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miraculous-trinity-leo · 3 years

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Whacky Gotham, Goofy New York, and Chaotic Paris

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

Chapter 3: Kindred Spirits Always Find A Way To Assemble

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Time: 5:30am

location: Louvre

Ladybug, Abeille, Bunnyx, Trickster, and Chat Noir are fighting an akuma, not anything major, just Mr. Pigeon and his pigeons trying to melt the Louvre with deadly acidic bird dropings, so yeah, nothing major. Just another early bird gets the akuma kinda day...

"Looks like the early bird is trying to melt the Louvre, what say you M'lady, shall we make this swift and- *Loud sneeze* Let me now *sneeze* when I'm *sneeze* needed" - Chat Noir

"For to long our kind has been oppressed, they feed us miserable seeds, when we beg for bread, we shall show them no mercy, as our justice shall be swift!" picks up two pigeons, holds them by their legs and aims the rear cannons "Surrender your Miraculous and your justice shall be swift and painless!!" with an evil villain laugh at the end bla bla bla.

" Anyone else getting Pigeon (French) Revolution vibes? No? just me? Cause I swear he said seeds instead of cake."

"Not the time Bunnyx." - Abeille

"Oh it so Is The Time." - Bunnyx

"Off with Mr. Pigeon Antoinette's Akumatized object!" - Chat Noir from a distance.

"Viva La Revolution!!!" - Trickster

"Dear Kwami, how did it come to a frickin Pigeon Revolution?!" - Ladybug

As the last line is said, Mr. Pigeon fires the -ehem- cannons at the heroes, only for them to be an illusion. In the confusion Bunnyx pops out of her burrow and wacks Mr. Pigeon on the head, effectively knocking him out.

"The Pigeon Revolution is over, we have taken back our home, and shall continue to defend it from the creepy Man of MOTH!!!!" - Bunnyx

and with that Bunnyx brakes the Akumatized object, and Ladybug purifies the akuma.

"Ok, I will admit that last speach was funny, now lets hurry back before hells bells go off." - Ladybug

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" Bla bla bla, nothing important, bla bla bla bla, yada yada yada bla yada." - Mrs. Bustier

"'Viva La Revolution', that was perfect." - Whispering Alix

"It just came to me, but Chats 'Off with Mr. Pigeon Antoinette's Akumatized object' line and your 'Man of Moth' speech were really well timed !" -whispering Peter

"well of course, I'm always punctual with any time sensitive joke/pun." -whispering Alix

"Will you to zip it! we can't have these simpletons finding anything out!" -whispering Chloé

"Please, they all share a broken defective regect of a brain cell, I doubt they could ever put two and two together." -whispering Alix

"Hey, do you think we should start a protest in our classroom?" -whispering Peter

"... Viva.La.Revolution!" - whispering Chloé with a mischievous grin

"No." - Maria

•~—~—~—~ Later when Mrs. Bustier is out of class ~—~—~—~•

"I just don't know what to do." - Lie-la

" You think she finally realized how horrible that hair style is?" - Alix

"After visiting Gotham a few months ago I met Damian Wayne, you might've heard about him, he's just so amazing, kind-hearted, and brave. We had a wonderful time, but then he asked me out! And I don't want to hurt Parkers feelings, I care for both of them!" - Lie-la

"Man, she must be extremely full of it to keep pulling that sh-t out of her @ss every hour or so." - Alix

"Wow Peter, didn't know your cared for Ms. Rossi like that" - Chloé said in a sarcastic tone.

" I'd rather strap her to a supersonic rocket heading for a black hole, and I'm pretty sure this Damian Wayne would do the same... he probably has the money for it actually." - Peter

" Enough plotting, we still need to get enough money, if we want that summer trip, we've already crossed off: Baking sales, becoming a mime, jobs are out unless they're fine with you leaving right after joining, and we can't just ask for donations." - Maria

" I can use my MDC mon-" - Maria

"Oh hell no you won't! You worked your butt off to get that money, you said it yourself! That money is for when you apply to college! I refuse to let you waste your money on our ignoramus classmates!" - Chloé

Thankfully by now everyone was out of the classroom.

" Oh Kwami she's serious, she never uses her big words!" - Adrien

" Then what do you suggest Chloé?" - Maria

" I'll ask daddy to pay!" - Chloé

" I can also ask my father, he'll probably do it if Mr. Bourgeois puts in a donation." - Adrien

" But- " - Maria

" No! The decision is final all in agreement say aye!" - Chloé

"Aye!" - Everyone

"You've watched to many movies Chloé, fine, but please don't drastically overdo it." - Maria

" When have I ever drastically overdone something? Name one time." - Chloé

"Well, there was the time you over did it, by not sleeping for almost three weeks." - Maria

" and after that you got so fed up with one akuma that you kicked him with the force of a thousand suns down unda, you may have scared him for life after that honestly. " - Adrien

" Oh! or the time you went overboard with Peters B-day, and the cake landed on his face! - Alix

"Well in her defense, the cake was great, but it was kinda a mouthful." -Peter

"... I said name one time. (ー_ー)" - Chloé

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Sooo, after all that happened Mr. Bourgeois, Fallowed by Gabriel Agreste, gave a very generous donation, so that solves that problem.And since I'm sure you don't want to see (More Lies) boring stuff, lets skip to two days before the trip begins.

〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜time skip " You're welcome, I'm here all eternity." - Bunnyx〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

•—–· At Chloés Hotel ·–—•

"Ok are we sure we have everything?" - Maria

" Yes now can we please watch something already, we've triple, and even quadruple checked everything, we're good." - Alix

" I have to go out and inform Tempête and Vipère, before anything else, be back soon." - Maria then heads out calling upon the other heroes.

" So what do you need?" - Vipère

" Do you have a top secret mission for us?" - Tempête

" For the summer Abeille, Bunnyx, Trickster, and Chat Noir will be unavailable, unless they are truly needed, I however will be able to travel back and forth via portals for fights. Paris will be in your care while we aren't here." - Ladybug

"It is our honor, we shall defend Paris with our lives." - Tempête

" Agreed, enjoy your summer." - Vipère

"Thank you, stay safe." and with that Maria headed back to the hotel prepared to watch movies, only to be bombarded with questions as soon as she got back.

" HOLD UP! You know MAGIC?!" - Alix

" When were you going to tell us?!" - Chloé

"So cool, how does it work?" - Peter

" Can you teach us?!" - Adrien

" Spots-Off, yes I know magic, I swear I've told you before. Do you want a demonstration?" - Maria

They all shook their heads excitedly.

" Ok well, I'm able to Heal myself if I get hurt, but I don't wish to hurt myself just for that, I can also increase my Luck with magic, as well as Communicate/ Manipulate plants, and see peoples Souls, thanks to Tikki. I learned Protection magic thanks to Wayzz, and Illusion magic thank to Trixx. I'm also learning Teleportation from Kaalki, which I've almost completed, and Mutitude from Mullo, which still needs work." - Maria

" If you can really talk to plants, what did we do earlier while you where out, hmmmmm?" - Alix

Maria then walks over to the roses near the couch and whispers to them, after a moment she turns back to her friends, and calmly says "Traitors."

" What do you mean?" - Peter

" You continued watching Star Wars: Clone Wars Without me!" - Maria

" Ok we believe you, but does this mean we can also use magic?" - Adrien

"Hmmm, let me see" as she says this her eyes start to glow an almost ethereal icy blue.

" Why are you eyes glowing?" - Chloé

"Looking at you souls... ok" she then claps her hands and her eyes go back to normal "Adrien, you can use slight Destruction magic on objects, if you use it on a person it would just cause them extreme pain, you can also cast Bad Luck on someone, so I guess thats good, and you can also learn slight Jubilation magic. Peter you can learn Illusion, and Protection magic. Chloé you can Learn Subjection, and Multiplication magic. And Alix, you can learn Evolution, Intuition, and Teleportation magic." As Maria finished, she saw the star struck looks in their eyes at the thought of learning magic became obtainable for them.

"Teach us!" they all bowed only to get a laugh from Maria in response.

"You would have to ask the Kwamis that, I only know what I know thanks to them." - Maria

And for most of the night they all started practicing magic. And when they woke up, they continued to practice, they had fun and were really enjoying it.

Then came the day Maria and her friends were to head for Gotham, and it was hectic, but everyone made it in one piece after an 8 hour flight, which at this point Maria was glad she sent all of her important luggage ahead of time, because somehow her luggage with only her toiletries and pyjamas was stolen, so all she had now was her back pack on her and the Miracle box in a Pocket dimension (thanks to the training from Fluff and Kaalki)

Lila was annoyed, when Maria didn't even care that she lost her bag with all her stuff (jokes on you she sent that one to the hotel 2 days ago HA!) they ended up checking into the hotel, everyone was with someone, Peter was with Adrien, Chloé was with Alix, and Maria... just had the Kwamis, yup that's right, apparently Lila has a condition that prevents her from being in any room below a quality vip room, so now she was upgrade and without a roommate, good for Lila, and Lucky for Maira, because now she doesn't have to worry about someone noticing her climbing out the window to go free-running across rooftops as Multimouce.

Around 7:30 pm. everyone heads out for lunch... and they leave Maria behind.

"Of course this happens." and with that she asked the receptionist for the directions to where her class went, afterwards she went out and proceeded to get lost, after trying to retrace her steps, she just got lost quicker, and her phone was at 20% what luck.

After walking for a little bit, she had decided to take a break, and as she leaned up against a wall, she closed her eyes.

'Maybe if I search for the receptionists Soul I can find my way back.' as she was doing this, she saw souls of all colors walking by, she even noticed a dark emerald green soul, and a dark blue soul across the street on a rooftop... and then she felt her hair stand on end, a few feet to her right was a bloody rust looking soul, she could tell it was a male, late 20s, average build, and 5'11, he was targeting her. As she opened her eyes she did a quick scan of her seroundings, noticing an alley, she started to walk again. Sensing the slight increase in speed from the man now behind her, as he got closer, she made a sharp left into the alley, she made it a few feet in before the man started laughing and walking closer, she saw the disgusting look in his eyes, and the outline of a gun in his front left pocket.

"Come on now girlie, I just wanna talk."

" I am good thankz." she made sure to add an accent to make him feel like he had an upper hand, which seemed to work, if his sickening smile was anything to go off of.

He stepped closer and Maria (the little genius she was) decided to act nervous, which only lowered the guys gaurd even more, once he reached to grab her in a quick motion she proceeded to do this.

She held the guy in a lock until he fell unconscious. As she stood up, she noticed a hand reaching for her, she then grabbed the hand and flipped the figure over her shoulder hard, hearing a yelp from the man as she did so.

When she realized who she had flipped over, her face turned bright red

"Mon dieu, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you are you ok Monsieur Nightwing?!"

"Yeah I'm fine and don't apologize, reflexes like that are key to survival here in Gotham, isn't that right Robin.... Robin?"

When Nightwing didn't get any sound from Robin he looked over to see the boy a blushing mess, then Robin snaped out of it, cuffing the mugger, and turning his attention to the girl.

" Ehem. Mam it's dangerous to be out here at this time alone, please allow us to take you wherever you need to go." - Robin

"Oh thank you um, do you know where Wayne Hotel is? I was supposed to go with my class to dinner, but they... “forgot” me, I decided to try and meet up with them, but I failed horribly." - Maria

"Wait they just left you? and in Gothan of all cities?! What kind of teacher does that?!" - Nightwing

" An instegator." - Maria said under her breath in French, she didn't notice the slight shock on both their faces from what she said.

"Anyway lets get you to your hotel before it gets any later." - Nightwing

"Thank you again." - Maria

She arrived safely, thanks to Nightwing and Robin, she thanked them one more time and went inside, when she got to her room she found her friends pacing back and forth in the room, Chloé and Peter looking like they would soon become two people on a mission to find her, but thankfully she was back, she of course had to answer alot of questions, but that was no big deal. After answering all their questions, everyone went to their rooms, and fell asleep, they had a big day tomorrow afterall... ... and then Marias' Akuma alert went off, ok so it took about thirty minutes to defeated the akuma 2 more before she could cure anything and another 5 minutes before she could head back to her room, and it was now 2am, but she could still wake up early right? hehe (・–・;) right?

No, the answer was no she couldn't, well technically she was up on time for when the bus "should" have started getting ready to leave, BUT turns out Lila SOMEHOW, managed to get everyone on board without even thinking of her an hour early! Maria asked for directions once again, and the receptionist had a worried and apologetic look on her face, Maria thanked her again, and headed out, this time however, she made it without getting lost and without getting mugged, Yay! She even had enough time to get a coffe (Tim special was a wierd name but oh well it did the job pretty well) from a shop near by (double yay!) before entering the WE building.

" You have to start the tour! we've been here for an hour and thirty minutes already!" - Ms. Bustier

"Like I said before, I will not start the tour until your student gets back, and if they don't get back, then we better hope nothing happened to them, or else it's your fault for your negligence." - Tour guide

"Sorry I'm late, the bus left earlier than what we scheduled, why didn't you inform me about the change?" - Maira

"Lila said you were the one who made the changes and that you were just trying to get attention, I am VERY disappointed in you Maria, now apologize to your class for delaying the tour!" - Ms Bustier

"I think you mean “I'm sorry we left you behind in a city where murder happens to young kids on a daily basis” now you apologize to Your student that is Your responsibility." - Tour Guide with a glare that could kill a thousand armys

Ms. Bustier proceeded to apologise to half the class's disbelief.

"Alright then, now that thats all taken care of, Hello and welcome to Wayne Enterprise, where we focus on making Gotham and the world a better place. I'm Dick Grayson, and I'll be you tour guide for today."

As the tour went on Maria stood at the front with her friends, she took notes of everything that was said, and she ignored whatever nonsense Lila was spouting, somthing about saving or dating Damian Wayne, she didn't really care.

When the lunch break came, she sat with her friends until she needed a long overdo refill on her coffee, she walked over to the coffee machine and started figuring what combination will keep her brain working for the rest of the day.

"Press button 3 followed by 5, 6, 8, 1, 2, 4, 9, and 7, that is the ultimate coffee mixture, if your mortal self is up for the challenge." - Sleep deprived guy

"I accepte." she presses the buttons in the exact order and then " Wait none of the cups are big enough."

"Here, secrect cup, from beyond the mortal realm." - Sleep deprived guy

" Thanks" she grapped the very large cup, and filled it with coffee till it was almost to the rim, she put the lid on and instantly took a big sip from the scolding hot coffee (she can heal, her tongue's fiiiiiiine)

"... Not bad, taste similar to the Tim Special I had earlier, but maybe a bit stronger." - Maria

" Kindred Spirit, let us be friends, you have drank the sacred coffee and are now immortal, congrats." - Sleep deprived guy

"It was not easy, but I have come this far, and I shall go the distance with nothing but coffee in my veins." Maria said in a serious tone as they shook hands "I am Maria, keeper of all nighters, and who might you be, my kindred spirit."

"I am Tim, the keeper of sacred coffee and all that is unholy."

"It was an honor to meet you Sacred Tim, may the coffee gods guide you in your journey, sadly we must part ways, for the lunch break is over, farewell..." and with that Maria left to rejoin the group.

"Dear god where the hell did you get that much coffee?!" - Chloé

"Kindred Spirits always find a way to assemble." - Maria

"Huh, so there is someone out there who is also a sleep deprived child." - Alix

The tour continued, and Maria noticed their tour guide kept looking at her with growing concern as she slowly made her way through the lovely coffee, she finished the cup within 1 hour and 30 minutes, and most of the staff kept looking at her as she now held the empty unholy cup, that was said to put people (that weren't chosen by the coffee gods) into caffeine induced commas, but she was fine, if anything she was more awake than yesterday and today combined. So yeah Today had a rocky start, but I'd say things are only just beginning.

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〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Bonus Art 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

This is what it looks like from Marias' normal vision, to her Soul Vision (~‾▿‾)~

Chapter 3 completed, hope you're all having a wonderful day, and staying positive BUG-OUT 🐞💮🐞

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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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Apparently, Children, and Click: |pot Found in an empty apartment 4 days after his beloved parent died, a sweet, special boy, waits for a new family to love him. Id 15154, 2 Yrs & 8 Mos. old, Heartbroken & waiting, at the Manhattan ACC TO BE KILLED 8/22/19 SPOT was found with his bonded sibling SOX in an empty apartment, 4 days AFTER their beloved parent had died. They had sat during that time, cuddled together as day turned into night and night turned into day, wondering what had happened to the person they had built their lives around since they were puppies. They comforted each other, even as they looked at their empty food dishes and their water dish, now empty. Stomachs rumbling, parched with thirst, hearts broken, and confusion in their eyes. And then they were found. The police came and they wagged furiously, hoping this stranger would take them to their parent. But instead they were brought to the shelter, separated when they got there, and each put in their own kennel. 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SPOT, ID# 15154, 2 yrs and 8 mos old, xx lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, White / Black I was a Return, 7/29/2019 Surrender Reason: Found in apt by Police, 4 days after owner had passed away Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 3 No children (under 13), Single-pet home, Recommend no dog parks Medical Behavior Rating: Blue I came to the shelter with, and am bonded to, SOX, ID# 15155 (adopted already) Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 7/29/2019 Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 7/30/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Distracted, does not approach Call over: Approaches with coaxing Sociability comments: Body soft, sitting down Handling Soft handling: Accepts contact Exuberant handling: Accepts contact Handling comments: Body soft Arousal Jog: Engages in play, escalates Arousal comments: initially runs loose, then escalates to intense jumping up and leash biting, could not easily be distracted, continues to leash bite for the duration of the assessment Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: No response Toy comments: None PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: Summary:: 7/30: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, Spot is tense, freezes, and lowers to a lunge when greeting. 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poltergeistings · 7 years

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the last 1. drink: chocolate milk 2. phone call: uuuuuuuh walmart 3. text message: general text based communication: phrix 4. song you listened to: mt washington by local natives 5. time you cried: i dont think i have any tear ducts but also its been a few weeks 6. dated someone twice: yea 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope 8. been cheated on: i hope not 9. lost someone special: nah 10. been depressed: lmao 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yea

3 favorite colors 12. grey 13. purple 14. very very dark blue

in the last year have you 15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: yea 17. laughed until you cried: yea 18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah. 19. met someone who changed you: yep 20. found out who your friends are: mm. i guess 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope

general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: probably somewhere around half? 23. do you have any pets: a dog and i love her so much 24. do you want to change your name: jkalhjk yea both my legal and my chosen name 25. what did you do for your last birthday: nothing 26. what time did you wake up: uh like 7 pm yesterday 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: playing the rusty lake games 28. name something you can’t wait for: death? idk 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like five minutes ago 31. what are you listening to right now: mt washington by local natives 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: not that i can remember? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my mom just sneezed and everything she does pisses me off so 34. most visited website: tungle.hell 35. hair colour: very dark brown 36. long or short hair: short 37. do you have a crush on someone: a couple 38. what do you like about yourself: what does this say i can’t read

39. piercings: none 40. blood type: ??? why is this important to know 41. nickname: bucky + noah + various combinations of the two 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: scorpio is all i know rip 44. pronouns: it/its, they/them 45. favourite tv show: voltron ig? or gravity falls i dont watch much tv 46. tattoos: i will have some eventually 47. right or left handed: right

48. surgery: never had 49. sport: i used to play basketball 50. vacation: i want to go to every single national park 51. pair of trainers: um i have black converse with reflective laces does that count MORE GENERAL 52. eating: nothing 53. drinking: nothing 54. i’m about to: continue doing jack shit on the internet 55. waiting for: mental stability 56. want: a hug, to sleep, money 57. get married: idk. 58. career: future things are Iffy WHICH IS BETTER 59. hugs or kisses: hugs 60. lips or eyes: eyes 61. shorter or taller: shorter 62. older or younger: older i guess 63. nice arms or nice stomach: i do not care 64. hook up or relationship: relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker HAVE YOU EVER: 66. kissed a stranger: ive never kissed anyone 67. drank hard liquor: yes 68. lost glasses/contact lenses: no i am Responsible 69. turned someone down: uhhh yea? i think 70. sex on the first date: no 71. broken someone’s heart: i don’t know 72. had your heart broken: yeah 73. been arrested: nope 74. cried when someone died: i cried when carrie fisher died but i think thats it 75. fallen for a friend: yeah DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 76. yourself: nah 77. miracles: i dont know ? 78. love at first sight: nah 79. santa claus: i only remember not believing in him but trying to tell my brother he was real so we would all get more presents 80. kiss on the first date: i mean i guess? idk this is a weird thing to believe in 81. angels: i don’t not believe in them OTHER: 82. current best friend’s name: idk 83. eye colour: greenish blue 84. favourite movie: hm the princess bride and/or lotr trilogy

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surveyjunkie · 7 years

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Are you and the last person you kissed in a relationship or just friends? We’re in a relationship.

What was the worst night of your life, or the night you have been scared the most? I was freaking out the other night when Josh and I got locked out of the apartment at like 1 AM. It was dark and freezing outside and neither of us had our phones or anything. I ended up calling 911 from the emergency phone outside but they said they couldn’t do anything about it, then a locksmith but they needed a call back number, and both of my parents were in Chicago so they couldn’t come get us. By the grace of god Josh was able to use a debit card from his pocket to jimmy the front entrance door open and our next door neighbor was nice enough to let us into his place and use his phone. We ended up calling my insurance company to get my car open, because I realized I had my spare apartment keys in there. God, what a night.

Which do you prefer a kiss or hug? Kissss

Are you missing someone? Nah I just wish I was at home. <<

Do you want to say something to someone? Kind of, but I won’t. <–Yeah. <<

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? Yes

Why did you last smile? Text from Josh

Are you afraid of falling in love? I’m in love, so no.

Do you judge other people by the bands they like? No.

Ever wanted something, got it, and then no longer wanted it? A couple of video games and clothes. I make the mistake of buying things from the thrift store simply because they’re cheap and then end up donating them right back.

Do you tell people what they want to hear? I’m guilty of that.

Do you wake up easily in the morning, or do you like to sleep in? I don’t wake up easily at all. My alarm is set for 7:30 and I almost always snooze it until 8:05 then rush to work. I am by no means a morning person.

Have you been to an Emergency Room in the past three months? No

Do you like music? Can’t live without it.

Where do you wish you could hop on a plane and vacation to right now? Florida!

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? No idea, tons of times.

Are you a shy person or outgoing? Shy.

Would you go to California? In a heart beat.

What’s something you really want right now? To go home.

Anything you are looking forward to? Going home? Ha. <<

How is your heart? Fragile but good

The last person you held hands with go to your school? No.

Let’s test your memory, what were you wearing during your last kiss? The same thing I am now, a blue tank top, grey cardigan, black pants, black boots, plus a yellow scarf and coat.

Did anything bad happen to you in August? This. Question. Is. On. Every. Survey.

Have you given somebody more second chances than you can count? Yes

Has anyone ever pointed out that your laugh was unusual? No.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Again, this is on every survey

Would you get a lip piercing? No

Nose piercing? Yes

Did you sleep alone last night? Nope!

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous? Actually I just think it’s kinda funny, because it’s a rather pitiful thing to do. <<

The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them? A few.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? Can’t. I actually have to be here earlier tomorrow.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day? Maybe.

Someone knocks on your window at 2 am? They’re probably locked out like Josh and I were the other night, lolol.

Is there someone that knows how to make you smile? Yes

If you could seek revenge on someone would you? There’s no one I need to seek revenge on.

What are you currently waiting for? 3:15 PM

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like? No.

Is anything bothering you right now? I’m a little peeved about this dinner being scheduled at 4 because it means I have to make up hours tomorrow and Friday, but at the same time I’m happy to be leaving early because I don’t have anything to do today.

Do you even KNOW how to do the laundry? Yes...

Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now? Nooo.

Have any memories that you like to forget? There are lots.

What do you bite more, your tongue, lip, or cheek? Cheek, I can’t count the amount of times I’ve done that while chewing food. It sucks.

Do you love anyone at all? Yes.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Josh bo bosh

Would you ever change for anyone? Only to better myself

Do you think your ex has moved on and is happier with another person? I know he has a new girlfriend, but I have no idea if he’s happy. And honestly I don’t care if he is or isn’t, I’m just glad he’s out of my hair.

Is “because i was drunk” a good enough excuse for you? Sometimes, depends on what I did?

Where is the most romantic place to kiss someone, in your opinion? In the rain

Who did you last lay in bed with? Josh

When you were fourteen, what was your favorite song? LOLLL. I think “Deceptacon” by Le Tigre.

Do you repeat yourself often and not realize it? If I didn’t realize it, how would I know?

What are things you couldn’t live without? Music, beer, food, dogs.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? Fuuuuuuck

What three places in the world do you want to travel to? Peru, Italy, Ireland.

Do you have feelings for anyone? Yeah.

What’s the last show you watched? Fargo, the 2nd season. We finished the 1st season last night and ohhh maaaah gawd.

Have you ever experienced being in love? Yes.

How long ago did you hug someone? At first I thought this said “thug” someone and I was like huh? Haha but this morning.

Have you ever run over an animal? I hope not :/

Have you ever watched a movie in another language? Yes.

Have you ever experienced an airport hug? (Run and jump into their arms) When I was a kid.

When are you most likely to say something you don’t mean? When I’m joking around with friends. <<

Do you want an ex back? Noooo.

Have you chewed gum after someone else already has? God no.

What color are your nails? Nail-colored.

Have you ever found yourself worrying about commitment? Only when it comes to jobs and school, not relationships.

Who was the last girl you had a conversation with? Co-worker

Have you ever slept a whole day away? Yes.

Have you ever been called heartless? No, but I’ve been called cold. Which is odd to me, but okay.

Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Yes

When people sneeze do you say ‘bless you’? Yeah.

If you could spend 1 hour, 20 years in the future, would you? Yeah, I’d like to see how things turn out. And, I could win the lottery.

Are you dating the last person you talked to? Yes

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bloojayoolie · 5 years

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Bones, Cats, and Children: :ID# 55813 8YRS OLD 9.4 LBS BROOKLYN ANIMAL CARE CENTER SOURPATCH TO BE KILLED 3/7/19 Introducing the Only Sour Patch Who's Always Been Sweet! @BACC MY VIDEO: https://youtu.be/AIAuF-bbzZk SOUR PATCH, ID# 55813, 8 yrs old, 79.4 lbs, Brooklyn Animal Care Center, Large Mixed Breed Cross, White / Black Female, Owner Surrender Reason: she can no longer care for the animal due to her age Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 1 No young children (under 5) No cats Medical Behavior Rating: OWNER SURRENDER NOTES - BASIC INFORMATION: Sour patch is large mixed breed female dog. Approximately 8 years old and she is white with black spots. The previous owner's reason fro surrender is that she can no longer care for the animal due to her age. She previously lived with 1 adult. Around strangers Sour patch is a friendly dog, but she will need to be introduced. Around children Sour patch is a friendly dog, but she will need to be introduced, she will run up and play with children. Around other dogs she is fine, she will run and play with other dogs. Sour patch is not friendly around cats. Sour patch has no problem when having her food/ water bowls, toys or bones taken away from her as she is using them. Sour patch has no known bite history. She is housetrained and her energy level is described as medium. Other Notes: Sour patch does not mind being groomed, having her coat brushed or given a bath. She is very responsive to squeaky toys and she has been crate trained. Has this dog ever had any medical issues? No Medical Notes Sour patch has no known medical concerns For a New Family to Know Sour patch has never been left outside in the yard, she has been only indoors. Sour patch does not like the rain. Sour patch is used to having dry food once a day only at night. INTAKE NOTES – DATE OF INTAKE, 26-Feb-2019: Upon entering QRC Sour patch was wandering around the lobby area. When she was approached by the counselor she sat down and allowed the counselor to pet, collar, scan for a microchip and take profile picture. When she was going to be placed in a kennel she resisted but she was eventually led in the kennel. While she was in the kennel she sat down when the counselor would approach. BEHAVIOR NOTES: Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Owner surrender Previously lived with: 1 Adult Behavior toward strangers: Friendly upon introduction Behavior toward children: Friendly upon introduction, playful Behavior toward dogs: Playful Behavior toward cats: Unfriendly Resource guarding: None reported. Bite history: None reported. Housetrained: Yes Energy level/descriptors: Sour patch is reported to have a medium energy level Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Moderate pulling Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social, seeks contact, solicits attention Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Began to exhibit SM behavior and attempts to mount handler; mild anxiety exhibited Handling Soft handling: Panting, tail wagging, soft body, leans into handler Exuberant handling: Panting, tail wagging, soft body, moves to sitting position Handling comments: Distracted Arousal Jog: Engages in play loosely with handler Arousal comments: Knock Knock Comments: No response Toy Toy comments: Grips firmly PLAYGROUP NOTES - DOG TO DOG SUMMARIES: According to Sour Patch's owner, she is tolerant and she will run and play with other dogs. 2/27: When off leash at the Care Center, Sour Patch is introduced to a novel male dog. She greets the male and initially wanders the pen. Sour Patch and the male exchange a face to face greet but she begins to lip curl when the greet becomes prolonged. She does not escalate further due to handlers interruptions. INTAKE BEHAVIOR - Date of intake: 26-Feb-2019 Summary: Wanders, allowed all handling, initially resisted being put in kennel, but settled MEDICAL BEHAVIOR - Date of initial: 27-Feb-2019 Summary: Social, allowed all handling, barked and pulled towards cats in kennels BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: Level 1 Behavior Asilomar H - Healthy Recommendations: No young children (under 5) No cats Recommendations comments: No young children: Sour Patch is highly social, but has been observed to display mild anxiety and over-stimulation during her interactions in the care center. As a result, it is recommended that she be placed in a home with no young children to ensure her success. We advise safe and appropriate management when handling Sour Patch, as well as utilizing guidance from a qualified, professional trainer/behaviorist. No cats: Due to observed reactivity to cats in the care center, we advise Sour Patch be placed in a home without cats. Potential challenges: Anxiety MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 3-Mar-2019 Progress Exam History: 2/27/19: Owner surrender. Moderate dental disease. Mammary glands developed and lactating. Noted 3 firm dermal masses, one on head, 2 on LHL. Otitis externa AU and head tilt also noted. Cleaned AU and started enrofloxacin. Lateral abdominal radiograph: No fetal skeletons, no abnormalities noted. Likely false pregnancy. 2/28: ACS noted greenish brown vaginal discharge today, also vomited once. CBC: Very mild anemia (hematocrit 37% (37.3-61.7%)), mild leukocytosis 19.22 (5.05-16.76), neutrophilia 16.18 (2.95-11.64). Chemistry: All values WNL T4: 1.7 (1-4), WNL Unable to perform FNAs of lymph nodes and masses due to microscope malfunction Continuing to monitor general wellness Subjective: BAR, no coughing/sneezing/vomiting/diarrhea Objective: Cageside exam performed. Eyes: Clear bilaterally, no discharge Nasal Cavity: No nasal discharge. Lungs: Eupneic U/G: Female intact. No discharge noted during exam today. Musculoskeletal: Ambulatory x 4 with no appreciable lameness. BCS = 6/9 Integument: Unremarkable haircoat. Neuro: Appropriate mentation. Head tilt to the left, unchanged from previous exams. Assessment: Cutaneous masses- r/o benign masses vs neoplasia - Head tilt - r/o peripheral disease vs primary neurologic disease < infectious/inflammatory v vascular incident v neoplasia> -Lymphadenopathy r/o reactive LN (unflammation, infection) vs neoplasia -Vulvar discharge- r/o heat cycle vs vaginitis v less likely pyometra Prognosis: Fair Plan: Continue Enrofloxacin 10 mg/kg PO q24h until 3/13, then reassess head tilt Recommend FNA/histopathology of masses, FNA of lymph nodes with New Hope placement 27-Feb-2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 8yrs Microchip noted on Intake? no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History: O/S due to getting up in age and can no longer care for dog Subjective: Dog is BARH Observed Behavior - immediately social, allows all handling with minimal restraint, had to move to other room due to dog pulling towards and barking at cats in cages Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective T = NA P = 90 R = pant BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears brown waxy debris AU, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: Grade 2-3/4 dental dz PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: Female intact, mammary glands developed and lactating MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, approx 2-3cm dermal masses - one on head, two on LHL, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - dog has head tilt to the left Rectal: Externally normal Assessment: Lactating DDx: False pregnancy, Open Masses DDx: Cyst(s), other benign or malignant tumor(s) Head tilt DDx: Otitis interna, Open Prognosis: Fair-Good Plan: Took lateral abdominal radiograph to confirm dog is not pregnant - no fetal skeletons seen. Start Enrofloxacin 136mg - 3 tabs PO q24h x 2wks, then reassess head tilt. Recommend rescue placement. OHE should be delayed until after clinical signs of false pregnancy have resolved. SURGERY: Permanent waiver due to age https://www.nycacc.org/adopt/sour-patch-55813?fbclid=IwAR01iLaJTk_wak1yeLtfGtoJyaQHJcMvDGPYbbRIsLoXBa3OgcHDz1yMogo HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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