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the-spades-ace · 2 years
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It’s Ace week! You know what that means! 
It’s time to unleash the result of all the extra energy we have from having limited attraction. It is time to unleash the asexual puns.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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These were the product of how excited I was over my first Cyberpunk Red character, Cass. They really hit home just how much you can improve artistically. 
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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Do you all have any recommendations for YouTube series like GinjaNinjaOwO’s PRISM and ABD Illustrates’s Concept Corner?
Those sort of “I ramble about my OCs while drawing them” speedpaints? I like to listen to them while drawing and have watched those two series so much that I thought I might as well give some new ones a try.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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I genuinely cannot comprehend what allo people mean about wanting to have sex with someone when you first meet them. Like, what? The same for love at first sight. What do you mean you love them, you know nothing about them?
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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For a little context before I post this (since I know that if I don’t, I will get even more nasty messages), I am an Asexual Aromantic-spectrum Biromantic Nonbinary person. As well, whenever I say asexuals/aromantics, I also mean all those in the spectrum of asexuality/aromanticism.
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If you exclude asexuals and aromantics from the LGBTQIA community, you’re acephobic/arophobic! (Yes, even if you are fine with them otherwise)
The A in the LGBTQIA community stands for asexuals and aromantics. It is a shame that many asexuals and aromantics don’t feel comfortable or welcome in the LGBTQIA community because you can’t get over the fact that not everyone is like you. You know, by doing that, you are being hypocrites, since you don’t like others that do the same thing to you and call them “homophobic”.   
If you exclude cishet asexuals and cishet aromantics from the LGBTQIA community, you’re acephobic/arophobic! (Yes, even if you allow in not-cishet aces and aros)
Cishet asexuals and cishet aromantics are part of the asexual and aromantic communities. That is a fact: one that not a single person in the asexual/aromantic communities disagrees with (at least that I have seen). Stop saying that “they are not queer enough to be in the LGBTQIA community”. That’s like saying that a lesbian is not queer enough to be in the LGBTQIA community because she’s not also trans. Sounds kind of stupid, doesn’t it? By saying this, you are again going back to the fact that asexuals and aromantics are not part of the LGBTQIA-A is for Asexual/Aromantic-community. 
Don’t be rude to others because you can’t accept the truth.
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Oh, and to all the acephobes and arophobes typing an angry reply right now, I don’t give a crap. Go ahead. All you are going to do is embarrass yourselves, and give me a chance to get practice giving funny comebacks to faulty logic.   
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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I’m so tired of the expectation that as a LGBTQIA person, I am expected to have fashion sense. Like, no, until last year, everyday I wore one of my 5 pairs of jeans, a t-shirt with a dumb pun on it, and a sweatshirt. I know I can’t be the only one with bad fashion sense. Where are the rest of you hiding?
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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The joys of being a horrible cook are that there are a lot of real incidences of the horrors of my food (like a time that I melted one of those microwave-safe plastic kids' plates by microwaving a single pancake for five minutes), so I can probably add in fake ones and no one would bat an eye. For example, "I have set the oven on fire", do know if it's the truth? No! Could it be the truth? Very likely!
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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We need to talk about this.
I am not going to say much because I do not feel that I have the right to, but as someone who plays Genshin Impact, we need to discuss more on this site about the issues being discussed in the #boycottgenshin on Twitter. I really recommend reading through some posts on the page yourself because they bring up some really important points that I cannot justly summarize here, but the issues are about more than just the financial aspect of Genshin, particularly with how they treated indigenous people, colorism, and pedophilia. Even if we can't do much, to turn a blind eye on these issues and the people suffering from them would be wrong. Please be respectful.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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"Here, queer, and full of fear" may be accurate, but I gotta say, "Gay and Confused" fits me to a t.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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The best thing about DnD is how ridiculous it can be. For example, instead of playing the actual campaigns I made as the DM, we played a one-shot turned campaign about gay pirates I made up as we went along. It was so dumb and chaotic. There were several different ships all named after the sexualities/genders of the captains, there was a kingdom of straights that enslaved people in the LGBT community, and somehow the plot ended up being "gay pirate captains need therapy".
So anyway, it was great, can't wait for next session.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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Them: What's your gender?
Me: Ah, you see, I liked my gender so much that I decided to get a second one. However, I keep losing them, so sometimes I can find both, sometimes I can only find one, and sometimes I can't find any.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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Why is it that Ace/Aro people don't get as much representation? I mean, I know I would love to see a romance story where there are people fighting over our main character, and they're just sitting back with popcorn.
Love interests: They want to be with me!
MC: Ah, how nice it is not to care.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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Ah, yes, the three genders: male, female, and *looks at smudged writing on hand*... complete and utter chaos?
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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Flat Stanley is gender envy.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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In DnD, anything can happen. Like that time I somehow convinced our DM to let me adopt two kids. As a proper rogue should, I taught my children to steal.
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the-spades-ace · 3 years
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"I like you." He said the words simply and with no hesitation, as one would when stating a fact.
Others would probably swoon at the boy's words. After all, he was tall, smart, kind, and, as much as she loathed to admit it, very handsome. However, this girl only glared up at the boy whilst smiling a not-so-sweet smile. In the calmest voice she could muster, she began to speak.
"You are from out of town, so let me explain for you. Do you know what this is?" She softly touched the space over her heart. From the small heart-shaped hole in her turtle neck, you could see a large twisting scar. "This is from when I got my heart broken. In our little town, it is common to see scars, after all, when we experience heart break...well, let's just say that we experience it in a more literal sense.
This was from when my mother had to sew my heart back together. We hadn't even the time to rush to the emergency room. Now, can you promise me that this won't happen again? That you won't be the cause?" The room was silent.
Her chuckle was as dark as her face. "Yeah. I thought so."
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the-spades-ace · 4 years
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Their heart was pounding through their ears as they jolted up. Fear worked its way through their chest. It seemed to spread through their body like blood with each frantic beat of their heart. They laid their head back down onto the pillow and closed their eyes, but they couldn't shake the fear. Someone...no, something was watching them. Letting their eyelids open just a smidge, they saw it. It hung in the shadows with unnaturally long arms, talons, and eyes trained on their form. 'One look is enough,' they thought to themselves, squeezing their eyes back shut. Still, they laid awake and felt it staring at them...
There was no escaping your own nightmare.
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