Grian: Scar, are you high?
Scar: Am I what?
Grian: High!
Scar: Hello!
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Gem: Do you do anything except whine like a little bitch?
Grian: Yes. Sometimes I whine like a big bitch.
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was just watching thru limited life and found this
-Grian "There were buttons on the floor Jimmy!"
-Jimmy "And why did you press them!?"
-Grian "BECAUSE I'M ME"
sentences you can hear-
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Normal interactions w/Etho
Skizz: “Etho, it’s great to have you here,
Etho: “Nice of you to invite me!”
Vs
Gem: *sees etho and visibly shakes*
Etho *vibrates harder to assert dominance*
Cleo sipping a coffee: “Guys, what the…!”
practically canon atp.
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hi impulse. welcome to tumblr. apologies in advance for the dumb shit i’ve made your character say <3
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Ren: Two bros!
Doc: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ren and Doc, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Ren: I like your new pants!
Doc: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Ren: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Doc: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Ren: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Doc: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ren.
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Tubbo: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Tommy: They do.
Ranboo: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Wilbur: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Quackity: How so?
Wilbur: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Ranboo: You disgust me.
Tommy: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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Wilbur: Pick a card, any card.
Tommy: Fine.
Wilbur: Wait, that's my credit card!
Tommy: Hey! You said any card.
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Skizz, walking into the kitchen and seeing all his limes peeled: Scar, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Scar, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?
BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.
Scar: I'm in the closet.
BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3
Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.
Lizzie: Love is love. <3
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Grian: And here we see Gem and Jimmy in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.
Gem: Gaelic bread.
Jimmy: Grueling brad.
Gem: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
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Tango, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Joker, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Skizz, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Impulse, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Impulse: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Skizz: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Tommy: We need to open this locked door. Freddie, give me your credit card.
Freddie: Here.
Tommy, pocketing it: Thanks. Jack, break down the door.
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