#you give me the actual ICK

[lnkedmyheart]

Kpop stans look at idols that have lived together for nearly a decade being genuinely affectionate with each other and scream queerbait and then declare the most cringey ass fanservice and actual ship bait to be evidence of them being gay and supportive of lgbt rights.

#“these two have something going on for sure” #“they have the whole lgbt community supporting them” #and they are the companybassigned ship being shoved into vaguely romantic videos for a massive cashgrab #that's literally just there to sell fuckass overpriced creams and the damned merch just for these 2 is double the price of full group album #but oh no #they are totes real #its not like the company saw an opportunity to exploit the queer market and the deranged unhinged psychotic shippers #and went oh yes let us sell 3 variations of this fuckass useless merch that comes with cardboard pieces and a half empty bottle of cream #no like ya'll know who you are #you know exactly which shippers I am talking about #never EVER interact with me #you give me the actual ICK #your previous fave ship isnt some fucking lgbt queens for faking an entire relationship bullshit for clicks #they aren't doing anything groundbreaking #and let me just say this #none of you shippers give a flying fuck about actual lgbt idols who are struggling in the industry #at all #you only give a shit abiut your fave being gay and fucking the other member you ship them with the rest of the people can rot #to the point that any threat to your real person ship means you start slandering or shitting on this other person #and I genuinely hope you stub your toe every 5 minutes and never find a comfortable sleeping position #oh and for the record #no actual lgbt idol is going to do the kind of bs your fave company assigned ship is doing #you know why? cause its career suicide in a place like that #do you not know what happened to Holland? or Maman? Do you remember what happened to Lady? oh that's right you never cared. nvm

[subpar-celestial]

I HATE when fanfic writers villainize certain characters so they can make their fic more angsty, or so they can have a canon couple break up to do their ship.

like some teen wolf writers got me defending Scott and I don't even particularly like Scott.

THERES SO MANY OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GO ABOUT ITTTT!!!!

If you want conflict between characters you can DO THAT without having to make one the devil.

Also there's many ways to get your ship going even if a character is in a canon relationship without making their partner like abusive or toxic or whatever. YOU COULD EVEN MAKE IT SO THEY WERE NEVER DATINGGGG!!! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LITERALLY ENDLESSSSS!!!!!!

#fanfiction #fanfic #fanfic writing #fanfic writers #teen wolf #scott mccall #like its an instant ick #has me immediately clicking off #its so irritating when it sounds like a good plot #then i click and you got them acting all ooc #JUST TO GIVE YOUR BLORBO ANGST #like i love stiles like any other girl #but hes got enough angst WITHOUT YOU HAVING THE PACK KICK HIM TO THE CURB #i just dont think theyyyy wouldddd #i love when the pack is tight knitttt #like an ultra form of found family #i also just love Scott and Stiles stupid dude bro relationship #its cuteeee #WHY WONT YOU JUST LET THEM BE BEST BUDSSS #rant post #rant that doesn't actually matter but has been on the mind as of late

[clownprince]

idk maybe i'm just mad people dislike my Special Little Guy but like... the way that jarley shaped cultural perceptions of joker as a character (read: established the idea of him as a domestic abuser (of his female partner) furthering the associations with gendered violence/general misogyny that were (primarily) started by tkj/tdkr) feels homophobic in a way that's difficult to articulate

#just thinking thoughts #i actually don't mind when people dislike him bc like. he's overused or like. just not personally interested in him #it's moreso when people dislike him bc of the things he's done in canon #and i can understand being put off by harmful actions performed by characters in fiction i get it #like certain characters give me the ick for that reason. although it has to be pretty egregious. (e.g. slade wilson. he freaks me out lmfao) #but it just. frequently seems to be the same ppl who equate fictional morality with real-world morality #just makes me cringe seeing ppl posting their violent fantasies of like. killing him (specifically Because of his moral transgressions) #esp in the sense of revenge/bc it's what he “deserves” #like... you guys realize how much his queerness is linked to his immoral actions right... #and especially to gendered violence #like you do realize that he's a token example of a queer-coded villain the Point of which is to y'know like #get people to associate immorality with queerness #and you're just eating that shit up... #idfk. anyway #joker

[greensaplinggrace]

so glad im not in the bg3 fandom because all i see from it are bad takes, an absurd amount of entitled behavior, and incorrect character hate for literally every single character

#like i dont vibe w halsin myself but if he gives you the ick because hes poly maybe you should examine that #also 90% of anything anybody says about astarion is just wrong #anyways playing the game rn is so liberating because now i can finally say i was right all along. that fandom sucks ass #the game on the other hand is actually very good #and all of these characters fuck heavily #cant believe yall had me thinking astarion was uninteresting because of fandom woobifying him #like i want to study him under a microscope sooo bad #also laezel is SUCH a charming character #and wyll is so damn good #everyone in your party is so complex and well written #and for what #this game doesnt deserve this fandom #myramblings #negative #lmfao

[fideidefenswhore]

Olga H?

Said smth to the effect of Henry irrevocably denigrated the status of queenship by starting the precedent of ‘discarding’ (so… annulling his marriage with?) Catherine of Aragon and Jane Seymour is unduly blamed for it .

Which like, might be true … were that the first royal annulment… ever? Or even of that century or the previous? (It was not.)

#She and Mackay are tight and im not really a fan of her either tbf … #the chapuys apologism gives me the ick #anon #‘Double standards! 😭’ i realllly don’t think that’s what double standards … means …. #they’re judged differently because they had different results #it’s not actually terribly complicated . sorry if you’re butthurt because you identify with one > the other .

[strawberrysapphocake]

So I’ve been reading through all the posts after a day off of bb tumblr and… goddamnit I KNEW I never should have trusted a man named Jared, no matter how legendary his mom is 😒.

#bb25 #bb25 jared #bb25 cirie #cbs big brother #it’s already been said several times by funnier people than me but #CIRIE COME GET YOUR SON #Also Blue sweetie PLEASE get yourself as far away from him as possible #just… ICK #Any man that refers to all women collectively as “females” is immediately on my shit list #Apologies to any actually decent people named Jared out there #Y’all shouldn’t have to deal with these kinds of fuckers giving you a bad name

[p0patochisps]

Something something I spent half an hour of my life scrolling through a character tag and the vast majority of them were like

THIS CONTAINS _____ WHICH YOU FILTERED OUT BLAH BLAH BLAH.

because I do not like the fandoms specialest little ship. Nuh uh.

Shits tragic, I just want to see silly fanarts of a silly little guy dammit tumblr!

#in case anyone was wondering #it was the sidon (zelda) tag. #i do not like sidlink #i dont really like sidon ships in general #they all feel off ig? idk why. #not much of a shipper tbh tho #sidlink just feels double weird because imagine seeing your dead older sisters fiance that you havent seen since you were a really small #child and just being like. i want to go out with that one #not to mention that half the time shippers dont actually appreciate sidon as a character and just treat him like 'sexy shark twink bf' #idk most of the ship stuff gives me the ick #no shame if you like it ig but its really not for me #still sad i have to really dig for anything unfiltered though #(this wont show up on ths ship tag right? I really hope it doesn't because there's nothing i hate more than clogging up tags with critisism) #Anyway apologies #ig we fandom posting tonight

[itsfootballbih]

…

#marcus rashford #manchester united #oh my days #Melanie I love you but that tattoo gives me the ick #only thing missing is his gorgeous curls😩 #hoochie daddy shorts #thighs all out #biceps lookin big asf #the things this man does to me #he actually has no room left on his body #if he gets a neck tat I’ll lose it

[ch0sene]

btw in my world halsin himself speaks to any partner of tav's that is potentially entering into a poly dynamic with them, whether they discussed that as a triad or a v - really, in my world, they all three of them sit down and talk about it together to air any reservations and/or misconceptions. if there is ever anything less than enthusiastic consent given for the negotiated arrangement, he will recuse himself, expressing his best wishes for the couple.

#* ooc. #the way he's written in canon sometimes reminds me of someone i knew in my hometown and oh it gives me the ick. #the appearance of a poly/kink savant but when you actually hold a mirror up to the meat of what's going on... it's missing a lot #some of that is constraints of the medium i understand #but i hate Particularly in the case of karlach how... you cannot communicate to him any of the complexity in her position on the matter #and he doesn't care. 'she said yes? great no further questions LET'S FUCK TONIGHT' #it's... he should have the emotional awareness to know that there's a lot more discussion to have when these people are new to it #when they don't get it instinctively like he does

[moomoomooing]

someone needs to bail me out of class for the next too days and lock me in solitary so i can finally have some alone time and properly cry

#mmmmmmm my roommate has many habits that drive me insane #and im too scared to tell her off despite knowing holding it in will absolutely make me feel worse and worse #also i spilt ramen sauce all over my shit and on a white shirt i love so #one more thing to add to the cry abt list #also weird rant now #my moms given me such a bad fucking relationship with money food and gifts #and suddenly shes been so nice to me now that if feels suspicious #which is a really bad fucking thing to feel about your own mom #she got me cupcakes???? theyre being sent/for pickup via my college dining program which i didnt even know you could do #but idk why she did it in the first place nor why she didnt do it for my birthday if she did it at all? #anyways times like this makes me wish i was way more emotionally avaliable and less emotionally constipated #but i vent enough abt shit already that i feel like im whining and complaining more than anything so #a genuine hug from one of my friends or smth that doesnt immediantly give me the ick #bc i genuinely hate that it can happen to me for literally any of my friends #anyways a genuine hug would make me break down crying immediantly #this has been my rant of the day and my horror upon realizing i think one of my irl college friends actually follow me #hi if youre reading this #no you didnt

[abitohoney]

I made this instead of studying

Studying is for chumps. (Not really. Kids please stay in school, study, drink your milk, yada yada.)

Oh my gosh, I can't decide if that is cute or terrifying! Is that a spider with an extra pair of legs... with pincers?! Or is it a crab with really long legs? Or both? A crabider? A spidab? Whatever it is its face is adorable! I want to give it a party hat and little bows on each leg. I want to name it Sir Charles the Fourth. (Let's not discuss what happened to its three predecessors. They looked a little too much like spiders.)

Thank you for sharing your artwork admiral!

#spider tw #I guess? #unless it's a crab #I think it's a crab #I'm actually terrified of spiders #they give me the biggest ick #unless you make them cute #but if honey has enemies they can easily take her down with spiders #too many legs #snakes are fine #they have zero legs

[pepper-steam-milkshake]

artistic rendition of my nail under the cut

i call this one “ooch eech ouch och”

made in iphone notes with my index finger of my poor fucking pinky finger which shall never recover and ill likely have to amputate (/overdramatic)

also fvedyazai NOT THE AO3 WRITER CURSE TAG SHHHHHSUSHSHSHUSHSHHSHSH NOOOOOOO GOD

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 man.

anyways happy new years in uhhhh (checks watch) 47 minutes? yeah that sounds right. cheers

#original post #cw gore #who the FUCK has been using cw blo0d blo #when i get you. when i fucking get you. thats not what it THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS #KILLS YOU WITH MY MIND /not actually im just in severe pain and tired and ill and exhausted #yeah but anyways i literally went to try and clip it shorter and it fucking hurt. so. #im kinda like ‘the fuck do i do now’ #thats almost half my nail man. thats gonna take so fucking long to grow back. what if i die first huh #cw blood #like its not realistic but yk #i didnt want to subject yall to the picture of my nail bc idk bout yall but it just gives me the ick

[rubberbandballqueen]

also, the kids found a nest with a dead bird on the ground today, and they started yelling abt it n drawing all the other kids over, so i had to actually switch into the Authority Figure Voice(tm) with them so that they wouldn’t like. literally desecrate its body by kicking it around for funsies

#in general i'm just not really all that keen on using Authority Voice on children or people in general #probably bc growing up i got told a lot that i can sound really scary! actually scratch that during argumentative speeches #my prof was like 'i didn't wanna stop you outright bc it felt like you were going to snap at n kill me if i did' n i was like #'oh my god i'm so sorry no feel free to stop me whenever; it's just acting' so even Very Recently i have been told i have frightening energy #but i think mostly i don't like using it on kids bc. well. yeah i feel like it'll make them scared of me n i don't want that #like they're children. i'm not going to kill them. i'm not going to skin them alive. i hardly give punishments in general #but they're old enough to associate Authority Voice with massive trouble. like i can feel it in my bones too when i use it n i don't like it #it makes me feel like the kind of adult i'd have hated n resented the most growing up n it just makes me feel kinda ick #but at the same time it has its uses! like if it was just one to... mm i'd say like three or five kids i'd be cool w/just like #backing them up n then talking to them abt safety precautions when handling dead bodies but otherwise letting them get sticks n poke at it #but there were like five there at the start n then like five more were coming over so i was like. 'mm. cutting this short rn' #esp when one kid started kicking at the body w/o an ounce of reverence. like dude wtf why are you punting bird corpses around #but yeah i can't blame them for their curiosity; n i don't want to teach them that death is scary or dirty or anything #but wild animals can carry diseases and these kids are less than ten years old. i've seen how they handle things. they have no grace #anyway. yeah. long day at work today. #the worm speaks

[navree]

one day there's gonna be a crime drama on television, or a movie about an investigation of a crime, and it's gonna be fucking normal about the concept of journalism and reporters, i'm speaking that into existence rn

#personal #always gives me a bit of an ick when crime dramas are all 'and here's a reporter they're the worst being to have ever breathed in oxygen' #like hmmm i don't think that's true actually and i find it weird that you're making it like that #'at this newspaper we work WITH the police' that's an actual quote a journalist said to a cop in a show i watched #honestly i'd lose trust in a newspaper so fast if they were going around saying that they're hand in glove with cops #i like my journalism to be independent thank you very much #and listen i'm a democratic political operative as a career i've worked on campaigns #trust me i get fed up with journalists probably more than a lot of people #that doesn't mean that this uncritical 'the cops are good and journalists are scum of the earth' thing all crime dramas do #isn't annoying as all hell to me