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[toriwest]

Jaune sobbing: Im gonna be out of a job!

Nora: How could this happen!?

Ruby: It’s not over yet guys! We have to try something! Weiss, make a gofundme!

Weiss: Okay!

Ruby: Oscar, back into the child labour mine! We’ve got merch to sell!

Oscar: On it!

Ruby: And Blake, Onlyfans! Get those dudes spanking

Blake already filming: Way ahead of you!

Ruby: Yang, we got streaming to do!

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #ruby rose #incorrect rwby quotes #rooster teeth #endofrwby #backonlyforthis

[toriwest]

Ride With Me

Scenario: The group decided to take a road trip in Atlas on their day off. Yang is driving with Blake riding Shotgun, Jaune is sitting behind Blake with Weiss behind Blake. In the second last row is Oscar sitting between Ruby & Penny. Finally Ren & Nora are in the very back.

Weiss: Nora for the love of the brothers! Calm down!

Nora, jumping and kicking in her seat: But I’m booooored! Where are we even going???

Yang, with confidence: It ain’t about the destination, it’s about the journey! At least we missed that Blizzard the other day!

Oscar: To be fair, every “journey” we take normally involves us risking our lives.

Blake, jokingly: Said by the kid who took a train to Haven.

Oscar, retorting in an equally joking matter: And how you got there is still a mystery to us all.

Jaune: Besides Nora, it’s our first day off in awhile. Sometime for us to unwind and be at peace.

Ruby: At peace?? I think I left that behind from seeing thousands of heaps of snow half an hour ago and still continuing to be in my vision!

Weiss, socially exhausted: You two are nothing but children, I swear.

Penny: But friend Weiss, Nora is a legal adult, and while Ruby may still be a minor, she will soon also become a legal adult

Ren: She just means that they are acting like children, Penny

Penny: But I see no performance

Nora, groaning: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Yang: Can someone get her to stop!?

Jaune: Weeeeeeeell.

Blake: I don’t like the sound of this….

Jaune, pulling a guitar out of thin air: Maybe a song may help?

Weiss, rubbing her head: Oh no…

Oscar: Where were you hiding tha-

Jaune, answering quickly: Up my ass- Anyway! I’m gonna play a classic

Weiss: Please brothers, no….

Nora, excited: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Jaune: *starts strumming guitar*

Ren, amused: Okay, I sense the vibe from this one

Jaune, singing: Where they at?

Penny, confused: Who?

Jaune, singing: Where they at?

Penny, still confused: Who?!

Jaune, singing: Where they at?

Penny, grabs Oscar in fear: Who?!!!

Jaune, starting: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang, adding an ad lib: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Yang, and Nora: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune: In the club on the late night, feeling right

Looking, trying to spot something real nice

Jaune, looking at Weiss: Looking for a little shorty I noticed so that I can take home

Ren: (I can take home)

Jaune, still looking at Weiss: She can be 18

Ren: (18)

Jaune: with an attitude

Jaune, smiles as Weiss rolls her eyes: Or 19, kinda snotty, acting real rude

Jaune, now looking away in a slight panic as Yang tries not to laugh: But as long as you a thicky-thicky-thick girl you know that it's on

Blake: (Know that it's on)

Jaune: I peep something coming towards me on the dance floor

Sexy and real slow

Saying she was peeping and I dig the last video

"So when Nelly, can we go?" How could I tell her no?

Jaune, slightly trying to guess while staring at Weiss: Her measurements were……. Uh…..

Yang, helping him recover while laughing in between: I like the way you brush your hair

Jaune, recovering: And I like those stylish clothes you wear

I like the way the light hit the ice and glare

And I can see you, boo, from way over there

Jaune & Ren: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang & Nora with Ruby joining in: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune and Ren: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Yang, Nora and Ruby: (Hey, must be the money!)

Blake, hoping in: Face and body Frontenac, don't know how to act

Without no vouchers on her boots she's bringing nothing back

You should feel the impact, shop on plastic

When the sky's the limit and them haters can't get past that

Watch me as I gas that 4 dot 6 Range

Watch the candy paint change, every time I switch lanes

It feel strange now

Making a living off my brain, instead of 'caine now

I got the title from my momma put the whip in my own name now

Damn shit done changed now

Running credit checks with no shame now

I feel the fame now

Jaune: (come on),

Blake: I can't complain now

Ren: (no more)

Blake: Shit I'm the mayne now, in and out my own town

I'm getting pages out of Menagerie from Courtney B

Telling me about a party up in Vale City

And can I make it?

Yang: Damn right,

Blake: I be on the next flight

Paying cash; first class - sitting next to Vanna White

Jaune, Ren and Blake: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang, Nora, Ruby, and Penny, bopping their heads: (Hey, must be the money!)

Oscar, internally: Oz, are you humming?

Oz: Why indeed I am. It’s been a long time since I last heard this song

Oscar: Oh, you know this song? It seems really familiar..

Jaune, Ren & Blake: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Oz: Why of course Oscar. I helped create it

Yang, Nora, Ruby and Penny: (Hey, must be the money!)

Oscar externally, with Oz rapping internally: Check, check, yo, I know something you don't know

And I've got something to tell ya

You won't believe how many people straight doubted the flow

Most said that I was a failure

But now the same motherfuckers asking me for dough

And I'm yelling: "I can't help ya"

Weiss, hiding her face, finally joining in: "But Nelly can we get tickets to the next show?"

Oscar: Hell no

Jaune, surprised: (what's witchyou?!)

Yang: you for real?!

Weiss, not caring anymore because she secretly loves the song: Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, and I fly high

Now you want to know why: why I fly by

But yo, it's all good, Range Rover all wood

Do me like you should - fuck me good, suck me good

We be them stud huntsmen, 'wishing you was' huntsmen

Popping like we drug dealers, sipping Crissy, bubb' macking

Honey in the club, me in the Benz

Icy grip, telling me to leave with you and your friends

Oscar & Oz: So if shorty want to knock, we knocking to this

Weiss: And if shorty want to rock, we rocking to this

Oscar & Oz: And if shorty want to pop, we popping the Crist'

Weiss: Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist

City talk, Nelly listen; Nelly talk, city listen

Oscar & Oz: When I fuck fly bitches; when I walk pay attention

Oscar, Oz & Weiss: See the ice and the glist'; staring or they diss

Honies looking all "they wish" - come on boo, gimme kiss

Jaune, Ren, Blake, Oscar, Oz, and Weiss, going all out: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang, Nora, Ruby, Penny, screaming: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune, Ren, Blake, Oscar, Oz and Weiss: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Jaune: If you want to go and take a ride with me

Ren: We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Blake: Oh why do I live this way?

Ruby: (Hey, must be the money!)

Oscar: If you want to go and get high with me

Oz: Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Weiss: Oh why must I feel this way?

Everyone: (Hey, must be the money!)

Yang: Hey, must be the money!

Nora: Hey, must be the money!

Nora, at the top of her lungs: Must be the money!

Everyone: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Weiss: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune, ending it off: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Nora: (Hey, must be the money!)

Song over

Weiss, smiling faintly: Well, that was quite enjoyable. Today proved to be fun after all. I would appreciate if we could do this again.

Nora: You could say that again! But who knew Ice Queen was into melodic rap?

Yang, joking: Guess we should start calling her Elsa

Ruby: Hey, I just noticed something….

Ren: And that is?

Ruby:… We,ve just been trapped in the garage the whole time because of the blizzard that happened the other day….

Everyone: *goes silent*

Weiss, getting out: I’m never doing anything recreational with you all, ever again.

#rwby #incorrectrwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #ruby rose #oscar pine #nora valkyrie #lie ren #penny polendina #blake belladonna #ridwitme #nelly #cityspud #rap #rooster teeth

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Percival: That's not funny.

Gawain: I thought it was funny.

Percival: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

#4kota percival #4kota gawain #4koa #tristan liones #lancelot #seven deadly sins #incorrect nanatsu no taizai quotes

[toriwest]

Lancelot: Trist, we tried things your way.

Tristan: No, we didn't.

Lancelot: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

#4koa #four knights of the apocalypse #incorrect quotes #tristan liones #seven deadly sins #percival #lancelot #4kota gawain #gawain

[toriwest]

Hottake

Oscar falling in Volume 7 had more tension and emotion than RWBY, Jaune and Neo falling in Volume 8

(Also way more hype)

#rwby #oscar pine #ruby rose #yang xiao long #jaune arc #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #incorrectrwby #rwbyhottake #hottake

[toriwest]

Personally I wouldn’t let that slide 😂😂😂

He’s giving up

Commission of my Voices AU for my dude @outcasts-redeemer

[Buy Me A Ko-Fi]

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #penny polendina #rwby voices au #source: pilot boi

[toriwest]

Gawain: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Tristan: What?

Lancelot: That you're a child.

Percival: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

#4koa #four knights of the apocalypse #seven deadly sins #percival #tristan liones #lancelot #gawain

[toriwest]

Lancelot : How did none of you hear what I just said?

Gawain : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Tristan : I got distracted about halfway through.

Percival : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#4kota #4koa #four knights of the apocalypse #mokushiroku no yon kishi

[toriwest]

Lancelot : On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Lancelot and Tristan, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Gawain : Our turn, Percival ! One, two, three- vanilla!

Percival , deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

#4koa #4kota #mokushiroku no yon kishi #four knights of the apocalypse

[toriwest]

Lancelot : On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? 

Tristan : In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Gawain ?

Gawain : Probably “road work ahead”.

Percival : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

#4koa #4kota #mokushiroku no yon kishi #four knights of the apocalypse #tristan liones #percival #lancelot #gawain

[toriwest]

Isolde: Why is Chion crying on the floor?

Jade: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Isolde: And?

Jade: They got Lancelot.

#4kota #4koa #4kota chion #4kota jade #4kota isolde #tristan platoon #4kota tristan #tristan liones #four knights of the apocalypse #mokushiroku no yon kishi

[toriwest]

Chion: Jade, we're hungry!

Isolde: Jade! What's for dinner?

Tristan: We're hungry, Jade!

Jade, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

#4kota tristan #4kota #4kota chion #4kota jade #4kota isolde #4koa #four knights of the apocalypse #mokushiroku no yon kishi #nnt #tristan liones

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Jade: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Isolde: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Jade: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Isolde: But I heard a siren.

Chion: That was Tristan.

Tristan: Sorry, I got nervous.

#4kota #4koa #4kota jade #4kota isolde #4kota chion #tristan platoon #nanatsu no taizai #nnt #tristan liones

[toriwest]

Isolde: I just want someone to take me out.

Jade: On a date?

Tristan: With a sniper gun?

Chion: Both if you're not a coward.

#4kota #4kota tristan #isolde #4kota isolde #4kota jade #4kota chion #tristan platoon #nnt #four knights of the apocalypse #mokushiroku no yon kishi #nanatsu no taizai

[toriwest]

Lancelot : Tristan is taking credit for Gawain's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?

Percival : You?

Lancelot : No, I meant... You know Gawain. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Tristan is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that’s called?

Percival : A Lancelot ?

Lancelot : ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

#4kota #4koa #4kota lancelot #4kota percival #4kota gawain #tristan liones #nanatsu no taizai #four knights of the apocalypse #mokushiroku no yon kishi

[toriwest]

Tristan, pointing to the wall: What color is this? 
Gawain: Gray. 
Lancelot : Grey. 
Tristan, turning to Percival : Now tell them what color you think it is. 
Percival : Dark white.

#4kota #4koa #tristan liones #4kota percival #4kota gawain #4kota lancelot #mokushiroku no yon kishi #four knights of the apocalypse

[toriwest]

Tristan, teaching Lancelot to drive: Okay, you're driving and Gawain and Percival walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Lancelot: Oh, definitely Gawain . I could never hurt Percival.

Tristan, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

#4kota spoilers #4kota #4koa #four knights of the apocalypse #mokushiroku no yon kishi #nnt #nanatsu no taizai #4kota lancelot #tristan nnt #tristan liones #4kota gawain #4kota percival