#yes these are my comfort books so what

[latent-thoughts]

"Azriel is a fuck boi." "Azriel has the personality of a wash cloth." "Azriel is a creep." "Azriel is a stalker." "Azriel doesn't understand consent." Etc. etc....

I keep reading these mind-blowing takes in the Azriel and ACOTAR tags here, and....

All I can say is...

Well, reading comprehension is a rare commodity these days. 👀

#please go read the books again you numbheads #I'm so sick of these takes #my dude keeps getting all this hate and for what reason #he is always ultra careful with females #to the point of changing his posture and stance to make them more comfortable around him #he is quiet yes. but that doesn't mean he lacks personality. RIP all introverts #He fucking pulled away from Mor when she rejected him. She pulled him back into the circle #loving someone is not cut and dried. he loved and desired her and yet respected her wishes. never pushed her for anything #what are all these people smoking? #honestly guys...one doesn't need to hate on one character to uplift others. I love Lucien too. I like Gwyn very much. I adore Elain #no need to diss Azriel #azriel acotar #azriel shadowsinger #azriel #acotar #acomaf #acosf

[frostfairysteve]

steve has a book of fairytales that his mum used to read to him before his father argued that he was too old for stories

she let him keep the book, a secret between the two of them. steve has read it so many times that he can recite the stories verbatim.

for a long time, his favourite story was cinderella. but as he grew older and realised that there would be no festival, and no birds to help, his favourite instead grew to be the little mermaid.

the ending makes him tear up no matter how many times he has read it, but he understands her choice.

he, too, would throw away his chance at life if it meant the one he loved could be alive, even if they're happy with someone else. he, too, would suffer for a chance at love in the first place. he, too, would give up his voice for it.

#steve harrington #okay cinderella (disney) was released 1950 but this was specifically about a book of fairytales so the original version it is #the original little mermaid is one of my favourite fairytales and i can just picture steve waking up from a nightmare or unable to sleep #and going back to this story over and over again. yes she dies but she becomes a spirit of air and will reach heaven if she does good deeds #and it must be so comforting to him that there could be something good after unrequited love no matter how willing he is to suffer #for a chance to be loved #steve breaks down the day he rereads the story and realise that for the first time in his life he has people #who would be willing to exchange their hair for him to live #but he would throw away the dagger and accept death still #ah don't imagine steve sitting next to max or eddie's hospital bed and reading out loud and commenting on what he loves about #and relates to with each fairytale #the little mermaid (disney) came out 1989 #eddie and steve goes to see it and eddie jokes about being the eric to steve's ariel #eric is one of the best disney princes steve would absolutely be into it #eddie dressed as prince eric for halloween lmao #wow sorry to anyone reading this i completely lost my thread #my fiction library

[brotherhoodoftheblade]

Hot take: the majority OL fandom derides Percy as not being good enough for John, but the John I’ve seen in the OL books has had me progressively feeling that it’s really John that doesn’t deserve Percy. 

Because the LJG I saw in Bees? That is not the John I loved from the LJG series. That John was flawed and hard-headed, too, but he still had a heart. 

I don’t know that I like who John has become over the years (and not just in regard to Percy). 

#😔 #what sad words to be writing #I shudder to think what DG means to do with John in Book 10 #she may as well just kill him off like the rest of the gays already #since he's always so obviously been just a means to an end in the OL series anyway #why even bother with a character if you're just going to grossly misuse them #what's even been the point of any of this #everything is just tragedy without emotional growth or personal agency #my random ramblings #yes I'm still very obviously in a foul mood from last night #I should just sack out and watch comfort movies today lol #this is such a distressing fandom istg #Lord John Grey #Percy Wainwright #john x percy #anti diana gabaldon

[youjustwaitsunshine]

getting better at being kind to myself every day

#working hard on accepting that i can just say when i dont know something #like my instant reaction when someone asks me 'do you know []' is always to say yes even if i have no idea #because i dont want to look stupid and like i dont know stuff #but people don't think that! i dont think someone is stupid for not knowing something that i do! so why would they! #actively working on being more vulnerable. asking for help. asking for clarification. admitting i don't know that show. #sounds a bit stupid but admitting to myself that im like that because im afraid to get hurt/made fun off and trying to change it #is actually a good step for me i think #ive already become comfortable with sharing what i love and know about and it has made me a happier person #and hasn't made people like me less. on the contrary probably. it makes it so much easier to engage in actual conversation #so now it's time for me to work on the opposite. saying that i dont know something at all not even a little. it's a bit daunting ngl. #it's easier to do it on the internet but looking at someone and admitting you have no idea? terrifying #anyways this was brought to you by a coworker of mine not knowing how to open the garage and calling herself stupid + #and another coworker telling her that she doesn't want her saying that and that not knowing something doesn't make her stupid #that coworker almost became a teacher and you can totally tell. shes very based. actually most if not all of my coworkers are. #anyways. pettersson and findus for your consideration. maybe sometime i will draw seb in that style because i grew uo with those books

[terriblebicho]

They should invent a psychologist that doesn't make fun of you when you mention you suspect you may have a disorder they haven't yet considered.

#''you're just pathologizing yourself!!1!!1!'' How are you so certain if you're not even listening to what I'm telling you 👍. Dick. #at least explain to me why you think that??? #like they have all this terminology n shit they use to explain things about the patients #but when a patient goes 'oh cool terminology I can use it to describe my own issues more accurately maybe then we can be on the same page.' #they're like 'EW you think you know better than me?? Did you read that off a wikipedia article??!1 Yes you did!! you know NOTHING!' #I like specific terminology. I feel more comfortable using that than vague descriptions specially when it's about sth personal. #If you don't want me using your language write your shitty books and journals in code or something 👍. #It's kinda like that problem w asshole doctors dismissing patients' symptoms and concerns as soon as they mention they found the info onlin #Or probably I just have really bad luck with therapists in general idk. #mental health

[jovalencia]

not to be dramatic but I literally feel like I’m going insane lol

#first of all I must acknowledge the percy of it all. I don’t know how many of you are reading those posts and honestly I’m not conveying #how I feel very well but I’m so deadly serious when I say I feel sick when I think about those books and not even in a bad way necessarily #just nauseous whatever. second most pressing issue is the whole “am I going to drop out transfer suck it up or kill myself” #okay I’m really not considering that last one I have to live to see dani in july but I haven’t the slightest clue what I’m gonna do next #year. on one hand I hope this school explodes on the other transferring sounds so unfun but back to the first hand I hate this city #and I hope it explodes to and I have nobody I know to live with off campus next year and tbh I would rather die than live w sarah suitemate #which brings us to sarah suitemate. how in the hell is my only friend in this god forsaken city like kind of subtly homophobic #In addition to kind of being a bad fucking person. like lol! yes ladies six months deep with no other friends and I Am that desperate #also it’s the very beginning of the quarter and I kind of hate all my classes. okay I know they just started and it’s very early to judge #but I already feel like I’m going crazy I preferred my other two quarters where I was eating literally 12 credits I was satisfied with that #I’m just scared and lonely can I say that outright is it embarrassing to admit that outright at 11am on tumblr #the only thing that gives me comfort genuinely is just repeating that “everything works out in the end” saying bc I really do believe that #even though I hope my closest friend within a reasonable radius of me drops dead and I’m directionless and I want to kill myself #whenever I think about the book I’m reading it will all be okay #anyways time to eat the pastry I got from the campus market is not a good time to tell you guys I didn’t eat breakfast or could you tell #carmen.txt

[everysongineverykey]

"he told me how much he hoped you'd be happy too. get tired of being just a pure cold detective. be human instead." i hope you DIE i hope we ALL DIE. IN WHAT WORLD IS POIROT A COLD UNFEELING UNCARING LONER. ROMANTIC LOVE IS NOT A REQUIREMENT FOR BEING CONSIDERED HUMAN. explodes

#HE HAS FRIENDS!! HE HAS QUIRKS AND IDIOSYNCRASIES AND THINGS HE FINDS FUNNY AND THINGS HE FINDS HORRIFYING! #literally how do you make this mistake. it's not even like with sherlock holmes where i can conceivably see #how someone would think he's cold and unfeeling. poirot has always been a fun quirky character! #he laughs at jokes he makes jokes he admires his own moustache for his in the mirror #he comforts the grieving and bereaved and wronged every way he can on MULTIPLE occasions #he has friends including a BEST FRIEND that he mentions often in conversation #and who he's very fond of and who he's so so delighted to see again in his last adventure #poirot's last words. his LAST SPOKEN WORDS to ANYONE in the ENTIRE series before he dies #are 'cher ami!' to his best friend hastings. and it's just after a fight too as hastings is storming out. #he never gets to hear it back. yes i cried really hard when i read that book for the first time what of it. #my point is. at no point in christie canon has anyone ever had reason to consider poirot a 'brain-without-a-heart' type #and by jumping on the heartless detective bandwagon this movie is committing #some pretty heartless character assassination. he's not MEAN in this i'll admit #but the charm isn't really there. god. kenneth branagh has never been a good choice for poirot at all

[aahsoka]

just printed a reading guide for a gender essentialist relationship advice book 🙃

#i find the weirdest shit #its sandwiched between a ttrpg guidebook and book about how to use a cane as a weapon #im very interested in the cane book tbh. #anyways i read ‘how do you emasculate men?’ as a discussion question and i was like …… what the fuck is this #so i googled the book. now im reading the one star reviews for fun. #anyways my advice for opposite sex couples is dont fucking read books that separate you by gender. its useless. we’re all individuals #plus like….:seeing ur partner as almost another species really isnt productive for emotional intimacy and connection lmfao #theres a balance of realizing theyre different from you so they wont think and act like you #but that theyre similar enough for you to find safety comfort and connection with them #like its important to try to see things from others’ perspectives but approaching it through gender stereotypes is so useless. #i think thats why a lot of like queer relationships can be ….. more quickly emotionally intimate #because you arent putting up this weird wall between yourselves bc you believe you have inherent unchangeable differences bc biology or w/e #thats just a speculation but ye #jordan talks

[thedreamwalkingsociety]

•

#Knowing he’s dealing with the emotional toll of what he went through as a teenager #and what he continues to go through with a professional is always good to hear. #I also love how protective and guarded he is of the things he want to keep to himself #no matter if strangers on the internet think they’re worth guarding or not . #I’m just “ yes good for you assert your boundaries”. #It’s like he’s seeing my therapist ! She’s big on this. #That’s part of why It confusing seeing people complain about him not being a big sharer in interviews #etc etc #Because he said in many interviews including this one he’s not the type to share openly etc #and it something he work on in therapy . #If he find difficulty with all this in his personal life with people he care about #why you think he will be an open book and comfortable with it with complete strangers ?!?! #who unlike his loved one actually ARE judgmental towards him #and looking for thing to nitpick and criticize . #It’s completely fine to not like it #but that who he always been so take it or leave it . #The constant need to write essays and snarky tags about it is so lame to me . #It’s not like he’s the only one like this . Plenty of artist throughout the years were/are the same . #There is always the option of enjoying the art without having to keep up with interviews . #anyways….. #harry styles

[nkogneatho]

Toji has never once shown his vulnerability towards the scar he has on his lips. He never even talks about them. But you know he is somewhere insecure about it when he stops and stares in the mirror while shaving, green eyes scanning the scar. Or when he purposely rests the right side of his face in his hand so the palm hides it. He thought he was being subtle with it, but you noticed. You noticed how deep down he was scared to even talk about it, let alone wear it with pride. That scar was a nightmare and he hated how it was visible to him, to everyone in the most obvious place.

"Toji?" you cooed from behind, walking into the hall while he was watching TV.

"Yes, baby?"

"I bought a new gloss, and i want to test if it's transfer proof."

"Don't know what that is but c'mere, lovie. Sit on my lap while you do it." You smiled and plopped yourself on his laps. Before he could finally look at you, you pressed your tinted glossy lips at the end of his lips where the scar settled.

he tried opening his lips to catch yours but you didn't really kiss his lips. he was so confused why you were pecking one spot.

*one peck. two peck. three peck. smooches tightly*

"D'ya know? I love this." You ran your thumb over the skin. "It makes me realize how strong you are, Toji. Sooo strong. Please don't hide it. It makes you look more handsome." He couldn't form words. The sudden love bomb opened a can of bad memories. Yet, oddly, he was comforted by your words. For a man so big, he was still weak over you and your love. Because you determined his vulnerability. Which is why your relationship was perfect. He is not the kind of man to be vocal about his issues but you read him like an open book. You understand him before he even has to spell it out.

Toji rested his forehead against yours, inhaling and exhaling with his eyes closed. God. He feels so in love, it kills him. What would he do without you? Everyone picked his flesh till it was just his heart exposed in the dirt, still struggling to beat. But you found it. Not to pick anymore flesh(there was none left). But to rip open your ribs and keep that heart locked in you forever. Safe and sound.

#this got so sad and cute towards the ending i wanna cry #toji x reader #toji fushiguro #toji fluff #jjk x reader #toji angst #toji fushiguro fluff #fushiguro toji x reader #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk angst

[collectedbooks]

i've poked around and added a slightly canon-divergent season 2 verses to my about / verses page!

#( ooc. ) DOLPHINS! #my alternate s2 verse is that aziraphale never went back to heaven bc he's determined to still be a comfortably terrible angel #but he took the promotion anyway so he could secure crowley's safety #bc i cannot imagine my book omens aziraphale being taken in by the metatron like that i Really can't #metatron: you can make a difference! #aziraphale only half-listening: mhm. oh yes. good gracious. jesus christ you say? oh yes i'm sure i trust every word. #aziraphale ten minutes later in the bookshop: so if i were to. hypothetically. con heaven into making me an archangel #without doing Any extra work. what would you say #also this verse gives any crowleys who are interested a little wiggle room to be in on the con or as pissed about it as in canon #and whether or not Every happened depends on how ya feel about it #idk i have very strong opinions about this version of aziraphale specifically and it makes my outlook on the finale Wonky #suffice to say you get the beeeest of both worlds

[chaosandmarigolds]

Ya know how everyone is like Simon is black cat energy- well, I don't deny he can be like that what I would like to counter with is black lab energy around the person he's most comfortable with

Simon, who drags you on his morning runs because he will spend the entire time talking about trucks or something boyish

ie: "And so then you gotta- baby? Why'd ya stop?"

"We-just-" heave, "Ran a fort-four miniute-" heave, "mile."

"Yeah? Cmon, six miles today."

Simon, who will do push ups before bed if he has too much energy and knows he will just toss and turn

Simon, who loops a finger in your belt loop whenever you're shopping because lord knows that man has separation anxiety

Simon, who did once hide your shoes when he knew you had to leave super early in the morning so you would be forced to wake him up to ask him where he put them

"Simon."

Hes been awake, obviously, the phone praticallly thrown at the wall when you opened the door was an indicator, "Mm, noo. sleep."

"Simon O'Donnel Riley I swear to god if you don't give my shoes right now-!"

"...I require somethin' in return."

"You birts and your taxes, 'm going barefoot."

Simon who loves intimacy, yeah sex but he likes being close, like if he squeezed you any closer he may actually break your bones on accident

Simon, who doesn't tell you this but that one time when you got the flu? he had the time of his life, normally because you're the one cleaning him up after missions, tending to his needs, and he liked being able to do the same to you

Simon, who has the worst (best) puppy eyes you've ever seen

"one kiss."

"I have a face mask on, do you want to kiss me when I look like a taxidermy panda?" You reply with a frown, book in lap and craning your neck to see your boyfriend from how he leaned over the sofa.

He blinks at your reply and the next thing you are aware of he's laying atop of you on the sofa completely trapping you under his weight, "Jus take it off if it bugs ya tha' much."

You playfully pout your bottom lip out, "But it's supposed to be on for twenty minutes. It's been ten."

"But I wan a kiss."

"But I want to have a pretty face."

Then it was his turn to playfully pout, "You have the prettiest face."

(long story short you obvious gave in cause...I would so therefore so do you <3 )

Simon, who goes from loving and doting boyfriend to scary military man as soon as he gets out of the car

Simon, who is aware you have a video of him baby talking that you took when he wasn't aware that you were recording

(yes based off that one tiktok, I laugh every time I see it)

Simon, who hates pecks but loves giving them, like this man will just hold your face and shower you with kisses for minutes on end (its his hobby or something)

Annnnyway thats it! feedback and comments, an alllll that jazz mean the world to me! <333

#simon x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon fluff #cod soap #cod ghost #cod imagine #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #mw2 ghost #simon ghost fluff #ghost #ghost imagine #dad!simon riley #simon riley imagine #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #coco's chaos <3 #simon riley x female reader #x female!reader

[kachowder]

Thinking about a arranged marriage, in which darling denies their spouse any opportunity to touch them. For reader, they have no reason to believe this would ever be a equal relationship. They believed, if they serviced their spouse well, and played the part of a dutiful partner, they would be able to lead a comfortable life without any unnecessary drama or hurt feelings on their end.

Of course they didn’t take into account how absolutely obsessed their spouse is with them, and how much pain their in each time their denied the chance to touch their darling.

Every intimate act between the couple, the darling does all the work. Weather it be quick services with their mouth or body, as soon as their spouse finishes the darling hops off and makes their way back to their room to take care of their own needs or read a new book. And their spouse is fucking devastated each and every time.

Their fingers grip their darlings shoulder or hair, savoring that moment of contact before their orgasm hits and the warmth of their love leaves them for the remainder of the night. No aftercare, no kisses, and worst of all, they don’t get to see their darling cum. Ever.

“Darling…? If it’s not too much to ask..”

“Yes my love?”

And they’d shiver at the hollow endearment.

“Well..perhaps we could engage in some more intimacy tonight…? I could-“

“Ah.” And their darling would pause, bringing a hand to rub their jaw tenderly. “Well, my jaw is still a little sore from last time, but if you wish I can certainly help you again.”

“N..No..I mean, I could..I could take care of you…tonight…”

“Oh. That won’t be necessary my dear.”

And god how their heart fucking breaks at that, brows furrowing nervously as they try to resist the temptation to fall to their knees and beg. Beg to taste their darlings flesh and finally feel their lips pressed against their own. Their eyes nearly well with tears, the untamed desire burning them to the core. Their darling was so cruel to them.

“But I insist, I can-“

“Do not worry my love. I’ll take care of you tonight so you won’t be so stressed for your meeting tomorrow. Or if you’d like I could find you more suitable company for the night?”

The repulsion in their body would nearly make their stomach swell with nausea at the mere idea of laying in bed with another that wasn’t their beloved darling.

“I’m…No thank you, my love.”

And you, the silly little darling won’t understand why your spouse seems so disheartened. You’d been the perfect partner, anyone’s dream. You kept to yourself, did what you were asked. They never had to care for you needs or wants beyond your allowance and the occasional outing.

You could admit you were married to a very attractive and respectable figure. Known for their kindness and intelligence. You considered yourself lucky as to deal with someone so agreeable.

And there were times you wished for a warm body besides yours in the dead of night. Someone to lay upon after you’ve both been spent.

But that vulnerability was too scary for yourself. Fear that your heart would hurt more if you let yourself feel the pain of neglect after. So, this arrangement you’d crafted for yourself would have to do.

Well, until the night you’d found your depraved lovers head buried between your thighs, moaning like a starved fool.

What a sight to awaken too.

#yandere #yandere x reader #x oc #x reader #x gender neutral reader

[leatherbookmark]

still thinking abt that post from like a coupla days (?) ago bringing up the fact that a little girl called zira a faggot in the original g0mens book. like damn that should have been in the show

#shrimp thoughts #i know why it wasn't obviously! but what made me snort about this line in the book wasn't 'ooo hahaha vulgar children are so hilarious and #real! go girl tell it like it is!' but rather. well. 1/ well zira is doing the most to look the part doesn't he; and 2/ HE IMMEDIATELY LOOK #AT CROWLEY. like. cmon #tbh i fully expect any queerness in s2 to be oatmeal flavoured and Very Polite and similarly i have 0 expectations for of/md s2 aside from #'it should be as funny as s1. like. comedy; etc' because people just LOVE seeing a handful of nice queer things and immediately proclaiming #it as revolutionary the best in its league showstopping iconic legendary etc etc I KNOW THAT I LISTEN TO KPOP. #i just hope it won't be embarrassing. #anyway i am obsessed with the sun currently playing peekaboo with me. whenever i want it to be there for a pic it's not but the Second #i put away my camera and sit comfortably in front of my laptop... what is it? oh yes! the Gorgeous Golden Glow! fuck you buddy #i did an experimental photo of a sun ray reflecting off the window in the opposite building and i hope it won't look like... bad #and also that i won't ruin the film. again. despair etcetc

[tetsuslove]

Tell me what you want but Simon is the Dobermann boyfriend/ Husband. Hell, this man would even get a black Dobermann when you both sattle down 😭

This man and this dog would be besties. Ready to protect you 24/7 and when Simon is out of this house, the dog is going to take the fully duty and trust me, walking at night with this dog is a fucking blessing when you want to get some fresh and cold night air <3

“Better watch out for my wife for me okay, buddy? Don’t want anything happen to her”, he says as he pats his head as the dogs sits there and his tongue out. Barking as If he is responding to the Lieutenant’s words like a soldier who just got an order (Its an order to be honest and if you are not around, he even would say to your dog that biting is always an option for him if a bastard is harassing you)

Simon is so protective but what would you think of him when it was his life style all along when his shitty dad was not only abusing him but his baby brother and his sweet mother.

Simon trained the dog good, it’s like a son for him ( or a copy of him to be honest) and he is so proud of him when he sees how the dog stands besides you and scanning the area and people while you look so sweet as you talk to your friend at the streets and giggling about something. Giving your doggy pats like the good boy it’s while Most people walk around you because they are a bit too scared of your lovely dog who can be a sweetheart if he wants to:( (only to you, Simon and to the people he really knows like family and friends)

Imagine how you make yourself comfortable on your big bed with your favorite cuddle blanket, your book and and your favorite drink on the nightstand as this man laying besides you. An arm wrap around your sitting body, shirtless and showing his back and arm muscles like his full sleeve tattoo while your dog is sleeping on the floor besides your bed. As the door cracks open, both put their heads are immediately up and narrow to who or what ever it is and even your dog is now standing even though you thought they both were already sleeping like rocks (it’s just Johnny because he doesn’t know how the fuck your shower works🧍🏻‍♀️ and yes he crashed the night by for what ever reason)

Simon is and will be the Doberman guy with a Doberman dog. That’s it. Thank you (maybe or not maybe adopting a black kitten too but for now it’s the Doberman as your child🥰)

#— su’s writing #simon riley x reader #simon riley fluff #simon riley headcanons #simon riley #cod headcanons #cod x reader #simon riley x you

[lunamugetsu]

Danny is an ao3 writer

Hear me out!

Y'know how there's a running joke that ao3 authors/writers will put in the author's notes that they're sorry that they took so long to update and their reason is because of either they got into a horrible accident/ life threatening health issue/serious personal issues/ their life went up in flames figuratively or literally, or somehow a combination of all of those scenarios. And they're all like "Well enjoy the chapter! tee-hee!" and everybody who's reading it all collectively go "are you okay?!" (aka the ao3 writers curse)

So I want to take this, and add Danny

Danny begins taking a liking to the classic literature that Mr. Lancer talks about during class and decides to writes a fanfic about it along those lines. It all starts for when he writes a Pride and Prejudice fic where Charlotte gets a better life where she's both happy and comfortable. And when he gets pretty supportive comments about it. He starts writing fics for other books as well (and it never stops)

During that time, who else but the Jane Austen fan, Jason Todd reads this fic. Yes he reads fanfic (do not ask him about his ao3 history), he yearns for more Jane Austen, but unfortunately she's not exactly able to write more books for him to read. So he turns to ao3 where there are some people who have incredible talent for writing pretty good regency era romance.

So what happens when he finds a couple of Pride and Prejudice stories written by " HalfDeadHalfAliveWriter

And when reading through the stories and looking at the author's notes.

All with very weird scenarios happening to the writer that he can't be sure that if it's a joke or if it's an actual thing he should be very worried about.

Author's notes such as:

Sorry it took so long for me to update this I was being shot at by my parents and ended up getting a burn on my hand and couldn't use my computer for awhile.

Sorry the chapter's so short, all the people in my town are being possessed by a hoard of angry ghosts because somebody had a bright idea to steal an artifact that belongs to an ancient civilization. So I had to get this out quick before they ruin my wifi connection

Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I had to fight off a crazy guy that is obsessed with killing my father so he could marry my mother and become my new stepfather.

Sorry for the wait I got sent back to Ancient Egypt by my mentor to hunt down a runaway ghost that was messing with time.

But honestly the most recent author's note on a fic that hadn't been updated in week is what makes Jason really worried.

Sorry for not updating for a couple months guys, I was taken by a government agency that started vivisecting and torturing me. Thankfully my sister and friends busted me out and now I'm working on healing up. Anyway here's the Great Gatsby fic where Nick and Gatsby kiss.

After reading that author's note, Jason just sits there thinking only one thing.

What the fuck?

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc au #dpxdc #dp x batman #Jason just sitting there not really knowing how to react to these authors notes #I imagine that Danny is completely chaotic when writing author's notes but completely professional when writing his fics #Imagine the downfall of the GIW starts with Danny writing fanfiction #that's something he'll never let anyone forget