#why are u threatening me

[sanjisblackasswife]

this how i feel when yall ask me to draw stuff n yall dont say please

“Draw Zoro oiled up”

#why are u threatening me #what happened to hello #how are u #my name is #PLEASE AND THANK U

[stranger-fucking-danger]

#me when boy has threatening aura and big blue orbs #i think he looks a little gay but whatever makes my princess happy #why r u so strange and unusal bbg #maybe u should kiss me #saltburn #oliver quick #barry keoghan #cattonquick

[jack-and-the-fuckstalk]

OBEY ME LESSON 11 SPOILERS

Lesson 11 is so heavyyy! Humanity vs Devildom. Choosing between the two. Solomon vs Lucifer. Thirteen “picking sides”. Not to mention, Solomon telling us that Diavolo never saw humans as is equals

Shit is hitting the fan and I hope it hits even harder

#not gonna lie this lesson is making me despise lucifer #its another belphie situation for me #i get that they both want to protect their famili but cmon #if humans are so inferior to them why resort to violence immediately #that doesn’t tell me that u find them inferior #it tells me that ur threatened by a human #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #lucifer #belphegor #obey me belphegor #diavolo #solomon #thirteen #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon #obey me thirteen #devildom #obey me nightbringer spoilers

[hermidetta]

[ 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 ] : sender is voicing their negative opinion about a person who appears to be close with the receiver. / bernadetta von varely, as your professor, i feel it's necessary to inform you that I believe Mr. Bearkley is holding you back from your true potential. you're not shooting for the stars. you're not giving it your all, and Mr. Bearkley is enabling this behavior. Think of your untapped potential. Let's put aside our beef and focus on getting you in tip top shape.

* for you i would.

i dont have a fakedeep poetry line caption for this. ive been trying and trying to think and just cannot even make one up. odin dark of norway you have insulted mr bearkley and you simply must perish never mind i got it. uhhh something something you think you're the shit but you aren't even the fart. or how did that one go again? ah fuck never mind. here we go

professor dark is a funny little man. he wears funny flip-flops attached to his pants, he bellows from the thesaurus glued to his lungs, and he strikes poses in public that her mangled corpse could not be caught doing if all the saints and their mothers possessed her right now.

bernadetta has heard the lecture before. she has heard it from seniors and students alike, and the first half of it nearly puts her to sleep. her lips twist down in an affronted curl.

potential this, potential that. some of them mean well—she feels all the more rotten whenever they're kind—but all of them learn. they all eventually learn she's impossible to deal with. stupid, ugly, whiny, worthless. why bother?

they all give up. she is fine with that. she gave up on herself, too, ages ago. bernadetta is fine with slinking back into the shadows, letting herself be forgotten in sweet peace...

...yet when odin dark dares accuse the only friend and confidant she's had for years, her eyes snap open. bernadetta recoils, her arms tightening around the armored bear stuffy as her body half twists to obscure it from the madman.

"what are you talking about?!"  the fight in her flares up, a petite spitfire in the fray. feathers ruffled, she quips with a tiny stomp of her foot.  "mr. bearkley doesn't have anything to do with this! bernie's stupid and worthless all on her own! you don't know him, or me! so... so there! y-you can eat your fell flip-flops, mister!"

she doesn't mean that, not really. clumsy and rash on occasion as she may be, bernadetta knows—she knows, she knows so much more than she is equipped to convey. she knows she isn't being fair. she knows mr. dark only means well. she regrets every mean thing the second it flies out of her mouth, and it shows in the way her eyes fearfully flinch. but that is mostly all she really knows—she holds her sword by its knife end and wildly, frantically swings.

she freezes like she's been hit, a half-stammer of syllables caught like rocks in her mouth—sorry, i—but no, it's too late. it's always too late. she made her bed and she instantly dives into it. she staggers, she spins in the opposite direction. the rapid patter of bernadetta's boots is the last thing odin hears of her.

#fellpurpose #asks / #saradin von tag tbt #i know you said this was a shitpost but idk wtf is possessing me over here on bernadetta cuz why am i writing so much #WHYS HER MUSE GOT A DEATH GRIP ON ME #i promise she doesnt mean it mr dark she just angy. another thing btw i always picture her expressions as animal crossing villager #so when she bawls or does a huffy little stomp ITS JUST SO FUCKING ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGER LOOKING AND NON THREATENING #LUV U SARA LUV OUR SILLIES DW SHE WUV HIM TOO I PROMISE

[caandlelit]

i love and miss goofy dabihawks . mid fight in a less extreme hero/villains universe hawks making a reference to a cartoon he used to watch and dabi's like 'Okay pause i swear no one else watched that show but ME. name three characters from it?'

and hawks is like (sheathes feather blade) 'Listen the fuck up bastard.'

hawks: (enraged) u burnt that entire street down and now ur expecting me to NAME CHARACTERS from MAJ-I-NATION to PROVE im a REAL FAN??? IT WASNT EVEN GOOD

dabi: (didnt like it either) (obstinate) it deserved an oscar

hawks: THE ENTIRE STREET, DABI

dabi: ur always nagging me go nag compress its all his fault

hawks: oh with the secret fire quirk he's been hiding all along?

dabi: dont be so crabby. HE said this street looked burnable

hawks: and ofc u went 'ill hop to it!' instead of using your CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS!!!!!

dabi: (mad) i dont hop

hawks: (handcuffs him) touya todoroki you are under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. you have the right to an attorney. if you cannot afford—

dabi: YOU PISS ME OFF, TAKAMI

hawks: (relentless) —an attorney, one will be provided for you. do you understand the rights i have just read to you?

dabi: (sullen) no read them again

hawks: touya t—

#dabihawks #dabi #hawks #touya todoroki #keigo takami #dabis like ur not even reading them u have them memorized hawks pulls his hair WHOS FAULT IS THAT #dabi: (resentful) the commission. theyre why ur a hero. we cldve had it all #hawks impassively: so ur saying if it wasnt for the hsc i'd be .. a villain #dabi: (crying) stop getting so mad at me i'm handcuffed and i'm the true victim here #'ur always bullying me' #'i hope the food in prison sucks balls' #(threatening) 'the second i break out i'm coming to get you'

[angelnumber27]

You lost true friends due to being a crazy person

Uh ma’am this is a mdcdonalds…

#you told me you hope i get raped again told me to kill myself and called the cops to my house #you threatened my family you lie about everything you copy my posts word for word and post them like u wrote them😂😂 #you have now spent EIGHT YEARS obsessing over and stalking me #you made fake accounts and sent yourself all the awful shit you said to me then posted it everywhere telling people that it was me… LMFAO #you have the maturity of a fuckin stump evidently even now EIGHT years later #I’m in your head rent free and I don’t want to be #we were never friends… LMAO ???? #why would I EVER EVER want to be your friend. be fr. #this is a wild thought process like be fuckin serious☠️ #you’re so pathetic #I’ve had to block like twenty ip addresses because you will not fucking stop obsessing over me. I know I’m sexy but this shit is just weird #Olivia you look so beyond stupid lmfao #get some fucking help #you’re fucked

[keibea]

did i have a family photoshoot with little pixel people to put little pixel photos of their pixel family in their pixel house? why yes, yes i did.

#sims 3 #ts3 #s3 #THIS IS NOT A DRILL #A SIMS 3 POST EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL #i took these and thought #why not post? #tis sims 3 and i love sims 3 and u love sims 3 (probably) and this way lila jade and aimee wont scream at me #well they dont scream at me #well lila does #and aimee #jade just threatens #but dw #she threatens with love #SO HERE I AM #this is my current household #if u would be interested in seeing more lmk #but the mum is #i forgot her name #i forgot all their names #never mind #LOVE U ALL BYEEE

[nonasemporium]

I love Silas and Colum as a reflection of what Harrow and Ortus could have been. I love that I feel also that part of why Ortus is not that for Harrow is because he did not step forward to teach her. Harrow and Silas both are horrifying, self-suffering teenagers from some of the more extreme practices of the Nine Houses. I think the detestation the Eighth House has for the Ninth House circles back more to the way they are also weird and extreme and secretive.

Especially when you line it up to what we see of Ortus and Harrow as necromancer/cavalier in HtN. I can't help but think if Ortus had gone with Harrow, he would've seen that, too, and measured himself to the Eighth cavalier.

#tlt #silas octakiseron #harrowhark nonagesimus #colum asht #ortus nigenad #I think Ortus compares himself a lot actually #he just hasn't had peers because... you know #I think that's why he was hostile to Protesilaus because he showed himself to be both poet and soldier #I think Ortus felt threatened by that because he'd been fighting to be a poet for a long time #with implications it was seen as in conflict with his role as cav primary #and then here this man comes and he's buff and skilled and respectable AND he still engages in art fuck u #which is really funny to me tbh #lift your head up king it's okay you want to write more verse than there are pages for

[compacflt]

What does Ice (or Mav) think about the Obama gay rumors? Will they be tuning in to hear the story of the man who allegedly fucked Obama? Are they bi Obama truthers? Is Rooster? Is Hangman? Any other Icebama interactions you're hiding from us? His cameo cracked me up and I need to know more...

the obama gay rumors

first im hearing about this

#‘why would you ask me; a top gun blog; this’ #r u talking about the guy who’s claiming to be Obamas brother on Twitter #is malik obama now claiming his brother barack is gay ? #i may be a zoomer but im not sure im quite that terminally online #ice would probably think something diasapproving like #‘it’s just like when those damn republicans said he was born in kenya or that his wife is a man. ppl say shit just to say shit 👎’ #mav would probably be like ‘hell yeah obama join the club!!! 😎😎😎 you me and everyone else on earth!!’ #though mav (thinks democrats take too much of his income in taxes) would still be registered Republican #were it not for his liberal husband threatening divorce and the gop’s recurring threats to send the military to invade mexico #would he??? i CANNOT get a political read on tgm mav #1986 mav definitely believes Bill Clinton is an affront to god #2020 mav I’m not sure #‘ok fine higher taxes is the price i will pay for marriage equality’ #does this have anything to do with Obama saying he only was a communist in college just to pull mad pussy? (relatable af ngl) #read the authors note on wwgattai ch 9. i am not up to date on my obama discourse clearly

[oatbugs]

she's so arrogant and annoying and hot it pisses me off !!!

#like have some shame omg . have some respect #shes soooo certain i will date her she keeps saying shes not worried she doesnt care etc etc bc she knows i want to date her #not even that. she Declared we were dating. like when i was like do u even want this. not just going on dates but acc dating. and she was #like wdym? im already dating you . like ok??? i wasnt informed ig #anyway i said she was arrogant and she said she knows so. #also she did several things when she was drunk that i found cringe/i personally would b embarrassed if i was her but she just found it funn #like genuinely does she have no sense of shame #also her reasoning is that shes too hot to be rejected and since im talking to her instead of... not that makes her certain that #no matter what i say i wont reject her #WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO REJECT HER. DONT TELL ME WHAT I WANT OR WHAT TO DO. UGH. #I WANT TO FIGHT HER FR MEIN GOTT #also i want her to be more romantic i literally told her im not asking her out on the next date lmao #also if we do end up dating properly i have to swear and oath never to argue w her and just communicate slowly and clearly bc imagine #lawyer and philosophy student get into an argument and theyre both scorpios. insane combination imo #INSUFFERABLE. she was also 40 mins late and tbf she did warn me and keep me updated but i was still rly mad at her bc #i was waiting for so long . and i was like . listen im gonna leave. and she walked thru the door. but anyway she apologised but also she #said no ones ever threatened to leave her b4. what do you mean before?? anyway i told her to respect my time more and she was like i cant #believe im being told off by a 21 yr old like bitch ur literally 24 stop acting ancient fuck off #UGH SHES SO IRRITATING. WHY DOESNT SHE CALL ME MORE. #crushposting

[irl]

yea

#txt #i gotta bitch rq cos im pissed sorry guys #i hate tht u dont remember none of the shit u did. i hate tht u make jokes about it even. i hate tht it feels like im always the one #to wear the burden of iron wrought weights so tht u can learn how to mellow out and not do the same to my sister #‘you opened up a lot of doors for your sister’ #yea cool im glad u chilled out and didnt also kick my sister out of the house while she was 1200 miles away with nothing but the clothes on #her back. yea cool im glad u didnt threaten disowning when she got a piercing. yea im glad she didnt have to sit thru the ordeal of u when #i first came out to u. im glad she didnt have to have our dead dad used as a damn weapon against her when she told you shes a lesbian #im glad you never sat her down and berated her for being queer for three hours and then sent her to her hole only to send her a long winded #email about how awful she is to you for being queer and how no one will be able to recognize or love her #i still have that email btw #im glad you came to me to ask for help when she was suicidal depressive instead of blaming her and insulting her and making awful #assumptions and insinuations about her #im glad you asked for help for her #but why couldnt you have been a mom to me too #why did i have to teach you all the wrong ways to handle situations so that you could handle them rigjt with her #why did i have to be the one to lockpick all of the doors in order to open them for her #whyd you have to put the locks on there in the first place #why werent you ever a mom to me #why wasnt i allowed to have parents growing up #whyd you have to hurt me since the time before i could make cohesive thought #why werent you a mom for either of us until you realized how heavily you screwed up with me #why did it take you losing me completely for you to start being a mom to my sister? #why did it take you losing me completely for you to finally listen to me instead of talk about why im wrong #im glad to have a mom now #but i couldve used a mom when i was a kid #why do you have to turn it into jokes #and why am i not allowed to be upset

[fandomsnfluff]

awww don't be like that leviachan 😭

#noah rambles #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me nightbringer spoilers #he was faking being asleep cuz he depresso 😭 #but i still wanna give him tickles >:3 #& the don't you dare thing is so fucking cute for some reason??? sjdhfsdkjf #idk i just love hearing that response from a lee when u threaten them with tickles skjdfhsdkjfhsjkdfh #it's cute but idk how to describe why--

[kimmkitsuragi]

whew haha

#🗒 #my mom is like 'ok it's set let's tell everyone' and im like 😭😭😭😭 !!!!! #are u sure!!!! are u sure it's set like ???? 😭😭😭 #ughhhhhh after this much trust i will literally kill myself if i dont get ANY scholarship lmaooooo #but also like. is it set now!!!! really !!!!!!! is it !!!!! #(excited but horrified and anxious) #like. like like like........ like i mean #um........ for real now? like are we sure for sure ?? #i honestly will be like 100% on my way to [redacted] and still be like haha. is it for real #are we sure . will this actually happen #that's. crazy man #i cant help but feel like im asking for too much again. ughhhhhhh #yes hello hi. this blog has been my main outlet for emotional breakdowns about the same subject for um #(checks notes) a few months now. truly is anyone else bored of this ? because im so over it #but also like. things just dont get clear !!!!!! ever !!!!! #how can i be sure how can anyone be sure that i will actually be going lmfaooooo #i hate this waiting period i hate it why cant i know if i got anything or nah. but please don't say nah #ughhhhhh . alright. whatever it's not like i care that much honestly -_- #(threatens to kill self every day a few times over this btw) #anyway um let's. be positive #it will go great tomorrow 🤩 they will want to give me money sooooo bad 😍 #and i will receive an email this week 🤗 about the wait list thing for SURE 🥳 #i am doing amazing dont worry guys. im sooooo chill rn #Sorry for the constant embarrassing personal posts lol

[featherdawn]

so I'm finishing up The First Battle and like. yeah gray wings "tell the stars you won" line fucks hard but where did this come from. u spent like 3 books doing nothing but whining over everyone hating ur brother for being a power hungry dictator. where did this change of mind come from. ESPECIALLY SINCE MINUTES AFTER U GO BACK TO CODDLING HIM.

this chapter should've been from his pov. like I wouldn't hate this nearly as much if we saw his thought process; the brutal realization thar he can't keep denying that clear sky is a shitty person and everyone was right about him. idk. either that or give the line to thunder.

#warrior cats #dotc #dawn of the clans #gray wing #clear sky #i do not like gray wing can u tell #i think i might actually like him less thsn clear sky #like dont get me wrong clear sky sucks but like. in a way thats lowkey compelling now that ive been in his head a while #like this shitty awful guy justifying his shotty awful actions and then getting scolded by like 20 ppl at once is delectable #but gray wing? GOD shut up #we get it u love ur brother but can u stop fuckinh whining about how everyone hates him #“all he did was murder and threaten over nonsense borders why does everyone insist hes a bad guy :( hes just scared guys :(

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

i went and found That Post and the absolute audacity of this guy to say that i'm inexperienced when it comes to the disorder i fucking am diagnosed with and have in real life makes me want to actually kill him in real life. can someone get the holy bingle kitten on this i wanna square up

anyway i saw some familiar faces in dude's notes so if any of you liked that motherfucking "izaya orihara does NOT have aspd. he definetley can be diagnosed by an ~inexperienced therapist~ but I Know The Truth" metapost i just want you to know it is on fucking sight and i will very fittingly feel zero remorse for rearranging your face into picasso's lost work

#the audacity of trying to set aspd in this Special Criteria Away From Other Cluster B Disorders #the audacity to hinge your argument on the lack of remorse criteria then GET THE CRITERIA WRONG #and this is literally all because dude headcanons him as autistic and feels threatened by me that is the actual real reason im going to shi #also like. clearly he has a very stereotypical view of a person with aspd #so in what universe would it be a good idea to go and PISS A GUY WITH WHAT YOU THINK IS 100% REMORSELESS BARELY HUMAN SICKOPATH DISORDER OF #like. if u think im sooooooooo different from other cluster Bs because of the scaaary ooooooo scary lack of remorse criteria then #why in gods name do you go and piss a guy you think is That Dangerous off!!!! #waposts

[benetnvsch]

I feel like we as a society moved passed that one mayoi event where Kunikida threatens dazai by saying “You’re mine Dazai, you’re not getting away from me til u do ur paperwork” or something like that, can we talk about that again?

#kite watches bsd #like??? HUH #you couldn’t have picked a more intimate way to say that if u tried #why are u as a man homoerotically threatening your coworker-/ref/j #it’s just so silly to me who’s approving that- #it’s funny too cuz I feel like this would be huge for any other ship too but knkdz-res are like ah yeah that’s how they are #does it mean anything ? does it not? who knows ALDJSKSH /lh #I feel like we also moved passed the fact that Kunikida can make food with his notebook as well too fast #LIKE WHAT?? #he can just do that and the food is perfectly edible?? ok then