*They’re at a gala and Damian is self conscious because Bruce is giving a lot of attention to someone else’s baby and now Damian is trying to convince Jason that he’s better*
Jason: You’re right, you’re way cuter than a baby. I’m gonna go check on dinner.
*Walks away, turns to Dick who was watching the whole interaction*
Jason: Sometimes I like to just toss a grenade and run away.
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Okay hear me out; imagine if Andrew (Ghost and Jade's first kid) woke up in the middle of the night and walked into the kitchen for something to eat (bro got the midnight munchies) and just turned around and noticed Ghost in the frickin darkness of the kitchen with his mask and gear on since he came back from deployment and accidentally scared the living soul outta Andrew.
How would jade, Ghost, and his siblings react to that? (And trust me, the oldest always has the girlish screams- Just like my brother)
💀 Andrew Meets Ghost! 👦
Have a low-effort short comic 😂 Thank you for the inspo!! When you sent this ask this triggered something in me AND I NEED TO DRAW IT. And dude... Don't even START with Gracie hearing his lady-screech 😭🙏
(Short hair Jade hello 👁️👄👁️💗)
Bit messy since I'm very tired rn but hope you love it! (❁´◡`❁)
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Regulus: I’m stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front garden.
James: Done and done!
Regulus: Is that an expression or did you only remember two of the things I said?
James:
James: …The second.
Regulus, sighing: I’ll leave you a message.
James: Okay!
Regulus, ringing James to leave a voicemail:
James, picking up the call: YELLO!
Regulus, shaking his head: …James.
James: Sorry!! Call back!!
(Jegulus as Phil & Claire from Modern Family, again.)
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Damian: Mother, do I have a fever?
Talia: Let me check. *presses lips to his forehead*
Bruce: Ya know, we have a thermometer.
Talia: Do you have to be so white all the time?
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Are You Kidding Me?
*Vision and Y/N heading out for a mission*
Wanda: Vision
Vision: Yes, Ma'am?
Wanda: Be back in time for dinner.
Vision: Uh, yes, Ma'am
*They leave*
Wanda: I'm so sorry you had to see that
Natasha: See what?
Wanda: The way we just snapped at each other.
Natasha: Are you kidding?
Wanda: *sigh* Obviously Vision and I are going through one hell of a rough patch
Natasha: If I talked to Y/N that nicely, she would think I'm cheating on her
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Roy: Jason, I need you to do this. You’re sneakier than I am. You’re a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Jason: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That’s not even a challenge.
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