Cap was a more influential father figure to Wanda and Pietro than Magneto ever was, Pass it on
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Cap, banging on the door: Clint! Open up!
Clint: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Pietro: No, they meant-
Wanda: Let them finish.
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Cap, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Clint, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Pietro, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Wanda, trembling: What are we playing
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Quicksilver be the type of guy to watch Barbie only because Wanda dragged him into it, saying he’s totally not into it but starts crying by the time ‘I’m just Ken’ starts playing
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Hawkeye: So what's for dinner?
Quicksilver, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Cap: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Hulk: I don't know how to do that.
Thor: I don't wear a watch.
Iron Man: Time is a construct.
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