the-anti-pianist

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

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So this one time during 2020 my family and I were driving through Idaho and we saw a person dressed in full plague doctor aesthetic walking next to a dude in a gas mask and trench coat.

I want to get to know them, I think they’re cool.

#funny #funny stuff #good day #weird

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This reminds me of that time the joker met red skull and was like “ah yeah! Look at this cool killer! We are going to look so rad together!”

And before Captain America and Batman could find them the joker realized RS was a nazi he beat the crap out of him.

they should have let Scar be part of the big villain team up in the kingdom hearts series though, like they’re all at their evil meeting and Jafar or maybe Oogie Boogie wants to know why a regular lion is there and Maleficent’s like “oh, he’s a fascist”

#marvel #dc comics #the joker #I might be a a crazed lunatic but I’m an American crazed lunatic #batman #captain america #marvle dc team up

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Actually I am, it happened right around the time I realized God doesn’t hate people. And I nor anyone else is going to outer darkness for wanting to not wanting to suck dick.

ex mormons be like "teehee im trans and gay now! 🥰" great! are you gonna talk about the white supremacist rhetoric you internalized? no? hm.

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Congrats team!

It is 80 days till the anniversary of the sinking of the Submersible!

It hasn’t gotten any better!

#funny stuff #good day #funny #submersible #anniversary #congratulations #congrats team! #skeleton

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Every now and then I feel like writers make something obsessed with something slightly mundane and say that it drove them crazy for the plot and I feel like it’s unrealistic.

And then I think just a little too long about animation and realize Joey Drew was right.

#joey drew #reanimated #let’s bring back the dead #funny #funny stuff #author #bendy and the ink machine #bendy the dancing demon #bendy #weird questions #questions for the universe

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“Aces and aros don’t know the real struggles” yeah my foot

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O7

Thank you for making my childhood amazing ❤

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Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

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Time to question something about your life.

If you were a mythical creature who in your life would you tell?

#questions for the universe #weird thoughts #weird questions #weird stuff #questions #funny #funny stuff #good day #skeleton

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Might I suggest, a beloved stuffed animal?

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Reasons Why I want to be a skeleton

1. No skin = no skin care

2. No brain = no need to sleep

3. No digestive system = no need to eat

5. No mussels = no need to rest

6. No creature will be entirely comfortable with my presence

7. I’m a skeleton

#funny #funny stuff #good day #october #i wish i was a skeleton #cute skeleton #skeletons #skeleton #fantasy #fantastic #magic #beast

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He wasn’t scary in a hot vampire kinda way, he was scary in the-thing-in-the-woods-that-keeps-mimicking-human-speech kinda way.

#he scream #short horror story #vampire #monster #demon #writing trope #writing

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