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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Learn to know your mutual and followers.

My girlfriend

My cat

My writing

My grammy

My two best friends

I won't send this to people who reblog it, if y'all wanna do it you can do it yourself lmao

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This is a ship I had no idea I needed but now I'm obsessed

It’s been a long time BUT HAVE SOME BOIS

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I’m bored too!!! What should we role play?!?! (Btw I love that you know Nate because I absolutely love him)

I have NO idea when you sent this cause I don't know how tumblr works but if you're still up to rp PM ME BABEYYYYYY

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Deceit and Remy in a store

They're in the pets aisle, looking at the toys

Deceit sees the infamous rubber duck

He grabs it

Squeezes it

A loud honking echoes

Remy turns around and slaps him so hard a scale pops off and goes flying and Deceit is laughing so hard he starts crying

#thomas sanders #remy sanders #deceit sanders #ts remy #ts deceit #store #rubber duck #vine #funny

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John Wick Deceit AU

This sort of drives away from the movie's canon so that all of the characters can be in it, but it's still sort of the same concept

Deceit is obviously John Wick

Virgil is his husband that ended up dying

Logan is his brother-in-law who owns the shop those criminals took his car to after they stole it and knows immediately that its Deceit's car ("DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHOSE CAR YOU'VE STOLEN?!")

Patton is Deceit's twin and Logan's husband and has his own hitman background and he warns Deceit about the trouble he's going to get himself into, but helps him nonetheless because he loves his younger twin.

Roman is Virgil's brother, who is the one who went and got the puppy and gave it to Deceit with Virgil's note under his request

Remy is a prostitute who's caught up in this huge mess because he's the main enemy's (the father of one of the frat boys that stole Deceit's car and killed his dog) current squeeze and he and Deceit end up getting tiny, tiny tiny tiny little bits of feelings for each other bECAUSE F I G H T ME-

#thomas sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #deceit sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #john wick au #sympathetic deceit #but is it really? #remy sanders #hitmen #thomas sanders sanders sides #i'm gonna have fuN WITH THIS ONE GUYS GALS AND NONBINERY PALS

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Deceit and Remy on Grindr

Remy: Bottom or top?

Deceit: Bottom.

Remy: Okay, so top-

Remy: Relationship status?

Deceit: Is there a "given up" option?

Remy: Relationship Status: I don't FUCKING KNOW-

Remy: Scrawny? Built?

Deceit: I mean, we go to gym every Thursday.

Remy: So, trying.

Deceit:

Deceit: First of all-

Remy: What are you looking for?

Deceit: I dunno, someone who can just chill with me, listen to my problems, and we can confide in one another and cuddle on the couch while we're watching Netflix.

Remy:

Remy: Okay, but right now-

Remy: Kinks?

Deceit: Being listened to and accepted.

Remy: Too unrealistic, I'm putting bondage.

Deceit: We should be drunk for this.

Remy: Its nine in the morning.

Deceit: *stands up and grabs a bottle of vodka he keeps in his room and tosses it to Remy* Open up bitch.

Remy: This is like, three fourths empty.

Deceit: I had a rough morning.

Deceit: Ooo, he's in front of that Jesus statue.

Remy: MAKE ME SCREAM FOR GOD BABY!

Deceit: OOOOH, HE'S A BOTTOM DADDY!

Remy: WE ARE IN THIS!

Deceit and Remy: *look down at the ding and see a dick pic*

Deceit: Oh.

Remy: Oh.

Deceit: Remy, wHY ARE YOU REPLYING-

Deceit: He wants to meet up.

Remy: I don't want you to do that, I don't want you to die.

Credit goes to macdoesit's tinder episodes, it still makes me wheeze.

#tinder #thomas sanders #deceit sanders #remy sanders #ts deceit #ts remy #dorks #i ship them #vodka #grindr

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Singing Headcanons

Logan: Bassy, this branaic as a voice fit for jazz, and he can hit the low notes.

Patton: Sweet and gentle, the toughest man alive could fall asleep to his voice.

Roman: Smooth and silky, the kind that makes you melt and fall in love.

Dakota: RAPS, RAPS ALL THE TIME, CAN'T STOP HIM-

Remy: I feel like he's the type whose borderline screaming for certain high notes but still sound really fucking good. Like, Christine from Phantom of the Opera style, give me CHILLS baby girl-

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Remy: *drinking loudly through his straw as he watches some drama going on*

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JOHN WICK DECEIT AU

JOHN WICK DECEIT AU

YALL CAN'T STOP ME

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Remy: Deception Sanders, if you even THINK of impersonating Patton EVER again, we're gonna find out if that ~tail~ of yours can GROW BACK!

Deceit: *gulps*

Roman: he doesn't mean an actual tail does he

Logan: No, I'm afraid not.

#thomas sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #remy sanders #deceit sanders #roman sanders #ts logan #ts patton #ts roman #ts virgil #ts deceit #ts remy #he means his dick guys

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Pls your girl broke

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

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Remy and Deceit would make a good ship

Honestly no one can change my mind on this. They both have the least amount of screen time (Deceit being an episode and like two seconds and Remy being exclusive to Vines) but play important roles. I'm gonna be treading into sympathetic Deceit territory here so be warned!

Remy's so sassy and out there and Dakota is so not. But they have the same dry humor (Remy's a bit more flamboyant and I am HERE for it) and they've got some great fashion sense, lemme tell you. Also, the two of them don't seem to be at very good standing with the rest. Deceit is certainly sort of disliked and is definitely not trusted, while Remy, especially with Virgil, doesn't seem to care too much about them.

That's treading into vine territory though, which isn't quite canon, but stick with me here.

Also, Remy doesn't seem like a light side to me? Not saying that he's bad, but he doesn't wear bright colors like Roman, Patton, and Logan do. He wears black and brown, just as Virgil wears purple and black and Deceit wears black and a dark yellow (black is a running color here-). Also, he does represent Thomas's sleep, but that doesn't mean he also represents his dreams. Personally, I feel like Roman represents that, since he's his fanicable side, his hopes and his dreams!

So, what if Remy represents his nightmares?

Every time Thomas goes to sleep and he has a nightmare, Remy has to go through it with him. He knows every nightmare that Thomas has ever had, no matter how long ago it was or how young Thomas was when he had it. He might even know about the nightmares the sides have had, of Logan feeling like an asshole robot, Patton being afraid he's not wanted and that they don't love him, and Virgil being certain that he doesn't bring anything good to the group or to Thomas.

Whenever Thomas has good or wacky dreams, Roman goes through those with him.

Remy's eyes are bloodshot and have huge bags underneath them because of his lack of sleep, but he doesn't want anyone to see them and ask him about it and find out his struggles, so he wears his sunglasses. He drinks coffee constantly to keep himself from falling asleep and that's why he always has Starbucks.

Deceit can see/hear everyone's lies, which can lead him to know almost everyone's fears/secrets- including Remy's.

I don't know, this post kinda got away from me- but I just really, really love the idea of these two nerds chilling together. Remy trying to get Deceit into new fashion. Deceit getting Remy to sleep, because even though it's rough he needs it. The two just knowing that the other is going through deeper struggles that they can't help with but they're still there for them and they know they can always talk to the other about it. Behind closed doors they're like old friends, even though they act like they don't care about the other whenever they're with anyone else. It's a benefital, almost secret friendship. They don't lie to each other, they don't try to trick the other- Deceit knows all of Remy's top favorite drink orders and Remy knows the lies that hurt Deceit the most, he knows when he's telling the truth. Just the little things like that that mean all the world to them.

#thomas sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #ts logan #ts patton #ts roma #ts virgil #deceit sanders #remy samders #ts remy #ts deceit #headcanons #ts headcanon #ts hc

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Virgil: Why is Remy crying?!

Deceit: Same Love came on.

Virgil:

Remy, in a puddle of his own tears: SH E KEE PS M E WA R M-

#thomas sanders #virgil sanders #ts virgils #ts deceit #deceit sanders #sander sides text posts

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Remy: I'm going to lose my actual fucking mind.

Virgil: What... happened-

Remy: DECEIT CUT UP MY GOLDEN STARBUCKS MEMBERSHIP CARD

Roman: Is this what marriage is like?

#thomas sanders #sanders sides virgil #virgil sanders #sanders sides roman #roman sanders #remy sanders #ts remy #ts virgil #ts roman #ts deceit #deceit sanders

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Remy: If you want to make friends, just say hi.

Deceit: *disguises himself as Patton and crashes a video*

Remy: I'm going to start over from the beginning, let me know if I lose you.

#thomas sanders #patton #ts patton #ts remy #ts deceit #sort of sympathetic deceit? #remy is sick of his shit to be honest

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Nightmares and Lies

((WARNING: SYMPATHETIC DECEIT AHEAD! If that triggers you, I suggest you don't read!))

Deceit had been in Roman's Fantasy Realm before. Sometimes it was to create mischief and to mess with the sides while true were on quests, to be the perfect bad guy, but other times it was just to... relax. And be alone.

He was used to being alone. As someone who was different from the the other Dark Sides but definitely wasn't welcomed by the Light Sides - well, unwelcome by most, Patton was always the exception - he had grown used to being alone a long, long time ago.

He was at his favorite spot. It was a bridge that went over a bubbling creek. It sounded nice and every now and then, some cute critters would scamper by. The fearless ones would look past his scales and enjoy his pets before running off. He liked it here, because it was peaceful, calm. It was also near a bend. If he heard someone coming, he could sink out before they even saw him. The trick had worked several, several times.

But, Deceit either didn't hear them or he was too wrapped up in his own thoughts this night. He was sitting crosslegged on one of the pillars of he bridge, staring out into the dark night and bubbling water, when he heard that godawful voice.

"Hey there, pumpkin pie!"

Deceit nearly jumped out of his skin; but he tried to act as calm as he could while sighing and turning towards the voice. While the sides were technically the same person they all had their own tones of voices, and Deceit most definitely knew that tone.

"Remy," he said, not even trying to hide the distaste in his voice.

Remy, or Sleep, smirked at him widely. He was sipping from a Starbucks dream that was theee fourths of the way full and he looked very pleased about something. His sunglasses were on his face, as they always were, along with his skinny jeans, white shirt( and leather jacket. His dress was iconic and annoying all at the same time.

"Nice to see you too, Sunshine! What're you doing down here?" He asked, biting the straw of his drink afterwards. Deceit sighed.

"That's definitely your business." He said. "If you could not leave me alone, that would not be delightful-"

"Oh, cut the lying, Snake-Eyes." Remy smirked. "It's gotta be annoying." Deceit bristled and growled, glaring forward. He decided to not spur Remy on with a response, but he should've known that that wouldn't have stopped the sassiest side of them all. "So, what's got you awake?"

"Shouldn't you be able to tell?" Remy shrugged and took a loud sip through his straw.

"I prefer it when people just tell me. Otherwises, I have to dive into your subconscious, and pick around your brain-" He waved his hand while rolling his eyes. "It's just not worth it, darling."

Deceit scoffed but didn't respond right away. He could feel Remy staring at him, waiting rather patiently. The snake-hybrid had known the side long enough to know that he didn't give up easily, and if he wanted an answer, he often got it. So he sighed and shifted, suddenly feeling uneasy.

"My bed's too lonely." He finally admitted, and he almost immediately cursed himself for it. What the hell was he thinking? Remy was either gonna laugh at him, or just not even believe him. Even when he was telling the truth, no one believed him-

"Well, why's that?"

Deceit blinked, before he looked at the other side. Remy was leaning against the bridge now, staring up at him as he waited patiently. Deceit stared at him."

"You must be kidding me." He finally growled. Remy snickered at the annoyance dripping from the deceitful side's tone.

"I'm not. Why is it lonely?"

"If you use some common sense-"

"Oh, c'mon. Work with me here."

Deceit stared at him, before he sighed.

"It's lonely, because... Because no one's there for me. No one's there right now, and no one's gonna be there when I wake up. No one's at my room, waiting for me, worrying about me." He growled and looked away. "It's- It's so stupid. "

"No it's not."

"Yes, it is. I shouldn't feel that way. I have no reason to."

"And why is that?"

"What?"

"Why don't you have a reason to feel that way?"

"..."

"Come on, don't clamp up on me now!" Remy teased, but it was flat. Neither were in a playful mood now.

"Because I'm not good!" Deceit suddenly snapped. "I'm not like the others, who bring something good to Thomas's life! I'm not like Patton, whose happy, and fluffy, and keeps Thomas so happy! And I'm not Logan who strives for the pursuit of knowledge and promotes selfcare! I'm not Roman, who comes up with some wonderful and creative ideas, who help the tours get ready- and I'm not even like Virgil, who keeps Thomas from running out into goddamn traffic and stops him from embarrassing himself! I'm-!" His voice choked and he gritted his teeth, fangs gleaming as he bared them.

"I'm... not... wanted."

Silence fell over them as Deceit bowed his head, taking a shaky breath. His heart was pounding from his outburst. It was the longest he'd ever been honest. He covered his mouth with his hand and took a deep breath through his nose.

"You might not be wanted, but you're needed."

Deceit stiffened.

"How many times have you saved Thomas?"

"Saved? What the hell are you-""

"The airport. When that guy shoved Thomas and his cart over in the elevator. Roman was ready to punch his lights out and Virgil was panicking. What did you do?"

"..."

"You told Thomas to say it was okay. It might not have been the most satisfying choice, but it was the safest choice. Thomas wouldn't have won a fight with that guy. You protected him."

"That-"

"And good lord, how many Thanksgiving's did you help him through? With judgemental relatives asking him when he was going to get a girlfriend?" Remy rolled his eyes. "You have the patience sent from a god, tart."

Deceit snorted, more at the nickname then the compliment.

"Dakota." The side stiffened at his real name and he swallowed before he looked at Remy. Remy stared back, his Starbucks placed beside the pillar Deceit sat on. "You don't need validation from the others. Sure, it's nice, and I'm certain that they're gonna come around one day- but, you don't need it. Thomas would be a wreck without you. He would have gotten into fights, into so many dangerous situations, lord only knows if he would've ever survived Thanksgiving." The usually sassy side smirked, but it was sad, almost bitter. He reached up and pulled off his sunglasses, revealing his eyes to Deceit for the very first time.

He had heavy bags underneath them, and they were bloodshot from his lack of sleep. Deceit understood why. While he saw every lie, Remy saw everyone's nightmares. He walked through every bad dream Thomas had, while Roman was lucky enough to only face the good and wacky ones. There was a valid reason behind all of the Starbucks, the late nights, and his snarky attitude. It was simply how he coped. It was how he kept the others from worrying.

They didn't know about Deceit's ability to see every lie, so he wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know a thing about the hell Remy faced every single night.

"You don't get anything out of misery, Dakota." Remy's voice was soft.

"Take it from me."

The unlikely friends parted without much more words. They probably wouldn't see each other again unless they caught each other the bridge, which was unlikely but not nearly as unlikely as them seeing each other in the common room.

They didn't go home together, or confide in their own troubles some more- sides like them weren't made for happy endings.

But Deceit swore that he heard a familiar voice humming as he drifted off to sleep that night, and that was enough for him.

#my story #thomas sanders #deceit sanders #ts deceit #sympathetic deceit #remy sanders #ts remy #anxiety #unwanted #i ship it #it could be romantic if you squint #or they're just really good buds who understand the hell they go through for Thomas

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VIRGIL IS SO TALL NO ONE TOUCH ME OH MY GOD

Oooooh art idea. Single dad au where the boys are graduating and their dads are so proud.

*drops everything to project my own experiences on Virgil*

Yes, hello, enjoy Patton and Logan getting gray hair b/c their super gay and stressed about their babies growing up.

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