Eddie, posting to Tiktok: Wow, guys. Listen to this.
Steve, sighing: Eddie
Eddie: I just asked Steve to send me a naked picture of himself. For personal reasons.
Robin, in the background: …ew
Eddie: And he said no!
Eddie: Which is fine. I’m not pressuring him, but this man used to mail me naked pictures of himself when I was on tour. Just sending them off out into the world, hoping they get to the right hotel on time.
Eddie: But texting your husband a picture of your dick when you’re five feet away from him? No way.
Steve: I will take my clothes off right now if it makes you marginally less annoying