#why avocado

[pinkytoothlesso11]

Here, have a sad avocado man, since I have not drawn Strickler in a while.

#Relatively quick sketchy marker drawing for everyone #I like to think my artstyle for Strickler has definitely developed #Lol soooo long since I've drawn Strickler #The avocado is a little depressed that's why he's got his cape wrapped around him #trollhunters #Walter Strickler #Tales of arcadia #My art #Traditional art

[avocados-of-law]

Friends

#sonic the hedgehog #rouge the bat #sonic prime #batten rouge #why does his ear bounce like that? #happy sonic prime day #avocados gif

[wigglesforsquiggles]

since every person who finds this out about is completely weirded out

e.g. i always have bagels and scrambled eggs for breakfast, and fajitas for dinner, with almost 0 exception, and my friends and family do not understand in the slightest

and if u are like me plz share ur companion meals i am curious

#poll #wiggles overshares #i am known to my friends flatmates as the one who likes avocados just bc i eat them every day #i don’t even know how that became my identifier #anyways. i rly don’t see why this is weird

[charizardstolemynickname]

Watching the Jimmy, Tango and Skizz stream and I keep laughing at the dumbest things

But my favourite so far (not including nuts on a plate because that obviously is top tier) was Skizz RANDOMLY telling Jimmy IN DEPTH how to make a great dish irl, and the first step Skizz mentions is like "oh yeah get some avocado", its a whole avocado dish, and Jimmy listens going "mhm, yep, okay" to the WHOLE instructions, and then at the end goes "I don't like avocados"

I had to pause the video because it was so funny to me, I love these 3 together

#chr post #skizzleman #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY SKIZZ BROUGHT IT UP! #It sounds fucking delicious and I now want to try it #BUT ITS SO FUNNY #and then the “YOU DON'T LIKE AVOCADOS?!” right after? #perfection #i need more of this trio

[squash1]

gansey ordering a large, deep-dish, half sausage, half avocado pizza (i can’t interfere, it’s a canon event).

#honestly there’s so many of these from trc that just. i cant. believe are canon like why gansey why #not avocado on pizza. #i love you gansey but no #richard campbell gansey iii #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #the raven cycle #blue sargent #pynch #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #henry cheng #noah czerny #gangsey #the gangsey #mine

[respectthepetty]

@dribs-and-drabbles putting in the tags that she is allergic to avocados and, and, . . . I need a moment with my best boys.

#crying thug tears #aguacate por vida #joongdunk #joong archen #jimmy jitaraphol #hidden hangout #I would cease to exist without green chile‚ jalapeños‚ and avocados #why did I take your medical condition personally?

[pactw]

spreen meeting chayanne (who immediately tried to fight him)

#he even gave chayanne avocado toast and chayanne gave him a flower... “why did your son fucking punch me. he's rude. i love him” basically. #qsmp #spreen #chayanne the egg #i'm rewatching the first egg vods lol #spreen was taken with him okay it was cute 😂

[freefolkfightorflight]

My boyfriend’s spiritual gift is bringing me gifts of perfectly ripe fruit to eat.

#like not only does he grocery shop #but he thinks of me when they’re ripened to perfection #and brings them to me so he can watch how happily I eat them #drool #guava #pears #peaches #mangos #avocados #like my god #I don’t know why but it seems so well thought out and purposeful and it’s nice

[lucalicatteart]

-- Poorly Constructed Enchanted Tool --

A small tool carved from a fruit tree seed. Energy to power the enchantment has seemingly run-out long ago, and the method of recharging is unknown - but, based on the appearance, it's very likely that this was once used for detecting magic. Usually, looking through the glass center would highlight areas of higher magical energy concentration present in the viewer's environment, even if they were otherwise obscured to the naked eye. While this form of enchantment itself is highly advanced, the craftsmanship of the item is far less neat or complex than what might be typically seen in similar devices. It may have been made as part of training/practice, or as a hasty replacement for a previous tool that had broken.

#written from the perspective of some fantasy traveler who checks all of the local thrift-stores and lost & found places for every #town they visit - looking for interesting items and documenting them or something #In reality - just another one of my goofy little avocado pit carvings lol. Still working on inlaying little stones in them and stuff #I don't really have the tools to make super intricate stuff but doing little plain swirly patterns is still fine enough lol. #WORKING ON NEW POLL ADVENTURE also I know I know it's been months.. I have been Busy and struck by the evils of summer #But like I mentioned in the previous one I do want to at LEAST finish the quest with the egg lol #ANYWAY. #Things like this would plausibly exist in Nanyevimi (my fantasy world) but wouldn't be very common as - like mentioned- this would be an #extremely advanced enchantment. REALLY advanced mages could sense magic around them (to varying degrees of pinpoint accuracy of location #) without even having to use any external device. But for a majority of people there's really no way to know someone is using magic near #you unless you either see visual proof or if it's strong enough to feel effects from it (since magic is kind of like radiation in that the #higher energy/more of it youre exposed to the more it damages you/can make you sick/etc.) and even then most people would just be like #'hmm why do I feel so nauseous and bad out of nowhere?' likely wouldn't directly think to link it to magic. Thus the only really reliable w #way isto just hone your senses over like 500 years as you become an expert mage - OR use enchantments like these. But a 'sense magic' encha #ntment is not as common as a just 'magic is not allowed here' enchantment. If you wanted to prevent magic from being usedin a space #it's easier to just put up a broad barrier enchantment around that space than to have some sort of Magic Sensor to pick out if it's being #done and then handle each individual case of it . etc. etc. These sort of things can have their uses (especially for people investigating #things or trying to be secretive about detecting something etc.) but are less common - especially in this form (where visuals are used. itd #be more likely to jsut have like 'piece of metal that gets warm or cool depending on magic nearby'.) ANWAY so this is why it's a notable #object. Though a majority of the realm is not very magic literate - if you were a researcher or a mage and found this at a pawn shop you'd #definitely be like 'oohhh!! :0 inch resting... ' if not you might just be like 'oh cool necklace!' lol #also love the quick 2min ''costume'' for the image of it being used. literally just 'wrap yourself in scarves from the waist up' and slap o #a wig and ears lol #on this blog I guess since it's worldbuilding related and technically art.. maybe more like crafting? I should have a crafts tag lol.. hmm

[baby-yongbok]

AN AVOCADO...THANKS 🥰💕

#Why is he so CUTE #But at the same time so HOT #I dont like avocados but... #stray kids #skz #stray kids scenarios #skz imagines #skz x reader #stray kids x y/n #skz seungmin #kim seungmim #stray kids seungmin #kim seungmin smut #seungmin x reader #seungmin #kim seungmin #kim seungmin x reader #seungmin skz #stray kids seungmin instagram #seungmin in the building #seungmin imagines #seungmin instagram #seungmin smut

[avocados-of-law]

The joy of a chaos emerald

#why is he so cute in this game? #shadow the hedgehog #shadow #sonic the hedgehog #avocados gif #shadow 05

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Being absolutely serious for a moment, I think sex ed should have a module covering kinks and fetishes. Like high school senior year, just explain the basic concept to people and, without going into any specifics, list some odd and unusual examples of things that could be fetishised to demonstrate range and esoterica. That's it. Quick and easy lemon squeezy. Because I think that would go a looooong way to combatting some of the absolutely headass takes I have seen recently.

I think a good example of this is Nikocado Avocado. I think, to any of us, it is clearer than fucking glass that that man is a gainer. Probably mixed up with some bimboification/humiliation stuff thrown in for flavour. Whatever the specific combination of facts, his weight gain is a fetish thing. That's it, plain and simple. And the sheer fucking volume of thinkpiecey youtube animations, reaction videos, pithy editorials bemoaning the corruptive influence of food addiction and the mental corrosion of obesity makes me want to put my fucking head through a wall.

SO MANY PEOPLE seem to think they are messengers sent on behalf of Gabriel himself to teach this man that he is overweight, since obviously his mind has been so addled with calories that he can barely tell if he's even conscious or not anymore. He is aware. He is not delusional. He weighs like 300lbs, which seems like a lot, but is not nearly enough to break your fucking mind like some people are claiming.

Like, guys. He just gets off on it. That may not be as satisfying as trying to save his soul from fucking Five Guys, but it's true. And if people were just taught this stuff, it would save everyone a lot of time and trouble.

#not usual content sorry #enthusiastic ramblings #nikocado avocado #gaining #bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #gay gainer #weight gain #like specifically what he's doing does not appeal to me #in the same way that people drinking candy cocktails out of toilets is not for me #but it IS for someone #and that is the reason why theyre doing it #i think his case is a good example of what happens when kinky content creators breach containment #just so much fucking whinging #cw fatphobia #as well #just in case #coz lets be real thats what it is

[byhimawari]

#RivaMika as avocados bc why not lol #rivamika #levi x mikasa #levimika #rivamika fanart #rivamika fandom #mikasa x levi #RivaMika art

[claudia-kishi]

🥰🥰🥰

#magnum p.i. #magnum pi #magnumpiedit #rjs*: new #juliet higgins #thomas magnum #otp: you're a very important part of my day #mpi s5 #idk which ep this is yet so #but god. GOD. #WHY IS JULIET EATING AVOCADO TOAST IN A DOMESTIC SETTING SO. CUTE. #idk man it's just something about the ease and the domesticity of doing simple things being so cuteeeee #i mean the way it's just them being normal but u can see her smile talking 2 him in the first gif like plz #PLEASE END MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #i'm literally in pain likethey give me . pain #bc i'm in love with them

[exitwound]

#Crazy crazy crazy song #A heart of stone / rind so tough its crazy / Thats why they call me the avocado / Baby! #SoundCloud

[bishopsxenosandneos]

I’ve wanted to have my personality be based off of the radio form TBLT when I’m in school but I can’t cuz I’m too afraid to talk to anyone and this is how I feel (I’m probably going to be more like the blanket or toaster).

This gif is how I feel

#nikocado avocado #the brave little toaster #gif #nikocado gif #I’m so scared of school #why can’t I talk to anyone #anti social #rant post #i hate school #even tho it’s my first day #nikocado avocado fighting his food #I don’t wanna wake up early #tblt #rant