victoriancrimegoblin

[victoriancrimegoblin]

PLEASE

tell the moon imiss her

#moon #please #its been so long #i miss her so much #shes so pretty #the moon

[victoriancrimegoblin]

ok but Kong is just bigger foot

#big foot #cryptid #godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #kong #godzilla is the loch ness monster #mothras mothman

[victoriancrimegoblin]

Ate a centipede

#bugs

[victoriancrimegoblin]

you ever turn into a crab and trip and die and get worshippd?>

#crab #time for crab #monument mythos #current mood

[victoriancrimegoblin]

kissing mothman rn

#mothman #hell yeah

[victoriancrimegoblin]

lobotomy + top surgery combo

im living the life babeyyy

#hell yeah #trans #got that gender #gender #lobotomy #living the dream #top surgery #transgender

[victoriancrimegoblin]

birth cirtificates are a scam by the birt company to sell more cirtificates

[victoriancrimegoblin]

sometimes you juste get rabies for no reason and boom you just have it yeah hueah i didnt kiss that raccoon

#i love raccoons #rabies #spread the love

[victoriancrimegoblin]

simming stimming and sinning

#the sims #autism #crime #how i like to game

[victoriancrimegoblin]

oh hell yeah birds are such people i love their WALK they make the sounds and steal shit i support them wholehatrtedly

#birds #i love birds #pigeons #crows #seagulls #they do crimes #ideal self #hell yeah

[victoriancrimegoblin]

this year i wanna learn what the hell sewing machines work, lick anothr salt lamp, gender,

#yeah #new years resolution #things to do #gender #so much gender

[victoriancrimegoblin]

(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on the ground)(sprinkles pebbles on th

#rocks #stones #pebbles

[victoriancrimegoblin]

#hell yeah #evil reblog

[victoriancrimegoblin]

im but one of the birds peckig at the yule goat

#goat #hell yeah #yule goat #crimes #goblin

[victoriancrimegoblin]

i mean merry crisis or something yeah

im proud to announce that i've got every disease ever

#holiday #snata #season

[victoriancrimegoblin]

im proud to announce that i've got every disease ever

#gotta catch em all #am i right #i feel like shit #ill #feral

[victoriancrimegoblin]

you try to punch me but i melt. i melt so fucking good i get absorbed by the dirt and roots and you cant hit that many trees or eat that miuch durt i am nothing but a damp spot in the earth and ypu cantst sjop me

#violence #dirt #you have no idea what im capeable of #you cant kill me #im invincible #take that #im melting