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iwanttobepersephone · 8 months

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I'm just saying, I think some of us forgot how Will literally released a male and female rabbit into an active conference during. Spring.

This boy is truly a chaos gremlin with no clear morals and you are all being too soft on him

Make him attach a dead frog to his arrow and shoot it into the gathering.

Do it.

#y'all are COWARDS #rangers apprentice #funny #ranger's apprentice #will treaty

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chronologicalimplosion · 10 months

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I’m listening through tma for the first time right now, and I know I may still be wrong about this but I do not want to know and I am putting it here for the dramatic irony enjoyers:

I’m beginning to suspect I’ve been queerbit for the first actual time in my life. (I’m usually very skeptical that any media is actually going to follow through on queer representation, see my shock when Schitt’s Creek turned out to actually be a queer show with a queer romance.) Simply because I listen to so few straight podcasts. And all the tma stuff that shows up on my dash is jon/martin. And I was just like. "Yeah, of course.” without ever thinking about it, because podcasts are the place where the queer rep happens. Obviously this is a nightvale sitch.

And I am now most of the way through s2 squinting my eyes at this podcast struck with the realization for the very first time that sometimes, some podcasts, even some tumblr darling podcasts... might not be gay.

#i mean the way i chose to interpret basira and jon's little convo is also that they're both gay #but she's a cop and even if jon is gay that doesn't make it a gay podcast ya feel?#i've also been told that there's no one out here shipping gertrude with mary and i gotta say #y'all are cowards #tma posting #not that i'll do much of it but just in case anybody has it tumblr saviored

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beware-thecrow · 2 years

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I shall keep looking for brave sailors for my pirate crew then ⚓✨

#is only sunny and finn at the moment #y'all are cowards

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twelvemonkeyswere · 2 months

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everyone always says Noi Dorohedoro is very hot and as proof they show you the picture of her in a corset as if Noi didn't spend most of the time looking like this:

and occassionally like this:

appreciate Noi as she normally is or perish is what I say

#y'all are fake thirsters and cowards #they're always like 'i love big stronk weemen' and then when the woman is big and strong they suddenly only see the corset #dorohedoro

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punkeropercyjackson · 25 days

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Jason Todd.Also Megumi Fushiguro.Also Percy Jackson but by P*rcicos and gods fuckers specifically.Also Todoroki Shouto.Also Sasuke Uchiha.Also Ichigo Kurosaki.Also Hobie Brown.Also Marshall Lee Abadeer.Also Prince Zuko.Also Nicholas D. Wolfwood-Y'know you guys get it

(Oh woah,almost 400 notes and like almost 100 at least don't realize i'm insulting you and calling you basic pick mes.Well,thanks for liking and subscribing anyway ig)

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pocket-size-cthulhu · 5 months

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Getting real tired of Hozier fans. Y'all will hang on his every word up until he starts asking people to listen to the music (often Black music!) that inspires him. Y'all will listen to Almost (Sweet Music) but haven't listened to Almost - the references. Y'all will listen to Someone New but haven't listened to Aretha Franklin, whose song I say a little prayer is mentioned in the lyrics. Y'all will listen to Nina Cried Power but haven't heard Nina Simone's Sinnerman (the song "Nina Cried Power" pulls its inspiration from) or any of the other artists referenced in the song.

Hozier is one of my favorite artists and I truly feel like nobody is doing it like him (partially BECAUSE of who he's pulling inspiration from), but knowing the music he pulls inspiration from makes it SO much more fun to listen to his songs. Plus it broadens your horizons in general and keeps you from getting "Irish forest man" brain rot, where you can't appreciate the protest influences and Black influences on his music. Check out the references playlist above! Check out some classic jazz (Ella Fitzgerald, that unbelievable talent, is a great place to start)! Listen to some Nina Simone! Look up the lyrics to Nina Cried Power and check out the artists he mentions there! (I actually found a few in there that I don't know! Excited to check them out). Don't fall victim to thinking a white man stands on his own when his work borrows from others! I promise you'll have a good time if you give it a chance.

#Hozier #protest music #Black music #listen to Black music and protest music you cowards 💛#fans will be like 'forest man' meanwhile hozier is like 'begging y'all to listen to Black artists'

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green-ajah · 7 months

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Xena: Warrior Princess (1995 - 2001) ⤷ Fave Characters: Dannielle Cormack as Ephiny

#xena #xenaedit #xena: warrior princess #xwp #xwpedit #tv #tvedit #tv: xena warrior princess #danielle cormack #ephiny #ephinyedit #m*#yes she married a centaur and gave birth to a centaur baby #y'all are just cowards

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hilacopter · 27 days

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Who gives a fuck what you feel as if you don't despise arabs and islam.

ah, you got me there anon 😔 you're right, I'm an Islamophobic Arabophobic asshole because I view them as people capable of thinking and making rational decisions instead of what we all know they ACTUALLY are: quirky desert people who drink sand and wear funny clothes and have to kill Israelis because they simply don't know any better!!!/s

in all seriousness I assume you're talking about me condemning Hamas because I literally haven't said anything against Palestinian civilians or civilians of any other Arab country (nor am I here). I'm not against Islam, I'm not against Arabs, I'm against an extremist terrorist group who wants me and my family dead. and it just so happens that this group is Muslim and Arab! You know how ProPals always insist criticism of the Israeli government isn't antisemitic (a true statement I wish they'd actually deliver on)? you're basically applying the opposite of that logic here. criticism of Hamas is Islamophobic because, well, they're Muslims! and not treating every Muslim as perfect human being capable of doing no wrong is Islamophobic, actually. istg the way you people talk about Muslims and Arabs is so utterly dehumanising. ever heard of the noble savage trope?

#don't even get me started on when people go “well hating jews is part of their religion it's part of their cultureee you have to respect it”#y'all will excuse anything problematic under islam because they're just that primitive in your eyes #i criticise muslims as i criticise people from any other religion. cry about it.#oh and btw anon off coward #noble savage trope #leftist antisemitism #hate ask adventures #hila answers asks

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stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale · 3 months

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I think for all the discussions we have of "everyone hears the jokes and the piano; after that, they stop listening" surrounding Louis, we tend to still simplify his connection to the piano.

Yes, it's very cute that he sings Clementine a little song when they first meet, and it's very cute that he plays a little prank on her while "tuning" the piano. It's super cute that they carve their initials into the piano and Clementine carves a heart around them. It's mega cute that he names his song he wrote after her when she confesses her feelings. Louis playing Don't Be Afraid at the party is, in my opinion, one of the best moments in all of TFS.

But here's the thing: That piano is Louis' heart.

I don't mean to go all metaphorical on you, but I'm dead serious—the piano is Louis' heart, and when you think about his arc and his romance route with that in mind...?

That piano is his one comfort in a world where the dead walk. It's been with him from the beginning of the outbreak. We know from his backstory that Louis wanted to take singing lessons so he could be a real musician, and his father denying him of that was what set him off to be a "vindictive fuckhead." Louis never got those singing lessons, and it's a very real possibility that Louis taught himself how to play.

Sure, others could've taught him; we know Minerva was musically talented, perhaps she showed him a thing or two. But learning piano, or any instrument, is brutal even with professional guidance. It takes hours of practice until numbness wears fingertips raw; dedication to memorize every key and finger placement to make music pleasing to the ear; self-discipline to keep going through every fumble, every failure, every single cruel thought of self-doubt; intelligence and a creative ear to write his own songs.

And yet, it's severely under-appreciated by everyone. It's annoying. It's distracting. It's unimportant. It's an excuse for Louis to mess around and not do any real work. He doesn't have any actual talent. The music and the piano are brushed off, unheard.

Yet, Louis keeps playing. He keeps singing. He keeps making jokes.

Creating music, the one thing he wanted so badly as a kid that he destroyed his parents marriage, was possibly the greatest comfort he had... a welcome distraction to disassociate from the horror and death happening around him.

It's bittersweet, like a purpling bruise that you can't stop pressing on; it hurts, but there's something else below the pain. The piano is out of tune and it's something that brings him joy... but will always act as a constant reminder of who he was and what he did, why he's at Ericson to begin with.

We first meet him while he's playing; Louis' heart is exposed, but is it really? Is he playing to his true potential? Louis hides behind the mask of a charming, charismatic goof. It's what is expected of him, so he plays a silly song intended to poke and prod at Clementine, to gauge a reaction. That's something we see him do at multiple points in episode one. In fact, we can consider a majority of episode one to be like the song he's playing when we meet him; it's mostly cheery or fast-paced.

Louis is able to soothe AJ with his "alluring" music after the kid bit Ruby is an indication that the two of them will share a bond. Louis is a natural at communicating and bonding with the younger kids [another talent that's overlooked] so it's interesting that he praises AJ for being a natural at piano, as well.

But the song stutters just a bit when Louis and Clementine are in the woods together, though; "There's only one guarantee: this moment. That's the only you got, only thing any of us got. Might as well enjoy it." ...Only for Louis to compose himself and send her away.

It's only when Clementine has a gun in her face, held by Marlon, that the music isn't fun anymore; it's rainfall and thunder and the words "I thought you were more than that" sung through the wind in a melody only Louis can hear.

Then Marlon's dead. The song is over, and reality has arrived.

I've talked at length about Louis in ep2 and his vote in the past. It's one of the most compelling things about Louis' arc and romantic route. It's a tragic mistake driven by trauma and guilt. It's people simultaneously telling him to shut up and telling him to be angrier than he is. Telling him to stop burying his head in the sand when he's never been more aware of everything happening. It's AJ peering up at him with pleading eyes that Louis can't stand to look at. It's Clementine wrapping his heartstrings around her fingers and tugging just enough to hurt, but not break.

Louis missed Clementine. He says as much when Clementine admits she missed him first. I don't even know where to begin with that! I can think of no other way to describe it other than they are half agony, half hope over this... and if you get that reference, you get a gold star. I just- the ache, the tension, the conflicting feelings of finally having a quiet moment to talk but Louis not being ready yet.

Y'know how someone carved "you suck at playing" in the side of the piano? It's something you might not initially notice while playing the game, just as Louis' insecurities aren't apparent at first.. but they're carved in him; never fully healed, still scabbed and bleeding... Until Clementine offers him a bandage.

She won't clean the wound for him, but she'll be there. She'll help him figure out how to do it himself so he can heal. She'll listen to him, not belittle his feelings or pain. She'll make an effort to know his keys and notes and practice playing his song until she understands.

When Clementine chooses him to spend time with him, it's a mirror of their first time meeting... but this time, Louis plays something real: a song he wrote, one that I believe he crafted during the two week time skip... a song he wrote with Clementine on his mind, for better or worse.

If the piano is Louis' heart, he literally asks her to sit there and try to tune it, which ends up being a joke but I say she's already tuned your heart, my guy. It's there before them, changed in the warm candlelight. He plays for her and opens up about how no one actually listens, but Clementine did.

And remember, this is the night of the raid. They don't know it's coming, but they know it'll be soon. Louis understands that he could very well die, so what does he do? He carves his initial into the one thing he's always had, and he asks Clementine to do the same.

I'm sorry, how are we NOT more feral about this? Prior to this scene, the only thing we see carved into the piano, into Louis' heart, is an insult. This thing that Louis cares so deeply about, this instrument that's become so intertwined with who he is... he wants to leave his mark on it just in case he dies. A reminder that it was his and he belonged to it just as much. Something so important, and he asks Clementine to carve herself into his heart where no matter what, they will be immortalized together in this moment.

And when Clementine carves a heart around their initials? Yes, his reaction is very cute and that's great... but she's not ashamed of him, or her feelings for him. She wants everyone who looks upon his heart to know that. She tells him how she feels and Louis is so giddy, and warm, and he names the song after her and I am going to start biting anything that moves, I can't-

Oh, and let's discuss the party scene in episode three, shall we? Y'know, where the heart covered initials are on full display? Where Louis tells the story of why he was sent to Ericson to everyone?

Louis is so... vulnerable. Sincere. Ashamed of what he did. This is the exposed nerve, the one he was so afraid of showing Clementine but there it is... and she doesn't reject him. Sure, she can say it's fucked up if you choose to, but she doesn't break up with him over it.

Also the fact that everyone sitting around him finally listens when he's at his most unshielded only for Tenn to ask him to play Don't Be Afraid for them after...? How do you not see the connection? Are you trying to make me cry? In that moment, Louis' heart was heard and appreciated and beautiful and strong and-

Listen. I am fine. I'm so normal about this. And fine. I'm fine.

But I also have to add that during the walk in episode four, if you let Louis choose what to add to the imaginary house, he picks a brand new piano because he wants a new heart to reflect the confidence and growth Clementine helped him achieve and because he loves her and AJ so much that wants the new heart to not just be his but also theirs and I am so fine with this, okay.

#twdg #twdg clouis #twdg clementine #twdg louis #clouis #long post #happy valentine's day y'all i got you a totally normal louis/clouis analysis #i initially got you flowers but then i ate them sorry #real talk though I started out normal and slowly descended into unhinged waters while writing this... I don't know how it happened #years later and clouis still pierces my soul i am half agony half hope tell me not that i am too late-#I'm fine okay it's only louis asking clementine to carve herself into his soul it's fine #i can already hear 'it's not that deep bro' like i dunno try getting out of the shallow end and learn to swim you coward #2024 is the year cj goes full gremlin. no self-control. writes whatever bullshit her very normal mind comes up with.#apologies in advance for my bullshit skskskss

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akajustmerry · 1 year

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I truly do blame the Andrew Scott Fleabag discourse for the way ppl will now say shit like "this actor is the female gaze/ this male character is the female gaze" as shorthand for them being attractive. can we PLEASE bring back just saying ppl are hot??? what happened to that? don't intellectualise your horniness where it has no intellectual value. it's okay to just say you think the person is hot and that you find them attractive. I promise you that attempting to circumvent your weird shame around finding someone not conventionally attractive hot by pretending it's somehow intellectually or morally superior to find them hot does nothing except signal to everyone your own insecurity. stop bastardising specific academic terms because you have no conviction in your own taste and need to make it everyone's problem. either just own you think someone is hot or keep it to yourself.

#the female gaze #I hate seeing ppl talk this way about matt smith/daemon so much y'all are cowards and would never have survived 2011 #/

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thatsafuckeduptale · 4 months

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Yo hit me with a G4 Starlo!!! or maybe F6 Martlet??