as hell isn't one for Zuko stop belittling her like that#if y'all didn't watch ATLA when you were 12 and think Zuko was cute this ship wouldn't even exist#thinking about that post that said the writers /pandered to dudebros/ like we all weren't children the delusion is crazy sdfssdfsdfsd#also seeing AANG of all characters getting whacked for a ship...please get a life and stay away from him#antizutara
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batcavescolony · 4 months
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I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.
Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.
To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.
*Outside Gryffindor Tower*
Snape: I'm sorry
Lily: I'm not interested
S: I'm sorry!
L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.
S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-
L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.
S: No-listen, I didn't mean-
L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?
*Lily leaves. Memory ends*
The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.
Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.
#I just saw someone say they hated Lily because he's was too hard on Severus all he did was call her a Mudblood.#Yeah just called her a slur...And found it funny when dark magic was used on someone. And joined a hate group that would kill her.#And would've let her child and husband die if it ment she lived. bffr 🙄 lets put this in real world terms!#you're a minority (pick one) and you go to a school but their are some people who hate you for existing. but its ok you've got your bff!#now years go by and bff is still your bff but theyve changed. they're hanging out with those aforementioned people who hate you for existin#and yeah you dont like it but they're your bff since for ever so you make excuses. but then bff starts calling people like you slurs...#now bff hasn't called you slurs so maybe its just peer pressure you let it slide its your bff. now you find out that not only are there#people who hate you for existing there is his hate group and they want you and people like you dead. obviously you dont like his. now bffs#friends they want to join this hate group... and bff doesn't deny it. ok thats not great. bffs friends who wanna join the hate group have#now moved passed just calling people like you slurs. they've went and beat the shit out of a person like you that you considered a friend.#and bff.... they say that it was just a joke. but are again not denying wanting to join the hate group that wants you dead. you love bff so#you just keep your mouth shut. now the day comes! bff has now called you a slur. and you cant make excuses anymore. they're just like their#friends and you cut your losses because again bff and their friends want to join a hate group that wants to kill you!!!#its not poor litte Severus its poor Lily. she thought she had a friend and HE betrayed HER! but but but why didnt she stop him from joining#she was a child! she was in a new world with no idea! she was in a whole nother house! and its not her fucking job to fix him! he joined th#hate group HE KNEW HATED HER! if he truly loved her he wouldn't have joined. but but but its not that- ADROMADA TONKS could be a Slytherin#and not be a Death Eater and her family was pure blood. she could do it! so could Snape.#severus snape#lily potter#snapes worst memory#the marauders#harry potter#the deathly hallows#lily evans#put some more respected on her name.#fuck jkr#james potter#slytherin#how can you be a snape stan and not like lily that 80% of his personality.#snape
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debtsunpaid · 2 months
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@asteritm / continued from here
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party pooper. oh hey clarice, it's nice to hear from you! how are you? how's life? i'm doing really well, thanks for asking! crunch anything tasty lately? party pooper. drop the first t in texting, throw in an s actually. and he's still getting the hang of it but he can't get better without practice you know. what better time to do it when he's supposed to be paying attention? party pooper. — on a scale of one to five, how bad is it? one being distracted but functioning and five being cannot carry a conversation to save his life? i have to know, for record keeping purposes, and then yes — i might give him some breathing room. do you know how fun it is to drive a man a little insane with a picture or two? i bet you do, one way or the other. party pooper. whatcha talking about? anything fun?
[sms] handle with caution. gods, you even text the same. no wonder you two fuck like rabbits, it must be like screwing a mirror for him. not to impugn your good looks by comparison, darling — and of course, i'm delighted that you're well. how goes your training in ... whatever it is he claims to be teaching you? CS.
[sms] handle with caution. yes, yes, i'm well aware of the context. and the contents. and his password, much to his dismay. artfully posed, by the way; what i wouldn't give to have your body. CS.
[sms] handle with caution. oh please, child. it's the easiest game in the world. with men, you'll reach the madhouse long before you could ever hope to reach the truth, every time. and no, i cannot think of anything i would rather do less than rate the depths of john constantine's lust, thank you ever so much for asking. CS.
[sms] handle with caution. business of course, what else? although that particular discussion seems to have effectively stalled, at present, thank you again. as much delightful nostalgia and secondhand embarrassment as i'm finding in the ... sordid details of your extracurricular activities, need i point out, to you of all people, that it would be far more professional to get it on on your own time? rather than, for example, mine? CS.
[sms] handle with caution. [IMG ATTACHMENT] besides, your man here is already averaging a 3.5 over little more than a tasteful glimpse of cleavage and a quarter-body shot — i'm sure you can do better than that. than him, for that matter. CS.
[sms] handle with caution. i know, i know, dreadful of me. and i did say i wouldn't pry. the heart wants what it wants, i suppose, regardless of such ... trivial hurdles as simple rational thought. i can relate to that, at least, but i do wish you'd let me set you up with at least one of the more ... lucrative matches on hand. after all, even if it didn't pan out, it couldn't hurt to keep up at least an appearance of availability, in your position, hm? CS.
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shopcat · 2 days
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i love that the aizawa we get in canon is already an incredibly inwardly kind/outwardly passive about it older adult figure (if not paternal figure to be honest ALREADY like a lot of the time people say that and it's just some guy who happens to hang around people younger than him but i will acquieisisise on this one) who has a foster daughter he takes care of + one mentee who he imprinted on like the opposite of a duckling situation he was just like i'm taking this kid and teaching him to kill people with his minddddd Plus this crazy weapon i gave him. and then on top of that literally two whole friends who he pretends he hates.
and then everyone was like YEPPPPP you're actually gay married undercover to that guy and the kid you mentor doesn't have parents because he's a minor character so they haven't been invented yet which means he's your son now too and you've got a couple cats as well because what the hell am i right. congratulations ☺️. it's like the only time i've seen a fandom hc situation that actually just expands on the stuff that is already there in the funniest way possible. from shabby teacher to married 10+ years and two kids good for you buddy.
#🐾#like a lot of the time ppl either project a found family situation#or have to expand a lotttt not necessarily that it's just totally impossible for it to happen but nothing like it happened IN canon#and like i get that a lot of fan content is pretty much built on the basis of making what we'd like to see bc we didn't see it but well#its cute...#☆#mha#in my mind the thing w shinsou is like. he hangs around at their apartment all the time ANYWAY over the months#they get food together aizawa goes on patrol and shinsou happens to be walking half a block behind the whole time but if anyone asks#theyre just in the same area You see. nothing illegal going on here.#and he's not like actually physically adopted or fostering him or anything he's just there all the time and it's an unspoken thing#which as a trope i actually prefer it's really sweet and very realistic#like not only can't you take someone else's kid even if you could or his parents sucked i don't think aizawa is like a. immediately moving#0 to 100 with it type of guy. i think he wouldn't want to like spook him or anything ... he's got an eye on him. literally 👁️#also i think it'd be like 4 months of him sleeping on their couch or them waking up and he's eating their cereal just like Hey you're out#of milk before either of them ask if he even has parents#if you asked aizawa what their relationship is he would say Student who keeps bothering me and if you ask shinsou he'd say We're friends :)#and if you ask mic he'd be like oh you mean hitoshi yamada-aizawa ?#my beautiful son ?
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arolesbianism · 1 month
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Every day I mourn the fact that none of my family and friends give a single shit abt oni lore, I don't wanna keep repeating shit I've already said before on here but every now and then I just remember the horrors™ and nearly explode not being able to scream abt it again
#rat rambles#oni posting#just everytime I think abt olivia's 1500 cycle onwards logs I want to start biting things#shes soooo fucked up and tragic and she doesnt get any closure and she never will and I LOVE it#I fucking love her so much she rewired my brain so hard shes like one of The blorbos of all time#damn you klei you rly know how to make characters that destroy me beyond repair (hi carter twins)#I still find it fun imagining olivia and jackie interacting with the dont starve cast even if they wouldn't like most of them#I have lightly changed my mind on one dynamic tho#I still think that jackie would be stressed out by all the kiddos and would at least dislike them. but.#I do think she could end up kind of getting along with walter#like look at me. she was probably just like him as a kid. she would hate him for it but they could also talk for hours.#hed start sharing fun facts abt his bug collection and jackie would start lecturing him abt ants or whatever and hed think shes so cool#I think olivia still wouldn't like him tho but that's purely because hed probably stress her out#same with the rest of the kiddos I think if you put webber in the room with the two of them theyd both have a breakdown#not because hes a spider solely because hes a little boy who probably just asked them if he can have icecream#and wendy and abby would just be a situation of them not knowing how to talk to kids let alone depressed kids#oh and theyd probably also be stressed out by wurt for basic they dont know how to deal with kids reasons#rly the two would just hang out with wickerbottom and no one else if they could help it#except wanda they'd bother her non stop to the point shed start avoiding them lol#you see Im sure plenty of the cast wouldnt like olivia and jackie either because of just how much they wouldn't take magic as an answer#not that theyd be like no that cant be real cause thatd be magic theyd more likely start sciencing out the mechanics of all the magic stuff#in practical terms while also refusing to call it magic#and worst of all knowing them theyd probably get results because fuck man they brute forced their way into time travel (sort of) so why not#so itd just be maxwell being soooo pissed as the two somehow manage to replicate his spells without the codex#dont let them meet wagstaff then itd rly be jover
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heatobrienswife · 4 months
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#my blog so imma post what i want#but I've been thinking abt two of my aus both to do with the second game fjhchgc but i don't think I've mentioned this one before soo#i like the idea of sera making an ai of my s/i just like she did with the others yeah it breaks my canon but idc#my s/i was always like an older sister figure to sera so why wouldn't she make my s/i too n of course her ai is shipped with heat c:#my other au revolves around the big incident basically sheffers isn't the only demon in that room#so ob is still shot but not fatally he's still bleeding out tho cause bros been shot but anyway sheffers leans down to do his whole#people are just tools thing my s/i either heard the shot n ran to see what was going on or she was there anyway but either way she kicks#sheffers straight in the face to get him away from ob n basically tries her best to stem the bleeding n keep him alive sera sees n hears it#as she does in game but in this version sheffers n my s/i become demons but while sheffers is just a ravenous creatute who slaughtered n ate#everyone in the facility my s/i is hell bent on protecting ob she basically stands guard over him like a guard dog n gets into a vicious#demon brawl with sheffers once he's devoured everyone else n has set his sights on ob n my s/i#she keeps him away till he's gunned down but cause my s/i shows no threat n is just ob's guard dog rn she's subdued n taken for studying#ob is taken for medical treatment cause he's barely hanging on n was one of the only two survivors from the incident#my s/i basically becomes his demon wifey n is pretty much glued to his side#they both still work for the Karma society but it's more to make sure seras safe then anything for the organisation itself#i do also like the idea of heat n ob meeting iyfyjfjhf#shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol
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tired-biscuit · 1 year
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nothing will melt my heart more than imagining kiba being a mean fucking cunt towards literally everyone because he just hates dealing with people in general, but as soon as it's a dog, he's all coos and fanged smiles and gentle headpats and, "who's a good boy? you are, yes you are! such a good puppy, mhmm!"
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chocobox · 10 months
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levi ackerman comes in clutch once more by being the guy i turn to when i want to slack off on self care. i have been hating myself so much recently but it's nice to have a voice in the back of my head reminding me that he'd want me to keep myself and my surroundings clean because he knows what living in filth does to a person and he wouldn't want that for me
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innytoes · 2 years
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#23 - No, you misunderstood, this is a PuppyBowl party, we don’t do sports in this house & Carrie/Reggie (or Carrie-Reggie), for the Autumn Prompts, please and thanks
When Carrie told him her Dad had invited him to their annual SuperBowl party, he kind of worried. Not just because he hadn't actually met Carrie's dad yet. And because Carrie's dad was the Trevor Wilson, who had platinum records up the wazoo and a helicopter with his face on it. Or because Trevor Wilson's parties were legendary.
Mostly because he was dating Carrie and he desperately wanted to make a good impression on her dad but he knew nothing about sport.
"Don't worry, you'll love it," Carrie had reassured him, which worried him even more. When had he ever been the kind of guy who liked sports? Sure, he went to Carlos' games, but that was to support his little brother in spirit and because the Baseball Moms shared their amazing snacks with him.
So he'd gone to Ray for help. Except Ray admitted he was a baseball and hockey kind of guy. Alex and Luke's dads were out of the question. And Flynn's parents were sci-fi geeks. He'd even tried Tía Victoria, who gave him an amazing recipe for a dip for a SuperBowl Party but zero tips on what the actual rules of the game were.
He tried his best googling, and hoped it would be okay if he just showed up wearing his red flannel (not a team colour either way this year, so he was probably safe) and cheered when everyone else cheered.
He felt even worse when he got to the gate biked past several really fancy-looking cars. There was a valet at the front entrance. They both kind of did an awkward dance before Reggie pointed at the little nook where he usually stashed his bicycle. The valet took his bike off him, and he shouted a 'thank you sorry!' before hightailing it inside, because he had no idea if he was supposed to tip the guy or not.
The place was busy, jam packed with rich and famous people. Reggie tried not to gawk, or lose his mind when he was pretty sure he saw Lizzo at the snack table, and Hozier hanging out on one of the couches. Thankfully, Carrie was in full bright pink, a cute little sporty jacket and beanie, and he hurried over to her before someone tried to kick him out.
"Hey!" she said, granting him a kiss on his cheek. "You made it."
"I think I just saw Gerard Way shove a dog biscuit in his mouth," Reggie whispered in her ear frantically.
Carrie snorted and rolled her eyes. "Yeah, Dad really went all out on the themed snacks this year."
"Dog biscuits are a SuperBowl thing?" Reggie asked, confused. Was one of the teams Dog Themed? Had he messed up his research?
"No, you misunderstood," a voice behind him said. Reggie turned around to come face to face with Trevor Freaking Wilson. "This is a Puppy Bowl party, we don’t do sports in this house."
"Oh my god I love the Puppy Bowl!" Reggie said excitedly, instantly forgetting how anxious he'd been about meeting Carrie's dad. Mr Wilson grinned, clapping him on the shoulder jovially.
"I told you you'd like it," Carrie said smugly.
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maddy-ferguson · 1 year
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the thing about riverdale is that it was always silly. it was never 100% serious. it has been ridiculous since season 1. the jughead weirdo scene happens in episode 10 maybe. so when people say things like "oh it used to be great but i stopped watching when it got ridiculous in season 3" it always confuses me because it got ridiculous way before that
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kuiinncedes · 2 years
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#me and my brother last night was like talking about going out to eat for lunch today#kind of casually talking about it i guess and i was like u should wake up earlier ish bc i want to eat a little earlier#bc he usually gets up at like 12:30#but then today he just said he gave up lmao and we're not going#which shouldn't be a big deal and it's not but i'm just ugh like#i've already been thinking about so much how i want to hang out iwth him a lot more than he ever does with me#at least that's what it seems like#and i feel like i was actually like looking forward to this or something but he was just like nah whatever and doesn't rly care#he was like 'u listened to the midnight cravings of an insane man and u shouldn't have' lmfao#and like i feel like i shouldn't care but i'm like almost kind of almost almost crying bc of it lmao#anyway i haven't eaten anything bc i thought we were gonna eat somewhere and i don't feel like eating anything at this point bc#i usually eat so much earlier than this but like i should eat something lmao#and every time we hang out too i feel like i want it to last longer and i Like it more than he does idk ugh it honestly feels that way with#other friends a lot of the time they're like fine leaving at the end but i'm like desperatley wanting to hang out for longer kinda#but i have found a friend who i think shares that sentiment a little at least judging by our conversations until 5am last yr XD#and she actually reaches out to me unlike anyone else :''') idk like am i just clingy/having high standards or something honestly gjndfjhbj#or like i just like being around others a lot more than i think :[#my brother's starting at my college too and i feel like that could be a reason for us to spend more time together or something but#at least it seems like he wouldn't want to lmao anyway#ugh the fact that i'm like i wanna hang out with him when he's younger lol but he's always off at the gym or with his other friends#other friends what other friends lmfao#anyway i need to stop i've been thinking about this shit all summer and it's probably not good for meee lol#jeanne talks
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anxiously-awaiting · 2 years
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i need to draw more new york gale hes so sad and wet cat i love him .
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pollen · 2 years
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destinyudogie · 2 years
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i want a large fish to jump out of the sea and eat luca
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