#yall are supposed to be better than this

[greatalastoraltruist]

I feel like swinging a bat at a hornets nest so I'll say the quiet part out loud. A lot of y'all are bein aphobic as hell when it comes to Alastor. Alastor is seen to act repulsed multiple times in the show when other characters have suggested sexual acts with him and between that and his being confirmed ace, the fact that Alastors tag is still full of smutty fics just shows that you don't respect the character or folks on the ace spectrum at all. Yes, some ace folks aren't sex repulsed but Alastor clearly isn't one of those folks and y'all doing gymnastics to try to justify your constant objectification of our only confirmed ace character says a lot about y'all and how little y'all respect us.

Y'all are doing the exact thing to Alastor that so many of us on the ace spectrum fear from those around us every single day. You don't care about the character at all, you only care about how you wish he would fuck you and there's literally a whole show of other characters you can do that with that isn't the only confirmed ace character.

#like COME ON yall are no better than those kind of cishet men who see women as nothing but holes to fuck and its so blatant #let us have this one singular character thats supposed to be for us and stop disrespecting that important part of his character #and don't even get me started on the fics that have Alastor get hypnotized or smthn else that takes away his ability to give proper consent #those are essentially date-rape fics and its fucking disgusting #alastor the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #asexual alastor #Hazbin hotel #broadcasting across hell #alastor x reader #alastor x vox #alastor x lucifer #alastor x you

[diathadevil]

Both have the same energy. No I shall not elaborate any further.

#käärijä #jukka sorsa #pop team epic #poptepic #doodle #fan art #meme art #redraw #I was supposed to post sneek peaks of my other Kovis art but this got done first so uh #have a shitpost drawing before the real deal haha okay bye #also if you havent watched Pop Team Epic - please do its literally a Youtube Poop as an anime #its literally shitpost the anime i think some folks would like it #if you dont wanna watch the anime thats fine just watch clips of it its even better that way #anyway käärylets im gonna leave this with yall ill have more art soon #more better quality art than this lololol #ALSO i know yall read these tags so pls do check out my patreon n ko-fi for earlier access to my actual non shitpost art 👉👈

[adragonsdance]

Does anyone else ever think about how WC!Scott canonically brought Mertha back to life and there was a bit of hand waving like “Eeuuhh she was a goat that’s not to difficult” but really she was a human soul trapped in a goat’s body, so Scott could bring back a human soul by like, the middle of the trials, so he might have already been powerful enough to bring back Milo by that point or soon after, without having to go full Lich and do all the horrible things that ritual entails, but by that point he had convinced himself so thoroughly that the only way to achieve his goal was by becoming the Supreme Witch that it didn’t even cross his mind to try?

#something something a perceived solution to a goal becoming something we cling to #so hard that we keep ourselves from seeing any and all other solutions #even if they might be much easier and objectively better #something something clinging so desperatley to a possible solution or an all-consuming goal that reaching for the solution becomes #almost more important than achieving the original goal #becoming a lich is NOT A PRETTY PROCESS YALL #it involves doing a lot of bad stuff #that protagonists we are supposed to like generally avoid #like intentionally killing innocents #and surviving from the energy of their souls #generally things that should be avoided #i quite enjoy the angst of wc!scott getting moral whiplash from all the stuff he did after coming out of lichdom #and trying tp learn to live with all THAT #and the knowledge of what he was willing to do #possibly while under the influence of magical corruption #or maybe not #witchcraft smp #scott smajor #witchcraft scott #dragon brambles #wc!scott

[harumscarumcos]

I’m just happy to know no Disney/Disney adjacent films won for the sole fact they are Disney/Disney adjacent

Congrats to The Boy and the Heron on the Oscar win, still proud of each movie that ended up nominated in the section

#like I would’ve cried big tears for ATSV or Nimona to have won #but still proud of them being nominated yknow? #oscars #oscars 2024 #also no shade to elemental I do think it’s a nice film #I just know when it comes to the academy’s history #if not for the years of prior backlash they definitely would’ve chosen it because of that leg up of being a disney/pixar feature #and I still think a lot of the movies in the category this year just had more weight to their stories than elemental did tbh #I really liked the themes of the boy and the heron on creating a better world with your own hands #a vision of optimism that’s so desperately needed while still acknowledging like the unfortunate/bleak status of the world #I was really hopeful for nimona cause of the message served there too #of how history/empires can so greatly twist a narrative #of spurning the world around because of treatment received so long ago and finding acceptance in the unlikeliest place #of coming up from the mud to become something greate spiting all those who spoke down on you #and I don’t think yall need to hear me gas up atsv again for the narrative #but you know imma stand on the fact of not walking in the path others think you’re supposed to and writing your own story #in spite of all your nay sayers #I think honestly there were a lot of great picks this year

[odinsblog]

Lmao

I guess I’m really at that age. I just got carded (like seriously, the waitress intently scanned my drivers license forever and then asked me to recite my birthday, like she had a “gotcha”), and honestly at less than 8 months away from turning 40, I was stuck somewhere between feeling annoyed and flattered

Lol, I suppose that’s a tad bit better than when I was going into the gas station recently and some cat ran up and grabbed the door for me and said, “here you go sir,” and for a split second I looked around to see who tf he was talking to

Am I seriously going to need to get myself a front lawn to start yelling at kids now, or can I just yell at clouds?

#lol #a post about me #ya boy bouta get older yall #which is better than the alternative i suppose

[whywoulditho]

guys. GUYS. watch carmen sandiego. like Right Now.

#THIS SHOW IS LIKE SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED??? #i mean sure i'm an animation enthusiast but even i can draw the line between an animated series and a cartoon that was made for kids #and believe me that usually does give me the ick #BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE. SO GOOD??? and not in a 'this show isnt just for kids its actually like super deep' way. no #because it is. it is for kids #it's like literally supposed to be informative for little children #and i would fucking love to have this when i was growing up #BUT EVEN IN THAT CONTEXT THIS SHOW IS LIKE REALLY GOOD. ITS STILL ENJOYABLE AND THE CHARACTERS ARENT TWO DIMENSIONAL #if yall got little siblings pls make them watch this..it can be boring for yall idk but i had a blast binging it so maybe give it a watch?? #make it like a bonding avtivity with ur siblings?? idk man #this show just deserve so much more #Carmen Sandiego #where in the world is carmen sandiego #netflix #i talk

[falling-apart-burrito]

A list of known jinxes, hexes and minor curses for the aspiring petty sorcerer by the burrito wizard

Pay it forward

5 minutes after every other voluntary step, the victim takes an involuntary step forward. This effect stacks.

Possible incantations (hand gestures not included):

Two small steps for man, another small step for man

A thousand miles and 500 more

You have arrived past your destination

#burrito wizardy #idk felt this was fun lol #at this point my brain makes up random ideas and the hardest part is to make them into a coherent post #im inclined to start mass dumping random ideas with no logic between them and leave for yall to sort it out #yes this book is horrible it doesnt tell you how to cast the spell #thats because the magic world uses far more lethal magic #this is for those lawful evil sorcerers out there #petty lawful evil sorcerers #could potentially modify it to be jumping instead of steps #imagine people walking further than they thought they would cuz of the curse #as long as they arent walking towards a cliff all is good #also i wanted to format the text better but idk how tumblr makes nice fonts so get stuck with default font i suppose #funny #lol #wizard #magic #curse #hex #jinx #petty #i wish these were real

[wellnesscard]

normal ass rice + salmon baked all smothered in honey/soysauce/ricevinegar/fresh juice from orange/chili/garlic/pepper flakes + veg mess of yams/carrots/cabbage/beets cooked in more garlic/onion + the same concoction that went on the salmon and topped off w sliced serrano + green onion + zest from orange

#i actually ran out of honey for the second portion for the pan sauce and topped it off w dipping caramel weve had in the fridge since #caramel apple season and it turned out so amazing i also put all this kimchi juice into the veggies while cooking #lowkey i love cooking im wasted on the fried chicken joint which employs me #my coworkers fuck up frying goddamn chicken. nobody cares. its not a high quality joint at all. but everyone just does bad at their jobs #and complains about everything constantly #its the easiest job on the planet but everyone's so incompetent they flip their lids if we get 2 larges at once -_- #like i can and have run the restaurant solo its not a big deal all my coworkers are just lazy as hell and either scared of ir bad at fryers #which is the way we cook most things. there is no excuse fellas cmon..... #deadass the two teenagers that work there are better coworkers than either of my managers just bc there not mopey bastards #the supposed to be bigboyz are always on their phone and geiping abt private life or talking shit like. just do ur job omg nobody wants to #be here ur not unique save it im sorry ur life sucks either do something or shut up about it yall are nasty ppl to be around #ok tbh im very empathetic of many of my coworkers cases because they are trashhhh. idk. life can be tricky sticky for sure #but seriously just gtfodup

[archersartcorner]

Some class doodles... is there a Nerevarine out there that was gung-fucking-ho about being the Nerevarine. I don't see a lot of those, and I realize I Too have contributed to that with Sven, but I feel like that'd be fun LMAO

IDs under cut!

[ID: 5 images drawn traditionally in pencil, non-colored. The last 4 images are part of a continuous comic/narrative.

The first image shows Sven from the waist up, a dark elf with short dark hair and a thin nose, with a small scar over the left side of his mouth. He has a lean, muscular build, and is wearing a half-robe, covering the right side of his chest, while the left is exposed. He's smiling nervously, saying, "Wait, Caius, me? You're mistaken, wouldn't the legendary Nerevarine be an actual native to Morrowind?" Off-panel, Caius responds with, "It's not about what I think, kid. It's about the emperor. He thinks you match. So we're going to see if you do."

The second image shows Sven again, implied to be at a later point, as he talks to Nibani Maesa off-screen. He still appears nervous and flustered, hands clasped outward in front of him. He's saying, "*Lengthy explanation* - and, that, that sounds insane, right? Like, the Nerevarine is supposed to oust the foreigners, so how can they be one? Surely I'm not...?"

The third image shows Nibani Maesa, an elderly dark elf woman with light, coily, mid-length hair. She's looking at Sven off-screen, as though she's judging him, sizing him up. She's saying, "... You are not the Nerevarine."

The fourth image shows Sven again, now relieved, shoulders relaxed. He says, "Oh, thank Kyne-" He's interrupted as, off-screen, Nibani continues with, "You are the one who may become the Nerevarine."

The fifth image shows two panels, both showing Sven, nervous and incredibly sweaty, while Nibani speaks off-panel. The first panel, he is back to appearing incredibly nervous. He says, "... What." While Nibani continues, "It is a puzzle, and a hard one. But you have found some of the pieces, and you may find more." The second panel, Nibani asks, "Do you choose to become the Nerevarine?" Sven, now very upset, yells, "NOOOOOOO??? NOOOOOO!!!! NOOOO-" END ID.]

#my art #my scribbles #morrowind #oc: sven #tes 3 morrowind #tes morrowind #nerevarine #nerevarine oc #described #yall might notice that sven has some more. nordic themes to his person? this is intentional #'uncertain parents' ie sven never knew his birth parents. he was adopted by two nord men who loved him very very much! #and because he was raised by them he has a more common nord name and believes more in the nordic pantheon than dunmer or imperial #so he'll more often reference kyne or alduin or shor. kyne particularly as his two fathers were avid kyne worshippers #and even up to the later times of skyrim he's still quite dedicated in that regard #mfw the dunmer raised by nords 200 years ago reveres the original nordic pantheon better than the supposed 'sons of skyrim' #SAD! well there's other nords #ahhh need to draw sven and his two tes dads... they never forced sven into how they worshipped. sven just felt a genuine draw to it #they taught him about dunmeri worship cus they always wanted that option to be available to him but like. was the tribunal kyne? no LMAO

[pupuseriazag]

Watching a video of an animation student in other country made me realize how fucking deficient my university is, por la gran puta...

#zagreus rambling #like. my degree is a double one so first half you're supposed to learn animation #the other half videogame development #wanna know why yall never see me do ANYTHING related to actual animation? #we didnt learn shit #the key classes for animations were NOTHING #they were either given by someone who DOES NOT work in animation or has a “similar” work #storyboard? given by a guy who doesnt work in animation #just gave us a wikipedia explanation all semester #animation workshop? one of the fucking few classes done by someone who knoes #only showed us pixar shorts and BTS's of said shorts #then wanted us to come up with our own storyboard and animatics #no explanations as HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK IN THE ACTUAL INDUSTRY #I dont even wanna talk about stop motion #shit was a disaster #and by younger classmates I'm learning they are having it even worse than me #god Im so pissed #THIS IS THE ONLY UNIVERSITY THAT HOLDS THIS FUCKING DEGREE IN THE COUNTRY YOU WOULD EXPECT THEM TO IDK AT LEAST HAVE SOMETHING FOR US?? #LIKE CONFERENXES WITH ANIMATORS AND BETTER EDUCATION OF ANIMATION?? #si son de aqui de san salvador y alguna vez han ido a uno de esos eventos que hacen en el Ricaldone que los bichos hasta ponen sus cortos #esos majes de seguro recibieron MEJOR educacion que uno en la universidad en 5 años man #me emputa de plano. me emputa todo #ALSO “Digital Animation” WHY THE FUCK WERE WE LEARNING STOPMOTION

[thislittlekumquat]

Truly unfortunate when you tell your straight female friends that their man ain't shit and then they just go "well, hm, I love him even though he's abusive and covered in red flags". Because not only are they wrong and it sucks to watch them suffer, but then they also stop telling you things, which makes YOU feel like the dumbass in the situation

#you have gotta hold cishet men to real adult standards folks #im so fucking tired yall are killing me #like yeah I know you're supposed to handle these situations with better finesse #but i just lose my temper #being single is so fucking freeing it is way way way way better than your smelly toad of a partner #🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[every-dayiwakeup]

Not liking a character because you don't want to or you simply can't understand them is really something lmfao

Antis always making sure to reiterate that they "certainly don't like ___ at all"... why do y'all feel the need?

Unless y'all need to convince yourselves you don't like ___?? Are you not sure about your own opinions or something 🤭

#billy hargrove #alicent hightower #i mean i suppose its a somewhat better way to guard ones dignity #yall will slap the word problematic on a bee that stung you #you dont like something then its BAM problematic... be serious #Youtube #youd rather say you dont like something than say you dont understand it #oh and better yet you dont even make the effort! #tw fandom discourse #fandom critical #anti stranger things #anti st fandom #just say it!! yall hate having to think! stranger things is not a complex show and 90 percent of the characters... #you cant really write metas on them and theyve been on longer than billy 😭 #and even though billys complex hes not hard to understand... unless one chooses not to #yall arent used to characters that make you think and it shows

[rivilu]

good morning everyone, I am experiencing the Horrors again!

#shut up river #something something greece holding a second round of elections because <50% of votes for a party means it cant form a gonv on its own #kind of- oversimplifying it. but chances are the results wont change anyway and well be stuck with diet fascists for another 4 years #also. dysphoria has been atrocious. have been overall miserable the entire month #and not to overshare on the antisocial media platform but the doc thats supposed to be helping get my transition happen is MOTHERFUCKING- #GHOSTING ME. And oh it's actually not even the first time a psych has done that. but it's especially insulting here #because the bastard KNOWS im hanging by a thread. I DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO GREASE YOUR POCKETS YOU DUMB FUCK JUST GIVE ME MY MEDS #sorry yeah. ill probably delete this after I actually sleep for the day. #shits bad. hope yall are doing better than me <3

[snekdood]

Idk why i expect charitability from ppl who probably listen to whatever their staple favorite left-leaning video essayists says about the Other Leftists they dont like and takes it to heart and doesnt form their own opinion with the information provided (or the information specifically and intentionally left out to make the person look the worst that they can) just kinda does whatever that persons says because Its Probably Correct

I mean, theyre "on the left" and uses all the words you like, nevermind what their intentions or long terms goals are or how thatd reasonably be practiced irl or if it'd actually hurt the general cause of progressives and make things even more divisive and worse bc they value being petty more than actually having any values.

#yall be like 'i better go watch this black person who believes in racial separatism and take everything they say to heart and not form my #own opinion because the Correct Thing To Do is to let every minority im not say shit that would only help nazis in the long run Because Im #Not That Minority So Clearly I Have No Stake In This'. like idk. its one thing to pretend you understand every thing about a certain #minorities experience that you dont have. its a whole other thing to actually challenge people on their beliefs. and if the person you #are challenging cant give you a good enough answer or dodges or gets MAD at you for even asking - you should probably avoid them or at the #very least not just believe every fucking thing they say and never come to your own conclusions on shit. #people are supposed to have the critical thinking ability to have their beliefs challenged and give you an actual answer #theyre supposed to want you to understand. theyre supposed ro be able to explain it to people who dont understand #and arent in the same spaces enough to understand. if you cant explain to me why racial separatism is somehow Ideal then why should #i listen to you. just to do whatever you say no questions asked or else im bad and very problematic? #like how am i supposed to take this kinda person seriously when they go around calling shark3ozero the c word and other #racist shit. like you're not serious lol. you have no issue just acting like the people who disagree with you on something are just purely #bigots. #when the people you attack are far more on your side than the fucking republicans who yall barely even mention. which is interesting. #anyways if you believe in dividing everyone by race understand that thats LITERALLY what white supremacists want. that is Not the ideal #world for me. idk about you. and if you understand this and still follow me gtfo of here #you're a dipshit and prolly an accelerationist and i dont have time for your bullshit and likely nihilism. #you're gonna end up killing yourself thinking the world is only ever against you and everyone who disagrees w you is a bigot. #and i dont mean necessarily actually putting up a noose i just mean you're gonna isolate yourself SO MUCH from other ppl and stay only in #your one little space. that if you ever lose that space for whatever reason you'll be left alone w no help. #or you'll isolate yourself so much and stay inside forever and be hella paranoid in grocery stores thinkin everyone there Wants To Kill You #and im not gonna act like ik whats in the mind of someone who believes in racial separatism. that was more of an example. but i can try #to understand and i can tell that someone has to go through a lot of bs to think thats the only solution. im not trying to downplay why ppl #might think thats the best option. but really its the same shit w terfs and cis men and it kinda seems like its a solution born from trauma #with convoluted justifications for why its Fine actually #thats how it looks from my angle rn. if thats not the case and you feel like its different im always willing to hear different angles on #stuff. im never married to my positions as im not exactly a static person who never changes. #id say thats quite the opposite of my Whole Thing

[litt1e-prince]

living in my own home away from my dad but he still waits up for me to get home

#i was panicking cause 'whos up at 2am. who can i call at 2am- no one will pick up the pho-- my dad. his phone is ALWAYS on loud.' #it rings twice and im like 'shit dad im so sorry to call you and wake you' and hes just there like 'oh dont worry. i was waiting for you.' #turns out: my mum was suppose to message me to tell me to call my dad when i got off the coach to walk home! she must've forgot tho #cause i was initially just gonna walk home ez - it wasnt until the guy cat called me and started following me again that i thought #nOPE NOT THE NIGHT NOT THE VICTIM I GOTTA CALL SOMEONE OR SMTH #so i thought i might have woken him but nope he was already waiting on me - kinda had a moment of !!!!!! #my dad miiight have grown to become my hero or smth pfshhh anyway #ALSO U KNOW I DID THAT THING AGAIN. random stranger starts talking loudly and i looked at him - u give them a glance and they take it ALL. #gotta learn to stop doing that for my own fuckin safety jfc. BUT I MADE IT HOME SAFE ANYWAY SO #me and my dad just talked about our days and mid way he was like 'are you okay? you sound like youre shivering? is it cold or-' #'OH YEA im just cold. its freezing.' 'Ha! trust me there is nothing better than being in the freezing cold and then getting into bed. #best feeling... i know you have your own life now but its good to make sure you get home safe.' #ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE LIKE. ARHGHGH my dad loves me fuck the rest of yall- #this is for all those people who say i have daddy issues cause i make a father figure out of every character i like- #ur correct but- #ANYWAY SOmetimes forget my dad has unmedicated anxiety. my mans out here fighting for him life on a random saturday cause his kid #didnt get home until 2am. then he wakes up at 6am to help my brother - My guy doing It All. #my art #ted talk

[fairyneko]

Say it with me, “GO 👏🏽 FUCK 👏🏽 YOUR 👏🏽 SELF 👏🏽”

Disrespectfully.

#personal #im done #pleeeease lmfao #nah im gonna do for ME FIRST for a change #fuck yall #oh now losing me is threatening #good. feel this. feel it for a while. enjoy. #maybe this is my breakthrough #MY FIANCÉ DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS #NAH FUCK YALL FORREAL FOR TAKING JOY AWAY FROM MY FIANCÉ #HOW FUCKING DARE YOU #SHE DESERVES BETTER #WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING CELEBRATING BUT INSTEAD YALL GOT ME SELF HARMING OVER WHAT? OVER YALL?!?! BITCH GOODBYE #YOUR FUCKING LOSS #I WILL MOVE FORWARD AND BE HAPPY WITH MY BELOVED #WITH OR WITHOUT YALL #AT THIS POINT PREFERRABLY WITHOUT