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hellaephemeral · 9 months
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theory: sanji has a british accent in opla to show he is from a different place (the north blue) than the others of the crew
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Crowley: "💞 I am looking respectfully 💞"
Aziraphale: "🫦 I am looking like a whore 🫦"
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gojoest · 13 days
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thank you gojo satoru for your service
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thefuzzyaya · 1 year
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I believe that if Naruto or Sasuke were a girl, without changing a single thing in the manga, they would end up together in the end :/
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"average racing driver has 3 jobs" factoid actually just statistical error. average racing driver has 1 job. jobs stoff, who lives in a racing suit & has 10,000 jobs, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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actual-changeling · 4 months
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we should all be grateful that jack did not show up for the giggle because the SECOND he'd seen the bi-generation he would have started one big orgy and defeated the toy master with- *gunshots*
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incorrect-splatoon · 2 months
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All pearlina jokes can be sum up by:
Pearl: Say or do something stupid
Marina: I want to fuck with you until I collapse from exhaustion, this is not even a joke.
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witheredoffherwitch · 1 month
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Unpopular opinion time: Milly and Fabien's chemistry was better than any other on-screen couple from season 1. That ONE scene? 😙👌 Perfection!
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Alfred bribes zbruce to go to meeting with these. Dick (11yo) finds it childish.
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doomsdayoption · 1 year
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Monsignor John Pruitt from Midnight Mass is THE poor little meow meow and I will die on this hill.
Yeah, I understand all the others, but god, this one drank blood from the floor AND THEN THE ACTOR LITERALLY PROCEEDED TO COMPARE IT TO A KITTY DRINKING MILK.
You cannot get more meow meow than this.
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Aziraphale does not know that Ao3 exists, but if he did I am willing to bet that he would filter his searches using all the filthiest tags. Especially the dubcon ones. Aziraphale is insanely repressed and he's just praying and begging, at all times, for an external force to push him and Crowley together. So yeah, he would love all the sex pollen/the aliens made us do it/we fuck or we die fanfics.
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knownoshamc · 2 years
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Mike loves Will’s drawings because they are Will’s. I bet that even if Will was drawing stick figures for Mike, Mike would still have a big binder for them because Will drew something for him!!!
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brightestplanets · 2 years
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mastermind by taylor swift is hob gadling waiting for dream for 633 years, waiting in a pub then finding (or building depending on your personal hc) a new one to wait for him because he KNOWS he can make him fall in love with him he had a PLAN
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zeriq-5 · 2 years
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Fanon Michael afton // Canon Michael afton
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sacersanguis · 2 years
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Fandom~
superbat: friends to lovers, hurt/comfort, tragic lovers angst, "we understand each other but can never be together", "they deserves better than me" aka self esteem issues squared pain, miscommunication, slow making love kinda smut, 300k+ slowburn fic-
ghostbat: enemies to friends to "only we understand each other" to "we were destined for doom" to enemies to lovers, divorced parents vibes, unresolved sexual tension that can fill a ship, explicit smut, 300k+ porn with angsty plot they start fucking at 10k+, possible redemption but we don't know for who-
Reality ~
superbat: "I can fix him" fuckbuddies
ghostbat: "but I can make him worse uwu" fuckbuddies
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writingsheep · 1 year
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I want to have Celebrían in ROP. Because Galadriel would be such a Mama bear. More like Mama swan.
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