I am a 28 years old child playing chess with tomorrow, a kid of the century lost in her games.
A leftover from the '90s consumed by the 2000s.
Eternally screaming and on fire.
Band T-shirts are my mating call.
I’m a literature student whose life smells like a freakshow, right where I want to be.
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
A black rainbow
An ape of god
Pagan angel of the bottomless pit
Professional procrastinator from the dark side of the Moon.
I am cone sold stober.
I'm anything my mama don't like.
Hunter gatherer. Mad as a Hatter. Made of feathers and flesh.
Fandoms I dare to admit: Upstart Crow, 10 Things I Hate About You, Frozen, Good Omens, HMC, One Piece, HxH, Hakuōki, Jujutsu Kaisen, Black Butler, Inuyasha, Ghibli, Dororo, Bungou Stray Dogs, Nightshade, Detective Conan etc.
HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!
25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????