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JAMES POTTER DESERVED THE CHANCE TO BE A GIRL DAD

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Saying "lily and James" is so fun for no reason lmao. Their names together sound so cute 😣

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Oooo thoughts on remus/james? :0

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

my preferred version of the marauders' dynamic is that james is the central figure in each of their lives [and that, without him, peter, remus, and sirius don't... automatically gel] and absolutely integral to each of their senses of self.

which means that, when it comes to shipping them, i am very much of the opinion that james potter and his three boyfriends is canon.

but i also think that there's a subtle difference in each of the marauders' platonic relationship with james, which would impact how any romantic relationship with him functioned.

and with wolfbucks i think you have - in comparison to prongsfoot, which is so rampantly codependent, and to wormbucks, which will be influenced by the resentment and jealousy of james which must lurk under peter's outward affection for him - a relationship in which a constructed, flawless version of james is worshipped by remus and the james who actually exists is never approached by his friend as a real person.

we see this in canon - that, while sirius' grief for james feels more visceral and raw than remus', sirius is also able to acknowledge the reality of james much more openly, while remus chafes against the idea that he might have had any negative characteristics at all. remus is the person who dismisses the tension between snape and james as snape's jealousy of james being talented and sexy in prisoner of azkaban; when harry confesses having seen his father being a bully in snape's worst memory, sirius who cops to their behaviour, while remus attempts to protect james from harry's anger.

i think there's something really interesting which can be done with the idea of remus' adoration of a perfect james who doesn't really exist having to careen headfirst into the reality of james as a human boyfriend, with all of the accompanying faults and flaws, that could either be really toxic or genuinely moving if an author wanted to take it in either direction.

but i think there's also something really interesting in the idea that james would want to maintain the flattering image of himself which remus had invented, and that he would, therefore, go out of his way to indulge remus' more straightforwardly negative characteristics in order to maintain his status in his lover's eyes.

[i do, in fact, think that this characteristic - in terms of wolfbucks' platonic relationship, at least - is canon. remus' shock in deathly hallows when harry is furious at the suggestion that he might just walk out on his pregnant wife and unborn child heavily implies to me that james would have just said "yep. do what you want, king" in the same situation...]

and so, while i would certainly say that wolfbucks would be much more deeply rooted in artifice in prongsfoot... i can't say the potential for total mess it contains doesn't compel me...

and it certainly compels me more than wolfstar.

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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Sometimes I forget that the marauders are British.

Remus lupin or James potter with a British accent is so funny to me for no reason

#Marauders #marauders era #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #moonchaser #prongsfoot #Wolfstar #harry potter #prizoner of azkaban

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ive said this before but i dont really think remus and sirius would have gotten on THAT well during their hogwarts years mainly bc the marauders is a dynamic that is characterised by sirius, remus and peter all revolving around JAMES. like james is the central figure to that friendship group and i think theyre all trying to get his attention. i genuinely believe that if remus was going to have a crush on any of the maurauders it would be james absolutely. like james is the one cheerfully calling one of the most traumatising experiences in remus' life his 'furry little problem' which, considering hope and lyall isolated him from all other children HIS WHOLE LIFE, would be a RELIEF. the fact that it was james who stepped in during the whomping willow incident with snape whereas sirius was the one instigating it. the fact that remus has such fond memories of james, the fact that james paid for remus' expenses after hogwarts, etc etc. like i completely believe remus had an unrequited crush on james which knowing james being as like emotionally clueless as he is probably wouldnt even have FIGURED THAT OUT. but this is all a long winded way of saying i really dont think sirius would be the one that remus would have romantic feelings for during their hogwarts years. part of that also is sirius' personality which is quite aloof and cold when he wants it to be. we're canonically told that the only person sirius really opened up to was james so i automatically think remus wouldn't even go there because of who HE is too. like i think growing up so isolated and alone like he did and being worried that no one would accept him for who he is then he meets the veritable whirlwind that is james potter who not only TURNED INTO AN ANIMAGUS FOR HIM but tries to normalise his experiences as much as possible this would critically inform who he would have a crush on. i think sirius' personality is too ... distant for remus to ever actually consider having a crush on him. for lack of better phrasing .... sirius is Too Traumatised. remus is proven time and time again to be an incredibly selfish character. i really dont think his idea of a crush would include trying to piece together a SEVERELY broken person (sirius). i think to him someone like james (or someone who james APPEARS to be) would be highly attractive. the golden boy, ridiculously clever and arrogant and silly and friendly and loyal and mean too. i think james' openness and capability to be extremely warm would be very thrilling for someone like remus whereas sirius' moodiness and mystery and closed-off nature would be exactly what remus is trying to escape FROM. this is exactly why we're canonically told that remus and sirius mistrusted each other during the war years which was not said of remus and james' relationship. i think in having a crush on james potter, captain of the quidditch team, the most popular boy in school, remus gets to live out his fantasy. james with his easy and loving parents, his great childhood, his spoilt naivety ... would all be what remus craves. so again.... this is all to say i think thats the fundamental reason why i think remus would be more likely to have a crush on james than on sirius and i dont know why theres not more fics of this/why this idea isnt more popular.

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Maze Runner Quotes Pt 3 NSFW ver

Newt: What are you in the mood for? Thomas: World domination. Newt: That's a bit ambitious. Thomas: You are my world. Newt: Aww… Thomas: Newt: Thomas: Newt: OH. ____________________________________________________ Newt: Well, Thomas and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Newt: That's right… We kissed! ____________________________________________________ Thomas: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Newt: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Thomas: Holy moly- ____________________________________________________ Newt: I feel like doing something stupid. Thomas: I’m stupid, do me. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes. ____________________________________________________ Newt: look Thomas, I'm not slut shaming you but… Newt: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Newt, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with? Newt: …People? ____________________________________________________ Thomas: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Newt: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Thomas: Seize the dick. ____________________________________________________ Newt: Know why I called you in here? Thomas: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Newt: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally? ____________________________________________________ Thomas: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly. ____________________________________________________ Newt: This bloodline ends with me. Thomas: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay". ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Newt is? Because Newt is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass. ____________________________________________________ Newt: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

#newt x thomas #newtmas #the maze runner #thomas x newt #incorrect maze runner quotes #i ship newtmas so hard #inccorect quotes #fluff #smut #angst #maze runner incorrect quotes #i luve them so much #newts happy #newts in love #newts alive #NSFW

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#the maze runner #incorrect maze runner quotes #inccorect quotes #thomas x newt #newt x thomas #i ship newtmas so hard #newtmas

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Incorrect Quotes Part 2- Maze Runner (Newtmas)

Thomas: You know me, Newt, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Newt: What? Thomas: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.” ____________________________________________________ Newt: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Thomas: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Newt: I don't know, surprise me!

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Thomas: One time I went to hand Newt a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.” ___________________________________________________ Thomas: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! Later Newt, to Thomas: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: I made tea. Newt: I don't want tea. Thomas: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Newt: Then why did you tell me? Thomas: It's a conversation starter. Newt: It's a horrible conversation starter. Thomas: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Are you ready to commit? Newt: Like, a crime or a relationship? ____________________________________________________ Newt: Thomas, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Thomas: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound? ____________________________________________________ Thomas: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Newt: I went to the park today. Thomas: There you go! I hope you got something from that. Newt: opening their coat This duck. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Do you need help getting up? Newt: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Is five a lot of followers? Newt: Depends on the context. Newt: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Newt: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Hey Newt, check out this funny .GIF I found! Newt: It’s pronounced “jif”. Thomas: Huh? Newt: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so. Thomas: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format. Thomas: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”. Newt: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different! Thomas: It’s exactly the same! Thomas: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”. Newt: Gentrification. Thomas: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco. Newt: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)! Thomas: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”! Thomas: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym? Newt: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Thomas: Huh. Didn’t know that. Thomas: You’re still wrong, though. Newt: You just hate me because I’m right. Thomas: I just hate you in general. Newt: You mean in “geh-neral”? Thomas: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!

#newt x thomas #newtmas #thomas x newt #the maze runner #fluff #newts alive #newts happy #thomas is dumb #i ship newtmas so hard #incorrect maze runner quotes #inccorect quotes

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Incorrect quotes-Maze runner

Thomas: How would you like your coffee? Newt: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Thomas, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar! __________________________________________________ Newt: Stop doing that. Thomas: Stop doing what? Newt: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you. ____________________________________________________ Newt: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Thomas: It was me… Newt: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Newt: It was autocorrect. Thomas: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Newt: Yes. ____________________________________________________ Newt: I'm tired. Thomas: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! Newt: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Am I in trouble? Newt: Take a guess. Thomas: No? Newt: Take another guess. ____________________________________________________ Newt: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed. ____________________________________________________ Newt: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI- Thomas: NBA. Newt: …? Thomas: Snuck into a Cliffords game. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: You got a date yet Newt? Newt: No… Thomas: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

#the maze runner #incorrect quotes #newtmas #thomas x newt #newt x thomas #incorrect maze runner quotes #fluff #newts alive #newts happy

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Thomas: Didn't you die?! Newt: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

#the maze runner #newtmas #thomas x newt #newt x thomas #here bc im still recovering from death cure #page 250 ruined me #death cure #the death cure

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Sirius finding refuge with James after a tumultuous night at Grimmauld Place

A hug is all that was needed for Sirius to feel that he mattered and was loved.

#prongsfoot #heartwrenching #sirius deserved better #sirius deserved james

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James Potter: 1989, Lover

Sirius Black: Reputation, Red

Remus Lupin: Folklore, Evermore

Peter Pettigrew: Taylor Swift, Fearless

Change my mind

#taylor swift #marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #1989 taylor's version #lover #reputation #red #folklore #evermore #fearless #marauders as taylor swift albums #change my mind #this is true and i know it

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dead. deceased. disintegrated. done.

no bc imagine sirius knocking on the potters door to say trick or treat and then they’re just. dead on the floor.

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Soooo accurate! I got:

I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

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James Potter is the time of person to say "Fun Fact" and proceed to say the most depressing shit you've ever heard in your entire life.

#james potter #james kinnie #James Potter life #funnyshit #fun facts #jegulus #jegulily

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Idk man every day I just walk around being sexy and extremely mentally ill