#wow that sounded weird my bad…. ^^;

[omaano]

👀

I found a pretty Wip in the heap wohoo! (I’ve already posted the monochrome version of this here) but in a moment of inspiration I added a colour layer to it to help me visualize things a little better but then I had a bit of an identity crisis with my colouring regarding painterly vs cell shading and so it’s stuck in this weird limbo state, poor thing...

Send me a 👀 and I’ll post a snippet of Wip I never got around to finish this year

#thank you for the eyes!! #wow that sounded weird my bad…. ^^; #my art #Wip #din keeps losing and regaining that scar on his thumb… even though I’m trying really hard to keep them all consistent on him #that means that I should add a few small ones to his face as we #ll huh? #dincobb #I'm down to a couple dincobb scribbles and 2 Din sketches I didn't expect you guys being so interested aww #I'll stop filling up that tag as well but this one IS pretty

[maudiemoods]

Ok not cool why am I hearing voices

#i need to go to the doctor 🧍🏼‍♂️ #somethings wrong because usually they're not this clear #its weird and i dont like it #they sound like people i know and its too much right now #little vent sorry but i think im actually struggling #im so confused #aurhhg #ren won't shut up #mental illness #idk sometimes they get really clear and it freaks me out #other times it sounds like a bunch of voices talking over each other and it drives me crazy #most of the time when they're clear they just have very boring conversations #wow i didn't realize how much this was affecting me huh #most of the time its right as im trying to fall asleep. i can't tell if its just my dreams?? idk #but sometimes ill hear very loud words that are super clear #aa its scary sometimes grrr but normally it doesn't mess me up #but i heard a loved one say “help me” and now im freaking out aaaaurgggg #gonna text them because i also have paranoia really bad #tw mental illness #idk just in case i guess #im fine just a little spooked jdkxjsjxj #anyways sorry for the vent/ramble i just really needed to type it all out #might delete later idk

[kibblemaniac]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CREATER WHO FIRST INSPIRED MY CURRENT* FURSONA IS A GROOMER

#*for context i first made koolaid around 2016 sometime during my undertale phase but i started using it again recently #KITTYDOG. KITTYDOOGGG #ive thought kittydog was weird for a while but i kept my fursona a kittydog just bc animation memes were a big part of my childhood #uhh just call my fursona a kittypup that sounds cuter #im watching that video birdie made not done yet but wow #i still dont fw birdie but i do feel bad for them #furry drama #i guess #i mean thats a crime but whatever #not art #kibblemaniac

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#its so weird. i feel like march 5th went on for more than a day somehow. i guess that's just bc we were awake for just abt all of it #my dad wanted to start doing things immediately so he was calling and scheduling all day. we went to the funeral home we went to the store #and it was weird bc as we were moving around it was like wow we r a 4 person family now. this is it. and theres so much to do after a person #dies. or at least there is when they were loved so much and jesus christ my mom was one of the best ppl a LOT of ppl knew. she did so much #for so so many ppl. and with her childhood she had every reason to b a fuck up but no she was kind and selfless and amazing. her mother is #trying to bask in the attention of her death when its like: truely go fuck urself. her being such a good person has nothing to do with u. u #treated her appallingly. fuck off. and fucking everyone knows it. god. she is a product of her grandparents kindness. and it sounds like her #dad was amazing like her. but he tragically died in a car wreck when she was 3. she was in the car. no one in my mums family believes in a #god now. too many bad things happened to the shining gems in a collection of wild alcoholics. but its not all bad. my family's staying close #my dad is taking it hard bc this means hes alone now and my mum took care of so many things bc she was so smart and he feels so dumb. he #feels he didnt deserve her. hes working on giving more hugs now. and hes using us to anxiously talk things out the way he did with mom #which is good. i cant imagine if this happened when we werent 3 adults and he was windowed with 3 kids to raise himself. and its funny. were #saying things we never would have told her. we looked thru pictures of her and she was so so beautiful. a total smoke show. my parents were #a cute couple who produced cute kids. and my mom had trouble communicating and being affectionate tho we knew she loved us there was #distance. theres a pic of my dad pulling her close and shes being tippef towarf her while standing away and thats indicitive of their #relationship. they were 2 partners who lived together independently and that worked but its sad bc my mum couldnt b vulnerable in her #expression. ppl r being so kind tho. ill be in ohio now for like 2.5 more weeks as the funeral stuff shakes out. we have to have 2 bc she #grew up away from her and so many ppl loved her in both locations. she was a popular lady. its so weird to b here on pause. but i feel clear #in my head. i think this will change a lot of my outlook on life. its nice to focus on the person she was and not the horrible 12hrs where i #saw her half dead. i cant imagine how awful it was for my sisters and dad to see her downslide into death. she didnt expect this to b The #Fever that killed her but it did and now she'll never finish a million things. and the house is full of pill bottles and all her junk and #unopened amazon packages and a truck with the fuel left on empty. bc she was an absent minded goofball. ay. well miss her so much #unrelated

[blujayonthewing]

sure was Something to see a bunch of people on facebook yesterday like 'haha wow this weather is great! I'll sure take 70s over february weather any day!!' and then watch severe thunderstorms and tornados sweep through that night

#HAHA WOW YEAH. LOVE IT WHEN IT'S 70 IN FEBRUARY IN MICHIGAN NO DOWNSIDES EVER #it doesn't sound like anything was seriously damaged and everyone I know is fine fwiw #but hometown got two inch hail and there was an actual (apparently brief and small) tornado touchdown like half a mile from my mom #I dunno it's just a weird... it's a weird thing. it's a weird feeling to see people celebrating something that bodes really badly #and then watching bad things happen about it almost immediately #AND LIKE. I WAS ON HERE POSTING ABOUT CROCUSES RIGHT?? it's not like I'm blaming anybody it's just...... weird #... although I mean the specific 'I'll take THIS over february any day teehee' did have me feeling a bit unhinged even before the storms hi #I FUCKING WOULDN'T! NOT IN THIS FUCKING CLIMATE AND BIOME!! PUT THAT FEBRUARY BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!!! #I don't LIKE it EITHER but it BELONGS HERE we NEED IT #about me

[aeide-thea]

truly just SUCH a typical tumblr experience but like.

Familiar Tumblr Name makes a post that's like: 'you know how fast fashion perpetuates itself by selling us clothing that gets dingy and grody really fast, so we have to replace it yearly?'

me: uh, no, actually—historically i've found that the few fast fashion pieces i acquired long outstayed their welcome, and were perfectly wearable long after i was heartily sick of them! but go on, i guess

FTN: 'let me tell you about this traditional domestic wisdom (implied: that's been lost because of, uh, capitalism) that will fix this problem (that you, too, definitely have) for you!'

me, googling: okay so this residue that FTN said was somehow a Fast Fashion thing is apparently generally caused by like. fabric softener and/or hard water. using discount detergents that skimp on active ingredients. using too much detergent so it doesn't wash out. letting your bedding go too long between washes. letting your washer go too long between cleans. etc. anyway. lots of specific factors here, many of which may in fact not apply to you in particular!

but like. why get specific when instead we could assert You Know This Problem, Right? This Lost Traditional Wisdom Will Definitely Help You Personally!!

#just like. makes me mad as rhetoric bc like. *i* can evaluate yr Dramatic Tumblr Post critically and do independent research abt it #and determine how much of it applies to me #and like. the answer is: basically none but it's a good reminder to clean the washing machine‚ thx #but like. there are loads of ppl in the notes just like. nodding along very wide-eyed #to whom this ALSO may not be applicable but who have lapped up yr sloppy demagoguery #and it's just like. [FTN] admits *in this post* that they don't actually know all the ins and outs of this #and it's just like. then probably you shouldn't be climbing onto your soapbox to explain it to people just yet!! #and telling people to get Righteously Angry that this has been Kept From Them #anyway. extremely specific subtweet and honestly the consequences of blindly taking OP's advice would probably not be too bad #but it's just like. i get really frustrated with these bloggers who want to Dispense Advice #but aren't actually experts themselves‚ don't provide any citations for their assertions‚ and claim that things are Universally Applicable #which is just. never true!! people's situations vary!!! #and like. if everyone were equipped to critically evaluate this shit it'd be fine‚ probably #but they're not! people are like 'oh wow you sound confident‚ okay‚ information integrated into my worldview now!' #and it's just like. i realize the subject matter here is relatively low-stakes but it's like. the KIND of rhetoric here is. weird. #very like. There's Been a Conspiracy and You Should Believe Me Because I Sound Confident and Friendly and Like I'm On Your Side. #Reject the Innovations of Capitalism. Retvrn to the Old Ways. #and it's just like. hm what politicians does that remind me of! #anyway. sorry for this very vehement very specific subtweet i just. idk. genuinely think this strain of tumblr demagoguery is pernicious #and like. lots of it is perpetrated by liberals!! most of it ime! but it's the same damaging dynamic even so

[linabirb]

me: god i feel so horrible i hope i'll be able to sit through classes today

our prof: hi anyway we have to watch this movie about this athlete who is disabled and you will hear stuff like "SEE?? YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU JUST FOCUS ON YOUR GOALS" and "YOU CAN DO IT EVEN IF YOU'RE LITERALLY GONNA DIE SOON YOU JUST GOTTA BE STRONG ENOUGH MENTALLY" throughout the whole movie :)

me:

#like. idk maybe this is an unpopular opinion but i really hate movies like that #like. idk abled people just always say how inspirational they are but all i hear is #“you're not trying hard enough btw :)” #AND MY CLASSMATES HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY “wow the plot was interesting” #THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT THE REAL PERSON'S LIFE. #and like. that person said stuff like “haha i feel quite a lot of pressure :) but as long as i can do a thing that i like i'm fine :)” #it's so. idk idk #so sorry if this sounds weird again i'm just in a really bad pain rn #[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]

[windwardstar]

I HAVE GOTTEN THE MICROPHONE TO WORK!!

#it hasn't been working #and i've checked like everything #but i finally found a fiddly thing in the system by clicking on a nesting doll of device settings that were all labelled device settings #and found where it was automatically muting itself for some random reason #anyway i now have super bad echo and the sensitivity is ridiculous but i'm too nervous to mess with it lest i get muted again #so the telehealth is just gonna have to deal with being able to hear me breath from three feet away from my laptop #also there's like a full on 5 second delay #but whatever #it's working #ALSO WOW IS IT WEIRD TO HEAR MYSELF COME OUT OF A SPEAKER #i have not actually heard a recording of my voice since i started T and my voice dropped and WOW I SOUND DIFFERENT

[ashrifts]

@deathfavor asked:

❛  i'm going to make sure nothing bad will ever happen to you again.  ❜ ( okay hear me out here but them pre-tenjiku )

in a world where the light of the law cannot reach the downslopes to drugs and death slithering in the shadows the haitani brothers have always called home, there's only two rules that will always ring true: you cannot trust anyone but yourself, and the only currency worth anything more than money was spilled blood with a name attached to it and a debt it neglected to repay.

at twelve, ran does not simply witness, but enforces this factㅤ───ㅤthe first pay is enough to get rindou brand new glasses, and they no longer have to sneak into the cinema theatre in between functions, and they spend hours arguing over which vending machine to drop their loose change in, and ran eats so many new desserts that rindou had panicked when he wouldn't wake up the day after. at thirteen, this becomes routine, and they become the kings of the world.

they never needed anyone else but each other; not the parents out of the polaroid pictures ran keeps in his pocket, not the bosses who believed them pawns in ran's own chessboard, not the fickleness of teaming up with people who would betray them when the opportunity arose.

this kid may be strong, but he is foolishㅤ───ㅤand the most foolish thing of all is the part of ran that wants to believe him.

ㅤㅤㅤ‘ㅤthat's a tall promise.ㅤ’ㅤㅤand arrogant, too. ran grins.ㅤㅤ‘ㅤi can look after myself just fine. i have been looking after myself just fine a~ll this time. i don't need you to do it for me.ㅤ’

yet. yetㅤ───ㅤthere's a tight curl to his smile, almost a grimace, and a shadow over his eyes, almost resentment. he doesn't understand it now, but in five years, in seven, in seventeen, he will look back at this moment and realize he'd just been a child, even with the blood smeared on his hands, even with the ability to choose who lives and who dies with a smile on his face. he'd just been a child, and no one but his own little brother had looked out for him.

they never needed anyone else but each other, after allㅤ───ㅤbut what happens when one is gone? when the debt collector has an overdue debt of his own, and only death can pay it off? before meeting izana, ran had never thought of his past catching up to him, because he'd be strong enough to fend off anyone who came for his throne... but the person who had broken his dreams in the first place sits at his prison cell's bunk bed by him, with words so earnest, compassionate, it almost makes ran laugh to his face.

he doesn't. he stops smiling, and he looks at him in the eye, assessing.

ran does not believe in much, but he believes in izana's strength, and he believes in his ambition. he realizes, too, that izana would gain nothing from betraying them, that whatever he needed from them, he'd take if he truly wanted it, and no honeyed words would be necessary when his fists had already spoken convincingly enough. he didn't need to win ran over, not when ran had willingly chosen to follow him, even if izana saw his obedience as submission or cowardice. these words were honest, so ran allows him the same honesty in return.

ㅤㅤㅤ‘ㅤthat's not something people can control. not even you.ㅤ’ㅤㅤhe tells him bluntly, but not unkindly. there's a foreign softness to him that smooths out the edges of his voice and warmths the indifference in his eyes as he tilts his head, closely, carefully observing the very first person he considered an equal. subordination is as new to him as it is to the rest of this vicious generation, and his own words feel oddly clumsy in his mouth in a way they never have before. he doesn't know if it's the unknown budding comradeship throwing off his game or something like wonder at someone wanting to protect him. he doesn't know how to rationalize it, so he does not know how to accept it... but it doesn't feel belittling. it feels... reassuring, and that in itself is a newer experience than being bested in a fight.ㅤㅤ‘ㅤwe'll look out for each other when you make our team, right? i watch your back, you watch mine, all that corny stuffㅤ───ㅤand in the case i bite the dust first... then you do your best to make sure nothing bad happens to rindou.ㅤ’

he allows his new grin to wash out the melancholy mood from the air, playfully holding up his pinky finger.

ㅤㅤㅤ‘ㅤhow's that for a promise?ㅤ’

#deathfavor #im literally holding my ear open as wide as humanly possible #u gave me much to think about.... #thinking about this being the first time someone says anything remotely close to 'i'll protect you' to ran.... closing my eyes......... #he's weirded out. he's insulted. he's amused. he's intrigued. he's amazed? #he's BAMBOOZLED and he wants to laugh. probably does laugh before he goes to bed. and in the morning after. but he's like #hm. for some reason. it doesn't sound awful coming from you. #thinking also about how ppl hear about ran's job when he was young and go 'wow that's badass' #but he was a kid working for a criminal organization that literally dealt with drug and human trafficking.... #even ran himself didn't realize how that affected him so hearing izana refer to it as something Bad #he's the man blinking in surprise meme #* ›› / * ask.

[aurantia-ignis]

Every now and then I see screencaps that people take of C-dramas with English subs and...... Good heavens. The translations are so bad and inaccurate and often sound awkward/unnatural... that I wonder if non-chinese viewers actually understand the writing/story they just watched....

#I feel so bad for everyone involved #I saw someone say that Till The End of the Moon's writing was bad #and my initial thought was 'wow your taste absolutely sucks' #but now I wonder if it's actually because the subs didn't manage to convey the actual story properly #TTEOTM was not a masterpiece overall #but it did a lot of things right #particularly in the characterization of tantai jin #Blue Whisper was spectacular apart from a bit of pacing drag in the middle #but no one ever talks very much about it #and maybe that's because the subs were inaccurate too #Mandarin Chinese is not an easy language to sub into English #to keep the cps low enough and yet keep the poetry in the words and also not sound weird #but damn #I get that it's probably partly because the subbers are given tight deadlines and a script without much explanation or context #but what is the point of subbing something so badly that people walk away with only a shallow understanding of the story #such an absolutely pity #my thoughts

[nomaishuttle]

my brother est 5 For the uninituated.. hes not like idk 13 or somrthing. scary age for him to be

#I KEEP THJNKING i hope (brother) never turns (age)... BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE IM PLANNING TO KILL HIM #Just weird bc hes my little guy my little aww so cutesies... BUT HES TURNING 5 SOON!! HES STARTING KINDERGARTEN!! AND ITS LIKE STOP THAT #i do love him sm i miss him.. everytime we call he gets so excited #the firs trime i called was SO FUNNY bc i was missing him rly bad #so i was like HI PHOENIX #and then he rook 5 minutes to say I miss you too !! #he was like yoyo im yoyo im wow im so yoyo. im sad that i yoyo i um yoyo im sad because umm. yoyo but i am gonna be so happy when um.. #when i SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!! #IT WAS SO CUTE.. and then he immediately said Im done talking to yoyo 👍👍 #which was so funny #hes so cutesie... i miss him :( i need a job so i cn visit for his birthday next month

[gideonisms]

my fear of roaches is so severe now....yes I CAN grab them with a paper towel and throw them outside without breaking a sweat and yes I AM the bug catcher in most of my living situations but I'm dying inside and if a hot girl WANTED to fall in love with me and catch them for me from now on I would Not say no

#:/ #my heart rate is still coming down. i'm at my aunt's so i don't have my tent so i'm just 🤢🤢😱💀 #everyone else thinks i should squish them but the sound ...no. urhghgghhhh #well and also i have a thing about unsavory awful disgusting forms of life and how you know. we are all that to someone or something and #who am i really to kill things unnecessarily for walking in the wrong place #sometimes you have to like at my apartment it had to be a battle ground bc it was them or me but u know. #off the point off the point #i have to leave this state this country this universe this galaxy. goodbye #i simply cannot be here under these conditions (saw scary bug)!!! and i'm not happy!!! #also having weird feelings abt time with my family that i chose like it wasn't mandatory for me to be here and i did want to hang out #but i'm just feeling distant & off bc i'm so different than them ig? and my beliefs clash so much and it feels bad not to say anything #but i just can't think of anything to say that would be constructive sometimes #so it's like they'll make comments i don't love but that are kind of on the edge where it's like. how do i adress this it's just a joke or #like sometimes it's not but it's something so deeply tied to their whole belief system that like idek where to start bc #i don't really want them to change their religion etc. that's something they want for me and it sucks so i'd never expect that from others #because it sucks! #but yeah when i spend time away from them it's kinda like wow y'all are the people i love and i'm not sure how i feel about that #anyway. hm. getting weird after 2 am perhaps it's time to admit defeat petition whatever deity controls roaches for some peace & go to sleep

[chradi]

Needing to potentially make a big decision that would save me A Lot of heartache while also still hurting myself and others in the process waughuaghough.

I guess at some point, you gotta balance the pros and the cons and realise that not many pros can balance out “borderline heart palpitations and entire ruined days multiple times a month”

#jen rambles #more like jen whines #oooh im sooo vaguepilled #im feeling like a dramatic victorian lady #its weird because.. the Things arent that bad but theyre pilling up and making it so I feel like a feral animal at each small thing #and ive forgotten(did I ever learn) how to talk to people and express myself #so my only solution is OUTIE #this almost sounds like im considering breaking up with mav jesus christ. Not what this is about #Mav actually helps me with all that shit #wow the formatting fucked up thank you tumblr #im guessing you cant put read mores at the top anymore

[forthesummer]

every friendship i have feels fake fr

#like why do people think i don’t peep shit…..bc i really be picking up on EVERYTHING #i just make no indication that i did and continue like shit is normal #and i’m so bad at ending friendships and don’t want to be alone but is it even worth it when no one feels true #and i don’t even be trusting my intuition on the shit i peep i just tell myself i’m overthinking until i get a confirmation and i’m like wow #i was fucking right #but it’s whatever like i’m really done trying and telling ppl my personal business and trying to be friendly like it’s done #i hate to sound pessimistic and shit i do have some truly normal good friends but it’s like 3 out of like the 20 #and i’m fr optimistic that i will find my people soon and this doesn’t deter me from making friends at all #but it just sucks when people aren’t who you think they are in a way that conflicts w maintaining a friendship w them #i don’t need no one to be perfect just not to act shady and weird #AND EVERYONE in my life be on some weird shit…it’s actually insane atp #like i hate when ppl move weird like i’m not gonna fucking notice #but bc i lowkey don’t have a backbone i just stay their friends and ignore it even tho deep down it’s always there w me and always makes me #feel some type of way like ik it’s not good for me but once i get some real ppl with me it’ll be much easier to shed all those ppl #but god damn it’s just annoying….. #i’m not perfect i know i clash with people not everyone can be my friend and that’s totally okay and normal #but why be under the guise of friendship but move weird w me … just say that we don’t click and move on like that’s it #i’m just pissed bro this is why i spend the most time w my bf other than the fact we dating he’s genuinely one of the only ppl who i trust #and isn’t on some dumb shit #and the couple friends i have that are normal…god bless them for being in my life bc i would #go crazy if i didn’t have at least a couple normal ppl there..bc they really show me that it’s possible to have a friendship that isn’t #shady..ugh #whatever i just feel like i’m at the point where i’m self deprecating bc everyone makes me feel like shit ab myself #like when u have all these failed friendships it just makes me feel like i’m at fault and i’m not worth anyone’s time and i’m a fuck up #but yeah like i said bc i do have some genuinely good friends ik all the blame isn’t on me #i just can’t help to feel that way bc it’s easier to blame #urself than others when u got depression 🙂 #anywho #rant over #damn i just posted and this is long as fuck oops 😭

[loverboybrightsideghost]

raise your hand if you noticed gus fring’s weird accent when he speaks spanish

#bluebird.txt #been watching breaking bad and every time he speaks in spanish i’m just like wow that is so damn weird #i’ve been trying to find an explanation for why he talks like that that ISN’T just that giancarlo esposito is gringo #but i kind of can’t find one? the closest thing was some chilean made a video and he was like ‘guys ik que chileans speak terrible spanish #but this is ridiculous’ (i am not chilean and i don’t know any chileans and that’s the first i heard of that about how they speak so yeah) #and i find it kinda incongruent with the whole ‘breaking bad is an incredible show with incredible attention to detail’ thing if they simpl #didn’t give enough of a shit to make the latino characters sound authentic in spanish even if the actors aren’t native spanish speakers #anyways #NO HATE TO THE SHOW NO ONE BE A DUMBASS ON MY POST #i’m just saying #it’s weird

[marycorcaroli]

first sex with zoro or sanji?

headcanons ; 18+.

rules ; masterlist.

i had a request for "first sex with zoro" but i decided to add sanji as well, hope no one minds ! english is not my first language, i apologize for the mistakes.

sanji.

— the first time you have sex with sanji is like something tender and beautiful. his long fingers move over your body, sending shivers down your spine, and sanji loves it. he loves that you let him spoil you and not give anyone else the opportunity.

— he'll probably go crazy when he sees you completely naked. he'll spend several minutes looking at all your curves and admiring you.

— sanji will start with endless compliments to warm you up "you're so beautiful", "what did I do to deserve you?", "you're too beautiful for humans", "wow, you're already wet and we're just getting started, do you want my cock so bad?" i already told you he's shameless.

— will leave hickeys all over your body and afterwards, make sure to kiss each one so you don't forget his tender side.

— will lick you for hours before fucking everything out of you.

— just licking you will bring you to euphoric orgasms that make your legs shake, your brain stop functioning and your mouth can't produce anything, but sobs and pleas for more. sanji isn't rough, he wants you to feel all the pleasure possible and realize what it's really like.

— will kiss you while his fingers play with your swollen clit (he still didn't have enough he left you a total mess), his lips bite yours but at the same time he is so gentle and afraid that you won't like something.

— your comfort is important to him so don't be afraid to tell him if you're in pain or if you want him to be more gentle. sanji will do anything for you ! because he loves you to no end and he's afraid to hurt you.

— i bet he gets turned on by kissing you and can't stop.

— sanji will kiss you to hear you moaning into his mouth and sobbing. that way he will know that you like it and you are not afraid anymore.

— i don't think he'll want to hold your wrists, sanji thinks that way he'll completely limit your actions, and he likes it when you touch him ! !

— the first time he has sex, it's the missionary position! it's the best for him where he can look into your eyes and kiss your face ! ! my boy is so perfect.

— his pace is not the fastest, it's medium, it's your first time, even if he likes rough sex, pain, blindfold and restriction, he won't do those things, it's all for your comfort. sanji will be the most loving 🥺 he will start with slow thrusts so you get used to his length and don't feel pain.

— HE HAS SUCH A BIG DICK 😩 i know that for a fact ! ! sanji knows how to handle it and feeling it with his hand on your belly, god is he in heaven????

— will snuggle up to you all the time, most likely your whole neck will be in his drool for he keeps bumping his face into it.

— with your permission, will cum in you so that your cum will be fused into one ( it sounds so weird ) but if you are against it, cum on your stomach is just as good.

— aftercare ! ! will wash you in the cutest way, whispering compliments that make you red as a tomato in your ear while sanji kisses your cheeks <> bring you water, food or turn on your favorite show, watch until you fall asleep at his side, then turn off tv, hug you tight and kiss your temple, thinking about how wonderful you are and that he would do anything for you.

zoro.

— the most beautiful boy in the world ! !

— even if he looks tough, his heart is made of tenderness and love for you.

— he doesn't really need sex with you, you love and support each other, so zoro is more of a platonic relationship.

— but when it comes to sex he wants everything to be perfect. he will spend the whole day with you and show you the most beautiful places he associates with you.

— he will give you the most magnificent kisses that will show all his love for you, his hands will wrap around your whole body and press you tighter against him so that you can feel his heartbeat (it is accelerated because of you).

— he will gently undress you and keep looking at your eyes to make sure you want it.

— he is so happy : ( you trust him so much that you want to be close to him in this way. zoro will give you the most wonderful pleasure ! !

— completely undressing you, running his fingers over your body, over your scars or tattoos, leaving the wettest kisses on them.

— kisses ! ! it's important for zoro to kiss you during sex, so the intimacy between you increases.

— he will lick you till the last to make you ready for him. he has such an experienced tongue and your cunnie is so sweet, he can't hold back anymore 😩 he will bring you to squirt and then start working his fingers to see the show again.

— his pleasure is not so important to him, yours is much more important and he will do anything for it.

— he'll leave your clit swollen and kiss it in the most tender way <> and he won't mind leaving hickeys on your thighs and biting them a little. zoro is crazy about your thighs ! !

— before entering you he will say the most beautiful words of love to you "thank you for trusting me, i will do everything to make you feel great, i promise i will love you till my last breath and after that".

— like sanji, zoro's ideal position is missionary, where he can see all your emotions and can kiss your whole face.

— his pace is very smooth, he does not like sudden movements or too rough sex, he is a real romantic.

— sex with him will be long and pleasant, he is in no hurry and wants to remember this moment forever, which they will do.

— he doesn't care where to cum, he doesn't really want to make a mess, but if you ask him to, he will cum on your thighs or in you (he dreams about it).

— he will change your sheets and wash with you, telling you how good you are for him. he will bring you water or food and then fall asleep on your breasts while your fingers massage his head.

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