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[twsty-lav]

oc but i make him purely to piss the shit out of idia shroud

ok so like. consider idia's worst nightmares minus his dead brother issues and also the cancellation of his favorite gacha game that he has spent nine trillion dollars on. what would he hate more than god himself???

consider. the maid without the dress. the catboy without the ears. the naruto without the dattebayo.

the answer is nannybot roomba :(

in the vein of keeping NRC weird and filled with living barbies i present to u. SALUS :( who i am too lazy to draw so u can have a picrew xoxo

this motherfucker is an ANNOYING robot who you SWEAR is sentient but will he tell you this. no. but idia if finds himself a glitch in his shitty roomba code that texts him 16000 times a day to drink water that is between this blue haired loser and go go gadget HIMSELF. irritatingly polite as he doses ur food with so much vitamin c you cant taste anything but emergen c for the next week.

his parents sent him because they dont trust idia not to be a loser unfortunately idia: so ur the surveillance bot that my parents sent... sal: correct :) they are concerned because you are a total lameass loser with no friends and a crippling addiction to pixel tits the likes of which would put most showerless incels to shame :) idia: sal: this opinion has been paraphrased from the company's first impressions algorithim and is not reflective of my services :) idia: what the fuck,

idia: sal why does my schedule have a 10 hr block titled workout with vil,

sal: idia: sal why is the next event a public presentation on the benefits of global warming sal: well ortho said... idia: im pretty sure ortho DIDNT SAY HE WANTED ME TO RUN MYSELF INTO THE GROUND... sal "i was given directives with no clear instructions therefore i will do what my program dictates as the optimal procedure :)" sal

sal: master shroud it is time to get up ;( idia: what the fuck are you doing in my room at FIVE THIRTY IN THE GODDAMN MORNINGG why is my alarm COW NOISES

on the upside idia will never stay up late again. idia tries to watch anime past 10 pm and sal pulls out a gun i mean activates every emergency tartarus protocol. stay in bed or i will end the fucking world, idia as he sobs and takes a shit: leave me alone please god please please please

sal: lmfao. i brought you toilet paper young master shroud

pros of having a roomba maid: yes he does the dishes yes he cleans ur room

cons: he finds ur tentacle hentai and "accidentally" holds a public announcement looking for the owner who "lost" it :(

ortho likes him because he gets idia outside by sheer force of being annoying as shit and idia is PISSED about it because now he cant DO ANYTHING to this stupid NANNYBOT without ortho being sad. he has missed 15 gacha banners PLEASE GOD PLEASEEE

everyone else makes fun of him for being a richkid also. lmfao loser

#twst oc #twisted wonderland #ignihyde #idia shroud #ortho shroud #salus #idia shits screams cries pisses as sal exposes all of his naruto x sasuke smut in one fell swoop #also screams as he is signed up for Every club activity #personally makes sure idia never has a moment of peace ever again he is WATCHING. idia WILL go outside and touch grass #twisted wonderland oc

[twsty-lav]

No res Yuu enthusiastically agrees with Roro’s assessment during Topsy Turvy day and it’s a legit struggle for him not to dip them like that one “WW2 is over” photo right then and there.

The lord is testing him XD XD

spoilers..

making out loudly with the rival school prefect in front of the sunset as u passionately declare ur hate for the fabric of reality WIN!!! roro gets laid WIN!!! yuu gets bitches while grim watches in horror WINNNN

this event is honestly really funny because like if u think about it there's no actual sound effects to flowers growing. if they didn't also look like fire then it would really litearlly be like 4 of these losers declare that they shall sacrifice their souls, give up their life so that their comrades can move on, keep going without me dorm leader i trust you and your courage!!!! to a patch of particularly fast-growing marigolds. local populace watches people scream loudly at grass more at 5

anyways roro and yuu hate at first sight but not for each other. roro has never been so attracted in his life. they make out at the top of the tower as they watch the city burn

#twst #twisted wonderland #no res au #roro flamme #twst au

[twsty-lav]

yuu and the flowers that they will kill to own

no res yuu is on BOARD with roro's plan they are HERE for it they will HELP. personally throwing these weeds at riddle. fuck you losers die kill die die. when roro shows up dramatically and laughs at the scene in the symposium they get a dramatic reveal like YUU? what are u doing there bestie...

unfortunately god himself railroads them into saving the city by way of dying every single time they try to help roro but by god. they do not want to they want freedom. maybe they can take some of the flowers home with them babe

#roro flamme #twst au #no res au

[twsty-lav]

oh no

oh no... no res au yuu would get along so well with roro lmfao

"it's dangerous and impure" "so true babe"

#no res au #lav thoughts #twst au #roro flamme

[twsty-lav]

Been wondering even before the official translations came out, but do you ever wonder why the Savanaclaw species called both therians and beastmen by the fandom?

i mean i assumed it was because the only other option was calling them furries i mean kemonomimis and we 💆‍♀️we pretend we are not weebs we pretend we are cool,

honestly though i personally picked it up because it 'sounded cool' and was a nice way to describe them!! also therian sounds scientific and idk im sure they would have an in-universe species name to classify themselves by and that sounded like it fit!

#lav speaks #twst #twisted wonderland

[twsty-lav]

yo how do you come up with the names for your ocs.... all i can come up with is "elephant" and also names ive used for other ocs... haha help please

i litrally just go on like behind the name dot com and then filter for like origin depending on what culture the oc is coming from and then i like go down the list and choose one that 'sounds right for this character'... LADKSJFAS thats it babe sorry...

i like dont look too much into meanings personally? idk i feel like parents of the ocs wont know what theyre gonna be like when they grow up so they'll either choose a name that sounds good OR what they want for them so but it won't be accurate so i dont put much thought into it personally.

sometimes i'll like take a related word and like swap out a few syllables if im feeling SUPER spicy but like. i feel like its more its hit or miss if i do that so i don't usually do it

a lot of the time i choose the name and the character like grows into it i think? it might feel weird at first but sooner or later you'll be like this IS them i was RIGHT

but yeah truly like going by vibes. sensing their auras. tasting it in my mouth. im an empath

#lav speaks

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hello what do you use to draw and what brushes *heavy breathing* Ǧ̴̗͕͎͇̲̘̈͒̑́̀̍̕̕͝͠I̷̺̟̼̅͆̏͝ͅV̵̆̒̒̽̉̓̈́̈́͠Ȩ̶̥̍̀̓̆̀͐͠ ̶̟̭͙͉͉̤̿͆͝Ị̴̧̫̣̞͗́͛̂̔Ţ̷̨̨̡̫̱̬̝̓̒͊̾͒̈́̍̏̈́́͊ ̸͔̠̩̪̮̠̥̃̇͛̅͝ͅT̵̨̲̻͚͕̲̗̰́͋̈̂̈́̍͑̀̇̐̆͊̽̕Ọ̶̡̦̬̠͔̥̓ ̸͙̝͈͍̈̿̕M̷͔̗͙̗̉͊̋̉̊̀͆̀̓̕̚͘Ȇ̶̔̄͂̍̍̋̀͝

ngl i like. DONT know... LAKSDJGASFKLDJ i rlly just use whatever i grab and feels good BUT i use clip studio paint and procreate both

lineart

on CSP: i think i mostly use like a modified version of the lighter pencil? I like edited the shape so its a flat line bc i wanted a dupe for the ibispaint calligraphy brush? i also made it harder instead of a soft fade

on procreate: i usually just use a round tip marker brush with the opacity way down and the pressure sensitivity off cause i like the even line look on it a lot

for like coloring and everything else

airbrushes fr but other than that... i literally just grab whatever works LMAO i rlly dont have a process

hope this helped xoxo <3

#lav is ALIVE? #lav speaks

[twsty-lav]

>ILLUSO

YOU'RE BACK FOR THREE SECONDS AND YOU'VE ALREADY GOT YOUR CLOWN HAT ON

RING A DING DING, AY JESTER

LOOK. LOOK. LOOK

LOOK,

I

LET ME EXPLAIN,

he's so PATHETIC and SMUG simultaneously how can you NOT love him inthat way you want to like. squash him like a bug. fuckn loser. tells formaggio his stand sucks proceeds to shit scream and cry when he needs to actually fight. LITERALLY malding over him fr..... not even PESCI cries and i bet ur ass illuso makes fun of him up and down the street

"HE did it so I can cut my hand off TOO" pissing himself as he hypes himself for an amputation out of spite. literally in tears. also like richkid vibes fr i bet he went to private school with a dumb little uniform frock as a kid

in conclusion illuso is a crybaby loser who acts like he's HOT SHIT and i love him. he talks shit GETS HIT and then whines about it. i am of the personal hc that he has no personal beliefs except just to be as offensive as physically possible and then someone punches him for it and he's like

anyways i want to bully him. also 7/10 times he's the best drawn la squadra member idk what the studio was on they said im gonna make this loser hot. gotta give him something ig

#jojo #jjba #lav SPEAKS #la squadra #illuso jjba #illuso jojo

[twsty-lav]

YOU'RE BACK 💙💙💙

TEMPORARILY PROBABLY BECAUSE IM STILL DYING 😩but yes 💖 hi hi everyone miss u all :catblush:

, i need u all to know i have accidentally fallen in love with illuso and gelato jojo. lav keeps going after bitches with 2 min screentime fr

someone get me OUT of here

#lav news

[twsty-lav]

wanted to ask if u were dead physically mentally and/or emotionally

yes....

#have an essay due fr

[twsty-lav]

No idea how rezero!yuu does it I would be wailing on the 3rd reset 😭😭 imagine having lunch with the people who murdered you

bruh they are just hot diggity dog straightup not having a good time

i remember when i first wrote rezero au it was supposed to be like. funny. black humor. loser cant go 30 min without getting reset and having to redo their hw lmaooooo lameass.

, well that didn't go the way i planned. but its ok theyre ok they are simply coping. coping fr simply points and laughs at themselves and then cries themselves to sleep at night probably rip yuu 2k22

#no res au #twst yuu oc #twst au

[twsty-lav]

omg ur ALIVE

oughhh i sure am .... barely.... college killing me fr

#lav lives #maybe

[twsty-lav]

leona the bastard bastard man

rare twst post from the rare twst clown... HI.. i keep trying to type a discord emoji because ive been chronically discord for the past xyz months help me :pepecry:

ok so i was like thinking about chapter 2 right. when leona kingscholar almost murders ruggie haha i mean they are playing soccer and everything is fine. everything is jolly babes NOTHING HAPPENED...

anyways i always thought it got resolved a little too quickly for my liking like. ummm uh ruggie makes him smile once. za endo. the end. nothing else. no "ummm sorry i almost crumpled ur ass like overbaked biscotti." which is like understandable considering its a disney song game thinly disguised as a fire emblem support system minus the marriage BUT i call BLASPHEMY. JUSTICE FOR RUGGIE. I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM I JUST THINK HE DESERVES BETTER

anyways. concept: so u kno how theyre like. furries. i mean animals. yah. i always thought it would be cool if like. they also have like a secret animal language type shit that regular humans wouldn't necessarily be able to pick up on? not like a whole verbal language but more of a physical one involving all their furry parts.

so yuu and ace and deuce and co like. are like. ??? wow leona really is bold for a mf who committed war crimes against u. and ruggie is like. fucking radiating smugness. LMAO thats what u losers would think. leona hasnt looked me in the eye for a WEEK. his tail was at a right angle to the ground for FIVE conversations post overblot. he is SO sorry this is the FUNNIEST shit i've ever seen (vaguely uncomfortable because leona has never acted like this ever) ((nobody else outside savanaclaw tell the difference))

jack being mildly horrified by leona's ears being angled 2 degrees more to the left than usual... what. what is happening. oh my god did someone die. what the fuck

also differences between feline therianopes and canine therianopes i think would be hilarious. most of all therianopes have like. been socially adjusted to each other from a young age but there are Some Bitches who just have Never been outside their house and are like 🧍did that mf just challenge me

idk i just think playing with the fact that everyone is a furry i mean have extra body parts would be fun 😌 nobody else has any idea whats going on babes

#leona's tail lashes the wrong way and everyone in savanaclaw fucking LOSES it #someone IS dying WHAT is happeniing #u know im american now because i said soccer #savanaclaw #twst jack #jack howl #leona kingscholar #twst leona #twst ruggie #ruggie bucchi #twisted wonderland #twst #twst headcanons #headcanons #disney twst

[twsty-lav]

ur ALIVE!!!!!!

only BARELY!!! >:) BUT YEAAAA

#lav exists again

[twsty-lav]

twst oc but i make them purely to piss off nrc’s funky fresh staff members

 owhen will school free me from its undying grasp... whips tear........ i promised myself i wouldnt put out any new original content before i completely cleared out my inbox but i have no impulse control so

mario voice) here we go 

Her name is Alma Florweather and she is inspired (vaguely lol) by the three fairy godmothers from Sleeping Beauty!! crewel hates her vargas fears her, what crimes will she commit next

jk she’s a law-abiding citizen. also sometimes her head falls off. oops.

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- is a zombie and also OLD as DIRT. keeps losing her limbs across campus and apparently can explode potions by proximity

- banned from the labs forever and always

“WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE WE DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH THE BURNERS”

 “oh im on fire?” 

“STOP MOVING” 

- crewel rips his hair out 2k21

- Vargas convinced her to exercise once because MUSCLES. then they proceeded to spend the next five hours trying to get her dismembered leg back from a particularly angry crow. never again

- sam won’t let her stay in the store for longer than 20 minutes because any longer and shit starts going off the walls. let her stay longer one time and at 21 min exactly the store got hit by lightning. never again

- she just thinks crowley is funny. haha little crow man

- is malleus’s mom (???? not rlly lol). hired as his wetnurse-governess-caretaker-babysitter-person-thing way back when because Politics??? nobody really knows lol. smth abt cultural exchange back in Ye Olde Days 

- is DEFINITELY silver’s mom. also the only reason he survived past childhood.

- no lilia human children cannot fly we went over this no lilia you cannot feed him a single dewdrop collected at morning light NO LILIA HUMAN CHILDREN ARE FLAMMABLE LILIA

- her personality is being a mom. singlehandedly mothers the entirety of student body when she’s not busy being on fire or causing natural disasters. 

- “oh haha i’m on fire again haha when did that happen? whoopsie daisy!!!” “LEAVE” 

#twst #twisted wonderland #alma florweather #twst malleus #diasmonia #malleus draconia #divus crewel #lilia vanrouge #twst silver #ashton vargas #NRC staff #nrc #twst oc #original character #dire crowley

[twsty-lav]

Alright hear me out Yan! Au. It’s another day and another attempt at kidnapping, this the the 5th time this week. Yuu is just trying to study for tests. “Dude, this is the 5th time this week, I’m trying to study for tests. Either take my notes too next time or wait for the test to pass.” Yuu low-key worried about grades yuu wants to set ground rules during testing periods.

For the yandere vibe check au, I can totally imagine Azul trying to trap MC with a deal like “I’ll give you the 100 year old study guide you need to pass your test and in return you’ll be mine forever!” And MC is just like “Or I could just... not do that??? That’s a terrible deal, how far did you think this through???”

LMAO deadass 😔 my whole clown boy is like please mfs leave me alone i need to get good... crowley aint sendin me back home anytime soon and i dont want to live in a tiny house forever xoxo malleus, carrying yuu down to his secret dungeon for the nth time that week: if you married me you would want for nothing. not a single soul would touch you. you would have a meal plan and also free dental care 😌💅🏻 yuu: yuu: i am suddenly more tempted than i have ever been before on god

straight up if ur gonna get kidnapped anyways u might as well milk their wallets for what its worth amiright 😩 yuu's successful scaming career when???? azul give me food xoxo thanks ily byeee

rip everyone else in the bg though LMAOOO like HOW is ruggie going to compete 🤡 my man BROKE im SO sorry

#twst #malleus draconia is a RICH ASS MF HE'S A WHOLE ASS PRINCE SHARE SOME WITH THE REST OF US PLS 😔 #twst malleus #yandere vibe check au #twisted wonderland #twst yuu #yuu #malleus draconia #twst wonderland #yandere

[twsty-lav]

Guy who can sense time loops gives nores the most prestigious asswhuppin to come out of this institution. I'VE HAD THE SAME COMPUTER PROBLEM FOR 34 DAYS KNOCK IT OFF YOU SHIT

LMAOOOOOO IMAGINE THOUGH HAVING TO UPDATE UR PHONE 34 TIMES IN A ROW I'D KILL THEM TOO 🔫 STOP DYING COWARD ON GOD

#rip in piss #twst yuu #sorry abt ur chronic death disease but im different #i simply would not die #no res au #twst