Tumgik
#goblins
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
HIFRIZA (GOBLINS)
Hifriza, or Goblins in the Common Tongue, are one of the five fingers of Orckind (with Orcs, Ogres, Onibao, and Trolls) residing on the main continent of Crodecca, and have spread to inhabit many of the continental archipelago’s sister-islands. Goblins stand shorter than Dwarves when fully erect, but usually lope about with a forward-leaning gait & often employ their long forearms as well to cover ground at alarming speeds. They are intelligent, at least as intelligent as an average human child, with a deep fascination with fire & toolmaking. Their hands are small but startlingly dextrous, and their musculature is lean and well-insulated against cold desert nights with a fine layer of hairs for trapping heat, and another layer of coarser, sparser bristles for protection against insects. Goblins live active lives, siring relatively small batches of offspring at once; they mate & develop at an incredible rate to offset this hiccup.
Groups of Hifriza develop distinct traditions & modes of feeding themselves depending on environmental pressures—there has yet to be recorded, however, even a single Goblin society successfully cultivating crops, or developing agriculture beyond their natural proclivities towards wild seeds, fruits and ground-nuts which they dig from the earth or crudely harvest from trees. It is speculated among Councilarium anatomists that their bodyplan—with relatively narrow shoulder-span and a deep, hatchet-blade shaped chest similar to some canines that allow for swift quadrupedal movement—inhibits the use of complex tools & activities needed to domesticate animals or plant food. Evidence exists to the contrary, at least in regards to complex tool use; Goblin gangs living on the outskirts of settled areas or in close-enough proximity to metropolitan cities have been reported to mimic behavior observed on trade roads. One witness recalls several Hifriza attempting to yoke a docile Oxdrake to a ramshackle cart-and-wagon contraption.
Gangs can be differentiated through visual identifiers; Goblins are highly visual beings, and it’s theorized that some of their compulsive looting behavior may be drawn by this very visual fixation. Tightly organized raiding parties and their families will decorate themselves distinct hairstyles, with various degrees of grooming or plucking hairs at the root, which reinforces social bonds. Bright body paint & patterned scars along the arms, back, thighs and face can denote rank or familial affiliation. Conventional armor weighs down these agile fighters, and so in favor of mobility Goblins usually lean towards padding & carrying capacity. Ropes, twine, reeds, rough-hewn animal leathers, looted baubles and clothing, piercings and loose jewelry are all to be expected when facing down a Goblin gang. Raiding gangs have been known to charge into a fight from all angles, hurling flaming arrows & tossing fat-soaked torches on anything they can find to suffocate their quarry out of their homes. Looters scurry into any open crevice, and Knocks batter down resistant structures or more heavily-armored defenders.
Though not particularly widespread, sorcorial magic use has been observed among isolated Goblin bloodlines.
88 notes · View notes
lilaeleaf · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Some poor suffering gobs!!
126K notes · View notes
goblinfables · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
:O
11K notes · View notes
mapsontheweb · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
Goblin Sightings in the United States as of 2023
24K notes · View notes
logarithmicpanda · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
I got inspired by @pocketss goblins so I made one out of polymer clay!
5K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
Text
JK Rowling didn't write Hogwarts Legacy.
Moira Squier did.
JK Rowling wrote about a short and swarthy ethnic minority legally denied the right to own certain kinds of property, excluded from most careers apart from finance, oppressed for hundreds of years but still ignored by equality activists, perceived as duplicitous and bloodthirsty, speaking a guttural language and having a culture considered inferior by mainstream society.
The film franchise gave them big hooked noses.
Moira Squier created a new character from this minority who was the victim of a brutal, life-threatening hate crime in his youth, which radicalised him against the society that oppressed his people. She wrote a narrative in which a marginalised person's resentment of their oppressors causes them to become morally corrupt, and the only "good" members of the marginalised group are the ones who can overcome that resentment. She created a story in which the protagonist must prevent a marginalised group from reclaiming their property, because doing so would make them too powerful, and that might threaten the status quo.
Troy Leavitt was the lead developer for the first several years (editing in a correction: he was only a lead designer in 2018; from 2019 through 2021 he was senior producer instead) of this game's creation. He runs a YouTube channel in which he defends cultural appropriation and Gamergate, among other things. (Editing another correction: I previously described his channel as alt-right; it turns out Leavitt explicitly rejects the alt-right movement, though he still holds various reactionary opinions.) He oversaw the design of a marginalised minority which bears an uncanny resemblance to Nazi propaganda:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
JK Rowling is a bigot, but she's not the only one.
21K notes · View notes
feebledungeons · 8 months
Text
If your some of your goblins don’t speak in terrible cartoony gobbledygook in Common but intelligently, suavely or charming in Goblin then I fear you’re missing a trick in your Games Mastery
Gobbo in Common: Craig say you go there bad big bad go boom! Boom!
Gobbo in Goblin: Oh thank the gods you understand me. I skipped Common to fast track my chemistry masters. Enchanted to meet you but we have a dastardly plot to foil. If you can take me to the detonator I’m sure I can defuse it. It was… my design after all… *smoulders in biochemist*
7K notes · View notes
theveryworstthing · 11 months
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
over on patreon Tama shouted 'shark' at me a bunch of times for the mermaid prompts, which obviously gets results.
goblin shark goblin Mitsu is here again to secure stray forbidden tomes that wander into terrestrial libraries, and this time she's brought the rest of her team.
 Sagami is the frilled shark lady who's head of Protection, physical and mental. some cults do NOT want to give up their tomes and some tomes do NOT want to get got. she's basically here to punch assholes in cloaks so Mitsu can work and create wards against unnaturally occurring madness.
Rea, the greenland shark lady, is the team's advanced translator and sacrificial editor. she's still pretty young at only 152 but she should totally be dead by now, a fact which makes the branch of Sedna's Fingers that raised her pretty smug. she translates books with words as well as books where the concept of words (or books) becomes debatable, and whenever a Rough Draft shows up she makes sure it's like, physically tolerable before letting it come in contact with anyone else.
they’re 3 smart ladies just trying to do their jobs in this void eats sanity world.
3K notes · View notes
spiralshells · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
This guy has been appearing in my sketchbooks lately. Some kinda earthworm-goblin-guy. Lives underground, eats dirt. You kids get off my dirt!!
684 notes · View notes
gleafer · 11 days
Text
Have a Reddit account?
Like Good Omens?
Like SAUCY entertainment and a community of supportive fellow goblins who will gleefully share the best of such fics, art, memes, interactive challenges, SONGS and ENDLESS GIFS???
WELLLLLLLLLL why don’t you mosey on over to Reddit’s @goodomensafterdark and join the rabble on the best sub that every subbed. Soobed? Sibbed? Subbed.
It’s a great time and I adore their warm, somewhat handsy, embrace in this fandom we love so!
VOICE OF GOD: ADULTS ONLY. 18+ *THUNDER AND LIGHTNING*
Go on then! Hop on over! Quick like a bunny! Atta goblin!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
599 notes · View notes
jayrockin · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Finishing Goblin Week a month late is better than a year late (coughs). Anyways, a new menagerie of freaks and weirdos. Extra points for guessing which organism each of the gobbs is based off of.
PATREON | STORE
4K notes · View notes
lilaeleaf · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Some more suffering goblins! They really need some rest ;;
10K notes · View notes
goblinfables · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
mushroom monday! some new little guys and stickers for the collection lol
blue oyster | shiitake | enoki | reishi
2K notes · View notes
kabewski · 4 months
Text
Flak Arcana Goblins! Next up I'll show you the other two species of goblins.
Tumblr media
745 notes · View notes
iguanodont · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
A lonely little fish-creature meets a goblin. Not that young Ahab knew what a goblin was at the time, but they became good friends nonetheless. The goblin’s name is Checkermint, or “Checkers”.
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes