@chaoticace2005
It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅
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Ghost, interrogating someone for answers : I know over 200 ways to kill a man.
Ghost : So you better—
Y/N : You could glue an open jar filled with rats to his face, then blow torch to the other side of the jar. So the rats have no choice but to eat their way out through his face :3
Ghost : . . .
Ghost : Two hundred and one.
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Clark, currently hiding behind Bruce, who's grumpy cause he got woken up from his post sex nap for this: What are you doing in my house??? whAt a re you doing in my house?
Damian, angry cause Bruce hasn't been home in two days, pointing a sword right at him: I WANT MY BABA BACK
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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.
Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’
Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’
Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’
Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’
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Sniper and Heavy are sitting in the break room alone:
Sniper: ...
Heavy: ...
Sniper: ...
Heavy: ...
Sniper: ...
Heavy: ...
Sniper: ...
Heavy: ...
Sniper: *slaps his knees as he stands* Well, its about time I give my folks a call! Good talk, mate!
Heavy: Hm.
Sniper: We should do this again, sometime!
Heavy: Mm-hm.
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Emile: It’s my birthday AND almost Christmas, you know what that means?
Roman: Everyone is going to try and kill each other at the meal?
Virgil: One year closer to the sweet release of death?
Logan: Drinking a bit too much?
Patton: Crying in the bathtub?
Janus: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa? Like I even care—
Remus: SECRET GLITTER BOMBS??
Emile: *sighs* I was going to say ‘ugly sweaters competition’ and then Christmas cartoon marathon but you know what? I’m booking you all in for appointments in the new year.
Happy Birthday Picani! You deserve a proper day off lol
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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick.
Rick Sanchez
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