#wtf is my post tag um.

[woundthatswallows]

the virgin suicides (1999) dir sofia coppola / not to be reproduced (1937) by rene magritte

#i have 2 do a pres on this film tomorrow and im working on it rn and was like wait👀 #the virgin suicides #rene magritte #comparatives #wtf is my post tag um. #w post #is that it...

[astrobei]

THE it boy of lenora hills, california

#i was gonna post this on twt and then i deleted it LOL #PLS BE NICE TO ME I NEVER DO ART #IM SO INTIMIDATED RN BUT I LIKE THIS TOO MUCH TO LET IT SIT ON MY IPAD FOREVER #will byers #stranger things #st #if i thought tagging fics was hard wtf do i tag art #um #stranger things art #ok i’ll leave it at that for now Bye

[beatcroc]

hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.

ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.

also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use

also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.

#pizza tower #fake peppino #no one else is getting tagged this is about him #rip to anyone going to browse my pizzaposting tag and seeing this at the top. its fine it'll get covered with normal stuff soon enough #literally next level derangement posting this from main but i have my REASONS. as follows: #1. i um. dont really have the luxury of anonymity with pt stuff. #so even if i posted this from my narsty blog people would recognize my art/content style anyway #2. i dont actually want people following my narsty blog for this #because it's suuuuuuuper inactive and i only actually draw this stuff myself like once every 3 years. so it'd be kinda pointless #3. the other cool pt artists i follow post their spicy stuff so you know what! maybe i want to too! even if it is freak shit for 3 people #4. i just think itd be funny if like 50 people unfollowed and/or blocked me for this. weeding out the weak. #if ur gonna be here u should know what youre dealing with and u better not a BITCH about stupid and weird kinks #5. if you are the 3 people the stupid and weird kink is for... i love i u kissing u #anyway if u reply some shit on here like ''wtf did i just see'' ur getting blocked. behave #i think this will maybe get [rightfully] 4 notes and if anyone actually reblogs this youre stronger than god #pizzaposting

[wtfforged]

FUCK IT. pony-beams your curse of strahd party

#the amount of pony posting i have seen lately has finally gotten to me. #i have never watched mlp in my life but i LOVE seeing artist like #redesign the mane six or draw their favs but as ponies #and it was just as much fun to do it myself as it was to see others doing it #so you should ALSO turn ur favs/ocs into ponies. nothng is stopping you. i encourage it #wtf... art #oc #aescwynn #i wont. um. im not gonna tag dnd. shy

[agropuff]

made an edit bc i do not like how he looks 👍

original below ⬇️

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #childe genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #childe tartagalia #tartaglia genshin impact #uh #i fucking hate tagging #ajax genshin impact #um yeah #jack.edits #new tag hi #i get hes supposed to be white but like. My god shawty chill! #theyre so white they cause this bloom effect like ooouuuu…. #also sorry for posting genshin i just wanna show my stuff 💔 #never noticed how pointy his chin was until now wtf #yeah okay

[ohii-san]

pinned post hooray

call me eve/caoimhe, he/she prns, bodily 21 ( 02/19/2003 )

i do misc enstars/pjsk translations ! please do not repost my translations or screenshot them without crediting me but feel free to cite/link back to them if you want to use them for anything, whether it's analysis or a web weaving or something, idm ! i am okay with being hosted on web.archive.org as well but i doubt i’ll ever delete anything so ..

i take pay what you want writing commissions ! my ao3 is docmaruki if you want samples of my work :thumbsup:

my rentry with slightly more info is here, promise you it is not that long a read . i have an extended abt/dni here but just know i block fairly freely . i’m engaged to @misuzuh​/@rinnikis​ and post about him sometimes !! we are very pda-ish so if that bothers you then umm don’t tell us lol

i have a discord server for my followers to join if they want to get to know me better or socialize with people who have similar interests !! you can always dm me here or on discord, or feel free to shoot me asks whenever you’d like :thumbsup: i do not bite i am very friendly and talkative !!

mutuals please tag: rinne/rei aka rinnerei, and rinne/shu aka . well . rinneshu . child abuse/harm/death is also appreciated . you can tag with "eve don't look" or just the proper associated tags !

#pinned post #now i will tell you all of my tags !! #from the doctor's clipboard #<- content of some kind #the doctor's notebook #<- txt/talking tag #glitter-penned journal #<- enstarsposting #bogie time trivia #<- ask game tag #fan letters #<- normal asks #and most of my friends will have a tag for themselves of content that #reminds me of them or includes them/their soucres #i'll make a masterlist one day but for now um #if i rb your stuff with tags and you're like wtf is an evil bonk #well evil bonk is my boyfriend's tag <3 so yeah

[larebiscornue]

The wakfu origin story says armand was a teen when amalia was five so I checked the wiki and he was 21 in the first season according to it??

That makes his crush on then in s1 17 yr old Eva creepy..

#Ask to tag #Armand sheram sharm #<- oof I can't believe this is ur first post abt u here buddy #Um if I rewrite armand he's definitely NOT crushing on eva #Wtf I did tried to give his character the benefit of the doubt irt bad writing but this is just the icing.. #Wakfu #Disclaimer the show doesn't say his age. It could be a retcon but I'm not feeling this #I'd prob rewrite it (if we're on the let's not make armand a creep n don't condone it at all) so he's kinda in good terms w eva (and again. #NOT attracted to her) and sees her as amalia's young equally as silly (to him) as her #Oh and when he sees pinpin is a fool (to him) endorsed by eva then armand loses his patience at the first sign of foolishness so to speak #He doesn't want an eva 2 (but more reckless) #If that makes sense #Krosmoz #Edit: I realized I forgot some words sorry I was lost in the moment. I hope it is readable enough though! #armand #(for my tag)

[binders-and-beanies]

Why do people like. Make me feel weird about being attracted to people my own age. Like I’m 24 and I’ll say that someone who’s like 22-26 is cute (anyone younger than like 21 is probs a no for me) and people will be like um they look like a fucking child you freak. Like sorry not everyone I’m attracted to looks like someone’s parent? Sorry I wanna feel worthy of people in my age group being into me too? I’m in college and want the life experience of having partners who are also in college? But then when I have partners who are 30+ people tell me I’m a victim. Why is everyone so ready to make trans and disabled ppl feel creepy for not just being fuckin ace I don’t get it WHO am I supposed to like

#mine #txt #got reminded of this bc of a post where someone said it’s a red flag to be attracted to the percy jackson guy bc he looks like a baby #my coworkers do this constantly like I’m known as Guy Who Fucks Older Men #but then if someone my literal same age is into me and I’m into them too it’s like ‘um wtf they’re not my personal type so you’re weird’ #like yeah lady you’re in your late 30s it makes sense for u to think someone in their early-mid 20s looks young FOR YOU #and same w people my age like. you have the privilege of dating within ur age range so u don’t know any other experience #but it’s like fucked up of me to want that? #its similar to how ppl treat gender and attraction like ur literally just not supposed to like anyone #bc it’s all sinful just in different ways #should not have to FUCKING say this but don’t use this post to justify any actual whack shit #my whole point is DONT equate attraction to like 21-25 year olds w attraction to like. minors. #like if you’re pro fucking whatever don’t touch this #also for context almost all my long term partners have been specifically 2 years older for some reason #so it’s not like it’s Only old men who like me but that’s just like. the most common demographic #I know I’m making many different points in the tags don’t mind me I haven’t slept

[nightly-ruse]

I just did such a nerve racking thing right before I need to fall asleep guess I’ll try to go to bed without throwing up 🤞🤞

#hate having anxiety induced acid reflux genuinely so horrible #um we’ll see wtf happens ahaha hopefully something okay or neutral I mean I’m not able to take it back soooo #before bed scrambled #I’ll have to make it a tag at this point for how much I post stupid shit hc I’m tired and eepy #ruse rambles #hate when my tags autocorrect stop doing that phone please #I don’t want rude rambled I want ruse rambles

[nygleskas]

thinking abt jean laying w me whenever i read physical copies of comics and asking questions abt what's happening and 'oh that guy looks cool who's he' and letting me infodump and appreciates it………………………………………..

#.txt #he doesn't know like. anything abt dc. besides like... owning a batman arkham game and thinking batman's cool (but he's never played the ga #me. i have awhole thing for that Now is not the time) #but he just knows nothingggg #he weKHSNH he probaly thinks batwoman is batmans wife .......like he 100% thinks thats real #me and ben: um...... what. | jean: that's totally real right? why else would she be called batwoman | me and ben: *stares at the camera* #ok anyways back to the post.. i can totally see me having to explain a huge event to him and him just being like.. wtf #jean: so whatcha reading | me: the death of superman | jean:..... what | me: the story about supermans death? he dies.. | jean: he WHAT #if i could draw id draw this but i cant so. Everyone can just close their eyes and imagine this /j #queuing this bc i cant post this normally its too embarrassing #jean #i should go thru my tags and mke a real ship tag but im lazie.

[boygirlctommy]

gazes off into the distance. maybe i should work on monster band again...

#my post #the wondrous oc tag #monster band #the lore is stored in the tags #shakes them (my ocs). i dont know what this story is About yet and i need to decide that before i really go anywhere else with it #idk idk i think its about balance #i dont think ive ever explained much about this story. so theres these 2 magical deer that are like. gods i think maybe #and one represents truth and knowledge and light #and the other is lies and secrets and darkness #and the light deer reveals itself to a group of people its decided have proved themselves Curious enough #and basically makes it their mission to. expose every secret. personal or cruel or even like magic shit #and they think 'yippee were doing the right thing :]' bcus the dark deer (which the light deer told them is evil) is getting weaker and the #light deer stronger !! but um as they continue exposing all these local secrets eventually they get caught in the crossfire and a few of em #are like 'wait thissucks actually' but its not until one of em exposes the secrets of the other members of the groups that the others are #like. wait this is fucked up you cant just do that. bro you cant out me to my mom wtf is wrong with you. #and and um that one guy is kinda far gone and practically controlled by the light deer and the others are like 'Hey Maybe These Twin Gods #Were Originally Equal In Power For A Reason' #and now they have to try to fix everything. but yknow you cant just un-tell someones secrets man so idk how they do all that #smiles. idk how to write endings #SMILES and they all even have names #zenith is light deer and nadir is dark deer #the sorta controlled guy is aster james (or just aj idk he goes by both) #and the others are nerris kal and day!! #kals full first name is kalideoscope :] and day's is yesterday :]!! #idk i like sillay names #fun fact i named aj Aster (latin for star) over a year before i added Astronomically named deer representing light and dark #it was his destiny to get possessed by the light deer....

[wherenymphsroam]

— EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS —

I really didn’t want to have to talk about this situation on my blog, as this has been my safe space away from real life. however, recent developments have made it impossible to ignore this any longer.

I’ve very loosely talked about this, but I am not currently enrolled in further schooling or working a job. this is because I am a full time caregiver for my stepmom, who is going into her fourth year battling metastatic breast cancer. we were given her stage four diagnosis last may, and all of my post graduate plans were put on hold in light of such news.

now, her condition has only continued to decline, and my family is buried in bills and medical debt. I am not only a caregiver to my mom, but I am also filling the most of her responsibilities for my little sister. and frankly, my dad isn’t much help. my family has filed for SSDI, (mind you, we filed in September of ‘23), and we have yet to hear anything about our approval status (thank you American healthcare system!).

we were served an eviction notice yesterday. one that will be getting sorted out, as our cancer attorney (assigned by our state) will be pushing back. but without the ability to work, and my stepmom out of commission (who had been our primary income before she got sick), this problem is bound to crop back up given how shitty our landlords are.

and so, it’s with a heavy heart that I find myself in this position — having to monetize the only thing I’ve had set aside for myself throughout this journey.

what fandoms I’ll write for:

- RE

- mystic messenger

- MeChat

** I will write for basically any character within these franchises.

what I’ll write:

angst, smut, dc, fluff, etc — basically anything

what I will not write:

snuff, scat, piss, feet, underage

*this may be due to change depending on the request. I apologize if I end up uncomfortable carrying out a request outside these parameters.

rates:

$3 — 500 words

$8 — 1k

$10.50 — 1.5k

$14 — 2k

*I cap these requests at 2k purely because I want these getting done and pushed out in a timely manner. I don’t want to overextend and then push out crappy writing, especially if you’ve paid for it!!!!

**due to the nature of my situation, these prices are slightly raised, and I understand and apologize in advance :’)

to commission me, just shoot me a dm and we can chat :) I have c*shapp, kofi, and PayPal, but am open to setting up any other forms of payment.

thank you so so much if you have read this far. if for any reason you would like to support me without requesting a commission, any contributions can be made to my c*shapp or paypal (dm for code).

be kind, drink your damn water, and tell your family you love them. mwah xx

#sorry guys I uhhh know this is a lot different from what I usually post :’) #this is a no pressure post!!! please do not feel obligated to commission me!!! #sorry um lollllll #this is breaking my heart lol #I’m gonna shut up #but anyways #thank u so much for the love I’ve received on my non pay walled stuff. please know I value you as a reader whether you pay to read my #writing or not :’) #fuck how do I even tag this wtf

[fxllen-rxse]

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#ooc || Zorra Lynn speaks #//Um... I can't see what I'm typing on my posts on mobile #//wtf?? #//I can see my tags but not what I'm putting the posts

[5sospenguinqueen]

Love To Hate | Daniel Ricciardo x Gasly! Reader

Summary: Daniel Ricciardo is known for bickering with Pierre Gasly's older sister online. The fans love it but they suspect there might be something more behind it.

Warnings: Swearing. One sexual innuendo. Female reader.

Takes place in the 2022 season so Daniel is with McLaren.

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mclaren spot the difference #MonacoGP tagged: landonorris, danielricciardo

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YourUserName the one on the left can actually drive

→ User 1 wtf does she know about f1

→ User 2 um, her baby brother is a GP winner so…

danielricciardo @ YourUserName coming from the woman who failed her driving test twice

→ YourUserName @ pierregasly you weren’t supposed to tell your little racing friends that!

→ pierregasly do not drag me into this nonsense.

landonorris @ YourUserName thanks pookie

→ danielricciardo more like pukie

→ YourUserName you’re just mad that he gets bitches and you don’t

→ danielricciardo okay, cradle snatcher

User 3 mom and dad are fighting again

danielricciardo here’s to a good weekend 💪

→ YourUserName ass licker

→ danielricciardo you wish.

→ maxverstappen1 can you guys not do your foreplay privately

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YourUserName soaking up the sun before the madness resumes (01/06/2022) 🌻

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danielricciardo i need to bleach my eyes. please cover you up before you mentally scar someone else.

→ User 5 he says like his jaw didn’t drop when this came across his timeline

User 6 how to become y/n gasly

→ YourUserName have an annoying brother and endure his equally insufferable friends

lilymhe the only reason i’m still with Alex is so i have an excuse to spend time with you in the paddock

→ YourUserName we could get married and then you could see me all the time??

→ alex_albon it’s a good thing I’m used to this or i might cry

→ georgerussle63 don’t lie. i can hear you sobbing from my hotel room.

MaleFriend wow 🥵 → danielricciardo try harder (comment deleted)

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PierreGASLY you’re both certified yappers. it’s why the two of you together is a nightmare

User 7 hmm, okay but why were you two together in the first place if you hate each other…

→ danielricciardo I was bullying her

→ YourUserName pierre ditched me to talk to a pretty girl and Daniel was making fun of the fact that I got lost

→ LandoNorris i wouldn’t have left you… just saying 👀

→ YourUserName i’m 10 years old than you, boo.

→ LandoNorris age is just a number

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danielricciardo preferred mode of transport... fast

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YourUserName title of your sex tape “i'm in love with my car”

YourUserName someone’s clearly compensating for something

→ danielricciardo omg why are you so obsessed with me. Get out of my comments, stalker

→ YourUserName let’s not forget you stalked me first

→ danielricciardo where’s your proof

→ pierregasly here. you begged me for her instagram until i gave in

→ danielricciardo and then i realised what a bitch she was

→ YourUserName just ‘cause i wouldn’t blow you

→ pierregasly i need you to delete this

User 1 this man is so fine

User 2 i’d like to ride

→ YourUserName you’d have more fun with the car

→ User 2 omg hi queen

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YourUserName last race of the season today. just wanted to say a big ‘well done’ to my baby bro. so proud of all you achieved this season and i know you’ll go on to kill it next year! 🍾 #AbuDhabiGP

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YourUserName yes, i know one pic has daniel. no, it’s not an announcement of our friendship. i just like how scared pear looks

User 8 i have never been more attracted to a frenchman before

danielricciardo and who is that handsome man

→ YourUserName there is not a single handsome man in this post; charles was sulking out of the frame

→ pierregasly 1) i am very handsome, 2) stay away from charles, he’s too nice for you

→ danielricciardo and too pretty

→ charles_leclerc stop it or i will fall in love with all of you

→ YourUserName @ pierregasly i’ll stop if you promise to get rid of daniel so i don’t have to see him again

→ danielricciardo and deny you of my bakery 🍑

→ User 9 it's cake, honey, but you tried

User 10 anyone catch the camera panning to y/n when daniel’s car spun out in qualifying

→ User 11 talk about delulu

→ User 12 because he almost crashed into her brother so obvi they would show her

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pierregasly a huge thank you to my support system. je t'aime grande soeur 🌸 (she forced me to post this, please send help)

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YourUserName you’re such a liar! you were legit crying to me last night about how nice it is that i still come to all your races and then said you wanted the world to know

→ pierregasly don’t expose me!

→ landonorris come sit in my car instead. rub a little luck on it

→ User 12 never beating the no rizz allegations

danielricciardo @ landonorris probably best she doesn't, she’s clearly a curse, mate

→ YourUserName and how many races did you win this season?

→ danielricciardo i hope pierre pushes you off the plane tomorrow

→ YourUserName i hope you get run over in the pits

alphatauri we love having you in the garage

User 1 agreed. her hair looked so pretty today and he ruined it

User 2 only for him to then completely forget what he was saying when he realised she was wearing a white shirt? yes! it’s been playing in my head

→ User 3 can’t say i blame him. i too was no better than a man 👀

User 4 but the way he covered her body with his the second he realised to stop the camera focusing on her see-through top

→ User 5 and then gave her one of his shirts because she was walking around in a mclaren top until pierre yanked her into the alphatauri garage

→ User 6 guys, this is bare minimum. him being hot doesn’t make this extra chivalrous

User 7 another angle of that video showed it was an accident. he can be seen saying sorry a billion times and after that, they put a border around the fountain

YourUserName posted a new story

danielricciardo reposted your story

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YourUserName happy 4 year anniversary to my professional car crasher tagged: danielricciardo

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User 1 i knew it! they all called me crazy

danielricciardo delete this. you said you would be a nice. i’m a champion! how many trophies do you have, huh

→ YourUserName depends on how many i steal from the trophy case in our living room (plus, those are replicas)

→ User 2 our?!?!

charles_leclerc but i thought you loved me?

→ YourUserName i do, citrouille. but, daniel and pierre are keeping us apart.

User 3 4 years? this means they were together when he was still at red bull! what did you think about him leaving?

→ YourUserName i'm not allowed to talk about that

landonorris congratulations, mum and dad

→ alex_albon congratulations, mum and dad

→ georgerussell63 congratulations, mum and dad

→ YourUserName i didn’t sign up for this responsibility

→ danielricciardo they’re a package deal, babe. they come with me

maxverstappen1 oh, thank god. It was so hard keeping this to myself in interviews

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danielricciardo contrary to popular belief, pierre is not my favourite gasly

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YourUserName aww, mon coeur, you actually used nice photos

→ danielricciardo don’t speak french to me, you know it turns me on

→ maxverstappen1 i miss when you publicly hated each other

pierregasly you take that back!

pierregasly that’s it. you’re off the Christmas card list

francisca.cgomes wonderful, daniel, now he’s sulking

→ YourUserName you get used to it. they may seem cool but all f1 drivers are essentially big crybabies

→ danielricciardo hey!

→ charles_leclerc hey!

→ pierregasly hey!

→ alex_albon hey!

→ landonorris hey!

→ carlossainz55 hey!

→ georgerussell63 true

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Please request if you have any ideas you'd like to see, and I'll do my best to bring them to life <3

#formula 1 #f1 #formula 1 smau #f1 smau #formula 1 social media au #f1 social media au #social media au imagine #formula 1 headcanon #formula 1 one shot #formula 1 fluff #formula 1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 headcanon #f1 drabble #f1 one shot #f1 fluff #f1 x reader #daniel ricciardo #daniel ricciardo imagine #daniel ricciardo drabble #daniel ricciardo headcanon #daniel ricciardo one shot #daniel ricciardo fluff #daniel ricciardo smau #daniel ricciardo x reader #daniel ricciardo x gasly reader #gasly reader #pierre gasly

[pinkflower2003]

Summertime on the farm

Daniel Ricciardo x Clarkson!Reader

Summary: Y/N Clarkson & her father, Jeremy, celebrate the release of the new series of their Amazon series, Clarkson’s Farm. Going to the Grand Prix, Y/N meets an unexpected fan in Daniel Ricciardo, who had been on her father’s show previously.

a/n - this is my first time doing a social media one so bare with me whilst i get use to this! this came into my head whilst watching danny’s top gear interview! there is some spelling and word mistakes but this is not proofread!

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@Y/NClarkson Posted!

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Y/NClarkson: that’s a wrap for Clarkson’s farm S3! Thank you for everyone who watches, comes to the shop and supports us bunch of idiots (as well as buying shitty beer that explodes🙄)

tagged: jeremyclarkson1, amazonprime, cooper_kaleb, thetallirish

8,507 comments

amazonprime: our favourite tractor driver 🙌🏼

→ cooper_kaleb: don’t make me laugh, half the season is her crashing the tractors.

→ Y/NClarkson: kaleb, don’t be jealous, just because my tractor is cooler than yours.

→ jeremyclarkson1: the lambo tractor is better than both of yours, don’t be stupid.

jeremyclarkson1: still don’t forgive you for crashing my lambo tractor.

→ Y/NClarkson: i literally crashed once, where is all this crashing information coming from???

→ cooper_kaleb: cctv

→ Y/NClarkson: oh shit, lol oops

→ username1: LMAO I LOVE HER

→ username59: her level of chaotic & sarcasm is what i aspire to be.

F1: looking forward to another season y/n, think you should come down to try and drive a car instead of a tractor😉

→ username43: UM?? girl what are you doing here??

→ y/nclarkson: get the redbull contract ready, i’ll be there

→ jeremyclarkson1: um hello? my invite? i literally host a car show.

→ y/nclarkson: you couldn’t fit in one of the cars mate, not drinking all that exploding beer.

→ jeremyclarkson1: fuck off

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@Y/NClarkson posted on her story!

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Y/NClarkson: what a day! catching up with old friends and sipping champagne. Move over farm life, think being a F1 driver is the life for me😎

Cooper_Kaleb: thank god, i’ve been trying to get you fired for years.

→ y/nclarkson: wtf, you can’t fire me. you’d be lost without me?? you can’t anyway, only dad can🤪

→ jeremyclarkson1: you’re fired.

→ y/nclarkson: what the fuck, stop ganging up on me.

→ username67: i love their dynamic so much🥲

Username134: UM?? Y/N AND DANIEL?? ON THE FIRST SLIDE?? i smell something brewing.

Username46: wait they actually make a cute couple

Username89: she looks amazing!

DanielRicciardo: was good to see you again Y/N! So excited to see the new series - will have to come to the farm shop next time i’m in England.

→ y/nclarkson: please do! let me know when and i’ll show you around!😊

→ landonorris: where is my invite?? do i mean nothing to you??

→ y/nclarkson: not really, no.

→ landonorris: ma heart, ma feelings 💔

→ georgerussell63: wait i wanna come too.

→ Oscarpistari: me three

→ y/nclarkson: F1 day out?

→ danielricciardo: what?? no?? that’s not what i meant, i meant ME going to the farm, no one else.

→ georgerussell: boo, you whore.

Username657: LOL WHAT IS HAPPENING?? THE F1 BOYS ARE OFF TO DIDDLY SQUAT?? CAN THIS BE IN AN EPISODE?

Username98: daniel wants to go there alone…alone for a date?

jeremyclarkson1: it’s my farm, not y/n’s?

→ y/nclarkson: you’re like on the brink of death, it’ll be mine soon lol

→ jeremyclarkson1: i’m literally 64?

→ y/nclarkson: exactly

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@Danielricciardo posted!

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Danielricciardo: summertime in the country🤍

Username80: UM IS THAT Y/N CLARKSON?? AS IN QUEEN OF CHIPPING NORTON?

Landonorris: i think my invitation got lost in the post

→ danielricciardo: it did not.

Username6: ARE WE GONNA GET A DANIEL CAMEO ON CLARKSON FARM?

y/nclarkson: chipping norton’s newest tractor driver🚜 Kaleb is getting replaced asap

→ cooper_kaleb: you’re literally fired

→ y/nclarkson: i will run you over with a tractor

MaxVerstappen1: you never told me you were spending summer with a girl?? does our friendship mean anything??

→ danielricciardo: if i told you, you’d of told the others and then it would have been like a school trip out.

→ georgerussell63: hey! no it wouldn’t, we just wanna meet y/n since you won’t stop going on about her.

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→ username1: EXPOSED

y/nclarkson: you’re the cutest<3

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@Y/NClarkson posted!

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y/nclarkson: summertime lovin

tagged: danielricciardo

danielricciardo: 💛

jeremyclarkson1: get back to work

→ y/nclarkson: i literally was up at the crack of dawn feeding, i could hear you snoring from outside

→ jeremyclarkson1: that was lisa not be

→ thetallirish: you lying fuck

Oscarpiastri: does this mean you’ll be back at races now?? i miss you

→ landonorris: me too

→ georgerussell63: me three

→ alexalbon: me four

→ maxverstappen1: me five

→ y/nclarkson: i literally haven’t met half of you drivers

→ danielricciardo: welcome to the shit show

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pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader

summary: the internet ships you with everyone expect your boyfriend. driver!reader

warnings: swearing. this is one is a little bit long 🫣

notes: requested ─ yes. don't think I'll be posting much this week as I'm pretty busy, but will definitely try to <33

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y/n.jpg we <3 cats in this house

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maxverstappen1 yes we do!!

usercloud finally some max and y/n content 😌

spookyszn I ship them, okay??

cottonsainz cat parents <33

verstappen_l/n I really hope they are together 😭

y/n.jpg added to their story !

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yourusername 📷🌱🍓

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user222 WHO IS THAT??

ynsmybeloved maybe it's esteban, he liked??

sainzchilli is that charles?

rain4life_ no, they aren't even friends lol

usergasly but it could be tho?? they used to be pretty close

onlyhereforher that's gasley for sure ✨

user88 who stole my wife's heart???

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tagged yourusername

charles_leclerc mine and only mine 💞

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yourusername jealous much 🙄

charles_leclerc yes :((

yourusername noo, baby I was only joking, I'm only yours, I promise

loverofmany wtf is happening rn?? 😭

comaicsainz so we all feel stupid right 🤡

landonorris stop being horny and jealous, jeez.

charles_leclerc um... no

carrots_mick charles woke up and chose violence 🥰

pierregasly I have seen too much 😭

yourusername maybe knock first then 👍

musicalhigh_ pierre has seen things ✨

thea178 *sips tea*

leclerc_sainz brb, gonna go take a nap on the highway 😘

catscars_ so they've been together for three years 😶... okay, bro, okay

omgshesinsane charles decided to give everyone a heart attack <3

tokiss_incars how much did charles pay y/n to date him?

jezohjez bro got more rizz than me

charleshair. _ why and how did some random red car guy steal my wife of 4 years??

norrisricciardo I hope charles knows he caused a lot of chaos today 🫠

starjones me after seeing this: throws my phone out the window

djatsonlyatm rue, when was this?

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