#you know he screamed like a girl

[obsob]

lady amber my beloved

#mine #rote #fitz and the fool #amber i would die for u #this was going to be a fools quest beloved but unfortunately the short hair was rlly bad so shdhsdbd #au in which everything is the same but beloved kept their beautiful long locks #honestly fools quest is simultaneously the hardest and funniest rote book to read #like on the one hand everything is awful. on the other hand people hve told fitz hes cringe for being depressed like 5 times its so funny #also when fool said ash made a convincing girl and fitz said 'you would know' FITZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i screamed girl ur so funny #anyway . this drawing gave me so much grief i drew it last week and only this evening had time 2 colour it ooooaug #moving tomorrow good lord !!! im not convinced i can get everything in the car but my mum says we can so.....i believe her i guess #im so stresed. also i think my printer is just going to be like. raw dogging it in th car bc we dont hve a box big enough so KJBKSDJBK #anyway hve a nice evening!

[jasontoddssuper]

Free Percy Jackson,Jason Todd and Hobie Brown from the Swiftie boyfriend allegations

Edit:Hp/Marauder's Era fans liking is Wild.You're literally Switfies in book nerd form

#no because i was in percy's selfship tag and i was literally chanting 'please no new switfie posts please no new switfie posts' #and wouldn't you FUCKIN' know it THERE was one.LEAVE HIM ALONE HE'D LITERALLY BEAT HER ASS HE'S CANONICALLY POOR AND DISABLED #and jason?????he screams mcr and green day and the metal genre and if he liked indie girl shit it would be actual ones not wannabes #i don't need to say anything about hobie but i don't even selfship with him romantically(that's my baby brother and son figure) #but i'm constantly slapped in the face with him.percy is punk-coded hobie is the embodiment of black punk youth and jason is a whole slashe #why would they listen to the goddess of white privilige.gimme literally one reason i quadruple dog dare you #percy jackson #jason todd #hobie brown #anti taylor swift #pjo #hoo #batfam #ditf #lost days #utrh #rhato #teen titans:damian edition #dead sidekicks force #new ember days #lego batman/superman:family matters #spiderverse #atsv #btsv #spiderman #black percy #latino percy #afrolatino jason supremacy #letters from summer #x reader

[earlgodwin]

the irony of cesare slutshaming juan for sleeping in brothels had me with tears in my eyes considering his very first scene in the show is him rawdogging a prostitute like his life depended on it...like babygirl we see you!!!

#like they're such whores i'm screaming!! but also so on brand when you think of it. since the real ones both were fucking sancia byeee #i believe the scene where cesare fucks that girl is just a glimpse of the show adapting the Real cesare's General Manwhorishness™ though! #if you're the borgia family enthusiast you already know that cesare has sired 7 illegitimate kids because of his romantic exploits lmao #cesare borgia i love your hypocritical ass fr like yessss #also love their rivalry so much because there's cesare who always wanna one-up juan in every aspect and be seen as the serious and driven #which is true about the hypercompetent and ambitious part!! but he fulfills his duty in the family in ways that are not conventional #meanwhile with juan...he fully embraces his hedonism and isn't ashamed of it. while he's aware that cesare outdo him in everything... #the only thing he has over cesare is his position as a gonfaloniere!! so he winds cesare up with flexing it!!! #the difference is cesare is as much as he hollers about doing everything for the family...he pretty much does it mostly for selfish reasons #his desperation for juan's position and rodrigo's attention made him sabotage the family more than persevering it etc #while juan is genuine but is reckless and incompetent but he Really tries yk? he really does! but he spiraled bc he feels weak and insecure #oh well both brothers are idiots in their own ways #i miss them fr #cesare borgia #juan borgia #the borgias #juan and cesare #text post

[dostyaak]

I HATE how the "Ranmaru-wanting-to-pu-Joe'sAI-On-Himself" thing ins't talked about in the game

Like, Ranmaru just straight up addmited "Oh by the way, I tried to GET RID OF MYSELF just so there's a chance of Sara liking me", and NOT A SINGLE SOUL said anything about it, not even SARA, she just listened and DIDN'T SAID ANYTHING??

SARA, SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING! PLEASE!

#YTTD #Your Turn To Die #Ranmaru Kageyama #AKRant #Like for real #I just wanted to get that out of my chest #I was playing YTTD with my friend on a Discord call. And I got so confused when he said that #AND GOT EVEN MORE CONFUSED WHEN SARA DIDN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT??? #LIKE GIRL ARE YOU SERIOUS?? #DO ANYTHING! SCREAM! CALL HIM “STUPID”! I DON'T KNOW! JUST REACT! #I'm fine #I'm calm #I'm ok #This part just makes me notice how dense Sara can be sometimes

[ickypuppi3]

girls when they think about billy hargrove’s freckles

#billy hargrove #calling myself a girl but in a camp way #billy would get it #tell me you understand #tell me it’s not just me #there’s something #about them ​that makes me absolutely unhinged #i DONT KNOW what it is #it’s an actual problem #billy in that scene by the pool #ignore literally everything else and look at his face #sobbing #he’s just so pretty #me when there’s a fic and steve’s like ‘omg you have freckles’ literally screaming & crying #someone should kiss them maybe probably #(steve) #it happened actually idc #that’s what s3 was about #ickyspeaks

[seariii]

I want to buy the agent 24 zine but I don't have 70 dollars plus shipping laying around *crying*

#DONT LOOK DOWN HERE PLEASE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #i thought i would've probably been able to afford it but im probably not getting shit until later this month #*looks at my dad* .... NO! SEARI! IS TOO MUCH MONEY! #I MEAN I COULD STILL TRY! HE ALWAYS SPOILS ME! #NO! DONT! *sprays water with spray bottle* #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cries* #..... does brother have money? #STOP THAT STOOOOP #IM SORRY OKAY #seari talks #more like she screams #i will still ask. i hate you #might delete later #because im ashamed of people knowing this side of me JAJAJAJAJJAJAJA look im a daddy's girl its his fault

[todayisafridaynight]

seeing info only about the kiryu and majima statuettes but absolute radio silence on the ichi one is utterly sending me. Theyre hiding the fact theyre gonna make ichi pale as a cracker again

#snap chats #theyre in the lab making a skin tone with melanin in it for once im SCREAMING #JUST LET ME SEE MY BOY PAINTED LET ME SEE HOW BAD THE DAMAGE IS #whether i spend $150 is entirely dependent on if ichi is pale or not and im so serious its why i didnt get his plushie #anyways i got hate crimed today i was getting lunch with my dumbass friend WHICH. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I DO #CAUSE WE JUST SIT IN DEAD SILENCE AND SHES TERRIBLE AT CONVERSATION RIGHT anyway. #we were getting lunch and her prof ask her like ‘oh are you on a date <3’ like prof i would rather kms !!!! then go on a date with this gir #literally my biggest fear i hope people dont think we’re dating id actually drop out #‘snap you make her sound awful’ because she is and i dont feel bad about bullying her anymore NO LISTEN #WE WERE PLAYING Y7 LAST NIGHT AND SHE BUTT DIALS HER FRIEND. LIKE A DUMBASS. #AND DEADASS ME AND HER FRIEND JUST TALK ON HER PHONE ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE SUCKS.. WHILE SHES SITTING RIGHT THERE. #i felt so validated cause everything he was complaining about id complain about like oohhhh my god i should meet him #hes the guy that called me that invincible character. and mystery man. i think i talked about this already wait— #ITS STILL FUNNY TO ME IDC ive never felt so seen in my life. why an i friends with this girl idk we’ll figure out one day #right now i want. ichi statue to be real and tanned #ok bye i have class soon

[pettydisco]

I was down at the docks today and to my joy these boats were across from another

#i can totally see kim and harry drinking together having a silly night out #after harry recently told kim he thinks he's a lil trans fem #and kim wanted to support him but not knowing how #is like #slow down you..you tequila girl #and harry just stares at him while the skills are screaming in his head #anyway i have a migraine and about to vom goodbye #pettythots #disco elysium

[itspileofgoodthings]

.

#former older schoolmate/business girl I still follow on Instagram is engaged #and I’m sooooooo happy for her #like seriously I will CRY if I think about it too much #she’s so beautiful as a person and has always been so loving and kind #and also she went through several stages of almost being a nun and it never quite working out #and she’s just lived a whole LIFE ya know? #and now she’s engaged!!! #and she seems so happy! and you know WHAT #he is C U T E #and it is just never what anyone would have predicted for her or at least what I never thought would happen #and anyway me and my sisters have been following her on insta and tracking this love story from afar #and we all just had a scream in the group chat about it

[agp]

forreal tme and tma is kinda dumb. thats like the terfs saying amab and afab as misogyny exempt and misogyny affected. exactly like them! why do we do identity politics so lazily?

#theres a middle conversation here thats so important #it just sucks that they insist this is all some kind of privilege?? fuck you cis white girls!!! #its a loss of life to be excluded from the experience of misogyny while experiencing it full blast like this #when i got my nose broken that was transmisogyny alison #when you defended me once on the street #from a stranger who very politely told me hey do you mind and i said whats up #and he said the world isnt ready for your outfit and i was like yeah but wig lol #and ALI ABSOLUTELY STARTED SCREAMING AT THE GUY ADDJSKKEJSKS #i was just in skinny short shorts and a skimpy pink striped top #mightve had a bra on who knows #short short hair i had done a buzzcut that spring #AND HE WAS RIGHT AND I APPRECIATED THE INPUT FFS LIESEL COME ON BITCH #CUT YOUR HAIR ALREADY I KNOW THE WORLD ISNT READY FOR IT BUT MAYBE YOU ARE YOURE A REALLY CUTE BUTCH #SORRY I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN AAAAAAAAA

[rabble-dabble]

it took a lot of thinking to settle on knowing if i was a trans guy but what really solidified it to me was being unable to live with the thought of dying as anything but an old man. i can't imagine not having grey facial hair and old faded top surgery scars and maybe grandchildren who call me "grandpa". i just cant live with the thought of my gravestone having "daughter, wife, aunt, niece, grandmother," carved into it along with the name of a stranger. they can't ask me to die as a her. They won't kill me as a her. they wont bury me as a her. Its not fair. They can carve the wrong name into stone and dig up my bones and say "this skeleton makes a woman" but i assure you i'm going to die as a man with the name those close to my heart know me by. and i'm going to live long enough to meet him, the future version of me, because if theyre gonna try to bury me as a woman theyre gonna have to try and kill the man in me to do it. and ill cackle from my casket knowing they had to try to erase me in death because i wouldnt let them do it while i was alive. I wouldnt let them.

#text post #rabble poetry #transgender #trans #trans boy #i think about the high lgbtqia death rates and like. my parents having to bury me #if they try to bury me as a woman (which is likely) ill come back to haunt their lives. ill curse them beyond the grave #my friends would fight for me i think. i believe. even if my parents try to bury me as a daughter my friends would know better. i was a son #i like to think my spirit will go down kicking and screaming. dad if you see my pride flags and bury me as your daughter i hope i haunt you #i killed her actually. something something that one trans post about 'actually yeah your misgendered child IS dead. i took them over' #there is no daughter here. not anymore. she died and came back a son #also just something about living long enough to become old. to become wrinkled. to have a family and a lineage. #'yeah grandpa rabble was born a girl but he's always been grandpa' #at least if im buried in a dress or something i lived as i did #they can try and erase the boy in me but i already lived as him. HA. take that #they can try and bury me but they'll never be able to bury me alive. they'll never bury who i was to me. #ill die as i am. a trans gay bi man. and they can wring the satisfied life from my cold dead wrinkled hands

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I KEEP GETTING RECOMMENDED SO MANY DRAMIONE TWEETS HELP

I don't understand where they're all cOMING FROOMM why do they all HATE ASTORIA WHAT DID MY GIRL DO TO YALL BFFR LEAVE HER ALONE 🗣🗣

#i barely even use twitter man #but i keep getting them pushed towards me WHY #if you ship dramione then good for you idc‼️but i did not ask for all these tweets and why are half of them allergic to respecting astoria😭 #the amount of dramione shippers who make astoria an arranged marriage who dies after giving birth and never mention her again is just 💀💀 #im going to scream put some RESPECT ON MY GIRLS NAME #if youre gonna include scorpius in the fic or headcanon or whatever THE ONLY THING I WILL ACCEPT IS THEY HAD A LOVING MEANINGFUL MARRIAGE #‼️WHICH THEY DID‼️ #and then she dies like canon 🙄🙄 and draco spends ages grieving BUT ALWAYS KEEPS ASTORIA IN THE PICTYRE TALKS ABOUT HER THINKS ABOUT HER #ESPECIALLH AROUND SCORPIUS THAT IS HIS WHOLE MUM OKAY #SHE IS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE #and then 🙄🙄 i guess 🙄🙄 hes allowed to heal and move on BUT HE STILL BETTER KNOW SHE IS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AND SHE WILL BE MENTIONED AT #EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT 🤺🤺🤺🤺 #i saw one tweet which was like omg arranged marriage astoria she dies rught after giving birth and then HERMIONE SATRTS BABYSITTING!!! 😝😍 #AND THEN SCORPIUS CALLS HER MAMA 🤭🤭🤭 AND DRACOS LIKE OMG SO TRUE SHE BASICALLY IS HIS MOTHERR #when i tell you i felt so much rage #AND ASTORIA WAS NOT MENTIONED AT ALL SINCE THE FIRST PART OF ARRANGED MARRIAGE GAVE BIRTH DIED LIKE EXCUSE ME #SHUT UP???????? #im still mad can you tell #the treatment of women in hp both canon and fanon tbh is my roman empire i will never not be thinking about it #it makes me so so angry #and all the replies to it were like omg so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺 hermiones his mum now! #dracos in love now!! 🥺🥺🥺 #shut the FUCK UP #i know a lot of it is caused by the fact we know jackshit about astoria because her treatment in canon is not much better but plz 😭😭 #yall made the marauders fandom outta nothing and you cant use a little imagination to make sure astoria isnt just a FUCKING INCUBATOR?? #astoria greengrass you deserve so much better babygirl #astoria greengrass #hpcc #im scared to tag draco malfoy the stans might come for me #i am so god awfully sorry about the amount of tags here oh my days

[the-acid-pear]

Hands of hips looking down shaking my head I don't know how to sugarcoat this so I won't but signs is so much better than nope. I don't know how people even say the movie aged bad. I think the feelings they have for the director cloud their view (I don't even know how either of his names). You got a 1:30hs movie vs a 2hs movie (I'm cutting the 10 minutes of credit for both) where in one you are never bored and are gripped by emotions and the other where you sit waiting for anything to happen. Like I'm sorry but there's no fight here. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.

#luly talks #like i never questioned a thing ppl did during i got dizzy #holy fuck #um. fuck was i saying thst was a lot um #ah yeah. no aside from jupe everyone else is weak as fuck in nope writing wise. when angel was almodt getting killed i was there like 😐 #while i went thru a whole back and froth w Merrill from hating to loving him #signs has a lot of soul. AND A SOLID FUCKING MESSAGE. UNLIKE SOMEONEEE TELLING YOU TO KILL ONE OF A KID NON INVASIVE SPECIES #I'M SO MAD ABOUT WHAT THEY DID TO MY GIRL #AT LEAST THE ONE ALIEN THEY KILLED IN SIGNS WAS LIKE. *ONE*. #the rest of his kind just fucked off and also he was a PETTY ASSHOLE #so you know it's justified. bc whah they did in nope wasn't #im so mad i dont wanna be mad i wanna be happy thinking of a family who is shown to deeply love each other #nope wishes. #also the later has nothing scary at all like. it's a bit uncomfortable but 2002 alien man had me jumping in place screaming man. #saw a shadow outside its the fucking birthday alien coming to. touch my neck with his fingers or something. #last time this happened was when i watched the first evil desf #and before that it was the second coming #thah one fucked me up good #the bigger public is just wrong about horror movies but i get it. i get it like no one gets it.

[outlying-hyppocrate]

i look in the mirror. hello pretty boy. would you like to get stabbed

#random thoughts #he looks eager though he's clearly been sick. #enter enter enter enter the person who poet poetry people never-ending defending paradigms made to be broken #glass ceilings much too high make your knees buckle when you stare at the reflection so reflective of something that just makes sense #this plays a familiar song in my mind i used to pick garlic flowers let me do it with you by the seaside #pick the poet technical and other issues ensue #and i am doubled over screaming everything i feel for you #never hatred only love though i could hate so many people #people-pleaser undefeated and they said “take me to your leader” #as if i remember where that comes from but i am god now #i am everything and anything and nothing all at once #and i make people sick #most especially myself #sometimes it makes you wonder if i do it on purpose #i'd like to be an alcoholic like my father rather like he was #because he's doing well and i think he tries but i say this just because #i'm just a kid and i know nothing about the world of boys and girls #i am a mechanical emotional vampire who will crack your head open #upon the rocks of a beautiful tuscan beach and the lord of the flies at sea #he called to me and called me simon but i think we're out of reach #petticoats are for children and i used to be just 39 #that is not my age it is a number and a color #i associate it yellow because it used to be my favorite and i'm playing in the sand #i was 39 for a while but i care not to share the rest and everything is just a mess because i lie awake at night #wanting my hair back and a lover that will hold me #though the people need to be held so i will hold them by myself it's never me #but it always is i'm selfish even my mother says so #that's enough i'm overloaded sensorily overdosing #as we release ourselves we find it harder asking for help #no you don't need it all you need is to shut up and count to 12

[helpimstuckinafandom]

JUSTICE FOR DAVINA CLAIRE I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS FUCK OFF OH MY FUCKING GOD

#CAMI AND DAVINA GONE IN ONE EPISODE??!?!!?? #YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING FOR REAL #(davina perma died an episode later both they both died in one episode right before that) #also this season has been slacking on marcel and the ep post-davina's death kicked him up several notches #he said all the shit i take issue with about the always and forever family bs #he hit that shit out of the park #also camille's death being all about comforting klaus fucking pissed me off #it was until she was scared right at the end that it was more about her #and her last words COULD have beenthe immortality line. but then they had to have her bolster klaus again instead #at least we got others mourning her after #but davina???? #those bitchass ancestors forced her boyfriend to kill her then nearly shredded her soul #and she could've been resurrected. but of course fucking family came first #she had to die screaming for mercy alone as the ancestors tried to carve her soul from fucking existence #(and though i'm mad at elijah and freya for it it makes sense for them to do it #(what pissed me off was them and klaus then telling marcel that they were justified and he should just suck it up and understand) #(like no take the consequences let the man mourn) #(freya claiming family to kol too like girl i don't know you. and this 'family' loves you more than it ever loved me) #(y'all only love me on my deathbed) #(if being family means we kill each other's partners [which happens time and time again] then fuck being in this family) #like i don't actually want the mikaelsons dead. but also i hope super vampire marcel kills you all #hope kol gets away from you people because you are not family to him. you aren't. #but mostly davina. poor fucking davina #her and kol are my bonnie and enzo - finally finding someone who will choose them not just use them #only for death at the hand of allies #davina clair was an abused teenager you all used and who justifiably hated y'all #and she deserved more than to die like this. die basically three fucking times over still helping in the end #truly have not seen a witch this blatantly used and mistreated since the bonnie bennet #davina claire #the originals