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Me : Can you please let Tony Stark rest ffs ?

The russos : In peace ? Okay

Me : That’s not what I—

#tonystark #tony #stark #anthonyedwardstark #marvel #avengers #steve #stony

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Thor , vibrating in his sleep :

Peter : Mr Loki why is Mr Thor shaking ??

Loki : Oh don’t worry , he’s having an electric shock

Peter : Oh

Peter : Okay

Peter :

Peter : But Mr Loki the couch is burning—

#peter #loki #thor #peterparker #lokilaufeyson #thorodinson #avengers #marvel

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police : you’re under arrest for trying to fit three people on a motorcycle

peter : wait , three ?

police : yes three—

harley , counting : one two three

morgan : where’s uncle Ned ?

peter :

harley :

morgan : we lost uncle Ned

#peterparker #spiderman #harleykeener #morganstark #ned #ironmanskids #marvel

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Peter : Rules are made to be broken

Steve : No they aren’t. Nothing’s made to be broken

Natasha : um Piñatas

Clint : Glow sticks

Bruce : Breadsticks

Tony : My heart

Thor : A cup of coffee after it’s finished

Peter : Rules

#avengers #steve #steverogers #natasha #natasharomanoff #clint #clintbarton #bruce #brucebanner #tony #tonystark #thor #thorodinson #captainamerica #blackwidow #hawkeye #ronin #hulk #ironman

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Tony , smelling a candle : Aah , smells like fireball

Peter :

Peter : That’s cinnamon scented

#peter #peterparker #peterbparker #tony #tonystark #avengers #marvel

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Peter : I’m quick at Math

Tony : Okay. What’s 300-47 ?

Peter : 84

Tony : That wasn’t even close

Peter : But I was quick

#peter #peterparker #tony #tonystark #marvel #avengers #peter is a good son

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Peter : I think i stole something

Ned : What ? What did you steal ?

Peter , looking at the bouncy castle through the window :

Ned : Oh my god , Peter

Peter : I messed up I’m sorry—

Ned , taking off shoes : I love you

#peter #peterparker #ned #spiderman #marvel

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Tired dad™

Peter Parker : The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a staircase to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers

Tony : It’s 4 in the freaking morning stop

#mcu #marvel #captain america #thor #blackwidow #hawkeye #ironman #hulk #spiderman #steverogers #natasharomanoff #clintbarton #tonystark #brucebanner #peterbparker