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This has been in my drafts for over a year and I have no idea where I was going with it
Super short, drabble-y, William Tell x Escort!Reader
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You see him around a lot—in hotel lobbies, at blackjack tables, at the occasional poker table. Now and again he’ll have a drink at the bar—a drink, one. Whoever the guy is, he isn’t the type to flaunt his winnings. 
You’ve had some clients that nearly don’t recognize you when you’re wearing a wig, but he always clocks you—always gives you a knowing little nod before he averts his eyes. You don’t feel caught out, hunted down. Because it’s clear that that’s what this guy does, especially at poker tables. He sees through people. He looks them over, takes stock, and catches hold.
He has a sharp mind, almost startlingly so. The first time you speak to him, he rattles off the last four times that the two of you saw one another—hotel, casino—bar, lobby—city, state.
He knows you’re an escort. You know he’s a card counter. 
There’s not a lick of judgement between you.
He introduces himself as William Tell, gives you a handshake like a dead fish, and excuses himself. 
Well, it’s nice to put a name to the face, at least.
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Good Mama (E.W)
Basically modern!Ellie with a breeding kink who wishes so bad that she could knock you up and see you all round and swollen with a baby that she put into you.
Honestly, I don't care if minors interact with my post. It's a piece of writing, not a porn video.
CW: Brief!Sub!Ellie, Oral E!receiving, Fingering R!receiving, Strap-on sex R!receiving, Clitoral stimulation both E!receiving and R!receiving, and Implied breeding kink. Ellie has pubic hair, fight me.
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Ellie was frustrated and admittedly, exhausted. Work hadn't gone the way she wanted and all she wanted now was to see you, her pretty little girlfriend. She huffs as she walks through the door she can't help but feel her heart swell at the sight of you sitting on the couch with a cup of tea and the dog Moose with his head on your lap.
"Hey, baby." Ellie rasps kissing your forehead as she plops down next to you slinging her arm around your shoulder and planting a kiss on your forehead.
"Hey, Els." You sigh snuggling into her still petting Moose. "How was work?" You ask and Ellie grumbles something under her breath before responding by holding you closer.
"Pretty shitty. The guys don't know how to fix a fuckin' bicycle let alone a car." She grunts. You nod in acknowledgment and spin around to straddle her lap.
"M'sorry you had a bad day Els. Anything I can do to make it even a bit better?" You mumble kissing along her jawline. She lets out a content sigh placing her hands on your hips rocking you into her.
"Shit baby. Gonna rile me up." She groans grabbing your chin and lifting your head to give her access to your neck. Moose huffs and barks hopping off the couch onto his own bed.
"Wanna make you feel good Els..." You say sliding off her lap and kneeling down in between her thighs, looking up at her for permission.
"Go ahead pretty baby. Make me feel good." She groans as you slip off her jeans, followed by her boxers. She leans back on the couch and looks down at you running her fingers through your hair. You look up at her while kissing her inner thighs and using your fingers to spread her labia, looking at her clit that slowly started to emerge from its hood. Leaning forward you stick your tongue out flicking it over her clit, making her jolt.
You feel her pubic hair brush up against your nose. Ellie groans as she grabs your hair pulling you closer into her cunt. "Fuck baby, eat it like you mean it." She grunts as you hum into her pussy feeling her rock her hips against your face. You use your thumbs to spread her pussy lips even more and wrap your lips around her clit sucking on it. "Oh shit! Such a good girl, fuck!"
You moan at the praise, the reason you weren't using your fingers was because Ellie didn't enjoy being penetrated. "I'm gonna cum baby..." Ellie groans before letting out a high-pitched whine releasing her juices onto your waiting tongue. You give her clit a few last teasing licks before she grabs your hair pulling you up into a kiss shoving her tongue into your mouth tasting herself on your tongue.
"Was that good, Els?" You pant, still catching your breath. Ellie looks at you with her signature goofy grin and pulls you by your wrist pinning you onto the couch.
"Was so good mama..." She husks into your ear slipping her hand into your underwear and kissing the side of your neck. "Gonna fuck you so good tonight...Hell, if I try hard enough I bet I could knock you up..." She grunts running her fingers along your wet slit, making you gasp and nod vigorously.
"Please, Els...Want your baby..." You gasp as she slips two of her long fingers inside your desperate cunt, slowly pumping them in and out.
"I'm gonna give you the big strap tonight...Gotta make sure you're nice and full." She whispers biting at your ear, moving her fingers a little harder inside you before slipping them out, making you whine desperately. "Shh...Gotta get these cute clothes off of ya." She says tugging down your pants and undies, and your shirt and bra following afterward. Looking down at your now naked body, Ellie moans at the sight.
"Stop...Staring..." You say slightly embarrassed. Ellie smiles reassuring you of how absolutely stunning you are, before plunging her fingers back inside your wet heat making you arch your back and let out a strangled moan.
"Most fucking gorgeous girl I've ever laid eyes on." She growls biting at your collarbone, before crooking her fingers up right into that sweet little pleasure spot. "There she is..." She mumbles referring to your g-spot. As you spasm and moan you could feel the palm of her hand slapping up against your clit.
"E-Ellie you feel so good..!" You cry out as she continues to pleasure you. Feeling that knot tighten in your stomach you pull Ellie into a kiss moaning into her mouth as you feel yourself fall apart on her fingers. She pumps them a few more times making you jolt before slipping them out of you and licking your slick off of her fingers.
"We're not done, baby. You up for another one?" She coos holding your face. You nod eagerly before she helps you off the couch and leads you to the bedroom. As soon as you're situated she goes to the closet pulling out the largest strap she owned and securing it onto her waist. She then climbs on top of you before pulling you into a loving kiss.
"Ready baby?" She asks, rubbing the tip of the silicon dildo up against your entrance. As you nod, she smiles softly pushing the faux cock into your awaiting entrance making you moan lowly.
"Ellie...S-So full..." You moan as she starts slowly moving her hips.
"I know pretty girl. But it's gonna feel so good once I pump a baby into you." She purrs moving her hips a little faster and harder. Hearing your moans clicks a switch inside of her as she grips your hips slamming into you making you yelp in pleasure. She presses her face into your neck as she fucks into you smelling your sweet scent and biting into the crook of your neck.
Her hand slithers down to rub at your little nub of nerves making you cry out in pleasure. She groans as she feels the end of the strap hitting her own clit, fueled by lust she whispers dirty words into your ear making you whimper shyly.
"E-Ellie I'm gonna cum..." You whimper making her smirk into your neck.
"Cum for me pretty girl, I'm close too." She grunts giving a few last hard thrusts causing you both to cum. She pulls the strap out and takes it off before cuddling up next to you and running her fingers through your hair. "I love you, pretty girl." She whispers holding you close.
A/N: So there's a hint in one of the paragraphs hinting at my next work! Hint: It's in paragraph 21. Guess in the comments what next!
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eyelessfaces · 9 months
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wake up babe user eyelessfaces dropped a new oscar isaac characters alignment chart
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paoluuuu · 5 months
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just look at her
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LOOK
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kisses4kaia · 24 days
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im begging you on my knees sobbinggg to write pussy drunk billy that loses control at the mere smell or touch of us  😩😩
ur so real for this . billy the mutha fuckkin kid the man u are — also ur patience is so appreciated baby💕
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“please, darlin’. i’ll be fast, i promise, i just—i just need you so bad right now. please, angel, just this once?” billy breathes against your neck in between kisses. “billy…” you sighed out, a near groan as you tried to press some distance between the two of you. he doesn’t even regard your attempt before he’s pushing you back onto the grimy bathroom wall.
“i have to get back,” you tried to reason, but as billy’s calloused hands ran up your thighs to hike up your little linen dress, you couldn’t really remember what it was you needed to get back to. “drivin’ me crazy out there, don’t you know? with that way you touch my hair, or the way you hook your fingers through my belt loops. goin’ fuckin’ insane, ‘cause of you,” his hands make quick work of his belt and buttons and zipper as you subconsciously pull your own panties to the side.
he bites his lower lip to contain a smile at your needy state; knowing you longed for him making him want you that much more.
“i’ll be quick, baby.” he promised, spitting in his hand and stroking himself gently before letting his cock slip past your slick folds and inside of you.
there’s an apprehension that is left unspoken as you and billy hasten to your climaxes, his hand dropping from your hip to circle his roughened thumb pad against your puffy clit as his thrusts sped up and fell desperate to lust. “come on now, you gonna come for me or what? i wanna feel you, angel. go on, then. come for me, darlin’,” his gruff voice reverberated against all five of your senses, sending you over the edge with a choked gasp, a long since held in moan breaking through. “shh, baby. they’ll hear you all the way in montreal, you know that,” he said, smirking through his words, pleased at the effect he has on you.
it only took a few more thrusts before he was groaning and gasping and whimpering in your ear, head pressed to the crook of your neck. he pulled out and painted white ribbons over your stomach, dress pulled up and exposing your lower abs.
“so good for me. always such a fuckin’ doll. ‘ll keep you forever, what do you think about that?” your mind is barely unclouding as you nod, murmuring a little ‘uh huh’, pulling billy in for one last kiss before he goes away. grabbing the bandana out of his back denim pocket, he cleans the mess off of you and leaves with a kiss to your cheek, and a little, frisky, gentle, smack to your ass.
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pearlcigs · 5 months
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ellie playing with your hair while you lay on her chest and she's rambling on about random space facts. you're just looking up at her with half lidded eyes because her soothing voice is putting you to sleep but you can't help but admire her. admire how pretty she looks, how immersed she is in the things she loves. and when she stops to take a breath, she looks down, noticing how you were looking at her like she hung the moon.
she can't help the smile that sneaks onto her face. her turn to admire how gorgeous you look with your entire body pressed close to her, like you couldn't get enough. she doesn't stop playing with your hair, not even for a second. the silence overtakes the both of you, ellie's train of thought long gone at the next station by now. she treasures you, holding you tight. she never wants to let you go. maybe she'll grab your ass some too, who knows?
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tlouonmedia · 2 months
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Joel & Maria ft. Ellie
TLOU ISRAELI THEMES PALESTINE DRC SUDAN ALL IN ONE THREAD
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romana-after-dark · 3 months
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Dead Dove December 2023 Masterlist
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Hello everyone!
So sorry it took forever to get this out, but it took me 5ever to read through these fics bc I was expresso depresso and working a lot LMFAOOOOOOO
Anyway, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR EVERYONE ENTRIES!!! I adore you so so so so much. I am SO HAPPY with how this worked out and the amount of response! I hope to hold another event this March with @for-a-longlongtime at @triplefrontier-anniversary for the TF anniversary over at my main account @romanarose, and an event in June for pride, so if those interest you, follow my main page or this one, or @romana-updates
NOTE: I was unorganized so if I forgot someone's fic, IT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE. I know right now there discourse right now the Pedro fandom specifically, about different people not liking others or small writers or big writers ETC, but I want you to know no one was left out on purpose!
Note 2: If I put your fic here but forgot to reblog LET ME KNOW! I want to make sure everyone gets a chance to shine.
Without further ado, the fics and art!
ALL OF THESE ARE DARK SO SOME DEGREE FROM CNC, DUB CON, TO VIOLENT NON CON! HEAD WARNINGS!
The Last of Us
The Burglary by @aurorawritestoescape and @milla-frenchy: Two men break into your house and take more than just your valuables.
Fight Club by @anama-cara : Post outbreak set in the Boston QZ. You decide to go against Joel in an underground QZ fight club for some extra coin. Joel doesn't take kindly to the competition and decides to punish you in his own special way.
Deja Vu by @milla-frenchy : After a bad experience with a former boyfriend, you meet Joel who makes you trust him fully in the bedroom
Silent Night by @kewwrites : Despite the way he always acted around you, you find it hard to say no to Sarah when she invites you home to her dad's house for the holidays. Surely nothing would happen while she's with you.
Training Day by @koshkamartell : Set in AU, no outbreak. You get more than you bargained for after trying to make Joel jealous.
Code Broken by @auteurdelabre : You only wanted to pull a silly prank on your neighbor, Joel. Who could have seen it ending up like this?
The Art of Breaking by @corazondebeskar-reads : Your meeting is happenstance, but everything that follows? Well, that’s all Joel. He just knows you’re going to be his perfect little toy. He just has to show you how.
Cry Harder by @romana-after-dark : While keeping you captive, Joel's sex drive is insatiable, and the sex seemed to be never ending. You tried to warm him you needed to use the bathroom... he didn't listen.
Nightmare Before Christmas by @katiexpunk : As an escort, you’ve found yourself in some pretty fucked up situations before. Years of experience have taught you to navigate such situations with a combination of tact and assertiveness. Most of the time the men who exude an air of sleaze shrivel back into the corner, embarrassed and limp dicked.  Most of the time.  Tonight is not one of those times.
Locket by @toxicanonymity : Dark!Reader dugs her friends hot dad Joel
Run, Rabbit by @justagalwhowrites : It was just over a year after the world ended that you were captured by Joel and Tommy Miller. They're harsh, they're cold and they're killers. But, as a nurse, you're a valuable person to have around and they're not the worst thing wandering the wasteland that was the United States. And there might be more to these men than meets the eye.
Godless by @javier-penas-wifexx420 : You work at a brothel that operates above a saloon in your town. Joel is the leader of a group of outlaws that come periodically to collect payment and wreak havoc. One visit, you catch Joel’s eye and he decides he has to have you.
Across the Spiderverse
After Dark by @runa-falls : He wants you. and he knows you need him.
Triple Frontier
Deep Seeded Issues by @djarinmuse: Summary: At an N.A (narcotics anonymous) meeting you recall a dark and embarrassing memory, not knowing the connection in the room.
My Blood Would Teach Me How to Love by @winniethewife : Santi finds you self harming, blood kink ensues.
Room's on Fire by @romana-after-dark : Cult AU, Pope, Frankie, Will and Ben are cult leaders and need a virgin to breed who will birth the savior: the Madonna. Initially honored to find redemption, the Madonna has to learn how to navigate all four men and a circle of other people at the house.
Goodnight, Princess by @melodygatesauthor : Your dad's best friend accidentally discovers that you're a sex worker. He tries to let it go, but it eats away at him until things go way too far.
The Card Counter
Bad Bet by @boredzillenial and art by @lunar-ghoulie4art : William beats you in a poker tournament, but you just can’t accept defeat, not yet…
Getting Whats Mine by @winniethewife
Lightening Face
Puppy by @darkuselesssomebody : In which the reader is a manipulative bitch - and basil snaps because of it
Mojave
Cruel Intentions by @hon3yboy : You're on a soul seeking journey, just another young, pretty, thing. All alone and stranded in the desert, ripe for the picking and ol' Jack has his eyes set on you.
Moon Kight
Death to Dignity by @juneknight : An intruder (Marc) breaks in to your apartment.
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I cannot thank you enough for your support and interaction for htis series!!!!! I had SUCH a good time reading all these, you are all so talented!!!
I hope to do more events soon as it's really helped me make some friends and get to know people here!!!!
Please remember to reblog these authors, and if you're tagged here, be sure to check out more! Lots of great content here!
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qldqueerboy · 3 months
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There is a strong conviction emerging that no matter what difficulties are currently arising in your social or business life at this moment in time you are able to handle it and bring about some kind of resolution that will work out for everyone’s benefit. It is going to take clear and precise communication for everyone involved when doubts or opposition show up among the ranks but at least there is a concrete method to your plans in dealing with these issues so that harmony and peace can be restored back into your social or business environment.
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starphires · 9 months
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STAY AT HOME WIFE.
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୨୧ PARING. girlfriend! ellie williams x gn! reader
୨୧ SUMMARY. a work break spent texting with your girlfriend has her persuading you to quit your job.
୨୧ WARNINGS. fluff, established relationship, talk of shitty customers, ellie being silly and impractical, joel is alive!
୨୧ AUTHOR'S NOTE. people loved the abby text au, so i thought to make one for the one and only ellie bellie :b
masterlist. | tlou masterlist.
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you
pookie smellie 👎 message
i'm on my break!
smellie
i'm on my break! FINALLY!
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pookie yknow i hate that nickname you 👎 message
you
sure you do
smellie
i was just abt to tell u our son misses you you ? message
you
you just did silly smellie 👎 message
smellie
forget it...
how's work so far???
you
wait :(
tell uno that i miss him!!!!!
smellie
so the cat gets an i miss you message and not your beloved girlfriend?
you
yeah... basically smellie 👎 message
but you said you didn't like my nickname for you ☹️
i think it's super cute! you're my pookie bear!!
smellie
the bear part is kinda cute
you
all of it is cute
smellie
alr
all of it is cute
you
so
smellie
so?
you
what did my son say? smellie 👎 message
smellie
you're joking
you
am not
smellie
he's OUR son
and he did a little screech when i told him you loved message
you
he's OUR son nu uh you're the father that step up that's all smellie ! message
smellie
nu uh you're the father that step up that's all but i'm the best father there is 😌
you
you really are
i miss you baby smellie loved message
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wish my lips could stretch so i could give you a kiss from anywhere smellie loved photo & message
smellie
you're really cute you loved message
now tell me abt work babe
you
horrible smellie 👎 message
i'm telling you, never ever work in retail
smellie
wasn't planning on it you haha message
you
i mean it!
bc tell me why i was minding my own business walking around the store asking if anyone needed help nd a woman stops me to hand me shirt so i could refold it-
smellie
OH
KNOCK THE BITCH OUT
you
i was beyond baffled
like hello? i get i'm a worker but i wasn't even folding clothes :( smellie 👎 message
smellie
babe i would've rocked her shit so hard n then make her fold that shirt herself you haha message
serves the ugly right
you
you really shouldn't work in retail omg you'd get fired so quick
and probably banned smellie haha message
serves the ugly right she was actually really pretty so it made it worse
smellie
she was actually really pretty so it made it worse she pulled that shit with you so that automatically makes her ugly in my book!
you should honestly just quit you ? message
you
what would i do all day :(
smellie
be cute n silly n beautiful like usual
you could be a stay at home wife
my cute little house wife you loved message
you
as much as i would love that...
in this economy?
smellie
don't worry babe
i'll take care of you
you
while working for joel?
smellie
the old man gotta retire someday then i'm gonna take over for him
then i'll get you that wrap around porch house you wanted you loved message
you
or you could build it :D smellie loved message
smellie
i'd build anything for my house wife you loved message
you
n that's why i'm bring you home some tea with popping pearls from the food court smellie ! message
smellie
thank you wifeyy you loved message
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reblogs & feedback is appreciated (^ー^)
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princesssmars · 6 months
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i feel like ellie is absolutely the type to repeat funny sounds she hears on tiktok for weeks. a small 'meow fuck out the way' when she needs to slip behind you. sings 'point me to the sluts' but makes sure you know shes not talking about you. unless you want her to be 🤨📸
or maybe the one that keeps making me fucking laugh where she repeats funny tweets out loud. aka once when you start to slip your hand into her pants and she says 'touch my weewee touch my fuckin weewee!'
she's weird.
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eyelessfaces · 1 year
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I did a thing
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joining llewyn santi and jake on this one
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iswateredibletho · 1 year
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the queer urge to be a pirate captain bc it would mean youd have a hoard of unhinged older men ranging from pathetic to just plain evil available to you at all times ready to follow whatever you command
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chrlvctius · 7 months
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My worlds are colliding ‼️‼️
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sillyunknownkitkat · 5 months
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What do you mean "you can't call her 'pookie bear' or 'babygirl' because she committed a genocide." ???
Look at her and tell me she's not a pookie bear and baby girl (aslo daddy, but that's a different story)
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So??????? Are we agreeing now?????
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