#xiao brainrot

[swanlikely]

Current Xiao Brainrot: Needy Xiao

TW: Somnophilia? & Bad Grammar (lmao)

Thinking about him discovering you asleep in a little plush mound. Your cot sheets were dangling from the side, your face flushed, and your brows furrowed. Goosebumps rose on your sensitive skin as the cold night air swept through the Wangshu Inn. Your nipples were erect from the chill, the thin fabric of your nightgown doing practically nothing to conceal the tiny buds. As soft whimpers left your glossy lips, you unconsciously called out the Adepti's name. This was why Xiao had come to your modest room at the Wangshu Inn. Thinking you were in immediate peril, he rushed to be at your side. Instead, he was met with the sight of your breathy moans, calling out his name in a state of slumber. Xiao wasn't sure how to feel, thankful you were not in any immediate danger at the moment, unless you counted him. Then you would be in real trouble, as his trousers began to tighten and his breathing begin to hitch as he watched your muttering sleeping figure. He knew he should take his leave but the way you squirmed in your sleep, moaning every few seconds, caused him to linger. Xiao took a step back to admire the perverted sight in front of him.

The grip on his spear tightened as his eyes made their way to the damp area between your plush thighs. Dripping and sloppy, drenching the fabric of your nightgown. Temptation and desire was building up inside of the poor horny Adepti, knowing he should not be having these thoughts about fucking your sleeping figure. He continued to stare and ogle at the way your chest would heave up and down, begging to be fondled. He began to drown in thoughts of what they would feel like between his strong gloved hands. What it would be like to run his digits along your navel, hovering right above the heat calling to him. His lust consuming him with thoughts of how slick you would feel as he pumped and curled inside of you. His cock stiff and begging to be set free from its confines, throbbed at the thought of being pushed against your glossy folds.

Unable to control himself any longer, his gloved hand began to pull his thick member out from the rough fabric of his trousers. Leaking and begging for release, he crawled onto the small cot, careful not to wake you. You looked so precious, so inviting, so needy as you slept. Hopefully you wouldn't be too mad when Xiao brought his hard cock in between your thighs, rubbing the thick muscle in between your squishy appendages. This was alright wasn't it? He wasn't fully taking you, he just needed a release. The Adepti was really pent up after all, always focusing on keeping Liyue safe. A reward was in store for the horny Adepti, and your thighs would make do. The juices that spilled from your sloppy cunt dragged against Xiao's needy cock as he continued to use your thighs. The noises that fell from Xiao's parted lips were marvelous. If you were awake, you'd surely eat them up.

Becoming a moaning and whimpering mess, his thrusts quickened in pace as he was getting close. The dreams you were having must've reflected the lustful actions Xiao was inflicting on you, as your muffled groans grew louder as his cockhead would grind against your neglected clit. These groans only fueled the Adepti's want, making his thrusts grow careless. His voice crying out as he drowned in pleasure between your thighs, not caring if you woke up to hear him. As he spilled out between your thighs completely soaking the bedsheets, his eyes flashed to you. You looked up at him with half-lidded eyes, hazy with desire as you had caught your beloved Adepti in the act. Perhaps you wouldn't be mad at all, the opposite even.

#xiao #xiao x reader #Xiao brainrot #Xiao smut #genshin impact #genshin smut #genshin x reader #xiao imagines #xiao headcanons

[genshinxxi]

xiao brainrots

milking him dry

★*: taking care of xiao by fucking him with a vibrator and milking him dry

can't dom for shit

★*: scientific research into why he can't be a dom

pillow princess

★*: manipulating xiao and making him into a fucktoy

braindead cockslut

★*: 10 step guide

brainwashing xiao

★*: brainwashing him into an obedient doll

stressed out xiao

★*: fucking him senseless and overstimulating him to make him forget about everything

desperate xiao

★*: he's desperate to be fucked but too shy to say it

good boy

★*: riding readers pillow, making him cry and beg

#—myyu.rb🎐 #sub xiao #sub genshin #sub!xiao #xiao brainrot

[ssho197]

my nsfw headcannons for xiao (keyword “my” ofc you don’t have to agree but wtv)

im gonna put the cut a bit higher since i don’t want people to be jumpscared by stuff

xiao’s tattoos. not sure if they’d be more sensitive or what but imagine tracing down his tattoos with either your tongue or fingers (maybe an ice cube if you’re into temp play)

he’s probably loud asf during it since he’s not super experienced. i can see him covering his mouth with his hand or biting down on smth to stop the sounds

he doesn’t even know what aftercare is, you had to teach him what it is but after he got the hang of it, he got pretty decent at it

holding xiao’s waist??? i would just like to hold his waist closer to me (keep dreaming 💀)

i’ve seen someone say his tattoos would glow when he cums but idk if his tattoos even glow at all but i wouldn’t mind either lmao

probably tried cbat tbh

he ofc has a shit ton of stamina bc he’s an adeptus he can do soooooooo many rounds it’s insane

probably doesn’t use toys or anything, he mostly just wants to be the only one making you feel good not just a hunk of plastic ☹️☹️

i’ve never seen anyone write abt genshin charas using their visions during it but imagine xiao uses his vision to pull you in closer with the wind yk

don’t even ask me abt how big i think his dick is. (on the smaller end probably 5inches)

his kisses >>>>

he knows how to leave hickeys rlly well and you try your best to cover them up but he doesn’t want you to cover them up

he’s probably not super into doing it in public but if you reallyyyyy really want to then he’ll agree

definitely very fast when it comes to thrusting

i was gonna write more but then i was like, “this is so gross wtf is wrong with me”

#genshin xiao #xiao headcanons #xiao x reader #genshin headcanons #genshin x reader #xiao brainrot #xiao smut #genshin smut #genshin x reader smut #xiao genshin x reader #sho xiao dumps

[cerberuscaeli]

I've been watching celebrities react to thirst tweets and now I can't stop thinking how 4NEMO would react if they got thirst tweets? So, I kinda brain rotted about this one?

Like I can see Kazuha being all polite about ut yet flustered as he subtly and politely declines the words in the tweets and is like "We should not choke someone with my thighs, that's not nice. But I wouldn't mind giving you a hug." He'd be like too nice? Taking them as compliments and he's just pure and innocent? And get asked for an interview with puppies instead, even getting a part 2 of "Interviewing Kazuha while he plays with puppies."

And I feel like Venti would just die from laughter right then and there? He'd be choking on air as he reads thrist tweet after tweet, giving up on staying calm and collected as he snorts and almost pees his pants from laughter as they are so crazy and some cringy and he just straight up enjoys it, maybe even too much that he'll surely be asked for a part 2.

Heizou would be the one that playfully quips back on it in a flirty tone, acting as if he is going to make notes. This boy is enjoying it way too much, literally asking to read more, wanting the worse ones that might have to be fully cut out of all the videos. He'd totally would be giving more fuel for more thirst tweets and fans having to bully the channel for more Heizou reading thirst tweets. Probably even trying to not so subtly provoke for more. Boy knows he has the charms, is handsome and has many fans wrapped around his finger and it only boosts his ego.

Xiao. Poor Xiao. He would turn so red, stutter over his words and be so hesitant to read each tweet, constantly anxious about how bad the next one will be. And the team spared him, tried to find the ones that were okay, like that weren't too much for Xiao's poor heart to handle, but in fact, none of them were okay? Like Xiao's fans nonstop thirst over him tbh I would do it too and all he wants is to just sink through the floor as he reads them, hoping he could vanish in smoke. Trying to comprehend what is going on as he visibly regrets every decision he has made in his life that had him end up here. But getting all flustered when tweets with compliments come in between those thirsty ones. Xiao for sure would never want anything to do with any thirst tweet at all. Jean literally has to save this poor boy from under the blankets he'll be hiding under for the rest of his life /jk

#genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #brainrot #xiao brainrot #venti brainrot #heizou brainrot #kazuha brainrot #venti x reader #kazuha x reader #xiao x reader #shikanoin heizou x reader #heizou x reader #anemo #4nemo #genshin 4nemo #genshin impact brainrot

[primofate]

Brainrot.

Spoilers from recent quest, read with caution.

Xiao centric.

So for the longest time reader has liked Xiao, even loves him if reader was really honest with themselves. But Xiao being Xiao has always been closed off, karmic debt is harmful to humans, he says. That doesn't really deter reader, reader just bides their time trying to "pester" Xiao or hang out with him.

Fast forward to the events of the Chasm, reader hears word that Xiao has the intentions of exploring down there and its dangerous. He knows it. Reader knows it. So reader decides to semi-confess. The "I'll wait for you to come back and we can have that meal together" type of confession. Xiao neither declines nor accepts it but says something along the lines of "Don't count on it too much,"

But, when Xiao comes back from the Chasm, near death experience and all, after traveller talking some sense into him about letting people in, he immediately thinks of reader, but he finds that reader is the one who has disappeared.

Turns out that in the span of time that Xiao was in the Chasm, reader had fallen seriously ill and is on their last legs.

Alternate route: Reader gets hanahaki disease while Xiao is in the chasm, deteriorates so fast, and was given an option to perish or take a pill that will make them feel better, but lose all feelings/memories for the person they love. Reader took the pill and by the time Xiao comes around reader doesn't remember him anymore.

Thoughts?

This will stay as brainrot for now. I have too much on my hands already. 😂😂😂

#xiao angst #xiao fluff #xiao x reader #Genshin impact #Genshin impact xiao #Xiao brainrot #Genshin impact brainrot #Xiao fanfiction #Xiao drabble #Hanahaki genshin impact

[astranne]

XIAO BRAINROTS

honestly, all of these are your fault, fischl anon. and i don't really care lmao, i love you for sending me those brainrots. you gave me xiao brainrot and he won't get out of my mind. i had to write finals with xiao in my head. i do not regret however lmao-

in this post // modern au!xiao, xiao through space and time, asmr creator!xiao, pro-gamer!xiao, model!xiao, relucant influencer!xiao, bodyguard!xiao, anxious!xiao, racer!xiao

MODERN AU!XIAO, inspired by these asks from fischl anon.

childe, hu tao and xiao as trio. they reek of chaos and xiao is a chaos child too. he's a little gremlin, of course he's a creature of chaos. they bring the worst and best out of each other, they become inseparable, always close to each other. this is connected with bullied!xiao and antisocial!xiao, because he's an insecure little bean, trying to do his best, to achieve the highest he can and yet it's not enough. but to childe and hu tao, he'll always be enough <3

XIAO THROUGH SPACE AND TIME, inspired by my own post.

xiao accepts his end, peacefully and relieved he found out the truth about his friend. closing his eyes, he is prepared for his death, finally putting his tormented soul to rest.

but the universe says no to xiao's end, his death and final rest, and so he shoots through space and time, guided by the fantastic compass and thrown into different universes, where his adventure continues.

ASMR CREATOR!XIAO, inspired by one of my drafts and listening to asmr the past week to calm tf down 🫡

xiao who started listening to asmr when he was stressed, the soft sounds helping to calm his racing mind. it puts him to ease and it helped him imensly through stressful times during school. slowly, he dived deeper, finding new asmr creators, the famous and unknown ones, listening to his favourites.

and one day he thinks, what if I do this too? can i give others too the calmness they have given me? soft xiao please yes i beg omfg and he gets a microphone, one of the best and he thinks it's worth the spent money. he buys brushes of all kinds, and all the other materials one needs for an asmr.

he doesn't talk on his videos, nor does he show his full face. he's not comfortable with that, not yet, and films his first videos. he stuggles in the beginning, but slowly and steadily he gets the hang of it and uploads every few days. calling himself golden_alatus, he also starts an instagram and tiktok account, fully knowing he won't grow over night.

people flock to him, to golden_alatus, for his asmr are always slow and calm, the ambience calming them down and there is no rush. he answers every comment, thanking for the support and trying the new things out his followers suggest. they love him for it and while xiao himself still counts to the smaller amsr creators, he is a treasured one.

PRO-GAMER!XIAO, inspired by this answer rant and this one to fischl anon's brainrot.

a well known gamer, around 5mio subscribers on yt and even more on twitch, all rounder- CoD, Fortnite, Val, ACNH, Genshin Impact, Minecraft, literally everything. alatus is a pro-gamer and he loves to share his love for games. oddly enough, he has even more followers on instagram, some could even say he‘s an influencer too, he is a beauty after all. people who don’t even watch him gaming, follow his insta just to look at his pretty face. i can relate <3

MODEL!XIAO, inspired by… xiao being pretty.

pretty eyes, pretty face, pretty man. xiao is just pretty and a very famous model. his face is plastered everywhere, everyone wants the otherworldly adepti to model with their products, be it make-up, clothes or other things. oh yes, thanks to xiao, men wear make-up more often, simplistic yet still making a statement red eyeliner and lashes to heaven hell yes

RELUCTANT INFLUENCER!XIAO, inspired by this long ass rant on fischl anons ask again.

xiao is a pretty boy, pretty but very shy. he loves photography and one of his projects was to represent himself in self portraits. he doesn't like to be in pictures, yet he did it. it scored him one of the highest grades in class and he felt so proud. this is why he posted it on his instagram account, and regretted it seconds later. but his friends talked him out of it, and he left the pics on his account- not knowing he would go viral.

after that, and a big mental breakdown, he started posting regularly, pics he took, selfies (showing like,,, half of his face or only his eye) and the current outfit he's wearing. xiao is now an influencer. he definitely won't say no to the extra money, but he's still very nervous about the fact he has now 3 million followers on instagram.

BODYGUARD!XIAO, inspired by the stone which brought the whole brainrot rolling. i blame you fischl anon. here is another link

bodyguard!xiao, hidden lover!xiao. yes, these two paired together... attentive lover!xiao, gift giver!xiao... just... xiao. he will protect you with his live and give you his heart- he has already done it. and you will treasure it, just like everything he has given to you.

ANXIOUS!XIAO, inspired by the very same stone as above.

xiao is very anxious and takes it out on his weapon or clothes. fearing losing his position as the newest yaksha and additon to rex lapis. his hands always fidget, trying to do something, to hold something, reminding him he's here, here with his master. he matters, of course he knows that, but sometimes his thoughts get too loud and he spirals. holding and feeling his spear, gifted by his new master, helps him, helps to ground him. it's not healthy, not on this level, and he tries working on it, but sometimes, he just can't help it.

RACER!XIAO, inspired by seeing a green racing car. don't come at me.

xiao getting high on adrenaline, the feeling of rush racing with his car, yes, illegally, xiao will and can race illegally driving against others and winning high sums of money. it's not the rush of winning, it's the rush of driving- of the freedom, doing the forbidden thing.

this can and will be connected with tattooed!xiao, confident!xiao, flirty!xiao, bisexual!xiao. he will flirt even more after he got his rush of adrenaline, pupils blown and rapid heart beat.

ASTRANNE 2022

#genshin impact #genshin xiao #xiao brainrot #modern au xiao #genshin modern au #xiao #xiao x you #xiao x reader #because yes #genshin impact xiao #adeptus xiao #xiao genshin impact #xiao genshin #xiao brainrots #genshin brainrot #🌚 knowing moon

[lume-nosity]

oooo guess who's back with an old prompt i never wrote? swy anon (modern au +i write for xiao now 🤯)

notes: fluff, severely painful friends to lovers, one f bomb lol, first prompt i'll be sending to lume (via asks) so i won't show this via dms 😼, and shockingly thats it????

it's been weeks since you've seen your best friend xiao. the last time you saw him was when you two had an altercation.

(haha guess what it was about "what are we?", xiao sai- 🤠).

it's currently a gloomy afternoon — the rain and the clouds, without an inch of the sky, set this tone for the day. you've called his father to ask about his whereabouts, yet he'd said that xiao wouldn't come in contact with either.

you've called every hospital thinking that he may have been injured and is in one now, but all they say is "we have no records of such person,".

you look outside to see that the rain has toned down — and... is that xiao walking !?

...

"ehem. what were you doing out in the rain? a fucking downpour previously, xiao?"

"i got on a bus not long after we, uhm, fought."

"and? where'd you stay while you were gone?"

"i stayed at a friends home."

"and where was your phone? everyone, including me tried contacting you.."

oh... oh

"you.. lost it, didn't you?"

"not exactly. it was stolen while i was walking back here."

"that's worse. just.. shut up now okay? i'll make tea, and you rest."

"but you're the one who's been talking more?-"

"shush."

...

best friends my ass.

you two are cuddling. at two am, you are still awake and cuddling your best friend like a creep.

and yet here you are, holding him — holding xiao, in your arms while he sleeps. something about how close you feel to him... it makes you happy.

in the back of your mind (you died), you wonder if xiao's still angry. maybe he is now, but you'd love to hold him — just like now.

swy anon writes for lume for the first time how are we feeling everyone (sorry that it's shitty, the ex bf scara prompts were better) -still with you anon

….i can finally die with a smile on my face

this is the highlight of my day even though i just woke up, swy anon this is so good and nice of you to write your first prompt to me???? a xiao prompt??? me, the avid xiao enjoyer???? you shouldn’t have 🫣

and no, this not shitty. any and every xiao prompt/brainrot/fic stuffed in my inbox is a work of art because i’m heavily feasting off of any xiao content given to me. if it’s xiao related, short or excessively long, i don’t care. because xiao is love and xiao is life. (to me at least, so guys if you have anything xiao related to talk about send them to me. don’t be afraid to send them in because i’m pretty much open with xiao stuff 🤲)

thank you for the nutritious breakfast dear anon, i loved every single bit of it🧎

#📬 lume answers #still with you anon!! #genshin impact x reader #xiao x reader #xiao brainrot #xiao fluff

[thelost-in-time]

Aaahh my new Xiao brainrot has me more in love with him.

Brainrot utc

Imagine leaving a toxic friendship of any kind, and Xiao was with you through it all.

He watched your pain, trying to help out as best he could, and he watched how free you felt once you cut them off.

What was once you being super anxious and scared of what people thought, and losing any motivation to do anything.

All that turned into you smiling more, feeling more free and much happier, bursts of motivation coming back to you.

And Xiao couldn't feel happier for you. He was proud of how far you've come.

And you were thankful that he was a friend who stuck with you through the worst times and the good times.

Friend. Why did that word taste so bitter to you both?

Xiao loved you, all of you, and was happy that you had begun to feel comfortable with yourself slowly.

Sure. You still might have not liked yourself fully, but he was there with you, telling you everything he loves about you.

So many hidden confessions from you both, until Childe had enough and got you both to confess.

By asking you out, making Xiao clench his fists.

But why? Friends don't look at friends that way.

And when you awkwardly reject him, telling him you liked someone else, Xiao walked over to you and acted like your boyfriend.

Arm around your waist until Childe left, and he still wouldn't let go.

A spoken confession at last, one that was set in stone.

Xiao was there for you through everything. Through the good and the bad

He helped you grow, took care of you when you didn't even take care of yourself.

And he swore to keep you happy, forevermore.

#xiao brainrot #xiao x reader #xiao x you #xiao x y/n #xiao x gender neutral reader #xiao x gn reader #genshin x y/n #genshin x you #genshin xiao x reader #genshin x reader #genshin x gender neutral reader #xiao genshin x reader #adeptus xiao x reader #genshin impact x y/n #genshin impact x gender neutral reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x you #thelost-in-time rambles #lost's brainrot

[ssho197]

pt.1 showering with my fav genshin men

contents: gender neutral reader, slight nsfw, nudity, injury (xiao), slight public nudity (xiao), praise (kazuha), degradation (scaramouche), body shaming (scaramouche)

pt.1 xiao, kazuha, scaramouche

first post abt charas other than xiao ??? hope this does well (i’m actually roasting and burning to a crisp here it’s so hot augh)

xiao

starting off strong w my fav ofc,, so when you often to shower with him to help clean the blood off his wounds, he declined immediately since he didn’t want to trouble you with cleaning him but you insisted,,, also doesn’t have to be a shower it could be bathing in a lake,,

when you first took your clothes off to get into the shower/lake xiao turned away instantly and just refused to look at you so you turned his head towards yours and gave him a little kiss as confirmation or jus a sign of like “it’s ok xiao don’t worry”

his clothes were stained red in some parts so you also helped wash them after you two showered/bathed together,, you helped clean every inch of his body and you made sure not to put too much pressure on his wounds

as for how he acts while showering together,, he was pretty flustered but he does praise you or validate you if you’re insecure about your body,, he would also let you be under the shower head to ensure that you’d be warm he wouldn’t dare hog the water

kazuha

he’s one of my favs because he’s just so sweet!!!!! jdjcjsnsjdixa so he first offered to wash your hair after you had an extremely long and difficult day and of course you accept his offer,, after you settle down and put away your work/day/school stuff he’s already got candles going in the bathroom, he somehow dimmed the lights and got your comfy pajamas ready

just seeing your boyfriend treat you like royalty brought tears to your eyes,, you got into the bathroom with kazuha waiting for you patiently and he went in for a quick kiss to comfort you and he then brought you to the bathtub or shower and he offered to help you take off your clothes to which you agreed,, he’s super gentle with you and he makes sure he folds away the clothes he takes off you,, he also takes off his own clothes and then takes your hand and steps into the shower/bathtub with you going in first

bathtub ver: he lets you lay on his chest as he rubs the shampoo into your scalp while giving you a scalp massage,, it’s so comfortable and relaxing you could just fall asleep in your boyfriend’s arms as he washes your hair for you,,, he makes sure to wash your hair with both shampoo and conditioner, he tends to your scalp and tangles delicately, as if he were holding a butterfly.

shower ver: he lets you stand under the shower head and he holds you with one hand by the waist as the other washes your hair,, he makes sure to be careful while grabbing the next bottle as to not make you slip on the wet tiles

he’s not flustered or embarrassed at all, he loves you for who you are and praises your body all the time,, he kisses your scars or marks that make you insecure and tells you you’re beautiful, even when you’re as vulnerable as when you’re showering

scaramouche

oh boy. this is going to be a wild ride. you had to offer to shower with scaramouche first and after he thought about it for a week he finally agreed. he thought it was stupid and weird that you wanted to shower with him. “ugh you’re so fucking clingy. fine. i’ll do it. are you happy now?”

he finally got another haircut and you have to wash his hair to get rid of any stray hairs that might still be on his head,, you explain this to him and after a tiny passive aggressive argument, he agrees.

you drag him to the bathroom and take off your clothes, when you finish, you look at scaramouche who is still fully clothed, scowling at you and looking you up and down. “what?! what the fuck are you looking at? take your clothes off and hurry up scara” he finally does and god. his body left you stunned. his waist and chest were so nice to look at.. AHEM?? “now what are YOU looking at?

he hogs the hot water and you have to push him out of the way so you don’t freeze to death,, you take care of his scalp and make sure not to pull too hard on the minor tangles and knots in his hair as you rub the shampoo into his hair. he throws small insults at you, degrading you and your body,, “ugh.. you take up so much room…” or “why do you look like that… ugh..”

#genshin impact imagines #genshin impact #genshin x you #genshin imagines #genshin fluff #genshin smut #genshin headcanons #genshin x reader #genshin xiao #xiao headcanons #xiao x reader #xiao brainrot #modern au xiao #xiao fluff #xiao smut #genshin kazuha #kazuha headcanons #kazuha x reader #kazuha #kazuha brainrot #modern au kazuha #kazuha fluff #kazuha smut #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche headcanons #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #scaramouche brainrot #modern au scaramouche #scaramouche fluff

[cerberuscaeli]

Yes I know I should be writing some stuff and my brain is flooding with ideas but my brain rather shares those ideas by letting me daydream about them and goes all blank when I want to write them down. I've been writing in my brain, okay? And I'll mentally publish it-

But anyways! Xiao brainrot moment!

Imagine when Xiao goes on patrol, he often changes in his adeptus form (bird) and just flies over Liyue to keep an eye from up high so he is able to cover a larger place of Liyue and when seeing danger, he does this dive move that eagles etc does and when almost near the ground he turns back in his normal form.

And imagine, dating Xiao who flies by your window when he is on a patrol in his bird form to make sure you are okay or keeps watch from your window, or when he feels more at ease in your relationship he sometimes just sits on your shoulder as a bird, his body nestled in the crook of your neck or sitting on top of your head while sleeping, and even if he denies it, you know he is sleeping but never says anything about it. And he just sits on your head while you read a book or something. 🥺

Or when he sits on your shoulder and is all nestled against you, he turns back to his normal form and has his head rested on your shoulder bc that was the position he laid in when he was in his bird form?

I just love the idea of Xiao sometimes taking his bird form because he can fly and it gives him a sense of freedom and peace?

Just smoll bird Xiao 😫

#xiao #genshin impact x reader #xiao x reader #xiao brainrot #genshin impact xiao #genshin impact xiao x female reader #genshin impact xiao x reader

[atheliasnotebook]

《 Liyue: Xiao 》

It's too late. The connection between us is too strong. Even if you wanted to, it's too late to sever it. Hm? You've never thought to sever it? *sigh* This eternal dance of demon subjugation... My fight goes on. But I would like to know more about you. (More About Xiao: V)

a dozy admiration sleeping next to xiao is peaceful. he, too, finds himself at peace for once while looking at you.

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[acethegaycard]

xiao....pretty../////

GOD hes so sexy

literally you all need to shut up about his haircut ok the babygirl had a mental breakdown EVERY GAY MF HAS CUT THEIR HAIR AT 2AM WHILE HAVIMG A BREAKDOWN OK also nobody comment on his height it just means hes the portable version!!! also headpats!!

dont single my babygirl out hes just a poor little meow meow that needs cuddles and kisses and hickeys

#xiao brainrot #i love him sm #i cant stop thinking about him #i am diabolically down bad for him #xiao genshin impact #raaaagh

[astranne]

If memory serves right you mentioned professional gamer!xiao?

I hope i deliver! (Ofc hope ur day is going well and ur not shriveling up in the heat like i am)

PG(professional gamer)! Xiao would absolutely have THOUSANDS of fan

Most would be simps, but a good portion would be impressed by his speedrun skills, how well he handle jumpscares and doesn't interrupt dialogue? Helloooo??? Hand in marriage rn.

I cannot see him with facecam though, he probably though his facial expressions arent as good as other streamers who are more lively than him. I can see him being a casual gamer sometimes playing co-op shooters? A few peaceful games for his more younger audience if he has one

Onto his fandom...

I can see his fans being um.. feral? If he ever posted a picture of his face i can see him blowing up on every social media in mere hours, edits and everything being done. Hell, a picture of his shadow would make them lose it. But he would absolutely keep his fandom on a strict leash especially if hes aware of their ages. Im rolling off of ganyu's story quest, that he would be strict with his chat and have many mods to control their outrageous behavior. His fandom would probably would be the most well behaved out there.

But if he gets hate? Prayin for them. I hope they're okay. Passive aggressive threats 😰

His gaming style?

I can see him playing occasionally with Hu Tao or Childe, maybe in a horror game he doesn't know about

"You go first."

"Im not going first."

"Oh my god go first-" and it keeps going on like that for awhile till Xiao goes first and gets jumpscared envitably.

I dont see him actually screaming or getting scared? More like a huff and "you guys are dramatic" thing but on the rare occasion he is scared its just a swift movement of the mouse and maybe he hit his mic thats all. A few curse words thats it.

The games he would play?

I can see him playing multiple games, mostly small indie game devs from itch.io maybe a few big games but he likes giving credits to smaller game devs on steam and other websites but on occasion he posts a poll just in case his viewers get bored of his style :/

Another thing, he would absolutely have a day dedicated to having no mic or anything just him playing a game like Unpacking or Minecraft, or calm game like stardew maybe some soft copyright free music.

Charity events?

Bro raises thousands 💀 especially if theres a goal involved? Met the same day.

Now im back in my minecraft phase purely because the new update but The Warden being out gives me so many ideas about PG!Xiao.

Him coming across it the first time and freezing up, because the warden has a heartbeat effect that fades your screen in and out its literally so terrifying even if you know its there.

The clicking noises is horrendous, Xiao literally audibly saying "Hell no." As soon as he hears it literally SNIFF HIM OUT (it sniffed me before and i almost cried) and trying to escape, but pisses it off more and it uses That horrendously loud sonic screech to kill him because oh my god you cant tower away from it to escape and he stared in shock while chat spams F's in chat.

oh boy. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR BLESSING ME DEAR FISCHL ANON <33 sorry this took so long, but i had to stare a bit at this ask and got lazy answering for a time but psht

more brainrot under the cut hehe

yes, i did indeed talk about professional gamer!xiao and it has been on my mind during my finals :D (and i'm doing well, my body finally doesn't die that much anymore when going outside but i'm still a bit sick ew)

PG!xiao would be on a fame level similar to dream. and i stand by this. this man is fan service in person, of course he has millions of followers.

and yes, most would be simps, but then they would look closer and be like, damn this man actually knows what he's doing. this man is definition of speedrun, minecraft speed run? genshin speedrun? acnh speedrun? any kind of speedrun and you bet he did it.

hand in marriage, always. goddamn, he would get so many messages, and it's not only his fans, but also other gamers and influencers. xiao tries to ignore them, but he always gets blushy and flustered over it.

he first started without a face cam, and then had one, but with bad lightening. now that he's a bit more confident, he still has one, but sometimes it gets too much and he just,,, puts a paper over his cam or smth

this man slays in every game he touches. he just has the talent for gaming, you bet he's totally into valorant (maybe that's his professional part), cod, even fortnite (but he slowly started hating this game because of the random kids in it), but also grinding games like hayday or others. he totally has animal crossing new horizon and his island is just... perfection. he's a rich island owner and will spoil the shit out of his fellow islanders.

feral fans for xiao. yes. they see him as their god, too beautiful and skilled for this world. this man doesn't only have a model face but is also a very skilled gamer (professional gamer in valorant, wins in minecraft contests all the time, etc.) and his style... OH AND HIS HAIR. you bet it's his friends who thought eyeliner would make his eyes pop (goddamn he's just beautiful and gorgeous and-) you bet xiao has like the whole color palete just as eyeliners. and he slays in every color

xiao has an army of mods. most of them are older than him, which is why he chose them, and they are very strict with the rules. because yes, you have to keep his fans at a very, very, VERY tight lash. he literally trains them- they can be feral in his twitch chat, his comments, but as soon they are in other fandoms/chats/whatever, they must behave. and they do. nobody wants to be responsible for a disappointed xiao. he is very strict with his chat, but let's them have their 5 minutes (chat always breaks in those 5 minutes lmao)

xiao getting hate. first of all. WHO?! WHO IS HATING ON HIM?? probably another streamer wanting some drama for more fame. yeah, big mistake. xiao's fanbase cancelling the shit out of them. playing FBI and finding dirt and the reason why this streamer doesn't stream anymore. and this all in 6 hours. not even a day, 6 hours. xiao didn't even realize what his fans were doing, until a friend wrote him how twitter is blowing up.

xiao fanbase is now feared by all. streamers, gamers, influencers. the boogiemen of the internet. and xiao is their god. lmaoo-

him playing with childe and hu tao!!! yes pls. hu tao will always vote for horror games and she will search the internet for the best ones. childe just cackling in the background- fans love it.

xiao would play everything he gets his hands on. naturally the games as professional gamer, but also relaxing games. and he will totally play snake.io

this man is definition of indie game enjoyer and every smaller game dev will pray for their moment- the moment when xiao plays their game and rates it (xiao doesn't know the power he holds. he really doesn't)

viewers will never get bored of xiao, but it's still a big fear of his. his fans will love watching him doing anything- just breathing would be fine too and they will lose their mind. and their hearts melt when xiao is like, uhm yeah today i'm doing something new, so you won't get bored- HHHHHHH

and yes. once xiao does smth, he is dedicated to it and will do it, and nothing can stop him. 24hrs streams? he will play 24hrs, nothing can stop him. no mic day? that means no mic day.

charity events. okay listen. everyone knows xiao is big on charity. and if you wanna look good (as a famous person) you better give the man a few thousands. and his fans? they don't want to get outplayed by attention seeking bitches (that's what they always say, and this is why they always spare more than a few bucks)

also- minecraft. xiao is a minecraft kid, and he will always come back to his roots. this is why i think PG!xiao would be part of this dream/tommyinnit/snapnap/etc. group. not very often, but as soon the peeps say he joins- everyone freaks tf out. all their views go the hell up once xiao joins them, and you bet they want him as often as possible with them (jokes on them, xiao is an anxious little bean, he would rather rot in his room all alone instead of talking to people. his excuse is training for next tournaments lmao- and it works everytime)

xiao would die. and he did. wanna bet he screeched? it's the newest tiktok trend.

"okay, we doing good..." a few seconds pass.

"click. click. click."

"oh fuuuu-", is barely heard, more seconds of xiao muttering and running tf away.

"SREEEEECH."

"SCREEEEEEEEE-", xiao's screech was louder.

yeah- xiao would be trendsetter for tiktok trends and it's all his fans fault. yk those videos which show the videos to the sounds and go viral? since people don't know where thos sounds came from? yes, those. thanks to those, everybody knows it's xiao's screech.

GOD DAMN- PG!XIAO JUST HITS DIFFERENT- okay but, another thing. i'm not really into tournament valorant, but i know a group is slaying rather often there (or i think so??) anyways, xiao is part of said group. what would his chosen character be? cuz i see him as multi player, he slays in everyone he chooses. just as always. xiao just slaying.

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