One piece characters at a Black cookout ❦
A/n: Tell a friend 2 tell a friend that my cookout series is backkkk
Ft: Luffy, Zoro, & Sanji.
��� Luffy
❥ Okay so as soon as y’all pulled up to the family cookout, you turned around to your family members to introduce your boyfriend but he was gone; vanish, out of sight, missing (y’all get the point). You wonder “where’s Luffy ?” and you happen to hear him behind you in the distance kekeking a lot, you turn around and saw him at the grill talking with ya uncle chatting it tf up. Like no girl he’s here for the food and entertainment but the food for the most part.
❥ After he finish eating he’s gonna get tired and find somewhere to nap and that’s on the table, someone had to wake him up and escort him to the guest room cuz hell nah. They gotta put they food up there and stuff, nawt ya sleeping boyfriend.
❥ When it’s time for everyone to dance he’s gonna be over there, front in center dancing with two plates while everyone’s is in awe and cheering him on. They love him bring him back every year frl. He got a lifelong invitation to the cookout.
❥ The little kids will love him, shidd he act just like them. They would be like “Luffy show us how to dance like you.” “Let’s play a game together.” They would drag him everywhereeeee and he would be so happy to show them his moves.
❥ When it’s time to leave it’s gonna be hard for him & your family to depart, like they want him but nah that’s he’s yours, so you just gonna have to drag him out but before he leaves he’s gonna grab like about 30 plates.
❦ Zoro
❥ he’s very quiet at first for the most part, just seeing what everyone’s doing. From a distance 🗣
❥ tried to follow you everywhere, but he wandered somewhere else and ended up at another cookout (you had to use the find my iphone app to find Zoro once you found out that he has a habit of getting lost a lot. You thought it would be a good idea to have his icloud account so whenever he gets lost boom you can track him)
❥ once he get to know everyone he will be hanging out with the people that’s doing all the drinking cuz that’s what he’s here for.
❥ after he’s drunk and sleepy he’s gonna go in a random room and fall asleep there until it’s time to leave. Once he wake up he will be confused on where he’s at and whose baby is sleeping there on the bed.
❦ Sanji
❥ When he first arrive at the cookout he’s gonna be polite and greet everyone he sees. He know one day he’s gonna marry you so it’s better to meet everyone now and see who’s coming to the wedding and who’s not (he’s mentally writing everyone’s name down, even though you gonna be the one doing the choosing)
❥ He will offer to help whoever is dealing with the food and shid they will let him cook frl
“Damn y/n wait you ain’t tell me ya boyfriend know how to cook huh ? he’s like a 5 star chef “
“that’s because he is”
“well he got to come back every year then.”
❥ He will kinda get into arguments with your cousins about things and being mad competitive with them, but other than that he get alone easy with everyone else.
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me, getting ready to go outside: today's going to be great!
the beast of unending fury outside of my front door:
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i don't know what autistic person needs to hear this but they are not watching you. the entire world is not constantly waiting for you to do something weird and laugh at you behind your back. you do not need to constantly self-police whenever there's the slightest chance another person might see you. you have a right to be your autistic self in public spaces. stop fighting yourself for their sake.
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for whoever needs to hear this:
starting HRT doesn't have to be a huge momentous all-or-nothing decision. you can just try it like you would an antidepressant you've been informed of the risks of.
there won't be any immediate irreversible changes overnight. you can always stop, change your dose, change your delivery system, decide it's not the right time. you can even microdose if you want to.
you don't have to tell anyone. you don't have to announce it if you don't want to.
stop waiting for a perfect time in your life because it won't come.
stop waiting to reach a mythical level of certainty that never comes to anyone, for anything.
you've been thinking about it long enough. if you have the opportunity, just give it a shot. you're worth the courage it takes to make a change in your life.
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I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned.
Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner.
11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi!
Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--?
Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin.
12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!!
Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What??
Jason: I stole his tires :)
Batman: Tried to.
Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did.
Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin.
14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello
Flash: Where do you even find these--
Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin.
17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!!
Superman: I give up.
Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin.
13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there:
Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?!
Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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kids who werent raised christian being like "lol baptising children is whack if they tried to do that to me i would start doing things to make it look like i was possessed" no you would not. you would bask in the pride and approval coming from the adults around you and you would quietly wait your turn because you were told from birth that sinning sends you to hell and baptism is The Promise that youre dedicating your life to jesus that youve had hyped up for years and watched other people be fawned over as they cry happy tears about it and you do NOT want to fuck up your One Big True Promise To Love Jesus Forever So You Don't Get Tortured For Eternity when you are literally 8 years old. im begging yall to remember its a thousand times easier to see the church's bullshit for what it is when you're not actively in the church. eight year old you is not thinking about trying to fight back against an oppressive religious group indoctrinating children because You Are The Children Being Indoctrinated. stop acting like you would've magically known better if it were you.
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