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rukia-writes · 1 year
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What is Hercules, Buddha, Odin, and Hades's reaction if their s/o calls them "babygirl"?? 🤔🤔
Hello! Mono ♥️🥹 I hope all is well ♥️🥹
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Reaction: in private he probably doesn’t care and perhaps even in public he doesn’t care; his ravens would probably raise more hell than he does. Just don’t over do it, then it’s a problem 😅 hell he probably doesn’t even know what that means and chops it up to another nickname.
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Reaction: “Baby girl?” Hades doesn’t know what that means and will ask his s/o to explain; once they do he’ll roll with it but he also gives his s/o a nickname as well. So if his s/o doesn’t mind another nickname then Hades doesn’t mind either. ❣️
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Reaction: that’s his reaction ⬆️ Buddha loves it actually for multiple reasons, he’ll use it to his advantage whenever he can (“Your baby girl wants some candy babe!”) it sounds cute and he thinks he thinks he’s special. But if anyone else but! His s/o calls him this is a big no. But his s/o? Absolutely he loves it. ❣️
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Reaction: that’s his reaction ⬆️ confused?? Will ask is that a bad thing? It’s a good thing right? As long as it means well and it makes his s/o happy then this big lug doesn’t mind ♥️🥹 maybe not in public but if it somehow gets around that his s/o calls him that then he won’t deny it. 😭😆
Someone: “How’s (Name)’s baby girl today?”
Hercules: “I’m fine thanks for asking.”
He could say it straight faced or he could blush or he could do both depends who it is❣️
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tardisesandtitans · 3 months
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Frigga let Loki wear her perfume :) just came into my head and it's one of my favourite headcanons. Odin probably frowned upon it but Thor didn't care and was happy his brother was delighted for once
(idk if perfume exists in Asgard but idc, they're all gods even tho ones adopted and they can transport via a rainbow bridge, anythings possible)
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ecoamerica · 25 days
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palesublimeduck · 6 months
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✨️ Or Buddha & Sasaki when they let their hair down :
And Loki or Qin when you give them a wig 💀
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nameless-flame · 6 months
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RoR gods reactions to you calling Poseidon a 💅Drama Queen💅
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RoR and fem!Reader crack below the cut
Seated along the round table, various prominent figures of each pantheon waited, some more patiently than others, for the mortal standing before them to reveal what she had summoned them for.
[Name] cleared her throat, putting an end to the idle chatter that had previously filled the walls of the old-fashioned conference room. "I have called you to this meeting to discuss a matter of utmost importance."
Shiva rolled his neck, allowing his eyes to freely wander between the faces of the gods – all deemed to be high figures in their respective pantheon – some even belonging to the same one. And yet, there was one man missing.
Leaning his chair back, the God of Destruction balanced himself with two hands holding onto the edge of the table, whilst his remaining two rested behind his head. "Where's that sea deity?"
Shooting a glare in Shiva’s direction, [Name] resumed talking. “If you had not so rudely interrupted me you would have known why.”
The blue man merely rolled his eyes. He had long before grown used to her more… unmannerly way of addressing them. Her disrespectful attitude had at first irked him, and many other deities, but eventually whatever ill feelings they initially harboured toward her soon evolved into intrigue, and later friendship. Some even more than that.
Seeing how the god had not argued back, the human continued. "As for why Sea Boy isn’t here with us today, I didn’t invite him.”
Hades’ brows flickered and he paused his chess match with Zeus. “I presume this meeting concerns my brother?”
[Name] gave the God of the Underworld a curt nod. “I’ll just get straight to the point so to not further waste our time. Can we all come to common agreement that Poseidon is the biggest drama queen in history?"
Hades didn’t know what was more worrisome; her odd exclaim, or the fact that no one had so much as reacted to it. Have things like this truly become the norm?
Most eyes darted to Apollo, and then lingered there, before returning to her, obviously questioning her statement. However, [Name] did not yield under their distrustful stares but continued speaking without any less conviction. "Yes, sure. Some might argue that the twink has some dramatic traits as well."
Apollo craned his neck in her direction, no longer staring in the reflection of his hand mirror. "Why are we listening to her, again?"
“Because they’d rather be here than at one more of your lame parties.” Apollo furrowed his brows, but ultimately decided to just massage the tense muscles of his temples, not desiring to start a fruitless dispute with her.
“But we are not here to talk about Apollo, but Poseidon – the biggest drama queen I have ever encountered in my entire life.”
Beelzebub sighed, tapping his foot impatiently against the marble floor. He just wanted to return to his research. “How did you even come to such an irrational conclusion?”
Standing tall, [Name] placed her hands on her hips. “Irrational? Do you guys truly not see it?” Blank stares were shot in her direction, only Heracles and Ares had the decency to shake their heads.
“Well then, allow me to provide you with an example; If a fly were to land on that drama queen’s shoulder, he would not hesitate to drown all their villages, slaughter their children, and then feed their corpses to the nearest animal.”
Loki snickered, obviously finding some amusement in what he deemed to be an exaggerated story. [Name] ignored him and continued. “And then, to truly top it off, after exterminating an entire species he would just act as normal, as if his reaction was more than justifiable.”
“She does have a point,” the serene voice of Aphrodite spoke. “Poseidon’s reactions do tend to be quite… overbearing at times.”
Rosaline dragged a hand through her hair in hope that the motion would soothe her racing mind. “And I know this to be true because that fly is a metaphor for us humans. I literally bumped into him just the other day, and this bitch-”
A warning glare from Hades.
“This very fine gentleman acted like I gave him the bubonic plague.” Loki and Shiva broke into a fit of laughter. The Hindu god even toppled off his chair, but that didn’t seem to encourage him from continuously laughing his ass off.
[Name] rolled her eyes. “Yeah, yeah, continue howling all day long you buffoons, but I think I singlehandedly made him wish for a second Ragnarok.” This only made the duo double over, trying to choose between drying their tears or holding their stomachs. It was a good day for Shiva to have four arms.
Hermes, however, coaxed his brows. “Do you mean to tell us that you came in contact with Lord Poseidon without invoking his wrath?”
[Name] cocked her head to the side. “Didn’t I just tell you that he looked like he wanted to pierce me into a shish kebab?”
Hades moved his king one square forward on the chessboard, the slight click when the piece hit the wood gaining her attention. “That is not what he meant, my dear. If our brother is truly angry, he will not hesitate to kill whoever is around him. The fact that you are still alive indicates that he had no desire of ending your life.”
Odin nodded from the seat beside his son, who was staring out of the window, wishing for this conversation to come to an end.
"This!” [Name]’s sudden outburst caught the attention of everyone in the room, including the socially withdrawn God of Thunder. “This is what I mean when I call him dramatic! You have just grown used to his actions. Look, I don't mind his exaggerated reactions, but he needs a bit of variation.”
[Name] began pacing around the room, her back straight and chin held high, while holding a stick in her hand. Where did she even get that?
“Someone breathes the same air as me? Dead.” Everyone’s eyes widened.
She was imitating Poseidon.
“Someone accidentally steps on my foot? Dead. Someone has the audacity to look me straight in the eye? Dead.” She stopped and heaved a heavy sigh, “Like, come on. Try something new for once, please."
Zeus stroked his long beard. "Wait, let me get this straight. You mean to tell us that your problem with Poseidon is not his behaviour, but that it has grown old?"
[Name] slammed her hands against the table, making the glasses along the wine bottles on it shake with the sudden force. “Yes!”
“This meeting is over.” Hades declared, already walking away. It did not take long for the other deities to follow him, Loki and Shiva needing to crawl out from all their excessive laughing.
“Fine, go! But don’t come crying to me when you guys realize I was right!”
“We won’t,” cooed Zeus.
“Hades?”
“Yes, Zeus?”
The King of the Gods blinked, not believing his eyes. “Why is Poseidon drowning that entire meadow?”
Before the two deities stood their brother, sending wave after wave into a beautiful landscape of green hills and the most gorgeous of flowers.
Hades sighed, running a hand through his white hair. “To kill the flies.”
Zeus turned his head to his brother, already dreading his next answer. “Why?”
The King of the Underworld gulped, cursing that mortal for how correct she had been. “Because a fly had landed on his shoulder.”
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witchthewriter · 7 months
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𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  
a/n: nsfw included
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INFJ
Slytherin
Chaotic Neutral > Good
Gemini Sun, Leo Moon, Cancer Rising
𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿
・Loki loves you no matter what size you are or how you look on the outside
・Even though your insecurities are valid, it doesn’t mean Loki sees them as such. They know how much your thoughts affect you. So they do the best they can, to make you feel comfortable in your own skin
・In different cultures beauty is recognised differently.
・What is known as "beautiful" on Earth, isn't the same everywhere else (hell, even different countries have a different view on beauty).
・And with Loki who has seen many things over the course of his life, what he deems as attractive is different to what others may.
・So when he saw you, he thought you were one of the most beautiful people in the universe.
・You didn't believe him at first, when he gave you compliments here and there. After all, he was evil in your eyes.
・You thought he was making fun of you, trying to manipulate you. It's just what you automatically thought - as you it's what you were told.
・Time had changed him, experiences and circumstances turned him from self-centred to compassionate.
・And so you were shocked when you overheard him defend you one afternoon
・You didn't believe in soulmates, it didn't make sense to have one perfect person
・But you felt it. That pull towards him, like a tether, or a piece of string.
・No matter how hard you tried to convince yourself, you couldn't stop the gut feeling of needing to be around him
・Your relationship slowly started to turn when he asked about your interests
・And when you found something in common, you spent so much time together.
・One night, after spending all day together, he said something that solidified your relationship as a romantic one
"Y/n, I don't think I could live this life without you. But if this is all I get, this time we have spent together -then I am glad to have it." His voice wavered, and he whispered, "I would die a happy man."
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
What We Thought Was Hate Was Actually Just Deep-Seeded Love
Beauty and the Beast
Soulmates
𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆
Enemies to Lovers
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
The Crown of Jaehaerys by Ramin Djawadi
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𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 No one under the age of 18 past this point, I bloody mean it. 
・Loves when you sit on his face. Just having your whole weight smothering him, surrounding him... the thought turns him on, on the spot
・A lot of the time it's Loki initiating intimacy. There's an insatiable need that he has for you.
・When you become comfortable in the relationship, Loki would open up about his fantasies.
・His biggest ones are actually very different. He still has a deep desire to be in charge; to sit on a throne and be worshipped
・And then his other is to be the worshipper, to be on his knees and told what to do
・Loves having his hair pulled. The feeling of fingers grabbing at his scalp, forcing him to look into your eyes.
・He needs to hear your moans, especially when it's his name
・Loki is ... quite a few years older than you. Which means he has a lot of experience. During those years, Loki was constantly trying to find the right person, but he soon found out that they didn't exist. Until he met you. Now everyone else is forgettable
・Intimate moments always have an element of playfulness. Loki's smirk is never too far away
・Loki also likes eating ass and having his ass ... ate
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takusan-no-ai · 1 year
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Sudden Disappearance
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PAIRING: Kratos/Odin/Heimdall/Thor/Baldur x Female Reader (Romantic) (Separate)
SUMMARY: Their wife, (Y/N), is kidnapped. One day, she returns after victoriously defeating her captor.
Kratos goes into a panic when he can’t find you. He feels so many emotions all at once. He can’t focus on anything now that you’re missing.
A part of him wonders if you left him, but he tries not to focus on it; he knows you and doesn’t want to think negatively of you.
He’ll travel through every realm to find you, asking others of your whereabouts. Any leads towards a missing woman were all met with a dead end.
When you return Kratos embraces you tightly. After hearing about your experience he urges you to train more with him. Just in case this happens again, but your kidnapper happens to be stronger.
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At first Odin thinks you’re just out exploring for some days. Days turn into weeks and when he can’t see you from the eyes of his ravens he begins to panic.
If Baldur is still alive then he’ll send him out to find you. Otherwise Odin will look for you himself, which is fairly quick considering his powers. Heimdall would tell him to reconsider going for you himself, saying it could be a trap to lure him in.
Odin would refute that, saying “She’s my wife. If I don’t go to look for her myself then who will? Baldur’s dead and I need you here in Asgard! Thor is useless in situations like this!”
When you return Odin demands to know what happened to you, and places a punishment worse than death on the culprit. He later creates a raven similar to Huginn and Muninn specifically for keeping an eye on you.
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Heimdall knows you, and so once he suspects you’ve been abducted, he sticks to it. Never faltering to think that you left him. He is furious at the abductor and himself; he should have seen it coming, and yet he didn’t.
Will tell Odin of what has happened and that he wishes to look for you himself, however he is denied so as the Watchmen of the Aesir. Nobody likes him, and by being his wife, you, so he can’t convince anyone to look for you.
Heimdall will sneak out of Asgard and search for you against Odin’s command. He may love Asgard, but he loves you even more.
You’ll meet up halfway with Heimdall if he follows the right tracks to find you, which he likely will. If your captor isn’t already dead, then Heimdall will make sure he is.
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Thor becomes paranoid when you don’t come back by night. He can’t sleep, and his thoughts start to wander. He worries that he might’ve done something wrong, he thinks you left him. He may even relapse into drinking.
Thrúd will comfort and knock some sense into her father, which sets him on the path for finding you. He does still worry that you may be dead, or left him for someone better.
Thor knows he’s hasn’t always been the best husband to you. But, you’re his wife. You’ve been married to this man for years and he’s not about to give up on you over paranoia.
When you return to Asgard Thor will hug you so tight your back may crack. He’s incredibly proud of you for defending yourself, but he will definitely become more protective of you. You’ll probably also start training with Thrúd.
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Baldur is enraged by your kidnapping, but he’s confident that he will find you. Baldur also knows of your fighting capabilities, so he’s not too worried about your predicament.
He will find you. Just as you’re leaving from your kidnapper’s hideout Baldur lands before you with his dragon.
When both of you return home, Baldur makes it clear that nobody tries to harm his wife. He will personally antagonize anyone that even looks at you wrongly afterwards, secretly fearing the worst.
- Fin
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mf-headcannontap · 5 months
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MARVEL Headcannon #5:
President Loki is the result of Odin banishing Loki to Midgard instead of Thor.
Basically, Thor started the war, but Loki got thrown under the metaphorical bus and got banished under the condition of Thor having to prove himself worthy of having his sibling by his side again, and then Loki could return.
Of course, Loki, being Loki, took the first opportunity they could find to blend in and eventually amass power. It got to the point where eventually, Loki found themselves running for president against one Steve Rogers (who took one look around when he woke up and decided, if no one was gonna get their stuff together, he'd do it himself dammit, cuz if a literal alien could do it, so could he) completely by accident. But of course, Loki, being Loki, made that election one for the history books.
There's 2 versions of this singular timeline. One where Steve Rogers wins, and one where Loki wins (that's the one that got pruned) and its comedic gold.
By the time Thor proves himself worthy and Odin allows Loki back in Asgard, Loki has already established a pretty solid life for themselves, out of Odin's and Thor's shadows, so now they all have to convince Loki to come back to Asgard.
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taw-k · 8 days
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Hc: baby Loki was obsessed with jam. One of the few sweet things on Asgard is jam and little baby Loki was obsessed with it.
he'd organise heists with Thor, who could reach the jam on the top shelf, to steal a jar so that Loki could dig his little hands in there and scoop handfuls into his mouth.
He was very messy.
Frigga has photos of this.
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crow-eye-art · 1 year
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No.1 dad Odin
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lucianalight · 2 months
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Uhh...well this post turned out really weird. I don't even know what this is lol. First part is more meta, and second part is more headcanon. I just really needed to get these thoughts out of my head :D
I still couldn't get over the fact that Odin had planned and gifted both Hela and Thor with a powerful artifact(Hela's helmet and Mjolnir) and decided to later gave them one more(Gungnir) for ruling, and yet he gave Loki nothing. It really showed how Odin viewed Loki among all his three children and preferred to ignor him. He seriously went from telling the brothers that both of them were born to be kings but only (heavily implied the worthy) one could ascend to the throne(which basically made sure that these brothers are going to compete for it), to giving Thor Mjolnir, then the throne and Gungir would have come with it, making Thor the most powerful he could be and in the brothers' eye the worthier and the winner("This was to be my day of triumph"), and yet he expected Loki to be ok with it? To not try desperately to figure out why Thor was favored while it was Loki who was the more thoughtful one, who understood ruling better? And then people wonder why Loki was jealous of Thor. And you know what? He had every right to be envious of Thor because how Odin treated Loki was so damn unfair.
Then I realized actually this is not completely true. Odin did in fact plan to give Loki a powerful artifact.
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The day he showed the Casket of Ancient Winters to the boys, just as he had showed Hela the helmet when she was a kid. The time he talked about "evil Frost Giants", never bothered to correct Thor that they weren't monsters, scared Loki of his own race and people to the point that he asked whether the Frost Giants still live. And then told them that they were both born to be kings, but only one can ascend to the throne of Asgard. The other gets the throne of "monsters" he was meant to as a puppet king under Asgard's control, bringing their treasure back and remake what Odin had destroyed years ago.
We never found out when these plans didn't matter anymore. Was it before or after Jotunheim? Or did Odin have another reason? Could it be that he was so afraid of Loki's power he preferred not to encourage him for his magic, or give him anything that could make him stronger? After all "a king must tame his threats to ensure they fight for him".
This line of thought made me question sth else. What Odin was talking about when he mentioned "threat" to Hela and showing her the helmet? We know he was talking about Fenrir and implying it about Hela too. But why did he mention taming a threat and showing her a helmet that clearly made her upset and uncomfortable?
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Now we get into the more headcanon-y part.
Let's go back in time a little and observe some Asgradian choices in fashion, weapons and politics during centuries.
This is Bor, father of Odin with horns on his helmet and Gungnir in his hands, killing the dark elves. Bor later was considered a hero for basically genocide.
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Odin Borson. His helmet has some considerable changes from Bor. It has horns and wings and Hela's helmet. He is standing alone with Gungnir.
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Later Odin has given Hela the helmet and conquers the realms with her help, following his father's steps to more extremes.
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I assume during their conquests Odin made the Dwarfs build Mjolnir and gave it to Hela.
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Then he stops at the nine realms, banishes Hela and keeps Mjolnir with all other stolen relics in Asgards' vault.
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He later gives Mjolnir to Thor. But that's not the only thing Thor inherits from him.
Thor's helmet carries the wings of Odin's, and Loki's helmet bears the horns.
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(Which is a nice symbolism for the roles of golden child and scapegoat Thor and Loki have in their family dynamic but I digress). He has basically divided all he had between his three children. The helmets of his three kids together make his original helmet in the mural.
What I was trying to get at with this, is that since Odin didn't wear the helmet after Hela and was keeping it in the vault, and referring to it as sth related to a threat, I headcanon that the helmet originally didn't belong to him and he got it from the someone else during a battle as he tends to steal powerful objects from people he defeats. Considering Hela's reaction she probably knew the story behind it. We've seen Odin likes to tell the stories of his wars to his children while showing them the trophies.
So who was the original owner of Hela's helmet? And why Odin had decided to give it to Hela? This implies he was sure Hela could use the Helmet's power, but why? Well, I have another headcanon :D What if the original owner of the Helmet was Hela's mother? Hela never mentions her mother, and she knew the helmet was going to be hers and wasn't happy about it. Odin could have taken it from his first girlfriend and killed her or imprisoned her, telling Hela that her mother was an enemy, to make sure she never talks about her or questions Odin. This also fits well with my other headcanon that Hela's Loki mother :D Because a child who had inherited her mother's magic and Jotun's powers could be exceptionally powerful and Odin had to tame that threat.
Congrats! You've reached the end of this incredibly messy post. Here's a realistic rendering of me while I was writing it :D
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meekinthedraw · 8 months
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Oh shit dude its the metal head and his gnc vampire husband oh my god
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palesublimeduck · 4 months
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🎀𝑶𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔⚘️✨️
Imagine these dudes in a Kakaegurui AU tho 🎲🎭
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rukia-writes · 8 months
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I would like to submit the hypothesis that while neither would likely share their bed now, in their younger years Odin and Zeus would have definitely had a threeway, at least partly to try and outperform the other and show off to whoever they were in bed with-- *seized and dragged off to horny jail*
Me: gets bags ready to spend the night in horny jail. Because I had to-
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And Zeus is the instigator! ⚡️
⚡️ 🐦‍⬛ Zeus: look, we can share think about Odin. I’ll go say Hi, charm her, and we have ourselves a good night.
Odin at this time is not younger but he is a little more talkative.
A young! Zeus always has a plan when it comes to getting someone he likes, this is no different and so he charms and weasels his way into his target’s heart.
A young! Odin has his charm too! Like hello?! Where do you think Thor got his good looks from? Daddy dearest of course.
So when Zeus introduces them to Odin and Odin approves:
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!! Omg!
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⚡️🐦‍⬛ They both have their style and ways how they have sex but if this isn’t their first rodeo (which I’m sure it isn’t) they can essentially read each other mind. So when Zeus just wants to dive in Odin reminds him not to be too quick and harsh, savoring the moment can help.
⚡️🐦‍⬛ the many positions they would have that person would be insane! Mainly because of Zeus he likes to try many positions while Odin doesn’t mind, Odin just wants the bliss, the orgasm so he’ll go along. Until he wants that bliss now: which brings us to
⚡️🐦‍⬛Stamina! Odin enjoys the build and the reward you get when the build reaches a certain point (orgasm) which is why he’ll go along with Zeus because he too has stamina but Zeus has stamina and likes to cum hard and fast 💨 So while the two have different approaches it works out well. Too well.
⚡️🐦‍⬛ Odin likes to get in your mind too; Zeus is the physical lover. Odin will have your mind thinking about ALL of his touches, his words are honey 🍯 and his voice is dark but smoothing and your heart is a flutter while Zeus is touching you in all the right places at the right time. 🤍✨
⚡️🐦‍⬛Of course the two have their competition; it doesn’t matter how well the two get along. Both believe they are the better lover and the one who have their sweet lover’s heart. Mhmm the
“They liked me better.” Zeus
“Impossible, they said my name over and over.” Odin
“I made our sweet nymph cum-“ Zeus
“With my help.” Odin
⚡️🐦‍⬛ You know the sex is good between the two gods when you don’t remember your name the next morning ☀️ and the only that lingers is a pleasant feeling throughout your body.
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asmrrpaddict · 9 days
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My mind goes immediately to @goodboyaudios’ amazing channel!!! We know they’ve met, but still. 😆Loki would be an interesting addition to this universe! Maybe Escaped Audio, Scythe Audio, Extrovert Ed, Pebble, Siren’s Son, Patman, Joseph Holloway, or MasterMissy?
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thydonutart · 1 year
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He dislikes* them all equally.
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foxglovevibes · 8 months
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Kind of got a fun little headcanon that there are actually WAY more people in the town of Edda who are fully aware of their status' as reincarnated gods and are just like: "Eh. It is what it is." and just go about their everyday lives as if nothing much has really changed with the occasional "YOU KNOW!" + "AND YOU KNOW!" moment spattered in.
I love this idea because it just makes Magne, Laurits and the others attempting to do hella sus shit in a completely unsubtle manner so much funnier when you imagine the handful of townsfolk, who always seem to be around for their shenanigans, just watching them and shaking their heads like: "Ah shit, Thor and Loki are back at it again."
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