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the-firebird69 · 6 months

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Sia - Unstoppable (Version Kick-Ass)

and gross he picks up on the vomit scene mostly.. ok

Hera

and it is about me im hhot in this and tons say it. tons of girls and women. an d see it no dont bully me stab and puokes. and shits. and gross but we load up ok it is right htere at the brim lol. and no im not kicking you out and ehe syays you rnot and im no girl and his name and oh ok. so i try harder and shit ok

lilly

we hit you for it you stiupid shit

stan

it is not what i want you dummy. true too ok lily y our wrong and it is pricey.Zues Hera

and so what we have a plan

lilly

your out you imbile and this and other out. sarah kerrigan. note antying odd abou tit

Zues Hera

tricks no ok i see out off me and we say this you die then

lily

nah you shall. and it goes out tonight on the wire

Zues Hera

and we hit you you faggot. need this out we see her she is prepping to try to kindap him an yes they have a plan to make him homeless ad thesse suck all of them and she will die. too many and hit tons and they will kill her over and over finally out. dies. fully. after tons of movies. and on titan. by tommy allens hand her own grand father. kills her dead.too.

and as yukio.

Thor Freya

Olympus

and your jsut a fn idiot kara chomo the loser girl. and are wrong. and jason man you gotta go. your ripe and you are not rebels yorur an eyesore

Zues Hera and infigh t ruin your side dummies

we see it these suck sand do thyey alld o we all do but ok out of there an on the street you dumb fucks

cork

well bja wnats me in australia th dumb shit in his ship and so on. and you all fight. to the death and lily never say it we hit you now to fruition and others due to you i request the orders be sent we have perfect cover

Zues Hera

we will now

yes

Olympus

and we shall tons to announce no not yet ok shower and more prep to rest and these die are up but lily is a dead little bitch and what a whore. he hates her now is hurt by her butshe wants you on the street like fag garth we kill them now

fullly

Thor Freya

we emeet now

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pretentious-clownery · 2 years

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join me as i watch the lego batman movie for the first time (yes i’m late but fuck you)

JOKER I LOVE YOU

why did i recognize the calendar man bc of starkid-

“but all i’m getting is this hold music!i love it” YES

the joker is gay say it with me

wiat why do we give a ahit about the mayor

OH AHIT ITS BRUCE WAYNE-I MEAN BATMAN

“always bet on black”-batman whilst wearing a blonde wig,not surprised tbh

WHY IS BATMAN AND THE JOKER SO GAY

LIKE THE WHOLE “i’m fine with you fighting other people but-“ THEYRE BOYFRIENDS

“are you saying there nothing special about our relationship” JESUS CHRIST THEYRE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT

petition to have superhero movies all be lego

j bird is my official name for the joker now

“batman doenst do ships” bitch tell that to your fandom

“there is no us” “batman and joker are not a thing “ THE WAY THE JOKER SHAKES HIS HEAD AND TEARS UP

GIVE THIS CRIMINAL A HUG

“i don’t need you” HE NEEDS YOU THO BATS ,WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UO WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

“you mean nothing to me” JOKERS LIPS QUIVERING IM GONNA CRY HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH

i’m 12 minutes in i-

i like to think that while everyone is praising batman joker is crying to taylor swift

“i love you more than my kids “ i didn’t know my parents were in this movie

why did i think when he asked where the orphanage was that he was gonna either set it on fire or beat up the orphans-

IS THAT ROBIN

“take care of your abs” gonna write that on my wall

aw the kid with the glasses that i think is robin didn’t get anything but still loves the rich asshole

“what’s the password “ “iron man sucks” THEY WENT THERE AND I LOVE THEM FOR THAT

i mean i agree

did he pull that out is his pocket??

is he wearing a fucking THONG

why is the lighting so good it’s a fucking lego movie

ok but the silence after the loud atmosphere to show his loneliness is so good and smart??

is he laughing at what i think is a sad scene

batman honey you can take off your mask y’know

like you’re at your house you can be yourself

hes talking to his parents aw

DID HE KICK ALFRED INTO THE FUCKING PIANO BY ACCIDENT??

JESUS CHRIST THAT GIVES ME A BIGGER REASON TO BE AFRAID OF HIM

why is this so fuxking meta i love it

“don’t you think it’s time to face your greatest fear?” ”snakes?” “ no” “clowns?” “no”

batman how are you afraid of your boyfriend

SNAKE CLOWNS OML

“nope now it’s snake clowns bc you put that idea in my head” same

“you’re gonna have a great time!” “nonono” “you might meet some new people “ “nonono” “you could even make some new friends!” “nONONONONONONO-“ why is this me

did he beatbox no

OML TUXEDO DRESSING PARTY

the only party i wnat to go to honestly

why do all of his tuxedos really suck

“superman gets it,why can’t batman” *sinks into his chair* your honour give him a hug

“you deserve better than batman” HARLEY BE SPEAKING FACTS

joker is so upset

joker would like olivia rodrigo and blast good 4 u and favorite crime CHANGE MY MF MIND

WHY IS VOLDY THERE

oh god what’s his idea

“he’s the greatest orphan of all time!” why is he actually right

in every batman movie we see his parents die

he’s become an orphan so many times it’s ridiculous

“i’m just so jazzed to meet you”

JAZZED??

oml bruce just said it

robin with eyeliner oml

BRUCE YOU HAVE A BF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT

ok she’s badass

IS THE JOKER ACTUALLY SURRENDERING WAIT

“apapapapapapa” “you run and i catch you” theyre boyfriends carol

“you were right.there is no us” in any other movie this would be an emotional scene but in this movie it’s a VERY EMOTIONAL scene

but joker is right

his plans often have a back up taht is literally him getting captured so why not just surrender

is he actually saying blink

why do i love him and kinda relate to him

“i just wanna go to arkham and pay for all my crimes” bitch who are you trying to fool

still love him

“BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK-“

joker is an anime girl confirmed

“i’m of the menu! you won’t get to fight *this* anymore” is he calling himself a snack

“riddle me this!WHAT JUST HAPPENED” i love the riddler

OK WIAT EVERYTHING WHEN DARK BC NOTHING MATTERS TO HIM BUT THE POLICE CAR WITH THE JOKER AND JOKER HIMSELF ARE STILL COLORFUL

DO I SENSE THAT BATMAN ACTUALLY DOES LOVE JOKER BUT SIMPLY JUST IS IN DEEP DENIAL HMM??

“no more crime!” are they actually that stupid? do they really think that all crime is over? even though someone new could spawn ??

aw the soft music when it shows robin being adorable and bruce realizing he has to raise him is actually so wholesome

“and i must say,i’ve grown rather fond of the young lad” same alfred,same

he’s saying hello to the table protect this angel at all costs

“i’ve always wanted one of those” can i give him a hug

i love robin sm

“don’t call me dad” “okay papa”

HE CALLED HIM DAD AND BATMAN DIDNT OBJECT TO IT IM GONNA CRY

he’s proud of him i’m actually going to cry

DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT

harley is such a queen

JESUS THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT ALL THE VILLAINS I

VOLDYS HERE

“with an eye for jewellery” y e s

NO SHIT THEYRE POWERFUL

“ask your nerd friends” what if you are the nerd friend

“actually this is pretty terrifying bat-dad” i love him so fucking much

“where’s homeboys bat cave” i wnat this on my wall

“are you trying to tell me bruce wayne is batman

‘s roommate?” I LOVE THIS SM

“i’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff” “we’re gonna have to rename this the butt-mobile” why is he like this

YES ALFRED JOIN THEM

unironically alfred is such a fucking badass

them dissing suicide squad i love it

bitvh there was an entire trilogy to destroy sauron you do not have time to destroy it NOW

his autopilot oml

HE CALLED ALFRED GRANDPA IM GONNA CRY

“endgame is the biggest crossover” what’s THIS THEN HMM

NO ALFRED CANT DIE

oh thank gods

alfreda british insults are iconic

“have you realized you have never said the words i hate you joker?”

mf they’re not even trying to hide it are they

WHY IS THIS SO GAY

LIKE WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT

THEYRE CHEERING FOR THEM SAME

they’re all invited to the wedding

“i’m not gonna be part of a one sided relationship any longer!” OH STRAIGHT UP JUST SAYING-OK GOT IT

harley and joker being gay best friends is what we deserved all this time

ok that light bitch is speaking facts

batman ,while not being a bad guy,he really isn’t great either

HIM TAKING THE NIGHTWING SUIT YES

him and robin bonding in their own way aw <3

THE CLASSIC FIGHT SOUND AFFECTS YES

“winguediam leviosHUT UP!” love that

“GET OFF MY PADRE” YOU TELL EM DICK

“the most powerful weapon at all,shredded abs”

“if there’s no gotham,then i’ll never get to fight you again “ he really knows how to change his mind huh

HIM LISTING ALL THE TJONGS THE JOKER IS THE REASON FOR IS ODDLY TOUCHING??

“and if it wasn’t for you,i never would have learned how connected i am with all these people.

and you”

brb gonna go SOB

“you’ll help me save us” theyre in love

“you just said us”

y’all

why do i have a new ship

“you had me at shut up” YES

my new wallpaper

then having to take off their hairs to connect is actually a fun detail

eXCUSE ME THAT IS *VERY* CLOSE

HE SAID THAT HE HATES HIM AWW

“i hate you too” “i hate you more” “i hate you the most” “i hate you forever” GET A ROOM

NO BATMAN STAY WITH YOUR BF AND SON

“my two dads are the same dad! but they’re both leaving…” i’m gonna cry

ok bruce talking about how losing people is part of life and how you need to let people in no matter what is just so meaningful and i love this sm

THANK YOU FOR SAYING PLATONIC

NO HE HAS TO SAY WITH HIS SON PLS NO

THEYRE HUGGING

NO YOURE GONNA CRY SHUT UP

all of the villains watching him ascend oml

DID HE GET REJECTED YAY

THEYRE ALL BONDING YES

“holy family photo batman we did it!” YES

him calling him dad yes

the credits YES

alfred playing the guitar >>

“i really hope this thing wasn’t recording “ oh boy do i have some news

NOOO ITS OVER WHYYY

#legobatman #lego batman movie #batjokes #will watches films

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frechiiie · 2 years

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Actually the ship name for monty sun is glittergolf if wnat to put it on your blacklist

Also if you don't mind me asking, why you don't like it? You just don't vibe with it? Or does it make yiu uncorfortable? I swear I'm just curious

yeye i know!! which is why i thank there is a ship name for me to blacklist

i dont rly like it bc i just dont rly see the appeal of it, i dont rly ship sun or moon with anyone other than other folks ocs or self inserts <:^) i guess thats just me, but people are allowed to like the pairing, i just avoid it for my own sake.

#txt

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myonepiece · 3 years

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KYAAAAHHHH ANOTHER KYOSHIRO FAN :DDDDD , can u write kyoshiro and bartolomeo with a short fem s/o whos super clingy and is kind of a scardey cat , example:when someone flirts with her she kinda just clings behind his back if that makes sense? and when the guy who’s flirting with her is gone she’s just like:”i love you forever baby babe honey my love my beloved my dear my king my knight in shining armor” on a nother note u are the best writer ever oml 💖

Kyoshiro, Bartolomeo with a clingy short fem!S/O who’s a scaredy cat

Kyoshiro x Reader, Bartolomeo x Reader

Description: Kyoshiro & Bartolomeo (seperate) with a short fem!S/O who is clingy and gets scared easily + short oneshot with her getting scared and hiding behind character

Warnings: none

A/N: yes more Kyoshiro!! 💕

he loves how small you are, he loves feeling like he’s protecting you from the world and he wouldn’t trade you for anything

he’s not the clingiest person, but he has no problem with your constant affection and neediness for affection- he adores this trait

in fact he feels simultaneously serene and alert when you’re touching him in some way, knowing that you’re there right next to him let’s him know that you’re safe and he’s suddenly very alert of the surroundings because it’s like you’re trusting him and relying on him to protect you

you’re cowardliness just makes him fall in love with you even more, he loves teasing you about it (one of his favorite pastimes) and despite his strong feeling of protection towards you and the need to make you feel safe, he finds it hilarious to scare you (jumping out from behind corners is one of his favorite ways)

but the way you hide behind him, tighten your grip on his arm, or take hold of his robes in your hand(s) when you’re scared makes his heart flutter and his eyes fill with adoration while a light blush fists his cheeks (while he unsheathes his swords to take care of whoever dared to scare his sweetheart)

+ oneshot

you weaved your way through the bustling crowd, balancing two bowls of ice cream as you hurried back to Kyoshiro. you were looking ahead of you when a large man abruptly came out of nowhere and you crashed into him, the ice cream dropping and smearing across his kimono before the bowls hit the ground.

you started trembling as you stuttered out apologies, bending down to fetch the bowls when he placed his foot upon them and crushed them easily, causing you to gasp slightly and straighten back up slowly while keeping your head down and eyes trained on the ground.

the man grabbed the collar of your robes and yanked you forward, bring his face down and snarling.

“Oi, you watch where you’re going, how you gonna repay me for ruining my clothes huh?”

you opened your mouth to say something but quickly shut it deciding you couldn’t form a sentence, instead you peered around the man’s large build and spotted the familiar striking blue of your boyfriend’s robes. using all of your strength, you pushed away from the man and stumbled your way through the crowd towards the samurai.

Kyohsiro felt a tug at his sleeve as you clasped the silky material in your hands, but his smile and adoration filled eyes quickly darkened when he looked down and comprehended the fear seizing your expression

he turned quickly and unsheathed in sword in a single nimble motion just as the stranger you had run into barrled into the clearing that had formed when Kyoshiro’s sword was revealed, the swword which was now pointed directly at the man’s throat- the blade gleaming in the late afternoon light, matching the user’s glint of anger present in his eyes

“I wouldn’t take a another step”

the blue-haired samurai’s voice was tense and dripping with venom, he didn’t wnat to ruin your day with blood shed, but this man had most likely already done that so he was not exactly against slitting his throat then and there

the man seemed to understand the threat and danger he was in, but ufortunetly for him Kyoshiro was not about to let the bastard who had unsettled his beloved so leave uninjured, so lifting his free arm so that the cloth of his kimono covered your eyes, he made one quick motion with his sword and a large gash appeared on the man’s torso, erupting blood as he was dragged away by his (assumed) friends

Kyoshiro promptly turned you away from the scene, not allowing you to see the red stained dirt. he placed his hand on you lower back as he led you through the crowd, looking down when you wrapped your arms around his torso and turned your head upward to say

“I love you baby, thank you for protecting me again~”

your light blush and eyes brimming with love accompanied by your drunkenly sweet smile made Kyoshiro’s heart soar and he laughed, seemingly unaffected by your confession. but if anyone looked close enough they would see the blush appearing on his cheek and the way his toothy grin morphed into a more sincere and lovesick expression, and the way he wrapped his arm around your shoulders to pull you closer against him before asking where the ice cream was

Bartolomeo is quite clingy himself, he likes to have you on his back or shoulders a lot, but one of his favorite positions is supporting you with his hands uder your butt while your legs are wrapped around his waist, he likes the closeness of it and he’ll hug/carry you like that anytime

he has no problem with your easily-scared personailty, he’s always ready to embrace you when you run. away from something, he likes that you trust him to protect him and that he’s always the one you run to for safety

and he couldn’t be more fond of your height, more cuddling positions and ways to carry you! he likes tucking you into his side and holding his coat around you, this is something he tends to do when you’re scared

whenever you do run to him and either hide behind him and/or grab into his coat, his eyes morph into hearts and he practically squeals before picking you up and peppering your face with kisses

after his outburst of affection and praises of your cuteness, his exterior changes to one of determination and it’s rather intimidating, he take shis role as your “protector” very seriously

+ oneshot

you wandered along the streets of the town, Bartolomeo had told you to explore while he took care of some business. you turned a corner and stopped to look at the little stand full of plushies

you picked up a small turtle plushie up, admiring it and imagining the smile Bartolomeo would have when you gave it to him. you purchased the cute item and turned on your heel ready to head back to your boyfriend- but a hand suddenly placed itself upon your shoulder and you looked up to find a man in a familiar uniform, though you couldn’t name it. you followed his gaze which led you to a man, almost Noble looking, maybe a rank or two below one, but he was heading right towards you, a disturbing smile playing on his lips

the smile sent chills down your spine and you noticed the quivering of your body, you looked back and forth between the man gripping your shoulder and the disconcerting man approaching followed by a large group of uniformed men- your instincts took over and you bolted, running back through the crowd ignoring the shouts from the guards trailing you

your eyes searched the people frantically, searching for the familiar bright green hair or maroon coat, you called Bartolomeo’s name

“Bartolomeo!”

you hoped he would be nearby and hear you- luckily he was, you had managed to run to a little ways away from the ship where Bartolomeo and the crew were finishing up their supply restocking. Bartolomeo heard your voice calling his name and he held his had up shushing the crew, his head turned and examined the people’s faces, his sights descending on the familiar (h/c) hurrying through the crowd

he called his crew to attention and moved to the railing and jumped onto the ground below, you burst through a group of people, still shouting your boyfriend’s name. he moved forward quickly and opened his arms which you jumped into, your hands digging into the material of his coat while he wrapped his arms tightly around you, suddenly yelling about how cute you are and how much he loves you

“my baby you’re so cute! I missed you!”

he twirls you around, but when he faces front again and see the dressed men appear from the crowd, his smile falls and turns to one of seriousness- his embrace tightens and he sends a warning glare to the men

however, the men don’t seem to get the unspoken message and the man not in uniform stepped approached. Bartolomeo set you down, shedding his coat and placing it around you before pushing you behind him

the “Noble” man reached Bartolomeo and stared slightly up at him with a condescending expression

“give her to me”

Bartolomeo looked down at the pudgy man with an angry and disgusted look, his firgure looming over the ignorant man- in the blink of an eye Bartolomeo’s fist was drawn back and hurled forward, hitting the man square in the face and sending him flying backwards, into the crowd and crashing through the building in his path- his followers turned and chased after him

Bartolomeo turned and his smile instantly returned upon seeing you draped in his oversized coat, his hands clenched into fists and he held them to his mouth, screaming into them as tears gushed from his eyes and he fell forward wrapping his arms around your waist. he picked you up and pivoted once again before lowering you only to pick you up supporting you with his hands under your butt while he skipped back up boarding plank and onto the ship

once onboard the small turtle plush fell from your pocket and once you wedged yourself out of Bartolomeo’s hold, you picked it up and held it out to him

“I thought you would like it, the color reminds me of your hair.”

you’re angelic smile and affectionate gaze, as well as your gift and innocent lovefilled meaning behind it, was just too much for Bartolomeo to handle and he dropped to the deck crying and wailing while clutching his heart like had been impaled, and by his own words he had been.

“I’ve been impaled by a spear of love! you’re too cute my angel!”

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece headcanons #one piece imagine #kyoshiro #kyoshiro x reader #one piece kyoshiro #kyoshiro headcanons #kyoshiro imagine #bartolomeo headcanons #bartolomeo x reader #bartolomeo imagine #one piece bartolomeo

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mandaloriangf · 2 years

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I really hate how reylos still feel the need to constantly shit talk finnrey, cause that means it has to show up in the searches when I just want to see content. For as much as they trash "antis", we at least censor names when we're talking shit. Reylos WNAT finnreys to see itthough, cause they genuinely don't people should still be shipping it

plus what are they so threatened by given they got what they wanted

#ask amanda #anonymous

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hirokiyuu · 2 years

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futaba for soft headcanons?

what they smell like

see. i love ftb so much. i wnat to be kind. but my very first thought reading this was “gamer”

ftb strikes me as the kind of gal to just get w/e generic brand soap etc from the drugstore but i feel like since she dyes her hair. sojiro probably tries to buy a dye friendly shampoo for her bc hes worried (dad instincts) so like......probably nothing strong?

what their favorite smells in the world are

curry and coffee are hte obvious ones, of course, but i feel like shes got one of those very old sense memories of whatever shampoo her mom used to use. one of those things where she doesn’t know it by name or even realize she remembers it but one day she’s at the mall with ann and she smells it and her head just WHIPS around. she tries to brush it off but eventually she spills the beans and they end up spending the day sniffing around (winks) trying to find it so she can take some home for herself

what pajamas they wear/what they wear to sleep in

bold of you to assume ftb has pajamas...... i feel like when she actually changes into sleep clothes (ie doesnt just sit at her comp and then take two steps to pass out) its pretty similar to what she wears out and about. maybe old merch shirts shes embarrassed to be seen in or that are too big etc wwwwww

my favorite ship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

yusuke/futaba is still Big Fave..... i love them sooooo much just two weirdoes together. i love how they clicked from the start and how well they get along. i think itd be very cute if one of them kisses the other and doenst realize until they both go home and then theyre like. wait. WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON

my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

(looking at pef) i wonder

fr tho i do like the concept of akch+ftb.......... its not quite a friendship in canon but i think they genuinely could be very good for each other. like. on ftbs end i do really like hte idea of ftb finding similarities btwn herself and goro nad like........ knowing she can rely on him despite everything? its a fun kind of bond

on goros end i really just like [redacted bc i typed out a whole thing then realized its kidn of a pef spoiler so i deleted it but jsut trust me. Just Trust m]

a song that reminds me of them

for pef/pre-pt futaba specifically almond sent me deviltown which is really very. early ftb (sad) i also have bury a friend on pef playlist for her......

oh i do think i only say i’m sorry when i’m wrong now isn’t a bad song for her either. sort of got that “i may be a mess but im Tryin” vibe that i think suits her

what animal i think they would be if they were an animal

I DIDNT READ ALL THESE QUESTIONS I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO ASSIGN EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER I GOT A FURSONA GLHAKSDNCLAKSHG

uhhhhhh (guy who knows like four animals voice) raccoon? she has the Vibes. the little hands. the love of garbage

what position they sleep in

whatever postion she happened to pass out in. deep sleeper who can and will completely ruin her spine in w/e position she found and does not toss or turn. she is Chillin.

their favorite drink

Gamer Soda (tm) i feel like she and ren sometimes drink gross soda together. sibling bonding moments

a gift i would give them if i could

more featherman merch? she deserves it.

#THANK U FOR SENDING ME a pox upon my own self for not properly reading these qs tho #anyways i lov ftb. oen of my faves 'u like the whole p5 cast' yeah #persona #persona 5 spoilers ?#ask meme #menkhu

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pandapupremade · 3 years

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🎫 here’s a gush pass :3 feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers

thank u for sending this ok i have snakeman on the brain im so sorry i have barely talked abt him and its all built up to this moment

i care abt this silly snake even tho hes a little fucked up he wasn't designed to be evil he just kinda got reprogrammed to be so!! he was designed for like. topography on uninhabitated planets and stuff !!

also hes funny looking and i like his ruby spears design. the ruby spears cartoon was a complete mess and good for a laugh but he looks cute

in my ship he has a cyborg child with my s/i, Pan, who is a human who builds things including their daughter :]

heres the baby here she is!! her name is Vennie and yes shes very heavily inspired by my oc Maria except like. more of a troublemaker

i like the snake and have too much ship lore but i wont dump it all here but if anyone wnats to know more just ask im just rambling

#gush pass meme #kermit.txt #father mention #🐍⚙️ Snakepan (Ship)#🐍💛 Hissy Fit (Snakeman)#👶 Vennie (Fankid)

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your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace · 3 years

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You want fandoms ey? Umbrella Academy 😎

ehehhe why thank

First character i ever fell in love with: had to be klaus

Character i used to like but don't anymore: ahggghhh what's the chimp's name?????

Ship i used to like but don't anymore: idk i never really had any ships that weren't canon for this. maybe lila and diego?

Ultimate favorite character: allison

Prettiest character: also allison

My most hated character: ReGiNaLd

OTP: vanya and sissy bro theyre endgame

NOTP: five and vanya

Favorite episode: shit dude idfk probably the one in season 2 with the epik final battle between the hargreeves and commission people

Saddest death: dave :(

Favorite season: the second

Least favorite season: well there's only two seasons so it's gotta be the first

Character that everyone in the fandom hates that i love:

"You're a pice of trash but you're still my fave": klaus lmfao

Beautiful cinnamon roll that's deserves better than this: none of them are really cinnamon rolls, but maybe raymond and harlem they did not deserve to get dragged into this man

This ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me wnat to cleanse my soul but i still love it: five & dot- i MEAN

Kinda cute & lowkey ship them, but not too invested: diego and eudora

#umbrella academy #pickosita5stwin #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ask #asks #ask game

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diamonds-dont-sparkle-they-shine · 3 years

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MORE RANDOM IDEAS THAT ARE POPPING INTO MY HEAD:

• so Aphrodite and Ares are sort of always at each other's throats (in the way cousins are - i remember my male cousin and i used to always love fighting, like, wrstling, when i was like 10 and he was like - 5? Idk i cant remember, but damn that kid was strong bec i vividly remember my other female cousin (if i was 10 then she must have been like 6 - holy shit we were crazy im dying) having to help me in order to pin the dude cousin down for longer than 5 seconds like wow) - so basically the relationship that my female cousin and i have will be like that of Athena (thene/thena) and Aphrodite (fro/diety), and that bickery-sibling sort of relationship that i have with my male cousin is the relationship Aphrodite and Ares will have

(Please yall aphrodite and ares will NOT be shipped even though their namesakes do the nasty like come on they're cousins who literally WATCHED EACH OTEHR GROW UP)

• so anyways aphrodite and ares do this thing where idk they sort of sabotage each otehr or try to ruin the other's holiday (dont even ASK athena why she even joins them - actually, she joins them to make sure they dont get arrested and dont die bec come on) and also these kids come from rich families so they're like, "f the law!" and basically they do whatever they want (super annoying if you're not them but in my head they're fun-loving, adventure-chasing people)

• and by adventure chasing i actually MEAN chasing like i mean ares chasing aphrodite throughout the cobblestoned volterra because she no doubt did something to him in the morning (im thinking pulled some sort of elaborate prank thing on him that left him trapped somewhere??? I dont know??? I dont do pranks so someone help)

• and anyways the three of them (i deleted eris soz) are also very very VERY dramatic

• so naturally, while aphrodite and athena bump into demetri and felix (oop) who are wearing cloaks (double oop) in the shadows of the buildings (triple oops), a sudden loud shout could be heard and what is that? Oh, you know, just ares naturally shouting diety's name in a curse ( "APHRO-DIETYYYYYY!" )

• and then just athena being like (eyebrows raised in confusion) "ares?" and aphrodite getting excited because "oh my doesnt this feel vintage" and also because ARES IS COMING GOTTA YEET AHAHAHAA so aphrodite literally drops athena's ass like byeeeee gotta run from your raging brother

• and athena is just like ??? (and when the realisation hits her she's just:) "you have GOT to be kidding me" but of course, this is ares and aphrodite, what could they ever get out of kidding her?

• so athena asks demetri and felix if they have a map because she thinks that maybe aphrodite and ares will chase each other through the town and she is irritated because she doesnt wnat to have to go scavenging for them - so she gets the brilliant idea of "oh! A horse!" because dont like policemen ride horses in some fancy places??? plus italy seems dramatic enough to have their policemen on horses soooo

• she asks demetri and felix if they know of any places that'll have horses (she doesnt care if the horses are like being used by people - all she can think of is finding a horse and then jumping on its back and having like, an actual athena-riding-into-battle moment, except, she isnt riding into battle, she's just riding after aphrodite and ares... but the two of them together are equivalent to a battle so whatever)

• yeah so idk what happens next dont ask me i havent had anymore ideas oops

#twilight #volturi #my works #fanfic idea #drabbles #italy #volterra #goodbye eris

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